#stairs 🪜

[jttlpgroup]

Dylan 🐬 5999  

[thinkingsmart]

Joe 🛩️ 21980 If we lie to the government it's a felony, but if they lie to us it's politics. 💫🧡   https://ift.tt/GZzKSnO

[adorkastock]

It's time to vote on the latest pack! This will be the last pack of the year and features all of the lowest voted packs. So let's pick a winner out of these 4 losing packs!

Your choices are: ☝🏻 Zentai Perspective I - 52 full body pose references of a thin, white, female model in grid suit shot from a high perspective with various themes and props including archery, sword, gun, looking glass 🎩 Lauren Ashley Weapons Pack - 49 full body references of a fat, white, female model with various weapons including sword, ax, wand/book, nerf guns, and revolver. 🥊 Tonfa Pack - 77 full body references of a thin, white, female model using and holding tonfa (model is not trained but she tried really hard) 🪜 Stairs Pack - 52 low angle pose references of thin, white, female model on the stairs

Anyone can vote, just head on over to Patreon.

[keepingupwithzaynmalik]

inZAYN: Zayn’s newest album ROOM UNDER THE STAIRS is out now! 🪜 Watch the music video for “Stardust” on @zayn’s YouTube ✨

zayn.lnk.to/ROOMUNDERTHESTAIRS

[heavysighing-dreamyeyes]

RAEEE MY DEAR CONGRATS ON THIS INCREDIBLE MILESTONE! YOU DESERVE IT SO MUCH I'M LITERALLY SO OBSESSED WITH EVERYTHING YOU WRITE 🤍

Anyway I'd love to 'request' something for the 300 followers event:)

I'm actually pretty awkward in real life and I can't look people in the eyes when I'm talking to them. I'm more of a listener (therapist&mom friend) but if I get to talk about a topic I'm passionate about I won't shut up. I also think I'm the funniest person alive (I'm not) but only people online/my close friends and family get to see that side. I love seeing the good in people and I think that's part of the reason I love Jason so much (he's my favorite character ever). I think sometimes I let my fears&doubts hold me back from following my heart and chasing my dreams 😔. I pretend like I don't care about romance but i'm actually such a lover girl and hopeless romantic 😔. And I'm a day dreamer like the amounts of times I get lost in my head??? Embarassing tbh (that's why I sometimes almost fall down stairs)

Anyway congrats again 🤭🤍

-🪜

Thank you, nonnie!! I always love seeing you in my inbox 🥰

You Are: There's Only One Bed Trope

Jason Todd was trying to treat you, trying to show how much you mean to him. He'd planned an entire vacation for the two of you, made all the reservations, but somehow, despite all his carefulness, he'd messed up.

There's only one bed in the hotel room that you're meant to share.

He'd apologized, immediately went to try to fix his mistakes. But you were so understanding, joked about how bed was big enough for the two of you, that your sleeping situation wasn't going to ruin the vacation he'd put so much work into.

So, Jason somehow finds himself in bed at your side. (Even if he did offer to take the floor.) The only problem he really has is hiding his feelings, despite the fact you keep cuddling into his side while you sleep.

[danandphilplay]

time for the phandom to be the phouse builders 👷

[inspiredwriter]

*En la cuidad de nueva York un edificio en llamas*

El niño :*abraza a la mamá* mamá qué vamos a hacer tengo miedo estaba Atrapado en este incendio 🥺😨💦🔥

La madre :*abraza su hijo* tranquilo cariño tengo que encontrar las soluciones Salir de aquí antes de que se rube todo nos caiga a nosotros 😰😣💦🏬🔥

La madre and el niño :*mirá el techo derrumbarse a caerse de ellos y sierra los los ojos* Aaaah~😱😫💦

El niño :*no siente caer los escombros abre los ojos y mira a Leo* Oh ¿oye quien eres tu? 😦😲

Leo! Fuego :*sostiendo los escombros* vine a ayudarlos a salvar sus vidas😆😉✨🔥* lanza los escombros al suelo y succiona el fuego de la puerta* venga conmigo si quieren vivir 😤🙂👩‍👦✨🚪Mi acompañas esta afuera del edificio por la ventana hay una escalera emergencia las van a sacar de aquí rápido 😊😁🪟🪜

Boy's mother: Oh, Lord, thank you very much, fiery alien, you really saved our lives😃🥹 *Takes the boy in his arms and climbs out the window onto the stairs* We are here!😄🤗🔥👩‍👦🪟🪜 *goes down the fire escape*

