#srry not very nonchalant of me

[care666bear]

Unfortunately crash out over not having sole attention & cannot actually pay attention to where else ur attracted or I am no longer a sweet lover girl who just wanted to make art from all your tiniest bones

[pokegalla]

Requested by @tryslogic

I hope you enjoy✨

Fresh and Lust with a bird brain S/o

(Basically an S/o who acts like a bird)

Lust:

* He is a little surprised to even receive any gifts…..let alone the pretty rocks and trinkets. He quite loves the little gifts you give him.

* He likes to decorate his room with it all and makes sure to take care of them, keeping the shiny and clean✨

* He’ll even find a way to make matching necklaces out of the shiny minerals you give him!

* He definitely calls you his little birdie. Especially when you nuzzle in the fluff of his jacket, he swore he heard you chirp- (or he’s just teasing you because you look adorable when angry or confused ❤️)

* The nest of pillows and blankets you made for movie night definitely surprised him more. Is he complaining? Hell no- he’s already hopping in to cuddle with you!

* He loves his little birdie and he wouldn’t ask for it any other way!

Mini story time!!!

Lust was getting all the snacks ready for the movie night with you! He was so excited…..it will just be the two of you tonight and he just felt so…..so giddy inside! He laughs to himself. Stars he was acting like a high schooler in love…..but it can’t be so bad if he feels this wonderful. He clutches onto the crystal pendant. Ok! He’s ready!

“Oh my little birdieeeee~! I brought the snacks~!✨” He calls out as he walks to the living room.

You suddenly pop up from under a blanket, “Yay! Come on in then! You may sit in my wonderful nest✨”

He giggles, “Why thank you for granting me such an opportunity! Buuuuuut if yah want the snacks…..I demand extra cuddles!”

“Hmmmm…..ok! Sounds like a good deal to me,” You say happily, “Come here!”

You both settle into the nest of blankets and pillows and hold each other close as the movie played. You both eventually get sleepy and give each other a few sleepy kisses and silly giggles before falling asleep, holding hands……

Fresh:

* Ok so hear me out- honestly he might seem very nonchalant or uncaring about your gifts at first- but he always accepts them. You wonder if he forgets about them or just throws them away…..

* But! It’s not true at all! In fact he just keeps them with him at all times in his phanny pack. Mainly because he doesn’t want to lose them (which honestly he would like come on-)

* His two favorites is a turtle decoration with colorful gems on it and a charm bracelet. He wears the bracelet all the time but it’s hidden cause of his long sleeves. And the turtle gets a special spot in his pocket (he calls it his lucky turtle❤️)

* He likes to look at the turtle or bracelet when he’s alone and smiles because he’s thinking of you❤️

* And you know he’s jumping into those nests- like a straight up cannonball into it. He might mess it up a few times. But luckily most of the time he just lazes about in it because it’s so cozy! But if he’s a little too energetic? Cannonball-

Mini story time!!!

You felt a bit sad…..you keep giving your bone-friend special gifts but he didn’t seem to care or give any reaction. Not even on his glasses. You can’t help but wonder…..what does he do with them all?

“Fresh…..?” You call out to him.

“Huh? Oh wassup my freshest partner?! Wanna chill today?” Fresh asked excitedly.

“…….Fresh do I…..seem annoying? Or have I done anything wrong?” You ask. Fresh had question marks on his glasses. “It’s just���..you never seem to really care about my gifts. Do you even have them….? Or did you throw them away…..?”

He looked…..surprised. But then he smiles and pats your head. Huh? He also put something on your head….you get the thing off your head to examine it. It was…..the turtle you gave him. And looking up, you noticed his bracelet dangling his wrist.

Fresh now had ‘SRRY’ on his glasses, “…..we cool now? I got more in my pack if yah wanna see…..”

You smile at how sheepish he looked. It was a rare sight. You’re definitely gonna tease him later- but for now…..you settled with hugging him. He hugs you back and swings you around.

“Pizza? My treat✨,” He said with a little dramatic flair.

You giggle, “Sounds good to me.”

[liminsendhelp]

Don't pet the flea cat

Price×f!reader

Tags: slight description of reader (chubby, muscular, strong, denying gender as a concept), possibly slightly sociopathic/autistic reader, profanity, denial of authority, evil scientist on the way to becoming.

tags and warns are the same as in the last post, srry, I don't have time to make it more civilized and readable.

