#ssvsss

[coldcrypt]

ok the 24 hr fast starts now at 5pm, wish me luck. I've had ~550 cal so far today, just gonna go for a run to see if I can get my phone back and then lie around watching my disordered eating playlist on youtube for motivation

[schizochasm]

Somebody Recomend things to watch.

I am on rewatch 5 of SsVsSs

[whitepawn]

Here’s some lazy info cards about characters in my superhero!au

Shen Yuan

Professor in Cang Qiong University (sinse they only know about his clairvoyance he teaches young adults (no child will be put in danger here) how to actually use their dusty brain cells in a fight instead of punchin real hard)

Abilities: clairvoyance + appearance changing (this one is secret) + making any tissue-like object sharp (this one's secret too)

Yes, Luo Binghe was his student until he quit to become the sexy bad boy he’s trying to appear as (he’d convinsed almost everyone but his Shizun and us ofc as he knows that Binghe is nothing but a very good boy (with a bit of sass ngl)

All of Cang Qiong cool squad™ rely oh him very much as well as cares about him being very tiny sleepy smartpants who needs to be constantly checked on (they refuse to admit he really doesn’t)

Shang Qinghua is his not-having-flashy-ability-to-show-off best buddy (nerd squad)

Shen Yuan wants to believe that he’s like Bruce Wayne with his cool alter ego, but even he understands that he’s more of a brokeass Peter Parker.

Despite his clairvoyance, high intelligence and sharp mind he’s so oblivious like guys

Everyone thinks he’s cute when in reality he’s “Accccctually🤓”

Liu Qingge

№1 Strongest superhero by user2305980714 and about 70% of internet (popular boi)

Abilities: super strength + martial arts

Not a people person so his stans like him only for his looks (pretty boi)

Can actually be really dramatic 

Good at punchin real hard

Juicy (yeah that’s all)

Sigma with the boys, shy with crush 

Has a little like we would belive this bullshit crush on Shen Yuan

Luo Binghe is his rival till death

I would kiss him in the cheek (respectfully)

Luo Binghe

Beefy fluffy buffy curly curvy boy

Abilities: dreams controlling + demon aura

Those big doe eyes (for his Shizun only)

Not only his eyes are big 😏😳 

Squishy muscles juicy ass

Then first got into the Cang Qiong University Luo Binghe thought his only ability is lame dream controlling, then found out he’s actually pretty badass he dropped out of university to master his povers among the bad dudes™

Has huge crush on Shen Yuan 

After quitting university and becoming ✨evil✨ he’s still visiting his Shizun very fucking often as he’s worrying something might happen to him 

Feels a great lot of jealousy towards all Cang Qiong head members (first place to Liu Qingge)

Pls god I want to have him as a bodypillow am I asking for too much???

Mobei-jun

Is in the bad dudes™ 

You want him to crush you and DON’T YOU DARE LIE TO ME i know what you are

Strong 

Giant thigs 

Then frowning add 10 to attractiveness (99% of the time)

Is an “ally” with Shang Qinghua  

Said Shang Qinghua is so much his type

Is into sloppy nerds 

Figths with bare hands (+ ice powers) wich is hot (haha hot)

Abilities: ice powers + portal opening

Grumpy and growly

Nobody has ever seen him smiling, he’s capable of it though... I think

Shang Qinghua

Imagine a really smart raccoon, that’s basically him

Ability: reality changing (sounds cool? well it’s not)

His ability is limited af (that’s why he uses his brain so much)

Sexy brain, okay everything else

Is short and chubby (coz he’s a raccoon)

Had been simping over Mobei from the beginning of times

Then he sees Mobei fighting, Shang Qinghua uses his ability to rip Mobeis clothes here and there a bit more, make his hair lay even sexier and soooo on

“Boobs are so fine- wait you were talking about girls?”

Mobei-jun is the man of his dream

He and Shen Yuan are playing mind games all the tim, trying to outsmart eachover

I would provide him with snacks and listen to him talking for hours (as well as Mobei would)

[rarepears]

LQG, returning from his secret mission to find a Qing Jing peak burned to the ground. Immediately riding to his own peak, only to find it pretty much fine. His disciples are still in shock as he leaves the peak, trying to find SJ to ask what happened (and make sure he's okay).

Liu Qingge:

Cang Qiong:

[xiaokuer-schmetterling]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luò Bīnghé/Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū Characters: Luò Bīnghé, Shěn Yuán | Shěn Qīngqiū Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Roommates, Didn't Know They Were Dating, Academia, Jealousy Summary:

Shang Qinghua finally convinces Shen Qingqiu to get, and use, Tantan (China's IP-rip-off answer to Tinder). Luo Binghe is less than thrilled with this development.