Boy's father: *Pushes through the crowd of onlookers and reporters* Dolores, Alex, you're alive!😆👩‍👦💓❤💞 *Hugs his wife and son* My God, I came here as soon as I found out that there was a fire in our house, I was so afraid that you died😖😥🏬🔥

Dolores: Don't worry, Jim, everything is fine now☺😌💗💓💘💕 *Kisses Jim on the cheek* Mmuah~😚💋💖💞 We were saved from the fire by a fiery alien😄🔥 Oh, it's so good that the alien team is always there when needed🥹✨

Jim: *Takes Alex into his arms* Hmm..🤔 You say that you were saved from the fire by a fiery alien🤨🔥 Is there a guarantee that he did not cause the fire?😠😡🚫🔥🏬

Alex: *Shakes his dad by the collar of his jacket* No, daddy, the fire happened because of me, when I was playing with matches and accidentally set the wallpaper on fire😰😥💦 Fire alien is a hero!😫💦🔥🦸‍♂️✨

Dolores: That's right, Jim, because the house we lived in was very old and it caught fire almost instantly😟😔🔥🏬💖💝💕

Alex: *Points finger* Look, there's another alien that looks like a piranha, he'll help put out the fire😲🤩✨🌊🔥🏬

@swagreecrow

[zaynjmsource]

inZAYN: Reminder to order your zigned CD from @TalkShopLive and tune in to hear @zaynmalik talk about his upcoming album ROOM UNDER THE STAIRS on Monday, May 6 at 4pm PT/ 7pm ET🪜

[evendimmer]

Okey, second try....let's see

🪵You love the smell of wood fire

🚬You hate the smell of cigarettes but find it sexy on MILFs

☕You want to drink dark coffee but it's too bitter

🪮You love braids but don't know how to do it

🏃🏻‍♀️You got chased by an animal (maybe wild) once

🏃🏻‍♀️💨You can run very fast if you try it

🪜You are scared of heights

🍨 You love vanilla ice cream

🥺You want to dress tomboyish to attract the ladies but don't know how to

🤠 You have a hat cap but never use because you think it makes you look funny (turn it backwards 😏)

KUKI WHAT DID YOU DID YOU CHEAT DID YOU ASK LILIA FOR HELP CUZ SOME OF THESE ARE FREAKILY ACCURATE

🪵 From what I can remember? Yes. I do like the smell of wood fire. The crackling is very soothing too

🚬 UGH you got me right there. I don't normally like the smell of cigarettes but on some people, esp milfs, yes. I had a crush on my professor in college who used to smoke, so I did associate the smell with her and some fond memories 😔

She looks nothing like Cate but yeah, same effect.

☕ Sigh yes. Besides, I really like the taste of milk. Funny story though, before 22 I used to drink a lot of sweet drinks and I couldnt drink coffee without sugar or sweetener. One day I just decided that I will get off sugar so for 27 days non stop, I drank black coffee. It killed me and my taste buds but I managed to cut down my sugar consumption, a win honestly.

🪮 🥺 yes. I fucking love braids but I suck at it so bad. I'm just bad at being feminine 😔 like makeup or hairdo stuff, but god wouldn't I kill to have nice braids like, elven braids

🏃🏻‍♀️ On the contrary, I'm the one who chase them 👹. Although there was one time where my neighbours dog charged at me and I just stood there broom in hand SO READY TO FIGHT THAT FUCKER- he's been tormenting my cats non stop. His owner called him off before he could get to me though.

🏃🏻‍♀️💨 For like 10 seconds maybe LOL.

🪜 🧍🏻‍♀️ Yes. My parents fucked me up when I was a child, they tried to force me to walk down a flight of stairs but I was too scared to and yelled at me for not doing it. I'm still wary of stairs like I'd fucking freeze in the middle of it if I don't get to hold the handrail. Or somebody 😔

🍨 YES. Vanilla is my true love but I also love anything creamy and milky flavoured 🌟

🥺 Fuck offfffffffff. It's true 😭 But recently I've been trying to go the hot girl style like croptops and shit, showing off more my curves 🫣🫣🫣 Ladies like that too... right?

🤠 KUKI STOP LURKING IN MY CLOSET. 😭😭😭😭 I'd buy a cap and thought it's good idea but when I get home it's not anymore 😭😭😭😭😭😭

same... Aubrey same...