Enjoy

Part 1. Part 2. Part 3. Part 4.

Since you're an adult with an immense ego lying in the depths of the ocean, you accept the challenge.

You can be quite social. Even with animals.

Before lunch (you noticed this back in the first week) there was always smoke coming from one of the cubbyholes.

The recruits smoked there quietly, after training, as if they really believed no one knew about it.

You left your dressing gown in the office, appearing to Dr Moon in all your immediate black-as-fuck guise.

So you were less conspicuous for sneaking up on smokers after all.

"Got a cigarette, soldiers?"

The one on duty last night flinches. He snorts when he sees your nonchalant face. His aggressive friend scowls.

"Smoke your own."

"No lighter either?"

"Are you stupid?"

"No, you're confusing me with someone else."

Your face is the dark smooth water of the Bermuda Triangle. He's lost and uncomprehending looking at you.

There's a rustle of some kind off to the side. You take out a packet of cigarettes and shove one of them into his hand.

You light the other one defiantly with your 'not working' lighter.

"Stop pouting. Maybe I liked you and you're chasing me away."

"Oh, don't give me that fucking shit."

"Why? Maybe I have a fetish for stuffed cabbage."

"A what?" Raises an eyebrow at the aggressive soldier. Your cigarette has already travelled to his pocket.

"It's mincemeat in a lettuce leaf." Smirks the third soldier.

Conversation. It's a thing people have been bugging you about for years.

You're an expert at talking if you don't like someone.

So half an hour later, you're sitting with the recruits at the same table while they laugh off your insults in their direction.

They feel unhumbled just because every name-calling from you is incredibly stupid. If someone tries to take offence or starts responding to you, it looks so stupid that the aggression immediately ends with a new wave of laughter.

"What the fuck do you need science for? You're a clown."

"I decided not to take your job. I could never resist natural talent."

He's immediately repelled by the next one.

"You know what they say about people who talk too much? That they're good targets with legs."

"I'm really glad you're in such demand."

"You'll get one of us to beat you to death."

"Taking after your stepfather, Chad?"

"If I were you, I'd-"

"If I were you, I'd keep my mouth shut all day long. You have such a pretty mouth when you don't talk, baby."

Someone whistles under your ear. Quietly, so as not to attract any more attention than they already do. The last of the defeated soldiers blushes, seems about to respond, but is already driven back. The next ones lunge forward, waiting for their portion of shit on their heads.

It's so strange how they're all annoyed and fascinated by you at the same time. Little rats in a cramped cage around a shabby cat.

"What do you think of my mouth?"

"Capacious. Next."

"And with those lips you suck your father's dick?"

"I don't think that would be possible."

"He's dead? That's a shame."

"Didn't give me anything but heartburn, either." You tapped yourself on your stomach, grinning. "But I did feel better after I came home and snacked on your mum. Say hi, son."

After five minutes, everything subsides. One of the soldiers with a name you were too lazy to remember gently claps you on the shoulder, ducking down.

"The lions are in the enclosure."

You crane your neck in the direction everyone has abruptly turned away from.

"Why the reaction?"

"Do you realise who this is?"

"A very successful and respected unit. But you're fighting puppies here too, aren't you?"

You're pinched and turned towards the plates.

"They might not do anything to you, but we had an entire squad run from breakfast to dinner for one fucker staring at Ghost. Not that we weren't used to that, but the ones who collapsed from overexertion were fired."

Yeah. The taciturn cretin has a sense of humour. Plus point for him, minus five for the soldier who clearly isn't telling the whole story.

"Couldn't agree more with his methods. Especially since it worked. But 'not staring' and acting the way you do are different things."

He rocks and eats in silence. You turn around again and catch Price's gaze.

You raise an eyebrow. He nods.

You get up from your seat. Five seconds later, you slam the bars of the cage shut. A dray cat in an enclosure with lions.

"You eat the delinquents?"

Ghost watches you the same way he did the entire time you walked to their table - blank and black eyes. The question was asked into the air to probe the atmosphere at the table. You suspected that each of them was not far removed from their subordinates in their sense of humour. To insult them directly you could not, unfortunately.

Instead of the expected ignoring, at most a chuckle from Price, you get a greasy Manchester accent in your ears. The cloth mask moves in time with the movement of his mouth.

Skull. Really? You hadn't noticed.

