#stares at the camera

[grendel-menz]

My rpg funny guy got unfunnied swiftly and terribly

[quackurucho]

qquackity: hey you know how wilbur is gonna be gone for a little bit? what if me you and mariana took care of tallulah and together and lived in the same house like a family kind of haha

qcharlie: id love that but i dont want tallulah i just want my daughter back

qquackity: OH yeah absolutely i understand. oh uh sorry for the subject change but im actually gonna try bringing her back

[nonbinaryaubrey]

wow sure wonder who made that post

[cthoniian]

hey. quick note.

if you take someone posting THEIR boundary backed up with factual info that explaining why ( that they certainly don’t have to provide by boundaries are personal!!! ) and you take it personally ????? maybe just ?? fuck off ??

because attacking and shading people for saying ‘ this thing makes me uncomfortable and this is why ‘ - is not vaguing or attacking you. it’s stating THEIR feelings about THEIR blog.

so yes. if that makes you uncomfortable? you ARE the problem.

[localps5]

[carefreemonk]

[ Water ] - The liquid of life, the quencher of thirst. Served in crystalline glasses. And what’s more dramatic than throwing water at someone’s face!

HM. he slowly turns the glass of water in hand, studying it carefully before thrusting it into the other's face. "i wonder!" odin muses, "from whence does this liquid spring forth? does it come from a sanctified well, or does it merely flow from the common tap, enchanted by an accursed tome or ill-omened relic? imagine if, that drip-drip-dripping we perceive as water...was actually the tears of immortal souls, paying penance for sins most dire."

Already, the monk is pinching his brow.

He is not being paid enough for all of. This.

The corners of his mouth downturned in distaste, the monk gingerly pushes the glass of water away. Away from his face. Away from his clothes. Away from the whole of him, preferably redirected in a different direction altogether.

Odin is in the midst of giving him a whole new plethora of trust issues, you see.

And also a headache.

"It shall be from the tears of yours truly we'll be sourcing the remainder of tonight's fare if you. do not. S t o p." Really, Azama might have been bored to tears just moments ago, but now he wishes he'd never taken those moments for granted. He has regrets, yes. Many regrets.

He does not function well with regrets. Life is too short, ephemeral, to be weighed down with concerns o'er the present. This, too, will pass, he reminds himself, and yet...

Perhaps the evening might yet be salvaged...?

"Actually, Mister Odin Dark," lol. what kind of a name. "Do you see that [miss over there by the wall]? I have it on good authority that she is in the know, if you know what I mean? She may well part with her secrets concerning this curious liquid of yours-" it's water, w h y can't Odin just call it water "-if you approach her with the right incentive, that is."

(For emphasis, Azama jingles the bells on his brooch. Not an invitation to exchange, no, gods no, but a hint! That he hopes Odin will take and leave with.)

[playfulclovd]

When you can’t use the “Established Relationship” tag for your fic because your cowards characters have been acting like an old married couple for the past 20 years yet somehow haven’t found the right time to, you know, talk about it.

[jazz-kity]

i hope no one succeeds

[hirudou]

are these fusions or are they " what if they had a kid " ,,,

[vindictes]

"I--don't want the bonus this year..."

" oh? that's surprising. i have a feeling you may change your mind once you see it. perhaps you can invest it in something nice. live a little, john. " / @turnecoat

[dearwatsons]

thinking abt my stupid immortal oc

[bjursta]

i am NOT having a sexy buttastic day

[the-mjolnir-owner]

Your goats are so loud and greasy, why do you keep them?

"I have a knick for loving unlovable beings."

[deathfavor]

oof sorry this is a hot mess of a return, i’m just veeeery overstimulated and not getting a break like i normally do so just trying to write to what muses are answering to and/or here for softer things atm bc...vicarious crumbs of ease through the muses. like reading a nice fanfic . does that make sense? idk its just a thing for me

you’re all very wonderful and hoping at least if work ignores me tomorrow

[sunshineram]

new seedlings! double bachelors buttons :)c soso happy that they came up

primrose doing great! cant wait till they get big so i can repot them lol... it really needs more dirt in there its like an inch from the top eek

also new seedling! butterfly weed :) the purple pot next to is the same cause i thought these wouldnt come up oops... moved inside cause its fucking hot but these will go outside! excited for them :)

and lastly what i believe is a sedum adolphi leaf propagating :) ive had this for... about a month i think???? maybe a few weeks? it still needs to put out roots, it only has one little one... but its doing great! need to move it closer to the middle lol...

[dustjacketmusings]

You heard LB. Enemies to lovers. Let’s get working on the lovers bit

Oh no no no. This isn't a romance novel, the tropes won't work on me