#st*rkers do not interact

[thunderlingcloudie0fficial]

What your favorite Spider-Man(Peter’s) ship says about you

Mary Jane x Peter/Spidey: As basic as this ship is you’re not basic you’re just a logical realistic non-risk-talking probably will name their child Brad person and I am okay with you

Gwen Stacey x Peter/Spidey: You’re really like turning fluff into angst or a bit delusional and probably you’re favorite cinematic Spider-Man is Andrew Garfield,you’re also probably really sweet and kind

MJ(Michelle Jones)/ x Peter/Spidey :You 100% like the Tom Holland movies and don’t care about what anyone says(same) you’re favorite dynamic is ‘She was a punk x He did ballet’ and ‘Tall queen x Short king’ a lot don’t ya? You also like how awkward they were at the start and find it really realistic and relatable which is kinda refreshing for a fictional Hollywood couple in your opinion also if Tom and Zendaya broke up you’ll stop believing in love(MCU Spider-Man or general Mcu fans interact)

Felicia/Black Cat x Pete/Spidey: I know little to no knowledge about this ship but you probably like ‘Are we fighting? Are we flirting’ dynamic(and probably smut)

Wade/Deadpool x Petey/Spidey: You ether like Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man or a comic fan,you are in love with making everything gay and see no problem with that which is cool,you also like hurt/comfort a lot by that I mean you’re obsessed with it, also insecure Wade and ‘I only care about the inside’ Peter is your Roman Empire(I don’t ship it but the fan base is huge so might as well make the writing huge as well)

Bobby/Ice man x Peter/Spidey: I have little to no knowledge to this ship or Ice man in general to the point I had to search his real name. I know Ice man appeared in a few Spider-Man shows and comics. Came after reading a one Reddit post about their relationship . They might not be as close in the comic but NOTHING will stop you from shipping them

St@rker or Miles x Peter: dni and please stay away from me

Johnny Storm/Human torch x Peter/Webs:oh you’re cool,I like you. You’re a big fan of ���Rivals to lovers’. You jump up and down when you see a blonde x brunette couple and is ether a ride or die fan since 200 B.C or just came after watching Deadpool and Wolverine. Your also ether a Tom holland movies fan(I love you) or a comic fan ALSo do you prefer them as young adults or teenagers?

Parksborn: You are delusional. VERY delusional. A thing I noticed is this ship is shipped in every version of Spider-Man,heck! Even in the MCU even though there is no evidence of Harry but you still ship it therefore you and your friends delusional mind have yearned my respect bravo. You also live for the ‘Rich boy x Their street rat’ dynamic

Honorable mentions:

Comic: SpideyDevil(Matt x Pete),Flash x Peter(I forgot the name-),Chad x Peter(from Marvel Aventures)

MCU: Parley/Parkner(Harley x Peter)

[incorrectmarvelquotesss]

Welcome to my 1000 followers celebration! I don't even know how so many of you decided to follow me and give me support throughout these few past years. This is crazy enough as it is but honestly can't get my head down from the clouds sometimes. This blog has become one of my safe places, even though sometimes there are things I wish I hadn't seen, and all of you make it that way. I don't know how many of the thousand still interact with my blog and how many are just there, but I really do appreciate every single one of you. If I could I would message every blog following me.

I wanted to do something a bit more “me” I guess. Seeing that this blog started just for incorrect marvel quotes (literally in the name) I decided that you should be able to make your drabbles/oneshots/series based on an incorrect quote that I have posted. I thought it would be fun, but I did give the option of regular prompts and some fun AUs are listed below as well. Most prompts and AUs have been found on Pinterest.

If you don’t want to participate, please consider reblogging! It might give others a chance to maybe escape their writer’s block as writing challenges have often done for me!

Rules:

Send me an ask or message with which incorrect quote/prompt you are using. Please make sure to add it at the beginning or bold it.

If you are not participating, can you please reblog for signal boost? I would really appreciate it. 

You can pick an MCU character. You can also do any MCU ships, but no incest like Th*rki or St*rker. 

You could also branch out to other fandoms!