Is he goth or emo?

"No. Just killing."

"What do you do with the teeth?"

"We pull them out and store them until we run out of bullets."

"Can I have a couple of dozen? Preferably rotten ones with holes in them. They make good necklaces."

Wow, they're all so much the same in this eagerness to fight even as a joke.

You don't notice yourself leaning closer to him in response.

"Are you a dentist?"

"I'm a scientist. But I've dissected a couple of corpses. Would you like to be a test subject?"

"Do I get a lab coat?"

"Yes, you can even sign it. You know how to do that, don't you?"

"How trivial. And this is a man of science?"

You have identical grins on your faces. You pull back the same way, in unison.

"John Soap McTavish." He holds out his hand.

"Your boss's boss in five years." You extend your hand in return.

He snorts, but accepts that wording. You shake hands, trying to break each other's palms. At some point, you stop moving your hands, just squeezing your fingers on each other's hands. Your chapped skin turns white from the force you exerted, your face remaining calm. You stare into Soap's eyes with the certainty of your failure, making you angrier and darker than you were a moment before.

His palms are larger, and he tries to take advantage of this by pressing on the pain point with his thumb. But you're already there, pressing your thumb into his muscle. Soap doesn't react. His grip on your limb has cut off the blood supply, you feel a slight numbness, but you're stubborn. You can't back down.

"Will you stop?" Price's low, husky voice almost makes you listen. Fucking shame.

"She's first."

You snicker. Nope, fuck no.

Abruptly pulling his palm towards you, you lean in with your tongue out. Before you can touch his skin, Soap releases you with a nervous chuckle. Thankful that he has a modicum of squeamishness in him. You're sure the same Ghost would let you lick his hand all you want.

Would have let me lick Price?

What.

As Soap wipes non-existent saliva from his palm on his trouser leg, a fourth man begins to speak.

"You're rabid, aren't you?" His hair is dark and curly, his eyes like a cow's, understanding. He examines you, rough, dishevelled. You probably do smell wild. But he nods anyway and holds out his hand to you. "Gas."

Your eyebrow flicks upwards. Before you ask which Autobot his father slept with, he gives you the full version of the name.

"Kyle, Garrick."

You nod and release his hand after a brief handshake. Soap looks indignant. I wonder how much more indignant he'd be if you hadn't restrained your urge to tell Gaz how handsome he is by the dog's standards.

"Ghost." Burps Manchester across from you.

"I know."

That's it. There's no more greeting to be had.

You look around at them all, forcing yourself to let go of all your clamps and shyness. You're equal. Not in the front, not in the back. On the side. They're just the biggest piece of meat you've ever tried to bite off.

"Analysing mental and physical changes in groups of individuals involved in combat. Draft title of my future article. Depending on the amount of information, the study period may include data from 2 to 15 years. If you are consenting, you will only be required to be interviewed on agreed questions about your well-being." Access to medical records is not their concern. They have no voting rights here, and you hope they realise that.

"Agreed to by whom?"

"First with my superiors, then with yours. Then…" You look meaningfully in Price's direction. "Supervisory concurrence. Your status protects you from my scientific hunger. Naturally, everything is anonymous. If this work ever sees the light of day, which I hope it does, it will be in as abridged and polished a state as possible."

"Then why?"

"Developing more effective rehabilitation programmes. Strengthening the psychological care staff for active military personnel. That's just as an example."

"No. Why would you do that?"

You stare into the black hole of his eyes. Lie or half-tell? All at once.

"I don't like losing opportunities that lie in front of my nose. You have interesting brains, and I want to understand them. Violence is in human nature, but you touch the most perverse part of it almost daily."

"The truth."

You tilt your head to the side. Interrupted, rebuked for lying. Truthful, but, it doesn't take away from your irritation. It's like your face is sharpening. A truly insulted cat.

"Okay. I got knocked over with the first sentence. With no explanation."

"Subject?"

"Rape."

There's no reaction at the table. At that moment, the silence around you, the obvious observation of dozens of pairs of eyes, becomes even more obvious and louder. You're genuinely surprised. No negativity, no derision.