[imbetterthanthiss]

୨୧ Current Weight Plan ୨୧

Because I'm Going for What I Really Want Instead of What's "Realistic"

22 Days to Lose 9.3lb (.42lb Per Day)

CW: 124.2lb on May 4th

GW1: 120.5lb on May 13th

GW2: 117.9lb on May 19th

GW: 114.9lb on May 26th

Guidelines For Myself

୨୧ 700-1000 Food Intake (Do Not Subtract Workout Calories)

୨୧ Liquids Only, The Second I Chew Anything It's Over, Plus I'll Have a New Piercing to Care For

୨୧ 5 Water Bottles or 85oz Per Day Add Salt to 1 Bottle, Avoid Soda When Possible

୨୧ Complete a Walking Workout or Walk Outside For One Hour (Minimum 3 Miles)

୨୧ Find Some Full Body Calisthenics Workout, Plus 50 Squats, Incline Pushups, Flutter Kicks, Sit Ups, Bike Crunches, Plank Holds

୨୧ 18:6 Daily

୨୧ Before Eating Chose Three, Drink an Entire Water Bottle, Watch ErictheElectric Videos or SSvsSS for 30 Minutes, Read for 10 Min, Hot Ginger Tea or Coffee (Not After 3pm,) Tidy 20 Minutes, or Set a 40 Minute Timer (How Long Hunger Pains Last)

[whitepawn]

Moshang superhero!au

Shang Qinghua wasn't lucky by common standards. Well there was always the need to dig deeper then it comes to Shang Qinghua. At first he seems like someone who would be envied dy less fortunate: had a really really nice place in Cang Qiong, was gifted with power of changing reality, got to hand out with the coolest people possible. That was the first layer. The second is: a guy with ability that is hard to get the use of, tons of work, no personal life, even in close future. Then comes the third layer: a man of a grate wit, who successfully mastered seemingly lame ability and fully deserved his place among the strongest. Fourth: ah wait he's a nerd and forever alone. Fifth: he has a crush on WHO?

And the list can go on and on. Shang Qinghua was a mistery. Was he a traitor for allying with supervillain Mobei-jun? Was he really all this nerdy? Is he like gay or something?

And here we have Mobei-jun. People don't seem to have problems with reading him. Approximately you'll need about three seconds to understand all you need to know about him. He's dangerous, powerful, brutal, hot (in a cold way) and wouldn't even notice if he crushed you dead. That's basically how he is. But there's always room for more. Even to his own surprise. Mobei-jun is currently on his way of developing into a mature adult, rather than overpowered giant angsty teen. He's soon to find out that he can be caring, patient, thoughtful, protective and even weak.

But now all we have is Shang Qinghua, exhaustedly falling on his soft amazing bed. Or is he? The very moment he expected himself to be buried in his blanket he seemingly just feel right through his bed, blanket wrapping around him like a trash bag. His fall wasn't to long though. He only had time to group himself a little, before his back met the bouncy material. Shang Qinghua started wiggling himself free and after he did, he started with a great shock at Mobei-jun, who was staring back at him. His slightly raised brows were giving away how much he was took off guard. Mobei-jun seemed just to casually sit on his couch with an open laptop, home clothing – really fancy ones – on.

"I.." started Shang Qinghua. "I told you many times to not open portals in my apartment." He saw Mobei-jun furrowing and instantly lost all his attitude. "Am I needed, Dawang?"

Mobei-juns furrow deepened. "Yes." Was all he said, as he opened something on his laptop and gave it over to Shang Qinghua. In reality, he was very much surprised by his power's outburst. He didn't had this random portal opening situations since he was in middle school. Was he dripping so deep in his thoughts it came to thinking about Qinghua and actually summoning him?

"Ugh, I know this is no problem for you, Dawang" whined Shang Qinghua, wrapping himself up with his blanket. His fingers though started typing as he leaned over Mobei's laptop and started working. "I was so close to sleeping my hunger over." He muttered to himself as if didn't even noticing Mobei-jun was paying him all his attention.

It wasn't really late, especially for Shang Qinghua who would easily spend half of the night scrolling through his phone or writing something. The fact that he really was going to sleep meant that today he really wore himself off. Mobei-jun almost felt guilty for taking sleep Shang Qinghua was aiming for away by this embarrassing accident. Maybe he should've send him back. But he didn't want him to leave. The all reason why he mindlessly opened a portal to Shang Qinghuas apartment was because he wanted him to be here. Just to silently admire his presence. But it turned... Exactly like he wanted. Shang Qinghua was here, and Mobei-jun got to just feel good in his company. But Shang Qinghua was exhausted, tired and hungry, probably sleep deprived too.

