#stay safe markimoo

[draculabackward]

ah fuck the la gangs finally got him

[mostlyghostly42]

youve been attacked by the golden markipler!!

reblog to save your life!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!

[lordnot]

The film becomes a massive success, but to be able to make it, Markiplier had to personally make some promises of payoffs to certain gangs in Los Angeles

Promises he never fulfilled.

this is probably my favorite thing to have come of all of this iron lung stuff

Listen I want this movie to be stellar SO badly. Can you imagine if Markiplier becomes the next breakout horror director. Timeline-fixing developments.

[missxfaithc]

I decided to put an excerpt from an old Markiplier fanfic of mine through Google Translate several times. Here’s what it came up with…

“Don't dare,” Mark said defensively at the computer screen.

“Or what?” Donker eyed the YouTuber warily. “There's nothing you can do to stop it. Me, so don't do that."

Dark smiled at Mark and the lights went out. Before Mark could do anything, a demon appeared and stabbed him with something.

“What the hell…” Mark staggered backwards. "What have you done for me?"

Mark felt... strange. His whole body suddenly caught fire. Like he was burning from the inside out.

Dark laughed next to Mark's computer. He had to be stopped before he could go any further. Mark walks into his recording studio as heat builds in his system. Was that how Darko killed him?

"I wouldn't do it if it was you," he warned as the student cast his demons under the dim light reflected on the computer screen.

“You know, the more you fight this poison, the faster it goes. Married? I will fight, won't you."

I wasn't strong then. But now...now I'm not strong.

Marcus asked what to do. Not on deck. But what will you do if you don't want to use it?

“Why did you do this?" asked.

The poison seemed to slow him down...or was the body dead?

Mørk gave the YouTuber an almost questioning look.

“Say what, Markiplier," he said as if it were an insult. "If you give me what I want and I can't help it, I'll think you're safe."

“Damn, you do. I'll take my chances with poison. Now tell me what you're doing."

Dark shook his head angrily, "You really don't understand? It's me giving the orders now, not you."

He approached Marcus, their faces almost touching. "You're useless," he said, grabbing Marcus by the collar and saying, "Nothing."

A dark sign was standing against the moss covered wall in the room. A YouTuber was once grateful for a pillow between the wall and his body.

“Now you can stay here and be good, or I will make your death much quicker."

Marcus closed his mouth, but said nothing more. While he wanted to destroy the demon at once, he knew well enough that he did not know if he could win by any means. Marcus hoped that he would live long enough to be explored.

Dark Mark eventually ran away and returned to the YouTuber's computer. "We," he said, "evil devil. "Some time ago I was in one of your videos. I think the times are changing, don't you think?”

Darken turned and tried to gauge Mark's reaction.

Mark didn't let on how terrifying the demon was. “Come on, I don't think I can stop you.”

Darhk smiled, “Finally! I didn't think you'd admit it. Maybe you're not as helpful as I first thought.”

Marcus does not want to accept meat. We'll have to wait and see what the Dark One is up to.

The demon stared at the computer screen, playing with something Mark couldn't see from where he was standing.

After a few minutes, Dark seemed to have everything ready for the live broadcast. Mark swallowed, heart pounding - and not with poison. He knew what was going on Dark.

"Dark..." Mark said, the hysteria fading into his usual calm tone. "What are you doing?"

The demon laughed at him, "What am I doing here? I want to talk to your fans!"

“Actually... you don't," Mark tried to reason with him.

“Oh, is anyone afraid that a big bad demon will ruin their career?" dark smile.

He smiled. "Don't worry. Markimoo, don't hurt your dear fans…”

Marcus watches, clenching his hands into fists. "Don't you dare bring my subscribers here. Do what you want, but don't you dare bring them here.”

Tumma sighed, not impressed at all. "I'm really, really confused Marcus. Yumma I thought you were... interesting. I can't help but wonder though. You're a star, aren't you?"

“It has nothing to do with the hero!" Marcus shouted desperately trying to stay calm. “What do you think of my fans? Why are they becoming your font?"

Dark pressed the button to start the live stream and then smiled "Hmm. That's it, right? I guess you'll have to wait and find out for yourself.”

Mark watched in horror as the demon began to speak to his worshippers. He felt the audience noticed something wrong when the fans didn't. He couldn't hear everything Darkness said as he spoke quietly, but there seemed to be a lot of thought put into the conversation.

Most Marks couldn't read the stuff because it sounded too loud, but I caught a few people who seemed to wonder if it was some sort of game or not.

If only people knew it was true.

“Then I need your help!" The darkness spoke loud enough for Mark to hear clearly.

[later-radiator]

please stay safe markimoo

[spann-stann]

Stay safe during the coup, Markimoo!

[abalidoth]

very old Tumblr meme

Markiplier was going to LA (or lived there? idk) and someone saw a scaremongering post about gang violence in LA and said "stay safe markimoo!"

and it just became a Huge Thing that Markiplier was on the run from, or had been killed by, nebulously defined "LA gangs"

like this is something that circulated beyond the kind of circles that care about Markiplier; my evidence was that this was the first I had ever heard of him

[flyfeline]

L.A. Gangs Moodboard

[jitterslug]

beware the ides of march, markimoo!

[jacktheripperjrarchive918r737472]

[gokukazoo]

good morning everyone except the L.A. gangs threatening markiplier’s safety

[colossussteppes]

There is a war on D'Qar. If the First Order gets to 100 kills they get to take over that part of the planet. You NEEDto be careful, Mark. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone on or around D'Qar, and please reblog this to get it to the youtubers on D'Qar. I just worry about their safety. markiplier stay safe!

[placentaur-archive]

no one told him to stay safe

[theexorcistiii]

NSFM (not safe for markiplier)

[losermutt]

[catgirlweed]

The la gangs got him