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Katsuki x Leese HCs

I uhhh have no excuses for this. This turned out so much longer than expected and I just?? Hope you don’t lose too many braincells hehe Inspired by our mutual obsession love for the Yakuza. For @lookslikeleese 3.5k! U make my kokoro doki doki ♡︎ \٩(๑`^´๑)۶/ ♡︎

So we all know Weese Leese as this saint, an angel sent from above, a pure soul that could do no wrong.

Leese, who puts up with our spamming, random bursts of thirst at 4am, answering everyone with nothing less than kind words straight out of a self-help book.

The reincarnation of Mother Theresa herself, if you will (minus the controversial problematic part)

Except I’m bout to blow your mind right now, cue the big TRIGGER WARNING: MIND BLOWING INFO AHEAD:

She’s a bit of a closet brat. No, not the kind that’s outwardly sassy, she’s just not a pushover. And maybe a lil stubborn.

Especially if someone who has no right to challenge her is speaking down to her.

See: 6’3, beeg beefy undercut Katsuki

Katsuki, who’s patrolling his district in the Kabukicho, making sure no one’s doing illegal business in his area, his property

He probably didn’t need two bodyguards with him, he could handle himself just fine. (He doesn’t know that they were just there to keep him in line, make sure he doesn’t blow up a hostess club because a man walked in who looked like Deku)

But it was a spectacle to see either way, three massive tatted men storming down the rowdy streets like it’s nobody’s business— (soon there might be none left if they keep scaring the fucking customers away)

Don’t get impatient, we’ll tie them together somehow I promise, and no they’re not going to fight over spilt boba this time

(Or any mugging of any kind, though that’s a good fuckin trope that I will shamelessly re-use)

Weese Leese is walking home from work, and sees some sketchy men in a dingy alleyway in sunglasses and suits— she knew right away that they were Top Tier suspy

I mean, if the way they were trying to coerce an innocent-looking girl in school uniform didn’t already give it away, the sunglasses at 8pm definitely did the job.

So Weese Leese took her whole Mother Theresa, Thou Shalt Not Hurt an Innocent Girl (pls no one religious attack me please) ass over

Because she’s too good for this world, honestly

Can’t help but jump in to try and help someone in potential danger, she knew it all too well herself.

Of course the men flip out, screaming at her to fuck off or take the poor girl’s spot

(for the sake of this AU we’re going to pretend that either we all speak fluent anime Japanese or it’s in English, plotholes be damned)

This is when Big Boss Katsuki comes marching in, wide as the alleyway itself, and—

Doesn’t come to Weese Leese’s aid, SIKE yall thought he was gonna be a knight in shining armour?

Nah, he’s pissed that a random woman is sticking her nose in somewhere she doesn’t belong

There’s a lot of ‘aniki’s and ‘oyabun’s and ‘kumicho’s going around, and Weese Leese has seen enough Yakuza movies fantasized about enough tatted men with missing pinkies to understand that she fucked up

Sort of.

This 200lbs of pure muscle of a man is the Head of Some Family, probably, and like, yeah, realistically she should be flittering in fear, but the only thing she’s getting are fanny flutters (alliteration or whatever, we out here)

BUT how much she wants to fuck this man still doesn’t excuse the fact that his subordinates were trying to force a (most-likely) underage girl into fuck-knows-what

So when Katsuki, in true aggressive on-brand fashion, practically roars out a

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing, woman? Stay in your lane, this is my business”

She actually, to everyones surprise, retorts:

“Maybe teach your subordinates to use their brains a lil and pick out someone who’s not clearly underage and still in uniform next time, then.”

So now we’re back to the beginning, end of the: record scratch, freeze frame, ‘Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here’ sequence

Told you it’d all tie together, sans-boba

Back to the show:

Katsuki’s fucking shocked, kinda impressed, but mostly pissed off that some ‘stupid woman’ is talking back to him telling him how to run his business

Weese Leese is… kind of terrified, mostly turned on though, because her brain’s wiring must’ve gotten tangled when she turned into this alleyway.

