#star trek DS9

[quinn-fucks-shit-up]

THEY MADE IT WET

I don't know what those '90s sci Fi TV writers were putting in their shows but I wish they'd start doing it again

[azrael08]

If you really think about it Julian’s the one, who has it easy if they ever get married. He won't have to go to Garak’s parents asking for permission to marry their son, and technically Garak doesn’t either, but Garak does have the challenge of trying to convince everyone in ops to let him marry their doctor. Imagine having to go on a bunch of side quests to get each of your partner's coworkers blessing and even after all that The Benjamin Sisko is your final boss. Tougher done than said.

[lobotr-on]

Happy Worf Wednesdays to all who celebrate

[danshive]

Due to other posts about Deep Space Nine and Kira, I just imagined Kira as a woman with no interest in romance, but with the occasional interest in "stress relief".

I then reflexively pictured her grabbing Jadzia by the wrist and walking off with her somewhere, Jadzia essentially being like "oh, okay, I guess this is happening now, neat".

I take no responsibility for imagining this OLDER TUMBLR POSTS MADE ME THINK IT

[dangerousconnoisseurdonut]

Makes you wonder who feared their duo the most?

Jim when his two best friends (who loved sniping at each other) ganged up on him?

OR

Sisko when faced with his platonic chaotic bisexual kids got together to tag team him?

POV: two bisexuals give you relationship advice

[thesillygiggleman]

funniest video ever btw. ytp will never not be funny. i plead of everyone to watch this video. its 21 minutes long. someone put so much time into it and its so funny i almost pissed myself. every single one of these screenshots is from the same beautiful video

the fucking name. civil defivil. the creator of this is the funniest person on the planet. please watch it

i'm putting my personal thoughts on all the screenshots i took under here so they don't annoy people (these are in no order from the video. its very out of order)

it's not obrien that makes this funny. i think it should bhe obvious what it is. cock.fhivgdrtjk,ldgkjlbthvi4ekb cock as lul dukat. cock

so stupid it made me laugh. i replayed this like 4 times

okay its. its the fact that it looks like a banner. it doesnt look like its photo shopped in. it looks like a banner in the back of the room that someone put up

should be obvious

should be obvious. the fucking racquetball picture

just this screenshot looks like it could get 5000 notes if someone posted it out of contect on tumblr. its a celebration. i love it

[dreamerdrop]

“Sure, she’s pretty, I guess, but she’s not… Look, all I’m saying is, she’s no Captain Sisko, you know?”

“Nog, she’s drop dead gorgeous, how can you possib— Wait, what did you just say?”

“Nothing! What? Uh… so, about this attractive woman,”

“No, no, what did you just say?”

“You must have misheard me.”

“Nog. Did you just call my dad attractive?”

“Listen, do you want me to answer that, really?”

“Yes! I want you to say no!”

“… So this woman you were telling me about—”

“NOG.”

[bashirsjammies]

let me know if u guys want a part two !

[void-ranger-vger]

This is hilarious and honestly kind of explains a lot.

Okay, I just saw a post about how “Chief O'Brien can’t stand Dr. Bashir, let’s stick them together in every episode,” and the thought of it just cracked me up, like:

Maybe this is how you work your way into Miles O'Brien’s heart: by repeated, daily abrasion.

Maybe when he met Keiko Ishikawa on the Enterprise–on an ill-fated double-date? Who knows?–she was abrasive as hell and rode his ass about every little thing he did throughout the whole date and finished off by beating his ass at bowling, and when he got home he just shuddered, like, Thank God that’s over, because I cannot stand that woman.

But he kept running into her. Every day. The Enterprise is only so big, after all, and they both kept ending up in Ten-Forward at the same time, or sitting next to each other at concerts, or awkwardly running into each other at the gym, and of course they had the same friends, so he just couldn’t get away from her, and every time it was the same thing:

“Oh, hi, Miles.” With disdain.

“Nice shirt, Miles. Did you not know this was a formal event?” With a brow raised.

And he just grits his teeth and smiles. “Hello, Keiko.”

And it’s every day, every day, until one day he doesn’t see her, and that night he’s putting on his pyjamas and cleaning his teeth and climbing into bed and he can’t quite fall asleep, something’s wrong, something’s missing…

But the next day he sees her as he passes the botany lab. He leans in to wave a hello. She looks up at him and smiles for half a second before frowning. “Aren’t you going to be late for your shift?”

And he falls in love, right there. By slow, repeated, scraping abrasion, Keiko Ishikawa has tunnelled right into his heart.

And who knows. Maybe it’s the same with Julian. Maybe it’s I hate that guy, I hate that guy, over and over he sees him, God damn it, paired on another mission, and then one day Dr. Bashir’s gone off to do something and Miles says to Keiko, “Thank God, at least there’s one day I won’t have to put up with Dr. God’s Gift To Humanity.”

Keiko just smiles. She knows.

And then she gives him shit about something.

[ineskorth]

Well. Life's been rough lately and I'm still waiting for updates for some projects which will pay my rent (hopefully). So - now's the time to ask for commissions! Whoop whoop! I'm pretty open so just ask if you have an idea but aren't sure if I would draw it (digital only cause nobody wants to deal with international shipping). I like Star Trek (especially TOS, TNG and DS9) but if you have another idea - shoot!

Please send a mail since I tend to miss Tumblr messages lol. Oh, and I'm reviving my Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/inessketches If you want to support me on a smaller scale. :)

[teddybasmanov]

I forgot how much of a stupid fuckboy Julian Bashir is in the beginning of the series. Still love him to bits, obviously, but goodness he's so dumb.

[idontknowgoaskyourmom]

Julian just casually wearing an off the shoulder t-shirt leaving Garak completely scandalized and horny.

[dangerousconnoisseurdonut]

It's not like the wife stopped him from being with others.

Based on Cardassian views on the medical profession (female dominated) and arguing (whore behavior), I think Dukat should have been scandalized to have an alien twink doctor get snippy with him in order to get a blood screening from him.

"And I find you offensive." Okay, here's my arm, man. Whatever you say, beautiful. But I have a wife.

[starblorb]

[kendallgoode]

Quark.