Use any of the incorrect quotes or prompts written below

Two people per prompt/incorrect quote

Three prompts per person and one incorrect quote per person

AUs are completely optional (but definitely encouraged)

It can be a drabble, oneshot, or series

Warnings must be given properly. Any warnings that you may have missed, I will let you know and please do add it. In addition to this, I will not be accepting any dark!fics and/or any rape or anything of the sort. If you want to run something by me, by all means go ahead. 

Lastly, please tag me @incorrectmarvelquotesss and add the tag #loveys1kcelebration

Incorrect Quotes

“When you close both of your eyes, you see darkness, but when you close one you see nothing.” / *closes one eye before reopening it* / “Did you just wink at me, you big flirt?”

“This is my life now. I have climbed this hill am now I shall die upon it.” / “Shut up. We’ve only been hiking for twenty minutes.”

“Why are you still here?” / “Because I care about you, you asshole.” (@nekoannie-chan)

“You can’t love someone unless you love yourself first.” / “Bullshit. I have never loved myself, but you? Oh god, I love you so much I forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“So, what do ya think? Good idea, right?” / “Whatever floats your titanic.” / “The titanic sank.” / “Yeah, just like your IQ did when you came up with that idea.”

“I’m so hot.” / “Yeah, you—” / *moves to stand in front of the fan* / “—I mean, yeah. It’s hot in here.”

“Stop doing that.” / “Doing what?” / “Saying things that make me want to kiss the hell outta you.”

“You’re so hot.” / “Okay?” / “I’m falling for you and so is my zipper.”

“Where are you going?” / “Hell, most likely.”

“Stop yelling at me or I swear to god I’m gonna fall in love with you!” / *starts yelling louder* or *stops yelling*

Other Prompts

“Lean on me.” / “For support?” / “Yeah, why else?” (@marvellingdaydreams)

“Stay with me. Don’t close your eyes.”

“There’s a bullet in you. You got shot. I can see it.” / ��I can feel it.”

“I want you to come if you can.”

“Stay away from her/him/they. She’s/He’s/They’re mine.”

“Stop glaring, sweet cheeks. I know you want me.”

“I hate that you’re so mad at me, but you look so hot right now.”

“Just date already! Even the cat/dog want you to date at this point.”

“Half of this city wants you dead.” / “Wow. A month ago, the whole city wanted me dead. Things are looking up.” (@nekoannie-chan)

“You’re drunk.” / “I’m still sober enough to kill you darling, so don’t push your luck.”

AUs (optional)

“You’re overdue on this book and I really want it so I’m tracking you down” AU

“When you told me your name I thought you were joking so I made a joke and started laughing before I realized it really was your name and now we’re stuck in awkward silence while I figure out how to apologize” AU

“You were waving at your friend behind me but I got confused and waved at you and now I’m dying of embarrassment but you think I’m cute” AU

“I was just getting my laundry done but then I saw you putting in what seemed like a bunch of clothes stained in blood so now I’m kind of terrified of you” AU

“Our pets banged and now mine is expecting so I should probably get to know your name and figure out what we’re doing because this isn’t cheap” AU

— masterlist —

Different Escape Plan - Steve Rogers By @nekoannie-chan

Things Are Looking Up - Brock Rumlow By @nekoannie-chan

[superherotiger]

 After many hours and nights spent working on this comic for my Outlaw Irondad AU, Dear Fellow Traveller, I’m so excited to finally be sharing this artwork with you all! It’s probably one of the biggest art projects I’ve taken on in a while, and I’m so glad I did because it’s been so much fun bringing my favourite Western Bois to life! Thank you to all my friends who cheered me on as I worked on this, and if you like it, please consider reblogging or commenting as it really fuels my inspiration to create more! <3

Thank you all, and I love you 3000!

-Superherotiger

(Textless version under the cut)

[aq2003]

a reminder that if you ship kakashi with any of his students please do not interact and also block me

[multiverse-irondad-july]

Important Reminder

 Hello everyone, this is just a reminder that Villainous July is a strictly Irondad and Spiderson event, and that st*rker is not allowed in any form as stated in the rules for this event. For this reason, we will also not be promoting or gifting prizes to blogs with pro-st*rker content.