"I realised the odds of consent were slim. But I couldn't help but check. Such 'projects' - if they have the good fortune to be realised in any way - are always investigations, private. Uncovered on the spot, destroyed on the spot. And I wanted, still want, to gather information, opinions, confessions. In an anonymous form. Bottom line, I'd put it in front of them," You look up meaningfully for a second, "like the charred cross of Christ, for edification." You clench your jaw, forcing yourself to drop your shoulders and exhale. Your tone doesn't rise for a second, but the mask of biting friendliness has come off completely. Two pairs of equally empty eyes. You spoke even quieter. "And I can't be penalised for taking the initiative, I'm in a safer position. As someone outside the system."

Ghost hummed.

"You want to do one study under the guise of another?"

"One would be enough with my head. But, yes, if I can."

You feel questioning waves of looks from Pryce, sitting to your left. You can't call his surprise ostentatious, but there are signs in the way his breathing becomes a little quieter, more focused, the way his head tilts.

A captain should know his soldiers. And he did, so he didn't expect any interest from Ghost. You can't disagree.

And you can't help but push.

"So?"

Ghost nods slowly. Brilliant.

In addition to you winning it, bonus goes to the other two. If you get the hierarchy right, the smaller tanks will follow those three in a string of smaller tanks.

pls write a review, tell me how bad this is and why I should stop writing. love kisses. punch heart like you've wanted to punch your dad for a long time

[thatbigbisexual29]

sorry for sendin another ask gjsbfbd but you said this "my man goes ballistic if you blow a raspberry"

BALLISTIC YOU SAY?? OHO I AM VERY INTERESTED IN CUTIEPUNK that's such a good visual i'm frothing 😩 i must see him laugh his lungs out i wanna break that nonchalant demeanor so bad like we've seen him foolin around and stuff and that's the best. silly hobie is best hobie!! i can imagine it "STOPPIT STOPPIT y-yew vittle PEST!" punctuated with a wild kick in the air!! ofc with no venom srry for constant lee hobie it's a passion 😤

🐍

Slithers anon I promise I will not let you down 🙇‍♀️ You can put your faith and trust in me when I say that I will destroy this man for you with raspberries. I will give you all that you desire 🫡

[chososcamgirl]

HIII SIGMA ALPHA IYAAA HRUU?? 💗 I HOPE UR DAY WAS VERY SKIBIDI + DONT STAY UP TOO LATE CUS IK U READ THESE AT LIKE 1AM 😭‼️

I HAD MY FIRST TEST OF THE WEEK… ARRFHNRITBBTRBIUGTBIGUTR I FAILED SO BAD OMG… I HAD TO GUESS FOR HALF OF THEM.. IM DEEEEEPPP FRIED CUS THIS TEST AFFECTTS MY GRADE HEAVYY 🧎‍♀️UGIRGRIHUNGNRUG I DID NOTTTTT LOCK IN GANG…. 😪🤞

AJNTROGWWNTRJGNGT IM SO TIRED AND ITS ONLY 10AM HERE… I WISH IT WAS THE WEEKEND ALR CUS SCHOOL IS SO DRAINING I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN HERE FOR HOURRSSSS ALRRR 👿🐺

I LOWK MESSED UP MY SLEEP SCHEDULE AND NOW IM LOSING TRACK OF TIME.. IM GONAN TRY TO SLEEP RLLY EWARLY TODAY TO TRY AND FIX IT CAUSE I KEEP FORGETTING WHAT DAY IT IS AND WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DO

NFJNTERNRTENJTRTR IM GETTING MORE COMFORTABLE IN MY NEW SCHOOL (lore drop?? IDK IM PRETTY SURE IVE MENTIONED HOW I BARLEY TALK TO PPL/IM NEW) BUT IVE STARTED LIKE WAVING TO PPL AND STARTING CONVERSATIONS.. THIS IS A GOOD SIGN.. HOPEFULLY I CAN MAKE A NEW FRIEND SOON CUS IM LOWK LONLEY AF IN SCHOOL (even though it adds to my mysteriousness and nonchalantness… im too much of a lone wolf for this beta school… heh… lowk need to find a PACK in school… 😈🐺🥶

TELL ME HOW UR DAY WENT ALPHAA SIGMAAAA 💪 HOPE IT WAS SIGMA!!! IF U WENT TO WORK TODAY TELL ME HOW IT WENTT + WRITING CH.9 WHILE LISTENING TO CAUSAL… 👀 IM SO PUMPED FOR SJAP WEEKENDD (but make sure to take ur time and take breaks sigma… its okay to edge us.. I love being edged 😈 SRSLY THO DONT FEEL PRESSURED TO RUSH CUS IK MAKING SMAUs + WRITING CAN B STRESSSFUL)