That's definitely not how Mobei-jun want him to feel. He opened the delivery app on his phone and ordered some noodles Shang Qinghua liked. He then stood up from the couch and went into his bedroom to make a call. Mobei-jun called one of his minions for them to organise the fastest delivery possible, and after ten minutes a really terrified delivery worker was at his door.

Shang Qinghua haven't moved since he started working so, then Mobei-jun placed a plastic bowl of noodles on the table, his head tilted up and his eyes went wide and glowy.

"You should eat." Stated Mobei-jun sitting back on the couch near Shang Qinghua.

"Dawang!" Shouted Shang Qinghua while looking like all life was slowly returning back to him. "Thank you. This lowly one will never forget you kindness."

Mobei-jun let out a quiet grumpy growl wich made Shang Qinghua huff a laugh in amusement as took a mouthful of noodles. Mobei-jun had ordered himself some grilled meat with vegetables so Shang Qinghua wouldn't be embarrassed of being only one who eats. It was fine, Mobei-jun would gladly spend some extra time in the gym tomorrow.

They ate in comforting silence. Mobei-jun was dealing with some usual mess his subordinates would cause in this time of night by sending several messages to the most responsible ones. Shang Qinghua did pretty much the same but he somehow had the ability to get Mobei's men moving even faster. That was one of many reasons why Mobei-jun valued him as ally.

An hour and a half passed as they sat unmoving, to preoccupied with work. Shang Qinghua usually disliked doing something for long time without change, especially work. But he treated ruling mob as a really nice hobby. More of it, having fully concentrated Mobei-jun near him helped steadying Shang Qinghua's wild mind so he could work for that long without being distracted.

For Mobei-jun, who totally preferred actually being on the field than commanding over a bunch of idiots, he tolerated it many times better then Shang Qinghua was beside him. His pure interest in making Mobei's men doing things reminded Mobei-jun that controlling all of them is actually cool and not pain in the ass all the time. He found the feeling flattering. So he was pretty productive this evening until he noticed that something went strange. He lifted his eyes from his phone and noticed that Shang Qinghua seemingly had fallen asleep wrapped up in his blanket, open laptop in his hands.

Mobei-jun looked around himself as if searching for something to tell him what to do now. He helplessly clenched and unclenched his fists while looking at peacefully sleeping Shang Qinghua. He then took his phone and sent new message but in entirely different tone. And to new contact. To Luo Binghe.

'My hero fell asleep on my couch, what do I do?' he typed.

'OMG Mobei go send me a pic NOW' Luo Binghe was as easily hyped about anything that had a slightest connection to Shen Yuan.

'Why?'

'BECAUSE!! You want my advice or no?'

Mobei-jun hesitated for a couple moments before taking an awkward shaky photo of sleeping Shang Qinghua and send it to Luo Binghe feeling his face warming up in response of this act. He then deleted the photo from his phone, letting Luo Binghe do whatever he wanted.

'Awww he's cute. Not as cute as Shizun tho... Anyways look at Shizun!' And Luo Binghe send him about 30 photos of Shen Yuan lying here and there asleep. Mobei-jun rolled his eyes and let out an irritated growl.

'Okay. You seem to be experienced in such things, good, now tell me what to do.'

'Yeah right. So it's all simple, your little guy looks pretty little so just scoop him and tuck him in. Double check if he's comfortable enough and leave a glass of water beside the bed.' Okay that was cheesy.

Mobei-jun just throwed his phone away.

It never was so difficult in the past. When things like this happened to his exes he always was okay with just leaving them where they were. But this wasn't the same. This was Shang Qinghua. His back already was a mess, he complained about it hurting from his office chair all the time. Mobei-jun just couldn't let him sleep like this, so his limbs will be numb then he wake up. Shang Qinghua wasn't like him, he wasn't built for being in uncomfortable position for a long time. He almost was fragile. It was knowledge that get Mobei-jun to long to get, so he made sure he learned it well.

He realised he was staying unmoving, towering over Shang Qinghua, practically starting at him for too long to be appropriate.

Finally he pulled himself together and reached out to take sleeping Shang Qinghua in his hands. As he carefully lifted him up, he noticed a few things. Shang Qinghua was heavy. Well of course he was, Shang Qinghua was a bit overweight, and now sleeping he made a real dead weight of himself. It wasn't like Mobei-jun had a struggle with holding him. Pretty much opposite. Mobei-jun had lifted many thing way heavier, so that wasn't the case. It just felt right to hold him. Shang Qinghua was warm and soft to the touch and actually feeling him in his arms was strangely comforting.