[madmadmilk]

lol i just saw the most HEINOUS st*rker post ever lmao i can't–– whats wrong u with u guys lmao why would u romanticize that ahhahaha EW

[marvel-lous-things]

So turns out we were robbed

[ephemeralstark]

14 with Tony talking to Peter and Harley (or Morgan, or all three, up to you! I just feel like Pete and Harley work better lol) please :D ❤

“Just yank it through,”Peter mumbled through a clenched jaw, “I really don’t care anymore, just get itover with.”

“I’m not going to yank it.” Harley replied, carefully pullingthe thread.

“This hurts more.” Peter whined.

“Well, maybe, in the future you could avoid getting stabbed, howabout that?” Harley snapped. “That wouldn’t hurt.”

“It’s not a stab, it’s a slice.” Peter argued. “I was sliced at.”

“Regardless of what you want to call it, you’re hurt and I’mdoing the one thing I told you I never wanted to do.” Harley said, waving hisneedle and thread at Peter, a look of irritation marring his handsome features.

“Look, I’m sorry, Harls, I really am. You know I would have doneit myself if I could have.” Peter said, dropping all complaints as he apologisedto Harley. “It’s just in a really awkward place.”

“You’re telling me,” Harley muttered as he continued to stitchthe gash that was oozing blood on Peter’s lower back.

“I mean, I probably would have managed with a couple of mirrors anda few breaks between stitches.” Peter defended.

“Uh huh,” Harley murmured, unimpressed, “you would have bled outon a really expensive carpet.”

“Nuh uh, I would have done it in the workshop or the kitchen. Somewherewhere blood can be easily mopped up.”

“You’re a moron.” Harley said, rolling his eyes. “Now hold stillwhile I finish these stitches.

Peter grimaced and held in his moans of pain and complaints as Harleycontinued to close the wound on his back. For someone who hated the sight ofblood, his hand felt quite steady as he helped Peter, it was impressive. In fact,Peter was convinced that if it wasn’t for the sharp, tugging pain of thestitches, he could have fallen asleep while Harley mended his wounds.

“I heal fast.” Peter mumbled into the cushion on the couch wherehe was lying face down.

“So I’ve heard.” Harley said. “Yet, here we are.”

“Sometimes the wounds need a little helping hand to close up,especially the deeper ones.” Peter explained.

“You told me this wasn’t deep, you fully insisted on it.”

“It’s not,” Peter said with a shrug, Harley placed a settlinghand on his back to warn him not to move anymore as he jabbed the needle inagain, “it’s just wide.”

“Just wide.” Harley muttered, shaking his head. “You know, it’sa damn good thing you-”

CRASH

“Alright, which one of you idiots left yourshoes out for me to trip over again?” A voice called.

“Uhh,” Peter panicked glancing overhis shoulder at Harley who was frozen, fingers tinted with blood.

“We’re doomed.” Harley declared tightly.

“No doomed, just, uh…”

“Doomed.”

“Yup.”                                      

“Harley?”Mr. Stark called out. “Pete- what the fuck?”

“You shouldn’tsay that, not in front of the Peter, he’s too young.” Harley said as seriouslyas someone in his position could.

“Hey!” Peterprotested, ruining any distraction Harley may have provided. “We’re the sameage.”

“I know, youcomplete idi-”

“Both ofyou, be quiet,” Mr. Stark interrupted, “wait, no. Ignore that. One of you two tell me exactly what I’m looking at?”  

“Well, yousee-” Peter started but was soon cut off.

“Nope, notyou.” Mr. Stark said. “You twist the truth. Harley, you’re up.”

“Peter camehome bleeding everywhere, and I’m stitching him up.” Harley said simply.

“What thehell are you using?” Mr. Stark asked.

“Um, aneedle? And some thread, I guess.” Harley said with a shrug.

“Did thefact that there’s a med bay in this building occur to either of you? It hasqualified professionals? It’s open 24/7? Does that ring any bells?” Mr. Stark asked,pinching his nose and breathing deeply.

“Well, uh,”Peter didn’t have a good answer for him.

“How about the actual suturing kits we have inthe kitchen store cupboard?” Mr. Stark continued.

“Ah,” Harleymuttered, looking at the needle and thread in his hands.