Sucks for him because she had a point, and Katsuki’s not fucking blind— he can see the uniform clearly on this stupid girl’s body.

They deal with it some Yakuza way, I’ll spare yall the details and me the work of doing research and writing more nonsensical irrelevant waffle (because weese has the attention span of a 3 year old and doesn’t like long drawn out narratives boohoo)

Cut scene back to Katsuki, his two irrelevant bodyguards, and Weese Leese, stood alone in the alleyway.

He’s fuming because she’s demanding an apology for his attitude, his bodyguards are only slightly worried they might have to repave the alleyway (again), and Weese Leese is…

scanning any sliver of exposed skin for some yummy scary tattoos

Long story short, one long passive aggressive (from Leese’s end), straight up aggressive (from Katsuki’s end), argument later, he swallows his pride and offers her a drink at a local bar he owns as a means of apology.

because he’s not saying those words

(also to flex, he’s a proud bastard, he is)

We’ve all read Weese Leese’s hcs about drunk! Leese right? So we know how bold she is?

And how touchy she is and how her brain-to-mouth filter takes a holiday on a Caribbean island so she’s spouting shit like ‘show me your tattooooooos’ and not noticing how he’s blushing in response?

Drunk! Leese gets too drunk, and conveniently loses her keys (she just can’t find them, dont worry we’re not losing deposit money here) so in true Josei manga fashion, he takes her to a hotel 

(THAT HE OWNS, HE OWNS EVERYTHING, OYABUN KATSUKI COMING THROUGH)

Because he can’t take her back to his, obviously. Not only is that embarrassing but also dangerous.

(Not that he cares what happens to her, obviously)

Stupid fucking tsundere

Do they diddle the do at the hotel? You decide, but they definitely diddle the do the next morning when she wakes up, sees him splayed on the bed on his stomach and she absentmindedly traces over the back-piece he’s got.

Yeah, he’s for a back-piece. It’s entirely self-indulgent, I don’t care. He’s also got all ten of his fingers because I say so.

And he wakes up with a raging boner mighty need and a half naked girl in his bed caressing the muscles on his back and

BLEEP

Insert censor bar here.

He doesn’t admit that he likes her, of course he doesn’t. Do you even know how tsunderes work?

He just thinks she’s nice, and comforting, let’s him be loud and angry all he wants, but can also stand her own ground and so, so lovely fun to be around. She’s great company, that’s all.

The head of a house needs a woman to play around with, right? That’s what all his shateis say (see: Yakuza term for younger brothers)

So what if they don’t buy their women flowers, take them to fancy dinners at restaurants they own, pound them against the penthouse windows of hotels they own, and begrudgingly take hot soaks in the fancy marble bathtubs the morning after.

He’s just better than them, that’s all.

He’s always the best at what he does, always has to be #1, so courting a woman shouldn’t be any different.

It’s not until his shateis poke fun at how soft he’s become and asks him when he’s inviting her to move in when he realizes—

fuck.

He’s in too deep.

But there’s something special about fucking his woman on the ancient tatami flooring of the house, (he’d only had to replace two holes, so he’s doing alright to be fair) 

Or outside on the wooden planks of the hallway, legs pushed down to her ears as he plows her in front of the judging eyes of the Koi fish in the Japanese garden.

Or having her parade around in clothes he chooses for her, proudly displaying her as his. And so they live happily ever after, Yakuza movie style.