Mobei-jun cut himself on the place and opened a portal in Shang Qinghua's apartment. He didn't tucked him in, but he did make sure a glass of water was standing near his bed.

[rarepears]

Ask game title: the taste of your blood has got me worked up

Luo Bingge (PIDW) X Edward (Twilight) where Luo Bingge is Edward's singer but Luo Bingge can control anyone who consumes his blood... But Edward can also read Luo Bingge's mind.

So that's a very fun mess.

[check out other fic ideas in the #made up fic title ask game]

[lydia-an0rexiaa]

Things to do when you start thinking about food and convincing yourself it's ok to eat:

1. remind yourself of why you started again (reasons y I started again-) A. I gained everything back and I didn't destroy myself for nothing B. I don't deserve it, eating is dirty and C. I need control, control feels amazing and ik it.

2. Look at all the THINSPO, MEANSPO!! saved to your phone or Pinterest. Watch SSvsSS, watch skins, watch the 'thin' documentary on yt.

3. Distract yourself, (Eg-watching the shows listed above^), drink a shit tone of water or salt water, tram- have a bad comedown.

[fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucc]

Lowkey I think I stopped losing weight because I ran out of new episodes of SSvsSS, My big fat diet show, and secret eaters.. honestly.. c’mon England give me some new diet shows

[fadeintoperfection]

THE BEST FEELING WHEN U FIND A SSVSSS EP U HAVENT SEEN JGKO;DNFK

[blueeyedblondieperfectbody]

SSvsSS: she only eats half a piece of toast and two pieces of gum a day

SSvsSS 3 seconds later: her total calories daily is 1700

[oristhereanyone]

who even reads this, 29.4.2020

well, i’m lonely. yes, social distancing might add into that as i cant even hang out with people in uni. i only talked to my uni friends once as in today for 5 minutes for a lesson segment. but my actual friends? i am the odd one out in both groups, i feel misplaced as well. so what do i do?

starve, work out, cry and watch ssvsss.

[whitepawn]

Trailer for my superhero!au & wip fic "Soon to be powerless"

With a light whistle, berely possible to hear, something small was thrown in the direction of roof of the building. The next second the edge of the building fell of, revealing the perfectly smooth cut. It almost fell on the hero, borrowing his underneath. But right before the hero was smashed, the loud cracking sound roared through the air as hero punched the piece of wall, blowing it into dust. As the cloud of dust settled down the hero – very good looking man in white – appeared, covered in grey crumbs. He briefly searched his surroundings then muttered to himself. "Fuck, he got away."

[Name: Lui Qingge]

[Ability: super streigth + martial arts]

"He'd somehow reminded me of Shen Yuan" Lui Qingge tried to bottle his worry up as he sacked the dust of his robes and started walking towards quickly forming cheering crowd.

Two blocks away

Elegant man in green robes layed onto the wall slightly panting from very dangerous situation he was lucky to get out of. "Phew, if I'd stayed for a little longer, he'd recognise me." He knew that no-one was on the roof or too close to the place that sliced by his ability piece of building were supposed to crash on, but it still felt pretty lucky. A group of highschool girls passed by, giggling and shyly glancing at him. The man wasn't really familiar with dealing with such attention, but he'd shown nothing of embarrassment he felt as he hid his fase behind the fan he earlier used to slice concrete walls like a butter.

[Name: «Shen Qingqiu» – supervillain alter ego. Real name: Shen Yuan]

[Ability: turning any object into sharp blade (as Shen Qingqiu); clairvoyance (as Shen Yuan); appearance changing (unregistered)]

"Hey~" Shen Yuan heard right above his ear. He tensed up as he recognised the voice.

[Name: Luo Binghe]

[Ability: demon aura + dream controling]

Luo Binghe appeared seemingly out of nowhere, but Shen Yuan knew it was just his ability sharpened by years of trainings. He taught it him himself.

Luo Binghe lovered himself just enough to step in Shen Yuans personal space, as he whispered to whom he thought was just a stranger. "You want to take my place as the strongest supervillain? To bad I'm not letting this happen."

Binghe! Don't kill this master! You would never forgive yourself. And by the way I don't want to die too.

Shen Yuan furrowed a little as he concentrated on his power of clairvoyance.

If he stay unmoving for next three minutes, Luo Binghe will get bored and will kill him.

