#stamon

[rosapiike]

[vampirebrother]

Welcome to a mutuals only, solo roleplay blog run by @generalnachocolor formerly known as @sizzlingwombatglitter & @soarsthroughthesky.

ROLEPLAY ACCOUNTS ONLY!

NO SALVATORESLASH/DEFAN/STAMON!

Offline means: Not actively around to check messages or write.

Online means: Fairly active, will more likely check messages and write.

Mun: 21+

Rules:

Muses: You must be at least 18+ to participate, if your not, you will be blocked. Damon is multiship/multiverse. Damon is Bisexual.

I am 15+ hours ahead of most of you timewise, so if I don’t reply then please know it’s at least in my drafts ready to go for the next time.  

I am a fairly chill writer, so whilst I’m not going to be upset if you godmode Damon, I will be upset if plots aren’t communicated or at least talked about once. I do however have the right to block anything I feel uncomfortable with.

I play characters to the best of my ability, I make mistakes, but I will always try and communicate.

Some of my characters I write including this Damon are canonically, bisexual & polyamarous, please respect that.

Our muses won’t always gel and that’s ok, sometimes RP is just about readjusting, again that’s when communication comes in.

In terms of smut, I write it with writers I get along with, and again that’s communication based. If there’s no reply do not spam me, that’s really annoying when I’m sleeping.

Lastly thank you to those that when my account was lost helped me out, and hope to see you on the RP waves.

[444names]

Names generated from various American cities and German forenames, excluding the letter "C"

Abillaria Adannel Adelenz Adepe Adismury Agdann Albenz Alfgaston Aliand Aliestina Alika Alikon Alinsanna Alisa Allantela Allinad Almbrob Altle Amale Amaximo Amber Ameing Amiver Amurga Andalm Andley Andrias Angton Anmald Anner Annews Annyvalle Anzela Arbuffand Arden Arlheley Arole Ather Atlin Aukas Aulla Aumon Austia Austva Axellen Aximon...

