#staals

[cuties-in-codices]

the tree of jesse

in the vom staal-historienbibel, illuminated by the workshop of diebold lauber, alsace, c. 1460

source: Solothurn, Zentralbibliothek, Cod. S II 43, fol. 314v

[19871997]

NHL CAPTAINS TRIVIA !

OLDEST: Alex Ovechkin - WSH (39), drafted 2004 YOUNGEST: Rasmus Dahlin - BUF (24), drafted 2018 AVG. AGE: 31.5 AVG. DRAFT: 2010.7

LONGEST TENURED: Sidney Crosby - PIT (6354 days, named captain 31st May, 2007) SHORTEST TENURED: Jordan Eberle - SEA (14 days, named captain 8th October, 2024) AVG. TENURE: 1527 days

HIGHEST DRAFT POSITION: Rasmus Dahlin - BUF, Nico Hischier - NDJ, Auston Matthews - TOR, Connor McDavid - EDM, Sidney Crosby - PIT, Alex Ovechkin - WSH (1st overall) LOWEST DRAFT POSITION: Mark Stone - VGK (178th overall) AVG. DRAFT POSITION: 33rd

TALLEST: Victor Hedman - TBL (6'5) SHORTEST: Brad Marchand - BOS, Jared Spurgeon - MIN (5'9) AVG. HEIGHT: 6'1

HEAVIEST: Victor Hedman - TBL (245 lb) LIGHTEST: Jared Spurgeon - MIN (166 lb) AVG. WEIGHT: 205 lb

MOST THICK: Alex Ovechkin - WSH (3.17 lb/in) LEAST THICK: Nico Hischier - NJD (2.40 lb/in) AVG. THICKNESS: 2.79 lb/in

MOST GAMES PLAYED: Alex Ovechkin - WSH (1430) LEAST GAMES PLAYED: Quinn Hughes - VAN (370) AVG. GAMES PLAYED: 829

MOST POINTS: Sidney Crosby - PIT (1602) LEAST POINTS: Radko Gudas - ANA (182) AVG. POINTS: 624

MOST POINTS PER GAME: Connor McDavid - EDM (1.518) LEAST POINTS PER GAME: Radko Gudas - ANA (0.242) AVG. POINTS PER GAME: 0.750

Notes: Sean Couturier - PHI was named captain on Valentine's Day, 2024. Quinn Hughes was named captain on the 22nd anniversary of 9/11. Sidney Crosby is the only remaining player to have been named captain in the 2000s.

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[germanpostwarmodern]

Landhuis De Ark (1918) in Bergen, the Netherlands, by J.F. (Jan Frederik) Staal

[pierremcguire]

[sergeifyodorov]

a full quarter of active nhl captains are virgos btw... very diverse cast.

sasha barkov (charming little guy)

jordan staal (possibly homophobic)

anze kopitar (extremely chill)

brayden schenn (ex-flyer)

john tavares (the most "i am pretending to be boring so you don't ask questions" ass freak on the planet)

alex ovechkin (you all know who he is.)

brady tkachuk (brady tkachuk)

[kentjohnson91]

NHL Memes Again But I DID NOT Make these ones

[jabberamongthetrees]

Getting Ready For Battle

[andreisvechnikov]

Time to turn the temperature up 📈

[kasperikapanenisbetterthanyou]

hockey team thickness - Carolina Hurricanes 2024 VERSION (roster as of 27.07.2024)

[lickmylundqvist]

Not superstitious just a little a stitious

[pyotrkochetkov]

senators @ hurricanes | october 11, 2023

[germanpostwarmodern]

Housing Block on Coenenstraat (1922-24) in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, by Frits Staal

[fratboybeezer]

Text version here

*edit: fuck carter hart and i was very harsh on sam for no reason also there’s a lot of typos sorry

[wildaboutmnhockey]

[slapshot1977]

the staal brothers being homophobic is funny only bc people wrote about eric staal fucking jeff skinner raw for YEARS just for him to turn around and pull this shit lmao

[jeffskinnerswh0re]

between 2 stalls…literally