[jttlpgroup]

5657 Ryan 🏆 @hotcarter  

[thinkingsmart]

Wyatt 🙏 20626 {F.E.A.R.} False Evidence Appearing Real. 💫🤎   https://ift.tt/HFnaPw7

[adorkastock]

It's time for another pack! Everyone (with a Patreon account) can vote on the next pack!

The winner will be available to pack subscribed Patrons ($2.50+) on January 19. Ko-fi shop will get the new pack on February 2. 🥳

Your choices this time are: 🪜 Stair Pack - 52 low angle pose references of thin, white, female model on the stairs ✌🏻 V Highlight Pack - 50 full body references of a thin, white, nonbinary model V with assorted themes including: ukulele, sitting, standing, casting magic, dramatic reaching, staff, cane, and book 🫘 Bean Sit & Kneel Pack - 70 full body pose references of a thin, white, male model sitting and kneeling in various moods and themes 🪄 Staff Pack - 54 full body references of a thin, white, female model using a staff prop in various themes such as magic, fighting and flying

VOTE NOW

[portokali]

🪜🤸‍♀️🤏

-> thats the hand of god flicking me down the stairs. btw.

[keepingupwithzaynmalik]

inZAYN: Reminder to order your zigned CD from Talk Shop Live and tune in to hear Zayn talk about his upcoming album ROOM UNDER THE STAIRS on Monday, May 6 at 4pm PT/ 7pm ET🪜 https://talkshop.live/watch/QoiJSkgKkbD6

[heavysighing-dreamyeyes]

OHHH RAE RAE RAE YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN! THE SLASHER AU IS SO INCREDIBLE!!! Perfect read before going to bed lmao. I might send you more detailed thoughts on it once I wake up, but for now i'm just gonna say that I ADORE IT SO SO MUCH!!

- 🪜(i'm the nonnie that almost fell down the stairs and asked about claiming emojis. since i couldn't find a stairs emoji, which would've been fitting, i decided to settle on a ladder)

Thank you, nonnie!! Welcome back, I love the emoji choice fr.

Ah, the slasher au, it was really fun to write! I literally almost posted it with the title Hash-Slinging Slasher because it made me laugh every time I opened the draft. I was worried he'd be too OOC, but I think it turned out okay!

Thank you again!!

[distractionactivated]

Results are IN!

So what's up with my flat?

Well, I made it deliberately hard for you - all of those features were real features that I have really encountered in a terraced house of this type.

A) 🍳🚿50% of you voted for the kitchen shower! We viewed a flat with this glaring flaw two days before viewing our current place and were astonished to discover that we actually had standards

B) 🔥only 2.8% of you voted possibly-working fireplace with chimney. A house I lived in some years ago had this - we never used it (it would've needed a sweep, and who knows where to find a chimney sweep in 2019?) - but we did have to shove a cushion in a plastic bag up there to stop the constant draught.

D) 🚪30.6% of you voted for the secret passage! This was actually in the same house as the fireplace, in which me and my housemate shared a closet. Insert jokes here.

Which means that the correct answer is C - 🪜🕸️ the basement! Well done to the 16.7% of you who got it.

This thing is Not Good.

At the top, there's a pile of junk, including an abandoned pair of boots and some cryptic numbers scrawled on the inner door. The air stinks of mould, and that cardboard box is clearly more mould than box. There's a couple of modern recycling bags at the bottom, as though someone chucked them in without realising it was stairs and then went 'fuck going and retrieving them.'

The business, meanwhile, as 45.5% of you correctly intuited, was a pet shop. So we assume that there are budgie ghosts down there, as well as what my friend intended to say would be a hamster colony but was autocorrected to colonel. So the hamster colonel is there now.

However...

I was going to do a poll about this one but folks I've genuinely run out of ways to misdirect you, so I'm gonna tell you straight up: there is also an attic. This is in some ways not surprising, since we have one of those blank hatches on the landing that can be seen from below, but I expected it to be either sealed, or like most attics: a dark, cobwebby, maybe mouldy mess of bare beams and insulations.

No. It looks, from the little I can see (I am not tall enough to even get my phone properly up there from the only chair we have that can hold my weight), like a full loft conversion that was only abandoned prior to putting in the access. There is a small amount of mould on one wall (dealable with), a double-glazed skylight, and only a very small amount of builder's debris.

Needless to say, we intend to acquire a ladder.