Badald Bakelm Balle Beterson Biamena Bilhel Brinedrid Brobelph Brorg Buquel Buston Daler Dalipp Dalle Dalteldo Davermard Daveta Diansin Dinande Dista Ditte Doluber Durfrinne Duryle Edallean Ediseand Edmuttler Edranna Edria Edrius Eilmo Ekardson Ekaterma Ekatrin Ekkentona Eleens Elheine Elise Elitz Elley Ellsa Emard Emmarrise Emmer Emmerster Emmesno Empal Emphile Erndrald Erquelf Estarmarl Eugener Eugert Eugunt Eugus Evena Everle Evermar Evilo Evine Ewalied Ewood Ewyorio Fallino Fantarlas Felley Flongest Forenja Forias Forke Forosta Forwalls Frandia Freater Frind Frington Friselk Frison Fulanz Gabrolf Garlaury Gelanne Gelia Gellejoln Gennyvete Gerda Gerlas Gillesan Ginna Gobia Gotta Gotte Grandre Grede Gredrieta Green Greint Grenday Grene Gresanna Gritya Groliand Grome Grovegard Hampe Hanna Hantz Haradran Haraira Harider Heidla Heine Heings Heinsber Helantpa Heleniel Helgas Helhe Helhes Heline Helinood Helitz Helivine Helown Henatte Hendleve Hentz Henvel Hertne Hilied Hille Hilter Hittsbery Holakee Holan Holie Holiseb Homese Hubbodo Hubeand Hundalter Hunne Hunortam Hunton Ilivalitz Imona Inada Infrea Ingbert Iniamard Jerdt Jerid Jerika Jermat Joake Johar Johard Johas Joldersta Jolgard Jonberl Jonood Julranga Julriuste Juthe Jörgent Kannyver Karday Karges Karnday Kehard Kevale Keverta Kewyon Kinnese Klast Klasta Klasten Klauge Klauka Knoln Knood Lafante Laharole Laker Lakrose Landermia Landpa Lante Largistam Lauke Leasto Lemptort Lerharno Lialle Linathery Linati Linialf Lorietery Losank Lotter Lougus Loustiam Louver Lovego Loverk Ludine Luker Mahar Manna Manne Maram Mardie Mareig Mariel Marise Maristona Marle Marolfga Maxinanta Meiga Meldend Melmda Mertal Mider Midley Milheina Milherk Milia Milian Mille Millermia Milmuth Milywoodo Minelie Mingas Mington Mirksona Mivilmary Monter Monton Moramobin Morid Mornte Munta Nansigis Napem Niegard Nikatter Nival Nolanne Norgerno Norpustin Olahord Olanas Omanie Orannana Oroismutz Ortlarls Ortne Ortwalke Osine Otteph Otter Otton Ottongs Ovinsan Pallens Palmuttle Patered Patheine Patinn Pause Penna Peoresta Pheinia Pheslanta Philin Philings Philo Pidemarla Pidersoue Planton Plastvand Pompausta Pomphilby Porrainge Puela Pueld Puelle Puseld Radageo Ranalle Ranma Ranna Rarlon Rarne Redrinate Remmarl Reter Ridson Riestia Riversta Robilley Robinin Roklando Roklas Rolle Rougus Rundt Sabert Sabias Saleatyl Salle Salmaron Sampa Sandron Sandt Sanna Sannes Seans Seblove Sevanney Shamedy Shille Sielan Simon Sinna Siolf Sonbake Souste Spria Stamon Sulle Surolf Sverma Svese Svilo Sviniand Sylegeo Syrauka Tamforo Tandy Tefald Tersus Thaminger Thand Timober Tinglery Tollen Tonadree Tonatt Tonorken Toria Torpuel Townest Ulard Ullerhan Ulsand Uthmon Uwesti Uwesto Valbete Villann Villia Villie Vilmarg Vioueld Vison Voludiama Waltenz Watias Wenzelmut Weramut Wesale Wesan Wesanna Wesanor Weslann Westim Wiest Wigin Wiging Wigisburg Wigma Wilbeas Willake Wilmande Wilwingo Wilydied Winne Wolph Wooga Wooge Xelleena Xelmund Yorentz Yvallen

[thequeenofsastiel]

Finished TVD, and, despite my many, many issues with Damon, the fact that it's really a story about the love between him and Stefan made me cry.

[makeyouminemp3]

Stefan: Do you ever get tired tearing other people down?

Damon: No, not really.

[nighttimemachinery]

first and last: damon & stefan

[contrabandlove]

not me trying to find more content for my stiles crackships and then having to settle for everything I’ve already read

[putyourherohaironstefan]

Delena Stelena Stamon parallels

[rosapiike]

[thevampirediaries0]

Damon : ,, I'm back, Stefan."

[andocc-blog]

Why can´t I stop laughing with this !!! LMAOOO

[darkdesangue]

Defan parallels are awesome! -1x01 and 3x01

[monsta-kid]

From nowhere with nothing. ❄⛄❄ #illustration #stamon #bisous #bonnesoiree

[gregor-samsung]

Sono fuori strada quelli che credono di cogliere il ministro Salvini in contraddizione. La sua difesa dell'Italia non stride con le sue amicizie europee contrarie a prendersi anche solo un migrante e anzi pronte a lasciarglieli tutti. La contraddizione ci sarebbe se avessimo un governo che punta a distribuire quote di esseri umani qua e là per l'Europa e intanto vuole organizzare migrazioni legittime. Ma non è così. Forse qualcuno dei cinquestelle e il presidente Conte timidamente ancora la vedono a questo modo, ma Salvini no e il governo è Salvini. Lui riassume in sé il seguente sentimento: "Non un migrante deve mettere piede sul nostro suolo e a quelli che ormai ci sono bisogna rendere la vita difficile. Va evitato anzi che questa gentaglia lasci allegramente la sponda africana per venire qui a spassarsela. Vogliono mettersi comunque per mare? Facciano pure, ma peggio per loro. Con le buone o con le cattive devono capire che se ne devono stare nel loro inferno, senza venire a disturbare nel nostro. Viva l'Italia agli italiani". E un sentimento, come si vede, non diverso da quello che incarnano gli amici di Salvini. Prima, da noi, parevano cattivi umori inesprimibili anche in privato. Ora la  stessa autorità del ministro -  un uomo impavido che sprizza  forza nuova - autorizza sempre più gente a metterli in parole dappertutto, ad alta voce,  senza vergognarsi.

