#stan being a terrible lover to everyone whos not ford aside because i can fix him

[cantgetworsethanthistbh]

the fact stan managed to rizz up lazy susan after he fucked up her eye thirty years ago AND ditch her and run in the middle of a terrible date AND she still wants him after is actually crazy. forget carla mccorkle, ford should be worried about this maniac lmfao

just imagine them being back in gravity falls again for the summer after a year and having breakfast at the diner and lazy susan is just gonna shamelessly call him handsome and flirt with him even more cuz hes the big hero who saved the town, stan laughing it up and being all flirty back with her but like obviously dying inside while ford's bending utensils, ripping the diner cushions leather and crushing the menu watching them trying not to explode.

when they get their food stan is just trying to avoid eye contact with everyone and eat but ford wont fucking let him. he'd sneak his hand under the table to rile stan up while glaring at susan whos just back at work living her best life and stan is stuffing his mouth to drown out all the moans from ford jerking him off lmfao