They might pop out an heir within the next two years, but that’s all for the better, right? Gotta continue the bloodline and whatnot.

edit: weese made a picrew with yakuza! katsuki

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@baku-no-alt @saratour OUR LORE QUESTIONS DISCUSSED IN MORE DETAIL

mina: *born w pink ass skin, black eyes, and fucking horns*

her parents: haha welp guess she developed a quirk of looking fuckin rad, we dont have to worry about any future quirk this is it mhm yep

mina, 4 years old: sprays fucking acid from her litle baby hands

minas parents:

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No Context Harem Discourse

Apologies in advance, but not really ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

without further ado, please enjoy under the cut

bonus degen points if you can guess who it’s about.

creds to uhhh (in order of appearance): @rat-suki​ , @enjifuckersupreme​ , @theygottheircages​ , @baku-no-alt​ // @blahkugo​ , @red-riot-girl642​ , @saratour​ , @lookslikeleese​ , @sanguinekeigo​

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Katsuki x Annie HCs

For @rat-suki , my goth mummy who’s not having the best few days recently. 

Idk what this is okay, you asked for it, and I provided. This is full-on braindead clown-foolery at it’s finest, sry to all the impending braincells lost. 

Have yall met Annie? First of all:

this bitch is ready to fight on sight. You walk into her because you weren’t looking? Your left nut’s gone, bye-bye!

Enter Katsuki. Have you seen this man without a wrinkle in his brow? A frown on his face?

So bomb boy’s just walking around town right, it’s 8:15pm and we know that’s dangerously close to his curfew. Annie’s out tryna quench her late-night boba craving, and by the miracle of plot fate, they end up on the same road.

Katsuki’s speedwalking to get home to make his primary school curfew. Annie’s glued to her phone, too busy trying to fend off suitors wooing Leese.

Of course they crash into each other! Did you expect them to not? That’d be against every God of clichés.

Annie’s glaring at him, thinking he’s giving her the stink-eye after he’s just crashed into her. She doesn’t know that’s just what his face looks like. Like, permanently.

Pan to a shot of the relatively quiet street, unsuspecting bystanders enjoying a relaxing evening out, until— is that a gang war? a kidnapping?

Nah, just Annie and Katsuki screaming at each other with an onslaw of words that have to be censored for my very PG blog.

“You knocked my boba over!”

“Well why weren’t you looking, dumbass!”

Anyways, an endless assault of curses that’ll put Urban Dictionary to shame later, Katsuki realizes he’s now only got 10 minutes before his stupid fucking curfew, and just tells her to meet him there tomorrow so he can make up for it.

(Because he’s actually a big softie, and he did feel bad for having spilt her drink everywhere. Until she started yelling at him. It was full too, that asshole.)

(He also never met someone who could out-scream him, RIP their vocal chords.) 

Lo and behold, their second meeting goes about as well as their first, except with maybe less aggression. (It’s because he’s her type, and Annie’s a dumbass.)

Fuck slow burn, fill in the blanks yourselves, but yall know the drill. They fall in love. 

Well, not exactly. 

More like a friendly rivalry that they’re both infatuated with.

One of those, friends: why do you care so much? If they’re so annoying, just ignore them. them: I CAN’T— I’LL BEAT THEM JUST WATCH ME. situations. We’re all annoyed, here.

Did I mention Annie’s a dumbass? 

Annie’s a chaotic, clumsy, booboo the fool ass clown. One that Katsuki can’t help but find fucking endearing ‘entertaining’.

He swears.

It’s just funny watching her make a fool out of herself— honestly, that’s all.

But have you ever witnessed two tsunderes at work? It’s like the two last brain cells trying to figure out how to send the right brain signals to your body, but then whacking yourself in the face by accident.

That’s what Katsuki and Annie are like; two oblivious idiots obsessed with each other who won’t admit it, not even when he’s balls deep in her puss— oops can’t say that on my PG blog!

They were having a screaming match, and Jirou complained that her eardrums are about to burst if they continue, so Denki and Kiri manhandles them into a room and lock them in. They’re screaming something like, ‘if you guys fuck maybe it’ll get all the pent up tension out.’

Katsuki’s thick as a brick, monkey brain only understanding competition, so he’s taking it as, ‘oh yeah? let’s see who can fuck better then’

Annie is the shocked Baku meme.