Domemco Stamone, Le amicizie di Salvini

[unlikely-alliance]

so it took me nearly a year but I finally finished my tvd rewatch! when it originally aired I only watched until about season 3 and then I caught episodes here and there, so this felt like a first watch for the most part. it took me months to watch the first 4 seasons and then I watched the last 4 in the past month or so. s6 was definitely my favorite, and I’m definitely glad I finally watched it all the way through because it was a fun time even though right now I feel like my soul has been crushed. I already have 2 steroline videos started & I can’t wait to work on them!!

I decided to take notes during my watch because my memory sucks especially when I’m binge watching something so I thought I’d post them here for the laughs. please note these are my personal opinions and I mean no offense to anyone (I’m not the biggest klaus fan for example) and also it’s mostly just me gushing over steroline so... fair warning! 😂

s1 - s5:https://unlikely-alliance.tumblr.com/post/633630144612958208/so-it-took-me-nearly-a-year-but-i-finally-finished s6 - s8 below the cut

s6

stefan stop ignoring caroline’s calls you DUMB FUCK oh it was elena nvm ignore away asdjsk

oh fuck caroline is leaving him a voicemail.... call her back, fucker!!!!!!

HE DESTROYED HIS PHONE WHEN HE SAW SHE LEFT A VOICEMAIL FUCK YOU STEFAN YOU CAN ROT

domestic damon and bonnie.... ok ok ok

now that I know matt davis kinda sucks irl I am really pissed that alaric is here

bamon giving me the romcom content I deserve! I will be seeking out fics to expand on this storyline

this fucker made caroline SOB stefan I am so fucking mad at you you dumb fuck

oh so this john cena looking community protector motherfucker is a psychopath, awesome

elena: do you have feelings for stefan? caroline: yeah I think maybe I did BISH!!!!!!!!!

damon getting snarky with kai after he hit on bonnie 😏

damon to kai: don’t ever lay a hand on her me: shocked_rihanna.gif

am I supposed to believe that stefan really liked ivy??? where is the chemistry??

so when are alaric and enzo gonna bond over damon being their one and only best friend

bonnie getting damon home safe even if she can’t go with him 😭😭😭😭😭

this stamon reunion scene giving me all my rights

damon looking at bonnie’s picture and calling her voicemail to hear her voice NOOOOOOO FML “I might miss you a little bit” fuck my fucking life!!!!

lowkey loving tyler and liv this is the first time in a while he hasn’t been unlikable af

enzo: she’s got a thing for you, mate OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

^and stefan’s look on his face is all like he never realized she would actually feel that way about him and he can’t believe he actually may have a chance ugh!!!!!!

that steroline ‘why did you have a thing for me I’m sorry I didn’t see it I hate you’ scene UGH the angst is so good but also so annoying and it’s all stefan’s fault!!

the soundtrack this season is popping — two weeks and another love in the same episode???

jo and kai are siblings??????

OH MY GOD AND LIV AND HER BROTHER ARE THEIR SIBLINGS TOO??????

kai and jo are TWINS??????

liz forbes calling stefan to help her and caroline decorate for christmas.... dare I say, oh captain my captain!!!

kai genuinely freaks me the fuck out

I feel like every episode enzo’s motivation just changes to whatever is convenient for the plot 😂

stefan grabbing caroline’s hand and caroline’s breath catches and they’re saying so much without saying any words at all 😭😭😭😭😭 they invented love! they really did! AND THE LOOKING THROUGH THE WINDOW FROM THE PORCH PARALLEL TO SEASON 2 I AM NOT OKAY!!!!!

