#stay fresh cheesebags

[dynastylobster]

Speckle Yonkagor Being Hit in the face with a ham cheese sandwich

[jackburtonsays]

You know what surprises me around these parts? Not seeing more posts about audio erotica. As a user of the good Christian app Quinn, I’m genuinely surprised I don’t see posts about the audios or the voice actors. That seems like it should be right up the Tumblr alley

Maybe because you have to pay for it? I get that but I am genuinely curious if any of my friends here use it. I know one of you stone cold weirdos does but anyone else? I’m mainly asking because sometimes I wanna discuss these motherfuckers and their voices because GOTDAMN audios.

Stay fresh cheesebags ✌🏽

[manbatmanbatman]

Dear @waynebrucewaynebruceman ,

Day one of internet lettering: this week, I met a rat. Not any old rat, a rat from gay street, he said he knew you. That's a joke ahah, fr tho, this rat was just like chilling on the road and then when a car drove by, he ran towards us, did a few circles around our feet and left. I hope he finds happiness and maybe a burger, all the gays deserve one after all, especially this rat.

Hope this post finds you well, stay fresh cheesebag,

Your beloved

manbatmanbatman.

[cringefail-loser]

stay fresh cheesebags

[sexymancatalogue]

You, my friend, are doing God's work.

I humbly submit Lewis Pepper (He/Him) from Mystery Skulls Animated

One of the many residents of the Skeleton Sexyman Club ™️ <3

Stay fresh fellow cheesebag

Added to queue! - Mod Zim

[stayp1eceposts]

Stay fresh cheesebag (singular) (endearing)

[waynebrucewaynebruceman]

Dear @manbatmanbatman ,

Wow I sure do wish I had a burger. From gay street. You know what though I went to the expat grocery store here to get the CHEESE GROMIT to make The Girlfriend mac and cheese, and they were selling Beyond Meat Burger patties 0: Very unexpected. Unfortunately I don’t like fake meat because it’s too close to real meat. And I don’t have an oven so I can’t make chips. Big L.

Stay Fresh Cheesebag,

Your best Waynebrucewaynebruceman.

P.S. Just found a fat fucken piece of lint in my sock. Life is crazy and I’m here for the ride. Please find attached a picture of said lint, cucumber for size.

[thefaestolemyname]

I'm gonna be off the internet for a few days cuz family camping (at the Pinery, my favourite place on earth), some PSAs to the few who care:

- Yes my blog has undergone a bunch of rebranding, it's because I'm moving my wizardposting to @thefaestolemynamewizardposting

- I will be unfollowing wizards from here and refollowing them from @thefaestolemynamewizardposting after the camping

- No, my bio going from green wizard frog stuff to sky theme, Christian stuff, and Latin does not mean I have become or have always secretly been some sort of alt-right christofacist. I am still the same person who calls for an anti-capitalist revolution, loves everyone including people who disagree with me, and is queer.

- I will probably change @thefaestolemynamewizardposting 's URL, this is not a permanent name

- yes my Queue will be spitting out posts, that does not mean I'm back

Stay fresh, Cheesebags! ❤️

[cottonisgay]

would anyone be interested in seeing art i do??? idk. might start posting art?? that would be cool i think. anyway stay fresh cheesebags toodles

[ninbinary]

[irpieday]

Made some digital designs for my Etsy shop

[accidental-spice]

hey my lil rebel cheesebag! your random question! if you could visit one country/place, what would it be and why?

Ooooh, random question time!!!

Let's see...

Venice, Italy, for a NUMBER of reasons. I mean, it sounds GORGEOUS, and I've read quite a few books set there, and also rumor has it that if you've got gluten allergies, which I KINDA do, it won't bother you in Italy, so.... gotta experiment with that.

What about you?

[manbatmanbatman]

Dear @waynebrucewaynebruceman ,

Here's an anecdote from last week:

I went to a bar with two friends so I ordered the first round and as I'm about the pay, the bartender mentions that he recognizes me, at which point both friends starts laughing coz it's giving regular and they're like how often do you come here kek. In all sincerity Mr Wayne, I have only been here once, it just happened to be the same bartender both times. The night is off to a great start. We play DDR and Guitar Hero, I absolutely demolish, I'm basically Nickelback reincarnated (may he rest in peace). But then we play basketball and lets just say, i'm not built for hooping your honor.

We change bar, this one is pretty busy and most people are wasted, there's some dude dancing in a horse mask, just having a good time. Vibes are being had at this bar, and I respect it, Mr Wayne. I got to the bathroom, all the stalls are taken except one which doesnt have a door. I think about it for a moment and then my shy pee-ness (say that outloud, hahahaha) gets the better of me so I wait. I can here someone being sick. A stall frees up so I do my bizz, and as I come out I see this chick who looks a little disheveled. Is she the throw-up-er? I ask if she's okay, she takes one look at me, gasps, and calls me gorgeous and she starts complimenting my makeup and my face generally, then her eyes travel down and she starts complimenting my outfit. Now we're WomanBonding. We're talking about make-up and clothes and how her boots are really uncomfortable. Were WomanBonding for about 5 minutes or so and eventually we head back into the bar and I rejoin my friends and i've got a huge smile on my face. From their perspective, I've been gone for a while in the bathroom, I come back down absolutely beaming, and before I can even explain myself this chick hugs me and starts telling my friends how amazing and beautiful I am and how lucky they are and how much they should really appreciate me. It was amazing. Not only that, but Friend 1 didn't hear what Chick said so Friend 2 had to repeat it all back to him. Incredible, would recommend. She gives me a big hug and now Friends are looking to burn me as I clearly cast a spell on this Chick, illegally so. I assure you, 'tis not magic but rather pure, unadulterated, rizz and sex appeal.

Anyway, phase 3 of the night; we get fried chicken and I get catcalled walking back even though Friends (men) were standing next to me booooo.

To conclude, it was a pretty good night.

I hope this post finds you well, stay fresh cheesebag,

Your Beloved

manbatmanbatman.

[brownpau]

Stay Fresh Cheese Bags

[boneyardbimbo]

Me coming back to tumblr after a week-long hiatus

[yoongisleftshoulder]

New BTS Reaction Blog!

Hi friends! I started this blog with the intention of writing and fufilling your asks/requests! Currently I only write for BTS but that may change in the future.

What can you request??

I will accept requests for reactions, MTL lists, and fake texts! You can also specify if the request is for hyung line or maknae line only if you would like. If not, I'll do ot7 by default.

If you have any questions about rules or what you can/can't ask, feel free to send an ask into the request jar :)

Stay fresh, cheesebags ✌️