But they do it anyways, Seven Minutes style. (except with more pov action)

The squad pretends they don’t hear all the obnoxious moaning and grunting inside, because honestly, if this is what it’ll take for them to stfu, they’ll take it.

Katsuki comes out smug, thinks he’s won this shit, until Annie shows up that night with the strap. 

Who’s the bitch now?

On the real note, we know Katsuki’s a cocky brat, but who’s brave enough to call him out on his mistakes?

Annie, local Bad Bitch TM, that’s who. And that’s probably why he trusts her so much, not that he’d admit it.

He’s never had someone in his life who’s there and ready to tell him off when he’s wrong, someone who respects him enough to want what’s best for him.

Plus, if she goes too far and his poor ego’s wounded, he can just pound her into the bed as payback. It’s a win-win, really.

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All Might x Sara

I wanted to get this out for your birthday, but then I got distracted, so I wanted to get it out for his birthday, bUt then I didn’t finish ahksjklje I’m sorry it’s so late aaaah, but here it is!! For @saratour my love, my All Might fucker, happy late birthday, and happy late birthday to your husband too!

P.S. this is truly the softest you’ll get out of me. 

Toshi’s not got a hero complex, despite being branded the Hallmark of Heroes since fuck knows when—

probably since he first donned that ridiculously cartoonish hero costume ripped straight out of a Marvel/DC comic.

He doesn’t even like going out in Big Might form, ‘it’s embarrassing’, ‘too flashy’, or whatever

Fans hoping to crash into All Might doing normal things out and about may as well be playing Where’s Waldo, if Waldo’s not got his iconic distinct glasses or hat or stupid stripey top. (or Where’s Wally, for your weirdo Brits and fake Aussies)

So, essentially— impossible.

That’s how he gets around so easily and never get caught by paparazzi; head to the supermarket in SmallMight form, parading ‘round town without the fear or being recognized

Here: because I can’t manage to fit this in the hcs somehow naturally, the date is: June 8th

(and if you’re an All Might stan u should know, his birthday’s June 10th)

and Number 1 Hero All Might’s birthday may as well been a national holiday, honestly

There’s fucking posters plastered around town, All Might cosplayers, even All Might dildo lollipops, they really are milking this man dry of any possible profits

Anyways, cut scene to our protagonist today, Sara, who’s at the grocer’s looking for a cake to buy herself for her birthday

Only feeling half-sorry because— another friend’s just gotten engaged and here she is buying her own cake for her own birthday, pity party galore

Rude bitch sent her a wedding invite the day of her birthday even though she knew Sara was single. Even told her to bring a ‘Wedding Date’, it really do be your own ones

Will it be another cliché, you ask? Why yes, of course! 

Guess who Sara crashes into at the cake section, asking for the same cake she’d just chosen?

If you guessed All Might, you’re wrong! It’s— 

drumroll please...

Small Might! Hah, got you there El Oh El

Of course it’s our main man Toshi, in all his deflated glory, doing his daily shop at a market he doesn’t frequent on the other side of town.

Why the other side of town? Because I say so, otherwise the plot wouldn’t make sense okay, bear with it.

The baker’s just handing Sara the wrapped up lemon buttercream cake, and thank fuck she didn’t have it in her hands yet because when a familiar voice next to her asks:

“Have you got any of the lemon buttercream left?”

She just about gave herself whiplash and an unpayable debt to the chiropractor by the sheer force and velocity at which she whipped around to look at the man—

the myth, the legend—

All Might, except he’s.. small? Small Might, if you will, hence the nickname I’ve been using. 

(I think I’m so quirky and funny, everyone else say: Shut Up Angel!)

Obviously that was the last cake, because we love cliché tropes here in my crack-canons.

Sara? Starstruck.

Small Might? Disappointed, a lil. 

Moreso concerned about the speed at which the woman next to him was able to turn her neck, though.

