#stanman headcanon

[everlasting-luv]

Stan is absolutely Eric's pillow princess. I will die on that hill.

[kestalsblog]

I like to imagine that Eric is a really good kisser, and Stan is so obsessed with being kissed by him that he tries extra hard to get kissed without asking because he’s shy about asking or initiating himself 🙈🥰 Eric of course has caught on to this and uses it to his advantage. For one thing, Stan can’t focus at all after a good make out session, and Eric finds that adorable 🙊

[spookymultimedia]

Unrequited love ❤️🧡🤍🖤

[immayonaise]

Begging you to spill those headcanons!!! (for poly m4)

I would say I forgot about this ask, but in reality I didn't have the mental power to answer it since life likes to kick my ass. Sorry it took me like 5 months to answer this mb 😭

Anyhoww, here are my headcanons for main 4 poly 😈

1. Stan and Kyle start off in a relationship, Kyle like Cartman so he joins in. Then Stan’s basically like “Oh, we can do that?” and deems Kenny decent enough to be his crush after some time of feelings.

2. Kyman and Stenny are the main ships of the poly (Mostly because I like them the best) Though Stanman, Kenman, 2K, and Style still happen every so often in the relationship.

3. Cartman is the most physical out of the 4. He’ll hug, kiss, tackle, and do the other stuff (idk what the other stuff could be so use your own headcanons for that). Kyle is the least physical because he just is, Stan and Kenny are kinda midpoint with being physical but Kenny does it more than Stan by a little bit.

4. They still act like their friend group. They could be out in public and no one would have any idea they’re dating, unless they kiss or smth odd like that.

5. Stan’s love language is words. He’ll shower the others with words and more words, and more words and words. Sometimes they won’t even be compliments, like he just talks to them and just says stuff. Like some random ass shit he heard at work or how he beat a videogame he’s spent the past 3 days trying to finish.

6. Kyle doesn’t really have a love language, he just sorta does whatever. If one of the other 3 wants a hug, they get a hug. One of them is feeling down, Kyle cheers them up. Someone sick? Kyle there with soup to make them feel better. Kyle doesn’t really know how to express how he feels to other people, so he just does what they want him to do or what he thinks they want him to do.

7. Cartman’s love language is Physical (As I already said lmao). He gives kisses and hugs, if one of the others refuse he starts bawling his eyes out so they let him hug them. The normal stuff. The only one he doesn’t really give kisses and hugs to is Stan for maybe a not so obvious reason.

8. Kenny’s love language is just sitting next to them or smth. He’s one of those people to not buy one of them a birthday gift and say “Oh, but you have me!”. He genuinely just likes sitting in silence and listening to music while they cuddle up with him, or just do whatever. As long as he can see them, he’s fine with whatever they’re doing.

9. They have a love song they play every time they drive somewhere and each of them, but Kyle, has it on their road trip playlists. So depending on who’s driving, Cartman for example, they have his music taste throughout the drive. But they have a chance to randomly hear the love song and Kyle hates the song so when the other three start singing along he has to deal with that. (If you wanna know the song, it's firework by Katy Perry. There’s no backstory to why it’s their love song, it just is.)

[bloogers-boogers]

Tell me what you like about Stanman, I only kind of get it?? I wanna hear your perspective/thoughts/headcannons

Omg sure! Okay, so I can see and like stanman in many other ways but my own intake will be in a form of healing? I like to see stanman in a situation we're they're both in their lowest, I like seeing Cartman ironically being Stan's method of healing. Cause in instances it's shown in the show that Cartman is indifferent/uncomfortable with drugs, alcohol? I take this being because of his mother. Like when Kenny is chessing or Stan's depression episode! Cartman isn't in any way comfortable seeing them act the way they act in those episodes, actually he is either dismissive, indifferent or just plain uncomfortable.

