#sry jirou but like just look at my boy

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Katsuki x Annie HCs

For @rat-suki , my goth mummy who’s not having the best few days recently. 

Idk what this is okay, you asked for it, and I provided. This is full-on braindead clown-foolery at it’s finest, sry to all the impending braincells lost. 

Have yall met Annie? First of all:

this bitch is ready to fight on sight. You walk into her because you weren’t looking? Your left nut’s gone, bye-bye!

Enter Katsuki. Have you seen this man without a wrinkle in his brow? A frown on his face?

So bomb boy’s just walking around town right, it’s 8:15pm and we know that’s dangerously close to his curfew. Annie’s out tryna quench her late-night boba craving, and by the miracle of plot fate, they end up on the same road.

Katsuki’s speedwalking to get home to make his primary school curfew. Annie’s glued to her phone, too busy trying to fend off suitors wooing Leese.

Of course they crash into each other! Did you expect them to not? That’d be against every God of clichés.

Annie’s glaring at him, thinking he’s giving her the stink-eye after he’s just crashed into her. She doesn’t know that’s just what his face looks like. Like, permanently.

Pan to a shot of the relatively quiet street, unsuspecting bystanders enjoying a relaxing evening out, until— is that a gang war? a kidnapping?

Nah, just Annie and Katsuki screaming at each other with an onslaw of words that have to be censored for my very PG blog.

“You knocked my boba over!”

“Well why weren’t you looking, dumbass!”

Anyways, an endless assault of curses that’ll put Urban Dictionary to shame later, Katsuki realizes he’s now only got 10 minutes before his stupid fucking curfew, and just tells her to meet him there tomorrow so he can make up for it.

(Because he’s actually a big softie, and he did feel bad for having spilt her drink everywhere. Until she started yelling at him. It was full too, that asshole.)

(He also never met someone who could out-scream him, RIP their vocal chords.) 

Lo and behold, their second meeting goes about as well as their first, except with maybe less aggression. (It’s because he’s her type, and Annie’s a dumbass.)

Fuck slow burn, fill in the blanks yourselves, but yall know the drill. They fall in love. 

Well, not exactly. 

More like a friendly rivalry that they’re both infatuated with.

One of those, friends: why do you care so much? If they’re so annoying, just ignore them. them: I CAN’T— I’LL BEAT THEM JUST WATCH ME. situations. We’re all annoyed, here.

Did I mention Annie’s a dumbass? 

Annie’s a chaotic, clumsy, booboo the fool ass clown. One that Katsuki can’t help but find fucking endearing ‘entertaining’.

He swears.

It’s just funny watching her make a fool out of herself— honestly, that’s all.

But have you ever witnessed two tsunderes at work? It’s like the two last brain cells trying to figure out how to send the right brain signals to your body, but then whacking yourself in the face by accident.

That’s what Katsuki and Annie are like; two oblivious idiots obsessed with each other who won’t admit it, not even when he’s balls deep in her puss— oops can’t say that on my PG blog!

They were having a screaming match, and Jirou complained that her eardrums are about to burst if they continue, so Denki and Kiri manhandles them into a room and lock them in. They’re screaming something like, ‘if you guys fuck maybe it’ll get all the pent up tension out.’

Katsuki’s thick as a brick, monkey brain only understanding competition, so he’s taking it as, ‘oh yeah? let’s see who can fuck better then’

Annie is the shocked Baku meme.

But they do it anyways, Seven Minutes style. (except with more pov action)

The squad pretends they don’t hear all the obnoxious moaning and grunting inside, because honestly, if this is what it’ll take for them to stfu, they’ll take it.

Katsuki comes out smug, thinks he’s won this shit, until Annie shows up that night with the strap. 

Who’s the bitch now?

On the real note, we know Katsuki’s a cocky brat, but who’s brave enough to call him out on his mistakes?

Annie, local Bad Bitch TM, that’s who. And that’s probably why he trusts her so much, not that he’d admit it.

He’s never had someone in his life who’s there and ready to tell him off when he’s wrong, someone who respects him enough to want what’s best for him.

Plus, if she goes too far and his poor ego’s wounded, he can just pound her into the bed as payback. It’s a win-win, really.