god this liz storyline is making me so emotional

caroline grabbing stefan’s hand 🥺

kai: by the way, how much does that suck? ...about patrick swayze? I think this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at this show, wow

bonnie watching clips of her and damon goofing around while ghost damon watches 🥺🥺🥺

steroline hugs 🥰

kat this season really said let me show all y’all how acting is done!

stefan in 6x14: ACTS OF SERVICE IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE, CAROLINE

the way that steroline’s first kiss is the most iconic moment of this entire show, I’ll say it!

can caroline and liz catch a goddam BREAK!!!! FUCK!

liz’s death scene turned me into a blubbering sobbing fucking mess

we’re not gonna talk about how flashback stefan looks 10 and flashback damon looks 30+? okay

now stefan has cold feet and damon’s talking him out of being with caroline???? gtfo

stefan.... buddy.... my guy....... we were doing SO well..... do not make me and caroline hate you again

alaric buddy... you’re proposing already? okay

stefan to damon: I think you were wrong about caroline, I feel something, I think this could turn into something even better than true love BISH!!!! I NEVER DISSED

CAROLINE SNAPPED ELENA’S NECK NOOOOOOO GOD THE WAY I GASPED

BAMON REUNION!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAMON STRADDLE HUG!!!!!! IM FINE

enzo in 6x16: rufio from hook is my hairstyle icon

bonnie confiding in damon 🥺🥺🥺

stefan stroking caroline’s cheek and saying “please come back” in a pleading whisper... I would very much like a refund ✌🏻😭

the bamon/kai angst is HEAVY

okay... void steroline..... not sure how I feel here

caroline in 6x16: MY LOVE LANGUAGE WAS WORDS OF AFFIRMATION, STEFAN

void steroline is fun but like... please tell me it only lasts for a couple episodes because I can’t deal with lasting ramifications 😂😂

why do I have the suspicion that stefan didn’t really flip the switch and he’s faking it 🤔

alaric and enzo finally bonding a little ayyy

okay um I hate that that scene with void steroline feeding on that girl and then making out was so hot and I loved it asdfjdkafl

stefan to caroline: I’ll gladly kill (tyler) for you but I know how much of a jerk he was during your relationship so if you want to do it..... THE WAY I YELLED 😂😂

oh thank god stefan is back I can’t do this much longer

“forgot to hit your turn signal for that segway” damon lmao

oh so now stefan is pretending the switch is flipped, I kinda called it

caroline’s back and I’m crying now y’all have 3 episodes max to sort this out I have had enough angst and I require fluff

stefan smiling at caroline’s voicemail greeting 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 “you should be here. come home.” BYE

not damon’s “I’d give it all up for one life with you” line to elena making me full on sob

does jo have any other friends??? why is her whole bridal party just elena and bonnie?

caroline ignoring stefan’s calls... we’ve really come full circle huh

the steroline hand holds 🥺🥺🥺 ughhhhhhh

kai you motherfucker I thought you changed!!!!!

red wedding who!??? this is mayhem

tyler is gonna kill liv honey the TRAUMA!!!!

they really killed jo??? I’m about to take back every good thing I ever said about this show

kai is a fucker and I hate him for everything he’s done but also.... I just have to say...... klaus wishes he was this good of a villain asdfjska

stefan really said ✨delena and steroline endgame ✨ huh

if this episode doesn’t end with steroline together I’m going to be upset

damon’s gonna let bonnie die?????? well that was a nice friendship

oh nvm thank god

STEFAN MADE A LIST OF ALL THE WAYS LOVING CAROLINE HAS CHANGED HIS LIFE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO LEAVE

THE STEROLINE I’LL WAIT PARALLEL FFFFFFFUCK!!!!!!!

delena dance scene.... the choreography is a little extra....... but okay

this season has not been for the faint of heart... phew!