I can see Cartman developing feelings for Stan, I see him showing his concern in his own little way like "you're a pussy if you keep drinking like your dad" or "you should really quit the weed, Marsh it ain't looking good for you" these are comments for Stan to take the hint that he does NOT approve of him taking that down route.

I know it's a huge headcanon for Cartman to be just much of a high motherfucker like Kenny. And I can totally see that! But my view on Cartman is that he refuses to indulge that same type of energy just cause he's too stubborn to admit how much of the shit he took from childhood actually affected him and a slight fear of becoming his own mother. (Also Kyle, for some reason I see Kyle making a huge fuss over cartman doing any sorta drugs/alcohol compared to Kenny and Stan. It doesn't necessarily have to be in a romantic kinda way, more like a concerned friend.)

So, with that said, like I mentioned from the start both are each other's form to heal. I view Stan being the one to develop feelings first, ofcourse he isn't gonna outright say it but he'll keep his feelings tucked inside. I think he'll become a mess while in high-school, but being around Cartman just makes him feel more careless? Cartman has always been a ride or die type of guy. He knows that being around Cartman it's either gonna go south or north and he genuinely starts liking that sorta feeling on not knowing what's going to happen but he knows things will end up going okay at the end of the day.

Stan’s always worries for the future while Cartman just doesn't, he is more into living the present than to wait upon what's next. Another quality Stan likes about Cartman.

But these same qualities are the attributes Cartman hates about himself!

Stan doesn't see how these small things affect Cartman in his daily life, Cartman's carelessness will eventually strike him and he knows it!

I also see Stan having a huge breakdown if he ever caught Cartman overdosing/taking drugs, it's like some wake up call for him. He may take it if it's him but Cartman? Fuck no.

And ofcourse Cartman's soft spot for Stan plays a huge part of his concern for Stan going to the "Pc Stan route".

They're both animals lovers, I see Stan admiring Cartman from a far while he holds on to kittens. And I see Stan taking Cartman on a date to the zoo just as much as I see Stan eventually making a protest to free the animals after seeing a zoo employee mistreat one and Cartman just following along the fun.

Cartman stealing Randy's tractor and cutting all the weed down after a huge argument between him and Stan about his weed problem.

Stan making Kyle talk to Cartman for him after having argued about something stupid and Kyle reluctantly having to do just that.

Stan mimicking certain traits of Cartman and Kyle's just left dreaded in horror.

Cartman calling Stan his "boo" just to annoy Kyle, but calling Kyle his "babe" just to piss off Stan(make him jealous). And somehow Stan always blames it on Kyle.

I feel during their relationship they'll be a huge fight between Stan and Kyle because Kyle will find it the most difficult to get use to it. But they'll eventually patch things up.

This is pretty much it for what I have for them, I honestly haven't put much thought in how I see them getting together but I'm so sure that they'll be link with addiction problems/emotionally/ trauma.

Sorry if this was long 😅

[roostertuftart]

cartboy

sexuality headcanon- Gay. Maybe bi but I kinda jive with gay.

otp- hhhghghhhh um. uh. Kenman and stanman are cute? I just don't really think about his dynamic with almost anyone. I really adore buttman and kyman as plot devices and I utilize them often. I am a hard believer in Cartman having a disturbing crush sort of thing on Kyle. Butttt, while most ships with him don't bother me too much, like- I actually like a lot of them in a very "aw that's cute art" sorta way but it's nothing I dwell very deeply on.

