#statins medicare part b selling your life insurance etc.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i HATE the life alert commercial they play on tv these days. it’s an old woman crumpled at the bottom of the stairs and she’s crying HELP ME PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME, and yeah it’s a little over-dramatic, but it’s not the old one anymore, the one that everyone makes fun of, the one with the famous “help, I’ve fallen and i can’t get up!” like, it’s just an old woman who is all alone in her house and she’s sobbing and crying and it’s fucking effective don’t get me wrong but i hate it every time i see it. it makes me so so sad. and anyway all of this is to say that, although it is a teeny bit longer than a 30-second ad spot on MeTV, season 6b of better call saul is a FAR more empowering sales pitch for life alert