OKOKOK QOTD ANSWERRR ID SAY PIE… CUS CAKE IS RLLY SWEET AND I PREFER SAVORY…. IVE ONLY HAD PIE LIKE 4 TIMES IN MY LIFE BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE ITS AS SWEET AS CAKE 🤤

+ WE STILL NEED A PACK NAME 😭‼️ LEAVE SIGMA SUGGESTIONS CUS IM IN A CREATIVITY CRISIS AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO NAME THE PACK 👿

QOTDD ‼️💪😈 THIS ONES FUN…. WHATS UR MOST JAW DROPPING, TOE CURLING, STOMACH TURNING, MIGRAINE CAUSING HEAR ME OUT CHARACTER ‼️ THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT I MUST KNOW SIGMA 🤤

-🐺

HI ALPHA!! 🐺🐺

srry i’ve been lacking in the ask department pls don’t be mad💔 seeing this ask made my day tho 😭 i’ve been crazy tired and busy but i am answering this at midnight LOL

AW DONT WORRY ALPHA YOULL DO BETTER NEXT TIME <33 a grade doesn’t define you🙂‍↕️ THE WEEKEND IS ALMOST HERE!! my body has been aching so bad so i feel you 👎 omg i hope ur sleeping pattern gets better! having an irregular sleeping schedule is crazy work and is so draining tbh😭

YAY FOR NEW SCHOOL! i’m so proud of u that’s a big milestone! trust ur aura is intimidating all the betas… but soon real alphas will come and join ur pack😈😈😈 ILL POST A SNEAK OF SJAP CHAP 9 TMR AFTER WORK!! IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS CHAP TO DROP YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!! OOO OKAY PIE I LIKE IT (opposites attract😏) yes we do need a pack name SO BAD PLA GUYS ANYONE HELP US🙏🙏‼️

AOTD‼️ …..mahito 💥💥💥💥🔫🔫🔫🔫 DIES

PLS TELL ME ABOUT THE PAST TWO DAYS ALPHA IVE BEEN MOSSING HR ASKS <33

[fmdxjerome]

hello people from old and new! naomi is back in action with her son jerome. i’ve been stuck in my sisters house for the last weeks of my absence because she went on vacation and i had to take care of a sick rabbit who peed everywhere. i might have a disease now at the amount he bit me but what can you do. im joking. you might ask “but naomi doesnt your sister have wifi” yes she do but i’m an anxious wreck so spending my days on a first floor apartment  with my sister on the other side of the world w an infected foot had me fucke d upppp boiii but now i’m back in my own home and my sister + her boyfriend are safely home!! foot all fine!! and everyone is calm again!! so!! i can return with a good heart. i’ll be sliding in the dms of the people who bear emoticon’ed me 600 years ago and bc i suck w introducing myself to new people i’ll just hi!!!!! i think when i wake up i’m gonna do a “bio reading” marathon as i write bc i need to appreciate. also shit i need more threads wow i suck might see me replying to some open starters and def need to get back to plotting bc there are some people i’ve been dying to thread with ;^;

its like 6am now so i might b heading 2 bed now but under the cut there will be a reintroduction to jerome (one i promised in januari i believe) as im rewriting his bio (no major things change really its just minor things nd its time for an upgrade) so yes! hello (ims will come tomorrow as well ;3;)

also fact. mullet daddy jaebum is jerome rn dont drag him dont @ him its gone before you know it. probs after idolized its a look tho wow i love- a chic farmer (... the short bangs are tragic tho jerome honey i kno u liked them on wren but ur not wren. jerome: but i- me: no. this this not this jerome: :( ok fine me: fuego 

anyway before i pass out here is reintroduction. the triggers are; adoption, racism themes??? like yeah ok!! apologize if this is shit. hope everyone is having a good day though you all are great!

Jerome Gauthier aka Yuddy

-Anti idol

-Has an okay reputation but that’s because he’s smart about things.