Umm. I do ship him with @thescarletcrow 's sammy that counts <3

brotp- Kenmannnnnn, haha I love them as buddies. They just vibe together and cause problems. Eric kinda brings out the worst in Kenny but I think Kenny can often bring out the best in Eric.

notp- I already talked about kyman in the kyle one. not my thing

first headcanon that pops into my head- Heterochromia. I like the idea he can remember Kenny's death because he has at least one of his eyes.

favorite line from this character- There are so many lines from him that are so goddamn funny idek. The Post Covid scene where he's trying to teach his baby to say "Uncle Kyle" and says "nonono!" replays in my head as a constant so maybe that.

one way in which I relate to this character- Um. Idk. I don't really. There's nothing that stands out to me about him that feels like something I can really connect myself to. Maybe his love for cats.

thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character- Ginger Cow

cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Problematic fav

[vegetabletaxi]

for @spinthetags olympics :3 if u guys are into south park and love drawing/writing for others and potentially recieving ur own stuff u should definitely consider joining!

name: cab, pronouns: he/him

favorite character: cartman (sorry)

favorite ships/brotps (both work 4 me): kyman, kenman, stanman, i just love the main 4 lots and lots and lots :3

favorite headcanons: umm heterochromia is always dope and i love him being a bit of a fashionista but other than that im open for interpretations !! lgbt hcs are genderfluid & gay :3 "my gender is whatever gets me the most money" basically lolz

aus/tropes i enjoy: i love stupid high school/coming of age/young adult stuff. hurt/comfort, character analysis... hes just a fascinating character to work with so go wild and ik hes irredeemable but i do love myself some Healing / Self Improvement too!!

[steeklover]

Cartman 6 5 and 3

3. brotp: stanman, kenman and cutters. also if more people recognized tweek and cartman as friends instead of cartman being tweek's bully i would be very happy, i love cartweek

5. first headcanon that pops into my mind: i don't really have anything for him... i guess that he really likes cats. i know that's not really a headcanon because he DOES like cats but he's like crazy obsessed with them. i could defiantly see him ending up as a crazy cat man.

6. favorite line from this character: the first thing that pops into my mind is this:

i know it's bad but it makes me laugh so hard 🤣🤣

Thank you for the ask!! ❤️❤️

[bunbun206]

Cartman in canon is a shipper and I'm a Style trash while having the headcanon that Cartman has a one-sided crush on Kyle.

So I have a funny idea that Cartman is a hardcore Style shipper. When he realizes these two are in love with each other but are in deep denial he's like "oh hell no, not on my watch, you little shits 😤" and he does everything he can to get them together. And he wants Kenny and Tolkien's help since Stan and Kyle are so freaking dense. Getting them together wouldn't be as easy as with Tolkien & Nicole or Craig & Tweek lmao.

And I love the idea that Cartman is willing to help his crush get in a relationship with someone he loves, despite all the heartbreak he'd feel. It's so bittersweet 💗

Awww that would be pretty sweet! I had a similar idea but instead of Cartman having a one sided crush on Kyle it was with Stan bc I felt stanman vibes.

[everlasting-luv]

Stanman Headcanon:

Eric has Stan's picture set as his lockscreen, and anytime someone asks if he's seeing somebody, BOOM! He shows them his lockscreen of his beautiful boyfriend 💕

Oh, and as soon as you ask about what Stan is like, Eric will ramble on and on forever. He loves to show him off and talk about him because he's just so goddamn proud to call Stan his. 😭🩵

[kestalsblog]

Stan is totally the type to send Eric spontaneous blurry photos of the sky and random plants and creatures throughout the day. Or just show up back at home mildly dirty but with a fantastic leaf or rock he just couldn’t wait to show off

[stanman-ceo]

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[saionjimichi]

Headcone: Cartman como Género fluido y Stan como Género no binario.

[m-tonks]

We are young, we run free

Stay up late, we don't sleep,

Got our friends, got the night,

We'll be alright

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My parody of one of Archie Comics covers with my boys as teens! Just four bros chilling in a small town snack bar.

[suhamakitten]

Cartman: Stan... Stan: What? Cartman: If you arrange the t and a in your name and add an a between the t and n, you'd be called Satan. Satan Marsh hahahahha. Stan:....are you high from inhaling paint. Cartman: I'm not sure but I feel high as a motherfucker.

[lilac-5ky]

HC:Cartman enjoys getting called by his first name and it’s actually one of his kinks.