#starbarians

[howlingday]

Valkyrie Biology

Nora: The best way to survive any and every hardship Remnant throws at you is by being born with unvincible Valkyrie DNA!

Jaune: You mean "invincible".

Nora: DONT UNTERRUPT!

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Nora: Valkyries have a strict social heirarchy that must be obeyed at all times. Some say it was this harsh, totalitarian way of life that had made us so intimidatingly stoic.

Nora: THEY WOULD BE LYING POO-POO HEADS!

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Jaune: Wait, but if Valkyries are so invincible, then you can't be the last one.

Nora: All Valkyries are unvincible, and all but me are dead!

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Jaune: Alright, alright, so Valkyries are biologically unstoppable death machines constantly fighting while immune to injury and disease that eat everything in sight and don't need sleep. WHERE is the Valkyrie weakness?!

Nora: ...The Valkyrie's heart.

Jaune: Huh?

Nora: Oh, sure, I don't feel cold outside, but when... Wgen you're the last of your kind, it can feel pretty cold... on the inside...

Jaune: Oh, Nora... Do you really feel that?

Nora: ...

Nora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nora: A Valkyrie's heart pumps molten metal and is made of swords and is fueled by rage and hatred and is located in the largest of the six ovaries, DUMBAAASS! (Storms off)

Jaune: Oh...

[papabirdurskeks]

In an attempt to draw again with my tablet and to go hand in hand with @ben-the-hyena here is Goregoth, my Killgarian OC whom we're going off to base some fun random headcanons on xD

He is Hysterax's mate

Medibang and my tablet suddenly don't go hand in hand and it annoys me, hints the shit work but I'll come back and probably do a proper doodle of Goregoth later down the line! For now, just a practice sketch c:

[ben-the-hyena]

With @papabirdurskeks we love to headcanon that Killgar is exagerating when saying they all are born from the depths of the planet Killgaria if so they wouldn't have fathers and sons, nipples or genitals, and he wouldn't have been a child before but born direvtly as a warrior adult like he claims, so we headcanon there actually are female Killgarians but they just look and sound exactly like the males. Titties out because they are pecs just like the guys, just as strong, mean and aggressive, deep voices, and their genitalia follows the same logic as female hyenas so it's hard to differentiate them down there too. However as soon as the males were introduced to other females from other species, a lot of them grew attracted by their feminity (and boobs) and a lot prefer them like Killgar which contributed to the species' eventual extinction, only the most traditional ones and "connoisseurs" attracted to "real women" still going for their own females (Mat's Goregoth to my Hysterax)

That said, I want to headcanon this one we briefly see is a female because I said so

[strangeshyguy]

Poker Night at the Portal dialogue sample

Margo: So, I know this is an old topic by now, but words to live by, go!

Shrike: Never carry any regrets, unless it’s helping a maldito peludo who almost gets you killed after bringing some dios sabe criatura into your ship!

Killgar: Anytime whenever you’re in a predicament, always give the first strike, even if anyone or anything strikes you first!

Wink: Time flies by fast, so go out and make the most of your pleasures, just don’t think too much of the consequences.

Geronimo: There’s never such a thing as overpacking, so always carry extra ammo, what about you?

Margo: Mine was try not to rub your appeal in front of your work partner’s face, but I do like the one about getting killed with no regrets!

[agentorangejuice]

Rule 63 Starbarians for reasons.

[nielsmichiels]

Killgar's Kode - HOW TO SURVIVE ANYTHING

[doom-nerdo-666]

One time, i watched this animation by Harry Partridge and i saw what i'm pretty sure is a reference to the BFG10K from Quake 2.

Or it could be Doom's BFG, if not the one in the games, at least the movie design.

[monkey-wrench-series]

What's your favorite indie animation series?

Hard to choose an absolute, but my main favs are (in no particular order);

Salad Fingers

Lackadaisy

Spooky Month / Mokey Show

Starbarians

Pink City / TADC

[thebrightestlodge]

Is it geeky to take your selfies and pair em next to your main builds in the video game you play? Probably, but it's still fun!

(In order)

Starjaw Bodil - STR/INT "Starbarian" build

Roachwife Ogtha - STR-based invader with some dirty tricks

Dim Aurvandil - FAI/ARC Caster and Crucible weirdo

[eddypaintings]

My artworks for the Pico-Cross collab:https://newgrounds.com/portal/view/846357 Enjoy :D

[harryhenry1]

holy shit youtube’s new COPPA algorithm is so bad

it’s seemingly labeling ANYTHING that’s animated as being “for kids”, so Harry Partridge’s “Starbarians”, an online show with lots of violence, gore and sex somehow got labeled as being FOR KIDS

This says so much about how americans see animation.

[isitfurbait]

Hogstrong LeStrong from Harry Partridge’s Starbarians?

If I were to say that this wasn’t blaytent furbait I would be lying. He’s buff, got some killer hair, and according to a wiki page is super sweet as well. So yeah furry bait.

[papabirdurskeks]

"AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP?!?"

I promise I am working on the headcanon stuff

[genius11rare]

STARBARIANS - Episode 3

forgot to tag but hey its here

[sexilydrawn]

worlds are colliding wWWooOOOaaaAAAahhhH

[theculturedmarxist]

IT FINALLY HAPPENED