“There’seven gloves in there.”

“Yeah, theyprobably would have been a good idea.” Peter agreed, looking at Harley’s redstained hands.

“I’m done. I’mout.” Mr. Stark muttered as he backed out of the room. “Peter go to the med bay.Harley wash your hands.”  

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I hope you enjoyed! 

send a number from this list and i will write a short drabble!! 

[robertdowneyjjr]

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen in my life. like damn yeah, go ahead and block us please you’d be doing us a favor.

anyway here’s that list of normal people with blogs that don’t fetishize a father-son relationship between a 50yo and 15-20yo and are super outspoken about it if y’all are looking for new people to follow!

[starkravinghazelnoots]

Peter: Happy, I sent Mr. Stark too many memes and now he isn't talking to me.

Happy: Enjoy it while it lasts.

[pepperony3000-archive]

Making an anti-starker post and getting hate for it from starkers is so meaningless... like, where did you find me caring about what you think, honey? Wouldn’t have made the post if I did.

Oh gosh... so I am dead exhausted right now and read this wrong and I thought you thought I was a st*rker shipper and I was like WAT? HOW??? MY OPINIONS ON THE SUBJECT ARE VERY CLEAR!!!

Anyway now that I understand the words that I am reading (after the fifth try):

It really is ridiculous.

St*rker shippers are just... small minded. I’d say that they just want attention, but I genuinely think that’s too nice.

People who want attention are the people who ship things because it’s two attractive people shoving their faces together, and then attack anybody who prefers one of the attractive person with a “less attractive” person.

St*rkers go beyond that.

I can not and will not believe that these people actually have fully functional human brains, because only literal animals could be this stupid and disgusting.

st*rker is pedophilia, which is already disgusting, but then they seem to be okay with shipping Tony WITH HIS LITERAL FOUR YEAR OLD DAUGHTER because “incest is a royal tradition”, which is even worse because it’s incest AND pedophilia, and then they think that we are going to care about their opinions???

SERIOUSLY???

Honey, I would rather go to a goat for legal assistance than go to st*rker shippers for help in tying my shoes. I could at least trust the goat to behave like a goat.

These people? They look like human beings, but they behave like the lowest form of monster, and they clearly have an iq level that a koala would point and laugh at.

And it’s disgusting.

And honestly? Hate from a st*rker is really actually a compliment. If a st*rker told me that they respected me, I would immediately do my best to destroy that respect because I must be doing something wrong if I somehow managed to gain the respect of an abuse-apologetic pedophile-supporting brainless monster.

[westanabadguy]

It really be like that sometimes

MCU fans: HoW DArE YoU ShIp PeTEr WiTh An ADuLT?!?!?! He’S UnDeRaGE U PeDo!!!

Me, writing about the comic book Peter who’s a full grown fucking adult almost in his 30s:

[declanisms]

So apparently st*rkers can’t fucking read and no one is surprised

[superherotiger]

I know that they only showed Peter’s side of the dusting so we could see how distressed and afraid he was in the moment, but gosh what I wouldn’t give to have had a shot from Tony’s side as he holds him. The panic. The dread. The creeping realisation that he’s about to lose his kid...

[multiverse-irondad-july]

Villainous July has come to an end!

 July has passed, and with it, so concludes our villainous event! Thank you to every amazing creator who participated and thank you to everybody who showed support and enthusiasm for all who were involved throughout the month! It’s been such a joy watching the amazingly creative takes you all came up with for our favourite father and son duo, and we hope you will join us again next year for another multiverse event!

 Congratulations to all the winners of the event who were able to turn so many of the prompts into wonderful creations of their own, and we hope you enjoyed the event as much as we did! Remember to put the links to all of your creations in a masterpost (including the prompts that they fulfilled) and tag this blog so that we can continue to share your incredible works and gift you with a prize if you’ve met the requirements!

 As for the lovely audience who has joined us, remember to support the authors and creators who participated with heart, reblogs, and comments of love! And even though July is over, everybody is free to continue using the prompt list and create as many villainous works as they please! 

A final big thank you to everybody who participated and supported this event along the way, and we love you 3000!!!

[melodystardust]

wow look at these

Facts