#star: poorxsouls

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

I couldn’t get this out of my head, so I’m gonna leave it into your head>:)

Heya! Love your content, I hope you’re doing great today:) How about some SnakeFruit cookie x reader hcs? You can pick and choice if it’s yandere or not, I don’t feel that picky about it:D!

Btw, I’m gonna ramble a bit about how underrated SnakeFruit cookie is so be warned when reading down below!

It’s almost criminal how little content you find from them it’s insane, I cannot understand why or how they don’t have more attention, they deserve to praise and worshiped for just existing you don’t even understand it! Snake person is just so handsome, so beautiful, so talented, so magnificent, so amazing, so everything, it’s horrible how no one writes about snake person:(

Snake Fruit Cookie definitely hid their plans from you, purely because they knew you would object. They were in for a scolding of a lifetime after the whole event with Longan Dragon Cookie.

They hope to have you ascend to be a dragon with them one day! It's only fair that you join them in such power.

Sometimes you'll carry them around, purely because they know exactly what to say to get you to do so.

[poorxsouls]

I cried so much:(

(In a good way)

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OMG thank you so much, I love this!! I love how you write everything (especially the angst), so thank you so much!!

How about some Shadow milk cookie x reader expect it’s like before the corruption? Or at least in the past when he wasn’t—you know.

I rather have the reader have they/them pronouns, but I don’t mind if you lead towards a more feminine/masculine perspective as long as it’s not push in it too far （‐＾▽＾‐）!!

→ ❛The Past❜

→ Pairing ; Shadow Milk Cookie x Reader → Quote ; ❛❛His voice was sweet, light and airy, just like his is nowadays just that, with an air of kindness that could make anyone comfortable.❜❜ → Genre ; Headcanons, Angst → A/N ; I took a bit of creative liberty with this one, still, i hope you like it nonetheless! (as a note, I hc that their names havent changed in the past to their future, esp as the loading screen indicates Mystic Flour was always named as so)

Shadow Milk Cookie, who we now recognize as the jester of many and the devil of others, wasnt always this way. You knew it, you knew it too well. Back when he was a scholar, you loved him with all your heart.

“(Y/N)! My darling, are you lost?”

“Huh?”

And sometimes, those memories were so vivid that you felt you could touch him.

Before the corruption, he was just like Pure Vanilla in some way.

Gentle, loving, more relaxed, he was your everything, your lover and companion

He used to teach cookies! He loved teaching like no other cookie, perhaps even created the profession himself

From little ones to older ones, he was always there for everyone no matter what.

“Sorry, I just— Was thinking a bit too hard.”

“Hm? Is something the matter?”

His voice was sweet, light and airy, just like his is nowadays just that, with an air of kindness that could make anyone comfortable. You just sighed and hugged him tightly, in this beautiful dream you reminisced about the past, about those golden times, and he hugged you back, smiling.

“I love you, my angel” You’d say, tears in your eyes…

And the dream faded away.

Knowledge was obviously his middle name, a very knowledgeable cookie who loved not only to teach, but to learn

You both would spend days, if not also nights studying together, learning about new things in life

Perhaps thats how you lost him, getting lost in research you became lost in the waves of knowledge.

But as you focus on him as he was, you know he was an angel, a loving partner… and perhaps, deep down, he still is.

[poorxsouls]

Can you tell I like old hags? (Ofc you do~)

˚₊‧꒰ა❤︎໒꒱ ‧₊

I made this request and it ended up so good, I love it so much! It's not what expected, but I love it either way! Make sure to give this person lots of love and support, they deserve it:D!

Crazy idea—buuuut…

How about some Elder Faerie Cookie x shitpost s/o HCs?

Like a blunt yet simple s/o? For example: The reader only responds with one letter responses or short sentences (“Tired”, “Hungry”, “I want to sleep”, “It’s too cold”), small enough to be picked up by him, overly lazy/tired yet extremely hyperactive(E.I. Enjoys teasing yet hardly puts any effort into it), and just shitpost vibes in general since I think it be a fun concept!

