#stas vuu

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Kidnapped Part Two

Y/n, Tara and Stas: *back home*

Y/n: Katrina you missed it! 

Tara: IT WAS SO MUCH FUN 

Katrina: Ooo tell me all about it! What happened? 

Stas: Some dude kidnapped us 

Katrina: oh w-..WAIT WHAT?? 

Y/n: don't worry we got away and guess what?? 

Tara: I took a 20 from his wallet! 

Katrina: 

 Y/n and Stas: ... 

Tara: what?? it's what he gets? don't fuck with me 

Stas: um.. 

Y/n: anyway, I was gonna say ...GUESS WHAT 

Sam: what?

 Y/n: I found this! *shows her new Nirvana shirt* 

Stas: *smiles and nods* AND I GOT FREE KFC FROM THE DUDE 

 Katrina: *in shock*

Sam: *confused* 

Colby: sweet shirt 

Devyn: you didn't like...steal it or find it laying around right? 

Y/n: Nooo i got it from Hot Topic 

Devyn: Oh 

Tara: yeah we went shopping 

Jake: before getting kidnapped or after? 

Stas and Tara: both 

Corey: wait wait you got kidnapped and decided  "hey why not go shopping"

 Y/n, Stas, Tara: Yes. 

Sam and Jake: WHY 

Sam: jinx you owe me a coke 

Jake: fuck off 

Sam: *pouts*

Colby, smiling: I'll get you a coke 

Jake: get me one too 

Colby: fuck off.

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I dont know why Stas goes by different names, silver, vuu, and a super long Russian last name. Apparently she is going to be in a reality show.

i mean, a lot of artists go by entertainment names. like i recently found out that reese witherspoon's name isn't even that. that's her last name. her real name is laura.... mind blown lol

i would assume the russian name is more close to or is her actual name and maybe she figured it would be better to go by something else.

and the username is probably just a username and has some backstory that we don't know about. i know the one i use for my personal accounts i created when i was 10 or 11. that's the only reason i still use it on every site that i can haha

and i didn't know that. how do ppl apply to be on reality tv shows ?? i assume it's like any other acting gig, but still... interesting.

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If Y/n, Stas, Tara kidnapped part one (preview of a story i’m working on)

Y/n: please don't kill us!

Tara: I'm still young!

Stas: we'll do anything

Y/n: anything?

Tara: ew no

Stas: yeah actually we wouldn't do anything ya know it's just something to say ya know

Y/n: gotcha, i got scared for a minute

Kidnapper: WILL YOU IDIOTS LISTEN

Stas: heyyy! WHO YOU CALLING IDIOT! IDIOT!

Kidnapper:

Stas: I mean..person..guy thing...?

Y/n: this is ridiculous

Tara: But kinda funny

Kidnapper: Lemme see

Tara: heyy! Don't go through my phone!

Kidnapper: I am and you can't stop me. Now let's see. Who should I call ?

 Tara: Ooo! Call Katrina 

Stas: Katrina? Why her? 

Tara: I left my drink in her car and I'm getting pretty thirsty 

Stas: Ohh 

Kidnapper: SHUT UP 

Tara: well you asked!!!

Kidnapper: Here, let's call your dad. See if he wants to give me money to keep you bitches alive 

Tara: Dad? I don't have my..ohhh that's not my- 

Jake: hey princess 

Kidnapper: I-...what the hell?? 

Jake: babe? who are you with? 

Y/n, looking at their phone ringing: Answer it.

 Kidnapper: I'm not answering it

 Y/n: fine then don't answer it 

Kidnapper: Who is this 

Jake: Jake, from State farm, who's asking? 

Kidnapper: Well, Jake from State Farm-

Corey in the background: *makes a fart sound in the phone*

Jake: *laughing*

Tara and Y/n: *dying of laughter*

Kidnapper: *looking around* Wait where's the third one, there's three of you where's the pale brunette? 

Stas, eating fried chicken: Right here boss. 

Kidnapper: HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET UNTIED 

Stas: I got hungry 

Jake: tied up?? What are you doing? 

Y/n: *looks at their phone ringing again* Can you please answer it?? *whines*

Kidnapper: NO!

  Stas: *grabs y/n's phone* Oh it's Colby 

Y/n: ANSWEER ITTTT 

Stas: Heyyy twinn!! oh nothing just some weird guy has them tied up. What am I doing? Oh I'm eating chicken. Free them? Aw man, can't that wait? I'm hungry. 

Tara: Oh I'm out now 

Kat: how did we just now realize that this nutjob cannot tie for shit. Gimme my phone 

Stas: Handing you to Y/n, byeee 

Tara: Hey Baldy's Basics, can I have my phone now please?

 Kidnapper: NO 

Tara: awww i asked nicely 

Kidnapper: ALL OF YOU SIT BACK DOWN

 Tara: You didn't ask nicely 

Kidnapper: I DONT GIVE A DAMN- 

Tara: *kicks the guys nuts and grabs her phone* RUN!!

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The Trapgirls as KnJ quotes

Katrina: We need the vegetables

Y/n: vegegegeetables

Katrina: *hits her head on the shelf in the fridge*

Y/n: *shook*

••●••

Tara: *croutches down*

Tara: *rips her pants*

Y/n: woah what was that?

Katrina: did you just...

Tara: MY WATER BROKE! JAKE GET THE KEYS MY WATER BROKE

••●••

Y/n: *slaps Tara with her phone*

Tara: ow bitch

Y/n: how do you know that hurt?

••●••

Devyn: We're going into Victoria's Secret next

Y/n: Don't say it. It's a secret.

••●••

Tara: *shows her food in her mouth to Katrina*

Katrina: show the camera

Tara: no

Katrina: why not?

Tara: cause i'm a christian

••●••

Y/n to Devyn: Would you put Powdered Sugar in your coffee? No, you put powedered sugar on your fucking Belgium waffle. Look how stupid you look.

••●••

Stasia: Oh, I don't but you do.

Y/n: That's the Y/n gaurantee.

••●••

Cassie: *kisses a mannequin*

Y/n: what are you doing?

Cassie: don't tell reggie...okay?

Y/n: okay..

Cassie: okay??

••●••

Cassie: What club would your partner be in highschool?

Y/n: idiots.

••●••

Tara: *gets a question wrong*

Y/n: oh you fucking idiot-

••●••

Jillian: To be honest I don't think any of the three of us know what circumference means

Cassie: I know what circumference means

Tara: it's a round

Devyn: first of all there's four of us

Tara, giggling: This girl is bad at math.

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