Yes, yes, a lot of ‘All Might?’ with starry eyes, and shocked response of ‘y-you recognize me?’ and ‘of course I do, I’d be able to recognize that voice anywhere!’ blah blah cut scene timeskip to:

They’re at dinner, at her’s, because fuck a slow burn, she had been feeling brave because it’s her birthday and honestly what’s there to lose by asking Number 1 Hero All Might to accompany her for her birthday?

Crashing into him, meeting him in his form no one else knew, almost like a shared secret between them, it must’ve been destiny?

(It’s more so the author— namely, me— binding their fate together, so everyone say: Thank you Angel!)

By the grace of gods (again, see: me) Toshi agrees, makes a joke about how it’s his birthday soon too and he didn’t have anyone to spend it with either, so why not spend it together? swoon

It’s all a lil sad and ironic, big famous hero All Might not having anyone to celebrate his birthday with, despite everyone else celebrating it for him

It tugs at Sara’s heartstrings, it really does, so she makes them a wholesome feast, lights a candle for each of them on the cake, and have a giddy old time listening to his stories about his students

She doesn’t ask about his hero career, it’s too sensitive, too soon, and if the nervous tick in his hand gestures gives anything away, he’s a lil lot insecure about his weak frail form.

And he appreciates it, instead having a fucking blast going on and on about how worried he is about his overzealous students getting injured because they’re too busy trying to save the world, 

or whatever cat got caught on a treebranch, and whatnot.

This is all very soft and sweet, and I really am gooey writing this, but that’s just how both of them are, you know?

Sara, who’s painfully kind and sweet, sometimes a lil stubborn, and Toshi, who’s just honestly the most wholesome man on this planet,

How did you expect me to write anything stoopid & ridiculous for this couple, honestly?

So they have dinner together, do some grocery shopping together, he helps her move some furniture around (don’t ask why), she helps massage his sore aging muscles (PG folks, PG)

And bob’s your uncle, and to everyone’s relief they start dating.

They’re entire full grown adults, you know, so they’re in it for the long run. None of this petty arguments, stupid make-up and break-ups, just pure soft romance.

The Notebook would be impressed.

Nicholas Sparks is on a stretcher. 

(Did I mention they celebrated his birthday together two days after hers? 

And she bought him a stupid gift that both of them laughed for hours about that I won’t say because I haven’t come up with what it was? 

And that they shared a chocolate cake that she made that was even better than the lemon buttercream from the store— 

‘why did you go out and buy it when yours tastes so much better?’ , ‘because it was my birthday and I wanted to treat myself, okay’

Because yeah, they did that. It was so tooth-rottingly cute, I have a cavity and also I’m really bad at fluff so just *shoves* TAKE IT.)

And so, here they are, being the Hallmark of a happy couple, and we all gag at how fucking adorable they are while we sit in our sweat-stained joggers eating ramen with our 3 cats.

But wait! There’s more!

Guess who Sara shows up with, a year later, to her stupid friend’s wedding (who was knocked up! Hah!) looking positively glowing next to her date?

Symbol of Peace, former Number 1 Hero, All Might

or to her, lovingly, ‘Toshi’

Suck on that, nameless-friend from high school who’s getting married because she got knocked up and wanted to rub her happiness in lonely singles faces.

(Sorry that may or may not come from personal aggression, ignore that)

tags: @enjifuckersupreme , @mindninjax , @sanguinekeigo , @yukiimanic 

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WEEEEEEESEEEEEE I’m so proud I’m so happy ahhh you deserve all four thousand and moreeee

da sweetest most wholesome girl on tumblr dot com,

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i hit a follower milestone over the weekend, and to celebrate, i’m gonna open up my requests! 

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Enji Todoroki x Ketsl HCs

for my dear wife @enjifuckersupreme, who I reluctantly share with Big Beefy Endeavor. 