No one really knows how you came to become the king's lover, only that you somehow managed to enchant him with your personality. Your blunt personality did well with his, even if you tended to only speak and respond simply.

Elder Faeire Cookie was the only one whom you ever really teased and made fun of, but even then, you don't really do it all too often. But it cracks a smile in your lover.

He adores how small you are, even if he doesn't say it. He loves gently scooping you up and taking off with you to his chambers, merely to cuddle. After a long day, it's a nice way for him to unwind.

It actually gets a small chuckle out of him whenever you laze around. He knows you could do anything you put your mind to, but to see you merely relax was amusing. Still, he does try and push you to do more.

With your small size, Elder Faeire Cookie often picks you and either walks or flies around with you. No one in the kingdom questions it.

He's able to clearly discern what you mean by your single words. It's really impressive.

[poorxsouls]

These dragons are so beautiful it’s unreal, I just wanna hug them all(except that it’s kinda hard to do that, but never say never! Just wait a few more years).

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I made this request and it ended up so good, I love it so much! It's not what expected, but I love it either way! Make sure to give this person lots of love and support, they deserve it:D!

Yo! Same anon who ask for the Elder Faerie Cookie x shitpost s/o HCs, I would like to be wordy with this one but this is just straight to the point so sorry about that!

Anyways, how about we do some Yeast Beast x shitpost s/o or maybe the dragons x shitpost s/o? Either way I love them both and I only ask for them to be separate since I can’t hardly keep up with more than one despite my love for them all

I've been doing the Beasts a lot, so have some dragons!

CW: Suggestive jokes (Pitaya Dragon Cookie)

You break their brain sometimes. You can say some of the craziest things with the straightest face and then walk away like nothing happened.

Once you remarked how you'd like to ride them, and they proudly said as long as you could hang onto their back, they'd let you. All you said was "oh, not from the back" and then turned and left.

It took Pitaya Dragon Cookie way too long to realize what you mean.

Longan Dragon Cookie didn't know what to expect when they began to date you, but this certainly wasn't it.

They don't really show it, but whenever you say something unhinged it makes them pause and give thought.

Sometimes they wish you would just. Be normal. They still love you though.

Lotus Dragon Cookie has definitely made a song or two out of your words. They like to tease you with it whenever you try and get the upper hand.

Surprisingly, they go well with your nature. They can bounce off of you very well!

Don't ask how many papers they have regarding what you've said.

Ananas Dragon Cookie?? Does not?? Get it??

Listen, they try very hard, but their pride gets in the way sometimes. Poor Pitaya Dragon Cookie has to explain it to them, and even then they don't get it.

They've learned to live with it, but man do they wish they understood.

[poorxsouls]

I love smug snake so much, you just don’t understand it /j

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I made this request and it ended up so good, I love it so much! It's not what expected, but I love it either way! Make sure to give this person lots of love and support, they deserve it:D!

I couldn’t get this out of my head, so I’m gonna leave it into your head>:)

Heya! Love your content, I hope you’re doing great today:) How about some SnakeFruit cookie x reader hcs? You can pick and choice if it’s yandere or not, I don’t feel that picky about it:D!

Btw, I’m gonna ramble a bit about how underrated SnakeFruit cookie is so be warned when reading down below!

It’s almost criminal how little content you find from them it’s insane, I cannot understand why or how they don’t have more attention, they deserve to praise and worshiped for just existing you don’t even understand it! Snake person is just so handsome, so beautiful, so talented, so magnificent, so amazing, so everything, it’s horrible how no one writes about snake person:(

Snake Fruit Cookie definitely hid their plans from you, purely because they knew you would object. They were in for a scolding of a lifetime after the whole event with Longan Dragon Cookie.

They hope to have you ascend to be a dragon with them one day! It's only fair that you join them in such power.

Sometimes you'll carry them around, purely because they know exactly what to say to get you to do so.