I’m gonna miss elena 😭😭 I hope damon doesn’t spiral

s7

stefan friendzoned himself... I have to laugh

caroline: is there any version of this plan where you’re not worried about me? stefan: probably not 🥺

damon said bonnie is his best friend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

steroline kiss let’s go let’s gooooooooooo!!!!

okay... 7x01 was a little rocky without elena but they’ve got the spirit I think

from what I’ve been spoiled of I’m gonna guess that alaric is caroline’s flash forward fiancée and I’m already upset about it

enzo in 7x02: anyway here’s wonderwall

this stefan/valerie flashback is making me think... stefan falls very hard very fast (valerie, katherine, elena) but not with caroline & that’s why she’s his soulmate babeeeey!

I’m trying very hard to care about the heretics. they do have their moments

caroline referring to stefan as something she got that she’s wanted for a really long time 💯

I know bonnie and enzo were going to happen at some point but I was still caught off guard with that flash forward in 7x05!

steroline waking up in each other’s arms! stefan referring to caroline as “my girlfriend”! caroline referring to stefan as “my boyfriend”! we stay winning!

stefan.... don’t be lying to caroline..... let’s not start that now

bonnie/enzo fake dating at lily’s party 🥰

stefan/damon bickering in 7x06 is top tier

THE TWINS ARE INSIDE OF CAROLINE?!!!? IM SORRY, WHAT!!!!!!!!

damon calling lily out for using outdated racial slurs... ok king

julian/enzo fencing duel is pretty cool

valerie protecting caroline 🥰

history repeating itself with lily... this is so sad

lily teaming up with stefan & damon let’s goooooooo!!!

oh nvm flash forward lily is the one who went after caroline wtf!

the way stefan lights up the second he sees caroline 🥺

mary louise how dare you we were all rooting for you!

caroline: I understand if you want to run for the hills stefan: I’m not going anywhere, because I love you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

damon to dying lily: you made your bed. have a nice nap. 😯

oh shit it’s not flash forward lily!

not stefan kissing valerie in the flash forward 🖕🏻am I mad? yes. am I furious? ...no

so they made tyler kill liv and then decided his story was not worth telling any more??? where is he?!

they just killed stefan right in front of caroline... AGAIN!

bish I’m gonna need to take a break if the next ep is gonna be stefan and damon enduring their personal hells

damon to lily: give me a chance to let you love me 😭😭😭

um... damon, sweetie...... I think it was real that time

ayyyy tyler!!!

let nora and bonnie be girlfriends

stefan: the only constant I had was caroline 🥺

stefan: I will never be happy until damon is out of my life for good 😧

flash forward matt pointing a gun at caroline..... does he want to catch my hands?

steroline casually saying I love you 🥰

I think steroline is one of the only couples I’ve stayed invested in once they are together, their power

where’s enzo been???

THERE HE IS & HE’S SAVING BONNIE!!!!!!!

future matt what the fuck are you doing buddy and who the hell is this woman!!!!???

I WAS NOT EXPECTING A STEROLINE “I AM NOT GOING TO LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU” PARALLEL AHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭

STEFAN YOU COLOSSAL FUCKING DUMBASS!!!!! WAS THERE NO OTHER WAY TO STOP HER????? YOU JUST HAD TO GET YOUR IDIOT ASS MARKED???????

alaric named one baby elizabeth after caroline’s mom 😭😭😭😭😭😭

did enzo really just knock bonnie out? oh I’ll kill him

I’m gonna need alaric and caroline to stop Looking at each other

not klaus trying to gatekeep caroline from stefan.... laughable

stefan asking caroline to join him on the road MY HEART IS BREAKING AND HE ACTUALLY JUST SAID “I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU, CARE” I AM GONNA FUCKING COMBUST!!!!!!!!!

fuck that scene was heartbreaking why do we have to go through this

and now damon’s gonna desiccate himself... poor stefan

AND NOW MATT IS KICKING HIM OUT OF MYSTIC FALLS?!!!! FUCKING HELL

stefan seeing caroline with alaric and the babies 😭😭😭

and now we’re gonna tack on an emotional af bamon scene???? 7x15 was made to destroy me

the time jumping in 7x16 is giving me a headache

much like last season if they don’t end this season with steroline’s issues resolved I’m going to have a crisis

