#stalker among the stars

[beardedmrbean]

Submitted by @stalker-among-the-stars

Now I'm trying to recall if there's been some kind of alien racism in the Simpsons, Kang and Kodos are the only aliens I can think of and they're welcome all over iirc.

[mewtwoandme]

You or TC should draw Newtwo as a Newt, lol.

Newt newt :3

[marquisdeglad]

[marquisdeglad]

A plot summary is simply an abbreviated recap of the literal events of the story, possibly with humourous commentary, but that's not a given nor a necessity.

"So then Red Riding Hood goes to her grandma's house, and, get this, the wolf is there disguised as grandma. There's some banter about large facial features, then he eats the kid! But lucky for us a huntsman happens along and kills the wolf, and because it's a fairy tale, Red Riding Hood is ok!"

Analysis is a critical assessment of the themes, subtext, meaning, or even emotional impact of the story, as well as examining behind-the-scenes stuff that contributed.

"The wolf is of course a recurring villain in fairy tales, but his use here has the vibe of a child predator, something that earlier versions of the story make more explicit. With that in mind, the fact that the young girl only encounters him by straying from the path takes on a dual meaning as well. If the rescue by the woodsman seems to come out of nowhere, it's because in earlier versions no such character exists"

A lotta dipshits online claim to "review" or "analyze" things, especially movies, when all they do is summarize the plot with snarkey internet humor

[marihem]

You doing okay?

Hey good to see you again. Thanks for coming in and checking on me úvù

Aaaa it's been a while, isn't it? I just pretty much disappeared with little to no activity for like, what? 2-3 months? Yeaaa I got busy is all.

So I'm now in an entirely different continent?? And restarting college after 4 years??? At least I'm safe from the mandatory conscription law haha. Yeah I've been too occupied physically and mentally but I'm slowly getting back to my groove and becoming more productive... that means I've also been occupied by other fandoms at the moment so the Frans brainrot train is taking a break haha

But yeah I've been adjusting to new place, environment, lifestyle and people. I'm also opening commissions so I can pay for my living expenses at least. Ya know, to help my family out too.

Once again, thanks for checking up. I may trip and fall down, lying flat family guy death pose style sometimes and I have heaved myself up like always. I will try to be more active here again! Meanwhile, have this lil doodle from months ago:

Again, I appreciate your care so much <:) Have a great day/night ^^

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

@stalker-among-the-stars @firerush

Y A L L

[tatatale]

With everyone sending their Hopes and Dreams, statistically, there has to be a villain in there who, despite being evil, doesn't want the entire multiverse to be irrevocably fucked up. How would Alive feel about getting Hopes and Dreams from a villain?

I mean, she's not the one to judge others, Alive always thought she was a villain, actually 😂

[beardedmrbean]

Submitted by @stalker-among-the-stars

Relevant conversation I had yesterday

[mewtwoandme]

> Christ

Jesus exists in the pokemon world confirmed! Was Jesus a pokemon trainer tho?

I go with a headcanon that even though in pokemon Arceus is god, humans still have their own cultural beliefs and religions amongst themselves.

Which means there are swears that take the Lord's name in vain...that Lakota, Jay, and Mandy tend to do lol, so naturally, Mewtwo picked up on it as well 😅

[marquisdeglad]

Combine Harley Quinn with Circus Baby

I like where your head's at, but I think I'm lacking context.

Is this a request?

[quins-makeshift-menagerie]

In regards to my [h a m p t e r] ask about Mosy and Zeus; Most explanations for how the mating part of a relationship between two characters with such a significant size difference aren't PG-13. I've been on the internet long enough to notice that.

Do you have an explanation that is more tame and teen-to-young-adult-friendly planned, or are you just gonna go for the "what happens off-screen stays off-screen, and I ain't gonna explain it" method?

While I don’t mind going into more non-PG-13 topics, I DO wish to keep my blogs mostly sfw so it’s probably more “what happens off screen stays off screen” kinda deal lol.

That being said I’ve gone into how both of them have very minor transformation abilities due to being born from Ditto zygotes, Mosy more than Zeus considering Mew can do that naturally. Nothing is stopping either of them from accommodating the other and making to work

[epicness1000]

17 REASONS WHY SAMPO KOSKI IS SUS

I'm not sure if I've come across a fictional character more horrendously sus than Sampo Koski.

Since I'm kind of hyperfixated on him (and Dr Ratio too), I will make a post on why our beloved blue scammer is very, very sus.

He is the only character to leave no trace when he walks. No splashes in water, no footprints in the snow. Literally no other character in the game does this.

All of his eidolons, save for one, are made up of two words and are very light hearted: "Rising love", "Infectious enthusiasm", "Big money!", "Huuuuuuuuge money!" and "Increased Spending", all of which reference either his love for money, or his warmth. The one exception is "The Deeper the Love, the Stronger the Hate". What? What do you mean hate? We've never seen Sampo be anything but 'haha funny scam boi'. What a strangely ominous thing to say...

Not to mention the art paired with that eidolon. In every piece of art we have of him, you can see the light in his eyes– not here. The light's completely absent.

His defeat pose. Every character is either kneeling, or sitting down. Sampo is the ONLY one who is still on his feet. This must surely be intentional.

The fact that he's among the few characters with an invalid rating from the rating pistol (Alongside Acheron, Jing Yuan, Feixiao, March 7 and Luocha, all of whom are either extremely powerful, or have a completely unknown past as is the case of March 7).

He is the only character to directly acknowledge the player in-game (Sparkle did this in a trailer, but... it was a trailer, so it doesn't count until it's something in-game). Self-aware character? (This is my own headcanon >:)

He very clearly is not a Belobogian native, this is all but confirmed by the fact that everyone states he just showed up one day a few years back (something along those lines). So... where is he really from? His splash art doesn't seem to be Belobog either...