Ketsl’s small. Teeny tiny Ketsl, standing at 4’11, just shy of 5’0, looks like an easy target for mugging.

So of course she gets mugged. It’s a damsel in distress situation, and we can’t have a damsel in distress without the damsel, in distress.

Except Ketsl’s not really a damsel; because, that implies a weak, helpless young girl. And her source of distress isn’t really the man trying to steal her purse anyway, but rather the big beefy hero who’s steadily making his way to her, one hefty pump at a time. (Pump of his jets! What were you thinking)

The distress being that she’s ready to plant herself face first into those big juicy pecs of his experiencing fanny flutters

What’s a more perfect plot miracle than the Number 1 Hero coming to save the day?

The mugger never stood a chance, really, he’s already whoozy and braindead after a good few slaps from Ketsl. Like I said: not an useless wimpy girl.

(Girls are just like chili peppers, the smaller they are, the more they pack a punch.)

(Literally no one’s ever said that)

So Endeavor’s just making his daily rounds as per, when he hears a scream, some rustling and sounds of a struggle

cue: Number 1 Hero mode switched firmly ON

Some fiery flame jets (for dramatic effect, it’s literally down the road) later, our two protagonists meet

Sort of, ‘meet’

More like Ketsl sees him, drops her purse after she’s just snatched it back from the mugger, and presents him to Endeavor to detain. Almost like a present, how cute.

He might be a lil embarrassed because he’s flamed his way down the road, only to be shown up by a woman that goes up to his knee

But it’s okay!!! Because Ketsl’s playing the “Thank you O’ Number 1 Hero, Sir, may I have the honour of taking you out for coffee to repay your services?”

Except what she actually said was something more like ‘Could I get you a coffee to thank you?’

Number 1 Hero’s brain’s replaying the: All Might’s so popular amongst the youth! No one likes you, you’re just a bitter old man!

So out of spite for All Might and his haters, he says yes. Who’s a bitter old man??

If you’re a long-time subscriber of this channel you know we don’t fuck wit slow burn ‘round here, so we jump straight into:

They end up spending more time together. Why? Because I say so Ketsl works in the area he patrols, and amidst his whole disastrous mess of a family life, it’s nice to have someone as therapeutic and calming to talk to.

Over coffee, of course.

Except it progresses to dinner as well. How? PLOT.

She offers to cook him dinner sometimes, she’s free, anyways, and it’s nice to have company. It’s because she wants to ride his dick into the sun

We’ve all seen enough slice-of-life animes, enough stupid rom-coms, we know how this goes.

They spend stupid amounts of time together, platonically, because vomit-inducing as it is, they appreciate each other’s companies. It’s ‘healing’ as they say.

Brb while I empty my intestines from that tooth-rotting fluff I just put out.

Here have some more poetic fluff:

Practiced conversations vary from ‘What would you like for dinner?’ to ‘You can’t wash your darks with lights, Enji, that’s why all your shirt’s are grey now.’ She ends up doing his laundry anyways, she doesn’t know why he tries.

He does it on purpose. You think Number 1 Hero Endeavor wouldn’t know to separate his darks and lights? No no, we all know his fetish for good little housewives.

It’s so stupidly domestic that we’re all gagging watching it.

While we’re all chanting, hurry up and fuck and get married, these two mature adults are taking their sweet old time enjoying time together. What real mature adults do, you know.

It’s only until one day when Hawks decides to drop by (literally by the window), having heard too much of Endeavor’s boasting about how good he’s been eating. Good little housewife at home, cooking him dinner every night, feeding her man like she should.

Hawks eats about as much as Fatgum, you do the math. He’s a gluttonous bastard.

It’s not until then, when Enji’s reluctant to share his woman his food with Hawks, that he realizes. 

Because he’s been standing guard over Ketsl, one gigantic thigh covering the entirety of her form sat at the table, shielding her from Hawk’s hawk-eyes.