I can’t believe this whole show is going to end with stefan dying how the fuck am I going to handle that

lol stefan is in a new body wtf is going on now

the vampire in stefan’s body chucking up deuces and jumping out damon’s car window is peak comedy

the stefan/damon brother angst in 7x17 🥺

fuck so we have a sadistic 19th century serial killer turned vampire?! fuck

flashback stefan trying to write caroline a letter fml

fuck he wrote her several letters and she returned them but he kept sending them that’s some strong noah from the notebook energy right there

paul clearly loves playing the unhinged characters 😂

is valerie sacrificing herself for stefan??

no but they def are about to break up 🎊

I am thrilled but that break up scene did make me shed a tear

I CANNOT DO A BAMON REUNION SCENE RIGHT NOW

elena, caroline, and bonnie’s initials on the dorm room door 😭😭😭 god they deserved better

enzo is so soft around bonnie 🥺

enzo teasing bonnie about her guitar skills..... I would like to see him teaching her to play

bonnie/enzo new year’s eve dinner and dance scene = instantly iconic

I AM GETTING THE GUITAR LESSON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this present day bamon angst... oof

I AM SORRY RIC HAS BEEN LYING THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME?????????? CAROLINE IS NOT HIS FIANCÉ???????? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

enzo laying his head in bonnie’s lap and playing guitar for her 🥺🥺🥺 they are really giving me all my rights this episode

ok but she kissed his cheek so are they together or not? why am I confused? so they are engaged but caroline doesn’t love him?

oh cool... a matt flashback episode..... 😑

stefan went to liz’s grave to be there for caroline in case she showed up 😩

matt accidentally shot his own fiancé???? who decided this was a good storyline??

why is this opening the vault scene the scariest thing I’ve ever seen on this show

the way caroline and alaric have absolutely no chemistry 💀

THIS BITCH IS GONNA MAKE BONNIE HATE VAMPIRES??!!!??? I AM PISSED

bonnie— oh thank god that was a fucking dream that was terrible

they really stopped trying to fight matt being the worst character on the show huh

steroline on the run together finally 😌

I don’t think I like this bonnie storyline now this is not a fun time

stefan to caroline: I feel... a thaw 😂😂

a stefan/damon hug 😭🙌🏻

followed by a steroline hug! 😭😭😭

they’re really making bonnie kill enzo???? fucking christ

THERE WAS A THAW BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!

OH FUCK THAT WAS ELENA’S VOICE IN THE VAULT WHAT THE FUCK

enzo did you really just close that fucking door

UM WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HAND THIS IS TERRIFYING

s8

I don’t want to go into this last season man, I know stefan’s gonna die in the last episode and I don’t know if I can take it

this damon and enzo shit is already daaark

STEROLINE FOREHEAD TOUCH AND FOREHEAD KISS AHHHHH I AM SOFT 🥺🥺🥺

...what the fuck are they feeding what kind of stranger things mind flayer thing is this

damon reading 50 shades of grey 😂

oooh shit this bitch broke into ric’s house! this season is upping the horror factor for sure

I appreciate the parallels to the pilot

THIS THING CUT HER TONGUE OUT WHAT THE FUCK

ric pushing caroline to move in with stefan... I will allow him to be a little valid as a treat

delena flashback 😭 ouch

a.... siren? HUH

steroline driving together holding hands just a few episodes after they had that tense drive together 😭 I love it

I love georgie so far

bonnie!!!! stop being mad at enzo!!!!!

“you never lost me, bonnie bennet” THE WAY I INSTANTLY STARTED SOBBING

THIS BITCH HIJACKED DAMON’S MEMORIES NOOOO

I accidentally read that bonnie and enzo don’t get a happy ending and seeing all that’s happening now just makes me even more pissed off about that

I ALREADY WAS THROWN FOR AN EMOTIONAL LOOP WHEN STEFAN SHOWED CAROLINE THE ROOM HE WAS BUILDING FOR THE GIRLS AND “YOU ARE MY FAMILY NOW” AND THEN THAT FUCKER DECIDED HE WAS GONNA PROPOSE LIKE THAT AND AHHHHHHHHHH I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER IN MY LIFE THE TIMING IS A LITTLE SUCKY BUT STILL BUT STILL OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IS REAL

the parallel of bonnie and caroline gushing over her engagement ring to season 2 bonnie begrudgingly making caroline her daylight ring 😭

man can y’all just give bonnie a break!