If he try to attack, Luo Binghe will start a long fight during which he'll figure out Shen Qingqius real identity.

The best way to get out of this is...

With his over hand Shen Yuan quietly opened another fan.

"You come here." Luo Binghe continued threatening him, which was quite useless since Shen Yuan knew him personally and was deeply aware of how sweet and fragile the man in front of him can be. "Sart a fight with my rival. And using this last name." He was furious.

Too bad this wasn't the situation then Shen Yuan could reassure and comfort him. With his hidden behind his back fan and heel of his 2,5 inch heeled shoes Shen Yuan sliced the shape of a triangle on the ground.

Luo Binghe is attacking!

But Shen Yuan already fell through the triangle shaped hole he made in the ground, avoiding being hit right in time. He fell into the abandoned-looking basement and made himself out. As he ran away he started to feel Luo Binghes demon aura searching for him.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

He used his clairvoyance once again.

Luo Binghe will ran into Liu Qingge and they both will be too preoccupied to follow him.

Just as he saw this he heard sounds of extreme fight right behind him.

Later that day

Shen Yuan was finally safe within his precious apartment. He firstly washed his makeup off. He wasn't particularly enjoying wearing one, it was okay, but it was fully just for masking him where his appearance changing couldn't. And it did a really good job.

He started at «his» now clean face in the mirror. Sharp features of a really handsome man. A little bit mean to his taste. Shen Yuan took off his heels, and now changed himself back to normal. He looked at himself as his hight from above average became below average aka short. His cheeks rounded as well as his eye shape, making him more of pretty now. His clothes size decreased as he loosed his muscle mass, so his green robes were too big on him now.

Shen Yuan changed into his home clothing made himself some green tea and went into the internet to search for today's news.

«NEW VILLAIN SPOTTED. He looks almost as beautiful as Luo Binghe. He seems pretty powerful too. Is he planning to overcome current Number One Supervillain Luo Binghe? Are we going to get rivals???»

«NEWBIE SUPERVILLAIN ATTACKED LIU QINGGE. Just moved into spotlight and right from the beginning tried to kill one of the strongest superheroes. This guy sure is ambitious. Is he trying to take Luo Binghes place as №1 pain in heroes' asses?»

«NEW SUPERVILLAINS NAME REVEAL. One of our correspondents got exclusive interview with a police officer. They stated that this new villain called himself SHEN QINGQIU. For some reason that name made all of the best™ of Cang Qiong really really angry. Though nobody seems to know the reason of it.»

«STUDENT OF CANG QIONG UNIVERSITY SARED WHY THE HEAD OF CANG QIONG HATES SHEN QINGQIU SO MUCH. So apparently there's a professor named Shen Yuan, who's a highly respected professional, even though his ability (whic the student refused to tell us about) isn't suitable for fighting. Cang Qiong seems to rely on him in many ways, so they took new Supervillains choice of a mane as a straightforward thread for their colleague.»

Shen Yuan closed his laptop furiously. "I only get caught on camera ONCE. And today I ran into both Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge. But I was on the spotlight for only two days, how did they make it into some conspiracy theory?" And just like that he decided that he's too old for this and headed to the kitchen to make himself more tea.

[feathercigarette]

So after my last post, that night my partner wanted takeout. That fucked up my weight. And that stretched me out and I was so hungry I ate like 10 biscuits in one day and I gained weight 🙃

Now my period has started and I always weigh more on that and idk why. So my weight today is barely under what it was before the weekend.

Yesterday I had a protein bar and a super light dinner and I STILL GAINED WEIGHT. 0.4lbs. How do I stop this??

I've basically been binge-watching SSvsSS and scrolling tumblr but I've seen everything at this point. All that's left is people who are already skinny who only have like 20lbs between their SW and GW and I feel like I have so far to go. I'm 80lbs down but still have like 50lbs to go. 3st8lb to loose before I can feel good and my partner is there having a mental breakdown because she's the heaviest she's ever been and she's still a really low weight. Like, can't she see that when she's chatting shit about her weight she's implying an awful lot more about what she thinks about me.

She's there chatting about making sure I don't "fall back into it" when I never got out of it. I just got sneaker.

Im thinking about saving cash and getting some gym equipment for at home. The gym here is so expensive and clearly I'm not doing enough with what I have at home. I just have to convince my partner its for a healthy reason and not because I wanna spend all day on a treadmil until im skinny.

[shejustwantstobehappy]

my day at a glance : gallon of water, count my calories, fast, get stoned, watch ssVSss or really gross mukbangs, weigh myself