And, like, Enji’s thick, but not in the head, no. So it’s a big ‘oh’ moment, and he even lets Hawks stay for dinner as a silent gratitude for helping him realize his feelings. 

Enji’s been out of the love game for too damn long, his romancin’ skills are on par with his popularity with the city. Which is to say— in the nicest way— piss poor.

Still, there’s something humiliating endearing when he comes home with a bouquet of roses, stuttering something embarrassingly forward.

He could’ve just said something like ‘I want to come home to you every day’ or whatever, spare us all the disgust, but no, this man’s the definition of a bad dad joke (no pun intended!) so he goes straight in with the ‘If you’re a bird, I’m a bird’

I actually can’t bring myself to write anything this romantic so just make it up in your head, okay, whatever corny, old, too-serious, overly-stoic romantic line, you can come up with, he says that.

That’s not really the point though, the point is Ketsl hears this and takes all 4’11 of herself and clings onto a bicep like a sloth climbing a tree.

Mating press.

That’s the only acceptable position for Big Breeding Boss, Number 1 Hero, Endeavor. Call him Big Daddy or something stupid, he’ll pump you so full of cum you could bottle it up and use it as seasoning.

Apron fetish? Coming home to his good little housewife in just an apron on? Cue the hentai clip.

Anyways, the Todorokis gets a new mum, and we get to profit off of the new hit show, Keeping Up with the Todorokis. Another win-win situation, it’s a running theme here in my hcs.

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me: tryna convince @sanguinekeigo I’m not always ridiculously horny on main

also me:

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in short, if you’d like to avoid seeing me screeching into the abyss and drowning your timelines with my shig thirst, pls blacklist #bnha 276 xxxxx

I apologize for any inconvenience but my thirst is insatiable rn so if u wanna blame anyone blame Hori

alternatively, if you’d like to avoid seeing any shig thirst-content pls blacklist —

#loml of my life fire of my loins my king

@mindninjax @enjifuckersupreme

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✧･ﾟ:* Tag Game *:･ﾟ✧

I was tagged by my fav bully who spitroasts me on da daily @enjifuckersupreme

1. what do you prefer to be called name wise?

angel! or any typo-variation of it bc even if I complain they’ll still call me angle >:( but auntie calls me baka

2. when is your birthday?

June 19th 

3. where do you live?

currently in London, but I’m from Canada

4. three things you are doing now?

not making my patterns, making ramen, screeching about cock n ball torture

5. four fandoms that have piqued your interest right now?

bnha & haikyuu!! I tunnel vision so I can only keep up with two hehe (but I’m always on my HxH bullshit u kno)

6. how has the pandemic treating you?

personally? abso fuckin brilliaaant, I get to stay home all day, play games, and read manga. It’s a NEET’s dream tbh

7. a song you can’t stop listening to right now?

How You Feel? (Freestyle) feat. Lil Yachty, Danny Towers & Ski Mask the Slump God by DJ Scheme

8. recommend a movie.

Kill Your Darlings or American Psycho, two classics

9. how old are you?

22 tomorrow! 

10. school, university, occupation, other?

menswear student at uni

11. do you prefer hot or cold?

hot hot hot 

12. name one fact that others may not know about you.

French was my first language when I immigrated to Canada! I was too young to go to school back in China, and I went to a French immersion school so I only learned English in grade 3 and picked up Chinese from my parents. (I can barely speak it now anymore tho don’t try me)

13. are you shy?

not at all, but I permanently think I come off extremely over the top, overbearing, and annoying.  

14. do you have preferred pronouns?

she/her

15. any pet peeves?

When people try to force their opinions on you? Miss me with that shit. I am 100% openminded towards most, if not all, opinions and beliefs. Just don’t try to convert me. And in the same vein: thought policing. 

16. what’s your favourite “dere” type?

I’m a tsundere, I like my men yandere. 

17. rate your life 1-10. 1 being really crappy and 10 being the best you could ever be.

currently, a solid 7. 