“applesauce penguin, bother” WHO DECIDED TO WRITE THIS 😂😂

I can’t remember if I wrote this down already but... if elena shows up in the series finale (and I know she does) does that mean bonnie dies? because if she does, I am going to enter such a depressive state

tyler in 8x03 is looking 💯🔥

“to be a siren’s little bitch” TYLER 😯😂

ok but tyler’s not really dead right? say sike

is georgie gonna be the second siren??? seems a little obvious now. maybe ric’s nanny??

oh yeah it’s definitely the nanny

DID MATT JUST SAY ‘DAD’ 😧😧

oh snap it is georgie??

IT IS THE NANNY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME!

ok bitch no need to call stefan out in such a way for turning damon because he didn’t want to be alone🖕🏻

these fuckers really killed tyler off like THAT?!

that bonnie/enzo setting the cabin on fire scene had me Stressed

that carnival scene 😭😭😭

caroline really took her ring off??? don’t fucking do this to me 😡

ric yelling at caroline 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

I get that we have to have drama in order to have a show but like... did we have to have stefan offer his soul to the devil?? I’m so tired

bro I’m straight up not having a good time right now

I am not prepared for miss mystic falls flashbacks

if ripper stefan lasts beyond 3 episodes max I’m gonna be livid

CAROLINE STOP TAKING YOUR RING OFF!!!!!!

stefan to caroline: I made a mistake. I’m here to convince you to marry me *pause* NAH — I hate that I laughed at this asdfjaka

“sweet gargoyle, bro” 😂😂

damon to stefan: you’re my brother and I love you 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂

damon’s thoughts on hashtags: I just think they’re neat

damon’s letter to bonnie.... I am unstable

please don’t tell me enzo’s gonna die like that

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

oh hey kai

human stefan is very unlucky so far

this steroline angst isn’t even fun ugh

kai karaoke singing knocking on heaven’s door may be peak comedy

ok kai calling stefan “stefon” and “steven” may also be peak comedy

stefan’s proposal to caroline 2.0 just healed every wound in my soul & caroline dropping to her knees to join him absolutely sent me 😭😭😭😭

KATHERINE LETS GOOOOOO

drunk lightweight stefan may be the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

enzo telling bonnie about where he wanted to marry her 😭😭😭

steroline’s vows!!!!!!!! THEIR FACES!!!!!!!!! I WISH I DID NOT HAVE TO STRESS RIGHT NOW BUT I WILL ACCEPT THIS MOMENT OF HAPPINESS AND I WILL CLING TO IT

am I ready for this finale to destroy me? no. am I gonna recover? unlikely.

ELENA!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed you bish!!!!!!!!

katherine impersonating elena — PETTY 😂😂

nina’s wigs look so bad asdfhska

please don’t tell me that caroline having to leave stefan was the last steroline scene ever

THIS FUCKER IS GONNA SACRIFICE HIMSELF FML FML FML WHY CAN’T WE HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS ANYMORE I AM SO SICK OF THIS BITTERSWEET BULLSHIT

caroline’s voicemail to stefan... I am simply gonna reject this episode in its entirety

FUCK YOU STEFAN

NOT THIS SONG NOT THIS SONG NOT NEVER SAY NEVER BY THE FRAY THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ME

I genuinely feel like I’m gonna throw up

“tell caroline I heard her, and I will love her forever too”

[fyeahbookbamon]

This is my favorite Stefan/Bonnie moment in the books.

“And we have to work on presents,” Bonnie insisted. “You know, the joke kind. Like giving Stefan some garlic.” 

“Like giving you a trigonometry book,” Stefan shot back and Bonnie fell in a fit of giggles from which she couldn‟t revive. The only words the rest could make out were “Like giving a jock—a jock