#star wars and shit

[supertaliart]

A continuation of my previous Skywalker Twins comic - feat Yoda part 3

[inquisitor-apologist]

Ok I’m being so brave about it but a couple of days ago I saw this post claiming that the Jedi saying ‘this weapon [your lightsaber] is your life’ is emblematic of ‘the Jedi’s failure as peacekeepers’ (not an exact quote but pretty close) because why would a weapon be the life of a peacekeeper?

And like. The Jedi are a culture. They’re a religion.

You know that, right? You know that many cultures, including generally peaceful ones, have sacred weapons, right? You know that the bond between a Jedi and their crystal(s) is an extremely sacred thing that requires the consent of both parties and is integral to their way of life, right?

You know that lightsabers are not intended to be only for killing, right? That the first thing Luke learns to do with his lightsaber is to shield and defend? You know that a culture having sacred weapons doesn’t mean that they view killing as sacred, right?

Not trying to start shit, I don’t even remember who said it, but ugh

[eggdrawsthings]

Last post of the year ofc needs to be my beloved father and son duo 💚 Happy New Year chat! 💚

[carrion-art]

"All animals taking the Coruscant Transit Authority must fit within a handheld bag or carrier"

[thatscribblingrat]

this is like my most hit tweet of all time

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Idiots online: THIS ACTOR IN A STAR WARS SHOW DOESN'T HAVE EXPERT KNOWLEDGE OF STAR WARS!!! ARRGGHGH!!!! STAR WARS IS RUINED!!!! Meanwhile Harrison Ford: Who the fuck is Anakin and why are you asking me?

[human-rocket]

I’m aware I’m probably the only one that finds this shit funny but have yall seen that face puzzle filter on Tiktok?? 😭 It sends me every timeee

my art | ko-fi

[eightbitpale]

They ran a guy over :(

[galehowl]

gives my annual "most mishandled and ruined Star Wars villain" reward

[roseaesynstylae]

Alpha-17, yeeting his sons trainees at the battlefield: Go so crazy they don’t even want to fight you.

Cody: *Jumps Grievous*

Rex: *Uses a droid head to fool his enemies*

Alpha-17, wiping away a tear: Look at my babies.

[gherkinlizard]

poor dude,,just misses his wife is all

[mroddmod]

i’m still hoping for a CX-2/tech reveal, if for nothing else than to see this scene play out

[whitejays-galaxy]

That one episode in TCW

[snawleyy]

[monsterhospital]

the best part about being a Girl Who Knows A Lot About Star Wars is that you can fuck with dudes so much. no guy has ever been able to refute my backed claim that moff tarkin canonically had sex with a stormtrooper. why? because doing so would force them to admit they've never read 'of mouse droids and men' and therefore know less about star wars than me: a girls' girl who thinks that luke skywalker and the mandalorian "are probably in an open relationship".

[secretly-a-trekkie]

me when yellow lighting