18. what is your main blog?

@coelestial is my main that I don’t frequent!

19. list your sideblogs and what they are used for.

back from the 2012 themed tumblr days, I had: quality, hipster, rosy, modern, summer, fitspo, porn, one direction. I don’t use any of those, this is now my sideblog hehe ( ✌︎'ω')✌︎

20. is there anything you think people need to know about you before becoming friends with you?

I have the biggest NPC energy, I’m literally the laziest friend. I cbf to reply, my best friend and I go 6 months without speaking, I see my other friends on average once a term for dinner. But!!! I’d like to think I’m a pretty good friend despite that? 

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tags: @blahkugo , @theygottheircages , @pomsuki , @lookslikeleese , @rat-suki , @softkatsuki , @sanguinekeigo & everyone else who’s already been tagged a million times!

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this was too good not to post so uh

thank @sanguinekeigo for this fuckin masterpiece (also @baku-no-alt for the idea???)

self insert as Venus with the league ¿¿

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✧･ﾟ:* Tag Game *:･ﾟ✧

wind or rain // closed curtains or open window // bumblebees or butterflies //banana bread or cheesecake // tulips or roses // lemon & honey or apple & cinnamon // hillside cottage or city apartment // warm or cool // book or video game // organized bullet journal or cluttered sketchbook // smoothie or milkshake // sunshine or moonlight // relaxing or productivity // holding hands or back hugs // sunset at the beach or stargazing in a field // poetry or prose // candle or diffuser // longing for the past or longing for the future // vocals or instrumentals // snowy mountain or rolling green hills

tagged by @enjifuckersupreme & @rat-suki

tags: @blahkugo , @theygottheircages , @sanguinekeigo , @lookslikeleese , @pomsuki

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Da BEE SAID: ya like fire? check out my mixtape

@blahkugo

“ya like fire?”

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CONGRATULATIONS AUNTIE

U DESERVE FUCKIN MOOOOREE I LOVE U

everyone follow this chaotic beautiful human being

it’s here! we did it folks!

first off, thank you to every single person who decided to follow this little offhand writing/shitposting blog. i never expected to get this far so quickly, and I’ve made such great friends along the way.

from my harem ladies, @rat-suki @baku-no-alt @enjifuckersupreme @blahkugo @theygottheircages @bakatenshii @red-riot-girl642 @mindninjax @yukiimanic , to my longtime Tumblr friend and one of my biggest supporters, @lostqueenambrose , I give my most heartfelt thanks.

for my celebration, we’re doing prompts! regular requests will be closed during this time.

if you would like to hide content for this event, please blacklist the tag “annie’s 100 follower celebration”

rules and prompts below the cut!

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AHHHHHH I LOV U SO MUCH

MY WIFE

DA BEE TO MY HAWKS RAP DUO

u dESERVE ALL THIS AND MORE 🥺🥺

100 FOLLOWERS!

I just want to say thank you all so much for 100 followers!!! It may be a small milestone, but I appreciate all of you endlessly, and I’m SO happy that even one of you guys enjoys my writing enough to follow.

ALSO A HUGE THANK YOU TO MY WIVES, THE HAREM. I truly appreciate you all for accepting me with open arms within literal seconds of meeting me. I love all of you ladies and hope you know I would die for all my wives🥺❤️

@lookslikeleese @rat-suki @honja-saranghago @bakatenshii @theygottheircages @enjifuckersupreme @baku-no-alt @yukiimanic @sanguinekeigo @red-riot-girl642 @aurorahoneybuns @saratour @mindninjax

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MARQUIEEEE MY SUNSHINE U ARE FUCKIN STUNNING AND ADORABLE AND I LOVE U WITH ALL MY HEART

I posted one of these selfies in an ask game answer but I think they are really nice and soft and cute and I’m feeling good about my face for the first time in a bit also my signature puffs are back so here are pictures to celebrate their return. 💖