The fact that the trailblazer turned away from him for ONE SECOND, and he disappeared without a sound??? Like he was never there at all.

The entirety of Funny Bone, which shows a very violent side to Sampo. You CANNOT convince me it doesn't hold some element of truth to who he truly is, because if Hoyo truly intended for him to be harmless comic relief with little more to him, why would they play this song live in an official Honkai: Star Rail orchestra accompanied with the visuals? Would they really approve something showing him in such a dangerous, unhinged and dark light when we've never seen him like that in-game?

The fact that he's a Masked Fool. A Masked Fool who apparently has some moral standards, but a Masked Fool nonetheless. Personally, I suspect he wasn't always so mellow.

THAT WHOLE SCENE OF FIREFLY DESCRIBING HIM, HAVING KNOWN NOTHING ABOUT WHO HE WAS, AND MAKING HIM SOUND LIKE SOME SORT OF SKILLED ASSASSIN?? (I know it was a shapeshifted Sparkle but I think the point still stands. Also, this might just be me, but before I realised it was Sampo following us around, the way FF was talking about our stalker unsettled me and genuinely left the impression that she was talking about an assassin of some kind... wouldn't surprise me if this guy's hands have been stained red in the past).

The fact that his backstory snippets are all of him just goofing around disguised as Madame Poisson? When there's CLEARLY more to him than meets the eye?

THE FACT THAT HE'S ONE OF THE FEW CHARACTERS WHO IS NOT ABLE TO BOARD THE ASTRAL EXPRESS YET????? Even Sparkle can board, so it doesn't have to do with the fact that he's a masked fool. And I think everyone else from Belobog can board, so... hmm... sus....

We find him in the Belobog outskirts. I'm pretty sure it's noted that normal humans can't go out there unprepared without freezing to death, or something? I might be misremembering.

HIS LIGHT CONE! HOW COULD I FORGET HIS LIGHT CONE! Firstly, notice it's not just one sniper targetting him, but there is also a man in the corner pointing a gun at him. The art is called "The Eyes of the Prey", yet when you read its description, Sampo is unsettlingly calm, spotting the sniper from a distance with no warning (makes him sound like he has borderline supernatural awareness, which I think fits with the idea of him being 'self-aware'), and is noted to have more money than the hitman makes from multiple contracts. I think the title is also a subversion– with how in control Sampo is of the situation, surviving TWO simultaneous hitmen, it's quite clear that he is not the prey– rather, it's those who target him.

He knows things he ABSOLUTELY SHOULD NOT KNOW. The fact that he implies that Dan Heng is a dragon? Or his 'knowledge' voice line, which clearly expresses his awareness that we arrived by train (when he should not have this information?).

His eidolon activation phrase is "Everyone has a colourful past, wouldn't you say?" We know literally NOTHING about his past.

So, I'm not sure EXACTLY what this all means, but it's clearly pointing to something. Don't let me down, Mihoyo! You usually do, you filthy gacha bastards, but... try to do Sampo justice please.

[tatatale]

Sending hopes and dreams from the real world.

FDSAFDSA THANK YOU AND ALSO THAT KRATOS KILLED ME ≧▽≦)♥

[beardedmrbean]

Do you know why squatters have legal protections? Cuz that just feels dumb and predatory.

The law are well intentioned, someone comes across a abandoned property moves in, makes improvements, and starts paying the taxes on that property, the concept goes back forever.

Some places after a extended period of time if the property owner hasn't moved to evict you, if you've made improvements and paid the taxes the property can be deeded over to you legally.

That takes like 10 years tho, so not frequently a thing that happens.

Rights and protections make it so overzealous landlords can't just kick people to the curb or shoot them for trespassing or several other things.

This looks like a good explainer.

Key Takeaways: for Squatter’s Rights

Squatters’ rights, or Adverse Possession, refer to the rights a squatter may gain if they occupy a property for a certain period without the owner taking legal action against them.

The time frame for establishing squatters’ rights varies by state, ranging from 7 years to over 20 years.

Squatting is a form of trespassing but involves the intention of claiming ownership or permanent residency.

Property owners must follow a legal eviction process to remove squatters, typically beginning with a call to local law enforcement and filing an Unlawful Detainer Action.

In some cases, squatters may pay property taxes to strengthen their adverse possession claim, but owners should continue paying their taxes as well.

Property owners and landlords should familiarize themselves with squatters’ rights and consult an attorney when necessary to ensure proper handling of such situations.

Why Do Squatters Have Rights?

The main goal of squatters’ rights is to discourage the use of vigilante justice. If landowners were allowed to use violence or the threat of violence to evict a squatter, the situation could quickly escalate and become dangerous. Moreover, it would create a climate of vigilante justice that could spill into other areas of life, reducing the safety of society that people have generally come to expect from the places they live.

Squatters have rights so that, in the bigger picture, justice can be facilitated. It’s very similar to tenants’ rights that protect a renter from an unscrupulous landlord. The laws spell out the rights of each party involved to keep the real estate markets stable and negotiations (mostly) peaceful. ____________________________

TL:DR; so property owners don't shoot them for trespassing.

A lot of the laws are outdated now and people have discovered how to game the law to their advantage, going as far as making fake leases and forcing the property owner to keep the power on so that's all changing fast.

Still gonna have rights but places are making evictions much much easier now, especially if the squatters aren't paying taxes on the property since the state wants that money.

Used to be the property needed to look abandoned in some way, got folks moving in while the person that owns the house is away on vacation and changing the locks now too so ya they're working on fixing the laws, at least in some places.

[mewtwoandme]

Mewtwo embarrassing his daughter in public be like

YES! XD

[marquisdeglad]

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