#starchy the gravedigger

[the-funtress-fizard]

my girlfriend just saw Starchy the Gravedigger and said "is that a mustache donut?"

[boypussydilf]

“tom kenny supposedly said that fionna & cake was the most emotional recording he’d ever done” damn… what did they do to starchy the gravedigger 😰

[misterradio]

do you guys remember the episode of adventure time where rootbeer guy dies by his cup body shattering and the liquid spilling out. and someone revives him by putting the dirt where his rootbeer spilled into a different cup. and he can't comprehend the fact that he died at all so he tries to live his normal life but people are scared of him. and his wifewon't let him live with her anymore because she had moved on and also got with starchy who is also the gravedigger who had buried him

[adamantinetower]

∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞ ∞

 carly you really are the sister i’ve never had and you didn’t actually send this 4 hours ago right? the time stamp must be glitchin im.

RAPID FIRE SONG TIME

1) If You Can Hear Me by Laura Cortese & The Dance Cards

“If you can hear me, give me a sign

there’s a receiver in your heart of mine

If you’ve got a problem, thats what i’m here for

wrap yourself up in my arms of yours” 

this is such a sweet song please... please listen to it. I also know laura cortese personally and she is SUCH A SWEET PERSON

2) Which Side Are You On by Joe Jencks (its a cover)

“Oh workers can you stand it?Oh tell me how you can?Will you be a lousy scabOr will you be a union man?”

its a song from the labor movement during the industrial revolution and its Very Very Good

3) The Frost is All Over by The Chieftains and the Punch Brothers

“What would I do only follow his gunWhat would you do if he died on the ocean?What would I do only marry againThe praties all boil and the herrings are roastedKitty lie over close to the wallYou to be drunk and I to be soberKitty lie over close to the wall”

its just some song but its all bouncy and also Punch Brothers

4) Whiskey In The Well by the Dustbowl Revival 

“At the church picnic, drinking lemonade

something in the water made the church girls unafraid

took off their starchy dresses lead me by the hand

now we’re skinny dipping in the Ol’ Rio Grande

5) Keep Me in Your Heart by The Wailin’ Jennys

“Sometimes when you're doin' simple things around the houseMaybe you'll think of me and smileYou know I'm tied to you like the buttons on your blouseKeep me in your heart for a while“

the wailin’ jennys make me feel saturated with an unnamed emotion whose very nature i cannot ascertain. but i am full of Feeling.

6) Hey Mama Ya by Scythian

“hey mama ya mama yo mama stop

Don’t let me get caught on the gravedigger’s watch

lead me through this limbo to the Promised Land

release me from the grip of the evil hand” 

ITS A VERY FUN SONG 

[the-princess-bubble-gum-blog]

I brought you a larger corpse shovel.

Starchy the Gravedigger to Princess Bubblegum in a graveyard (but he's actually by himself)