-BC eyeing him tho *eyes fake friends with good reputation for him to hang out with* (hmu for fake friend plots. funny the person w the best rep of all actually likes jerome. bless jisoos christ. guess that praying on knees worked out in the end huh jerome. /dont/ sainthood is waiting)

-Talented™. (ask him to write songs for you) (Actually have a few songs in my library i want him to write but not sing so *eyes*)

-Passionate as fuck don’t mess with him in the studio (passionate all over tbh)

-Adopted and in search of his bloodlines

-Hoe but not really

-Actually, scrap that. Nicknames him JerHOEme

-Is actually lovely

-But acts like a shit

-Slips up and is soft to people sometimes before being a complete and utter asshole the next second

-bc soft jerome whOMST i only know deMON

-Suave Fuckboy who’s nonchalant about everything

-French™

-Will call you baby at some point in your life

-Signature smirk

-Egotistic???? Narcissistic??? a lil bit don’t stroke his ego

-Secretive™. not much info on his time in france

-Secretly a dad without children (except for his actual biological son insoo aka chorizo sausage who he goes to play ball with- i mean work on songs in the studio. seriously catch him picking up his son from soccer practice i mean shit no i mean- ok insoo is really his son dont fight me on this.)

-And also has a daughter an Oriental shorthair cat called Edith who he is so soft with he kicks out girls to cuddle with her. (one meow and he’s home)

- we support WISH hating jerome in this household. please people who have girls in WISH dont let them like him (or be a rebel and go against the mothers wishes but you’ve been warned)

-Dont let him get in your pants too like ask wren you dont want that (or i mean with the list of kinks i peeped maybe idk who am i to say what your muse wants or does not want idk im just protecting people from satan)

-Unlikely he’ll get in any pants now anyway tho bc he a proud shopper at papa juliens pizza and y’all some other brand type ish domino lookin asses NAH *throws hands up* rome’s in the house (no but guys. this is his soulmate THIS IS HIM. dISgUStiNG- )

-In 2016 interview took him out of context and it looks like he hates all idol rappers but is not true. He just doesn’t like companies making rap out to be like this thing you can do if you’re pretty and you can’t sing and he doesn’t like it when said pretty idols know nothing of it. he gets the grind but will side eye (benjy nd jerome already have a rivalry bc of this shit thank u interviewer)

-Dating scandals?? EHH. He almost had one with a Japanese model called Momo in the beginning of his career but BC did well of spinning them as friends and he legit had one with his ex last october which?????????? shit she touched his *spoiler* and it was *spoiler* . BC about to ban him from fashion shows damn. yoonah and him have to go to paris fashion week quick

-BC has yet to force him into a relationship tho. but damn he gonna be angry when that ever happens yoo. 

-Studied to become a cinematographer. Now is annoying as fuck during recording MV’s bc he butts into everything (BUT thats why his his mvs so AESTHETIC. eye for beauty bois)

-Holler at ya boi if you want a nice mv he’s involved like that

-Also to the girls who have been in an MV with Jerome.. know he probably flirted with you between takes bc during he’s grade a professionalism but he still a ho

-Actual catlady no questions asked (he feeds stray cats and gets cut up by edith when she smells other cats on him rip)

-Actual wife material no questions asked (to quote the great Halit Yilmaz during that time Jerome stood in the kitchen for hours making baklava and other Turkish treats for Halit’s Eid al-Fitr: “Shit, Jerome if you were a girl i’d marry you in a heartbeat.” and its true. we would ALL marry jerome. who says no is lying. )

-Smooth™

-Ok the ego thing btw its weird its an act but hes weird about it dont ask

idk what else to write ok short rundown of his bio as again i’m writing a new one and i cringe every time i look at my old one. im probs forgetting a lot but EYO ITS 6AM WHO CARES

CHILDHOOD age 0 to 10

-Born to a single mom who got fucked over by a smash nd dash dad. (we side eye Ok Chanwook in this household.)

-Moms family discouraged her from taking care of him herself so putting up for adoption it is.

-Very emotional not ok mom boram cry a lot pls. (got v angry too like boi if she ever sees chanwook again he can change his name to no dick larry)

-Adopted by a French couple called Lucas and Daphné (previously named Annelies). pretty kool peeps

-JK racist assholes who fetishize jerome a lot. PLEASE. the yellow fever runs deep. take him away from them,

-Raised in a small town in France and knew 0 Asians growing up. so thats nice

-Loves his adoptive grandpa to death tho (who’s he named after u3u)

-Actually hates the rest lol

-Ok uncle Rémy pretty cool bc he laughs at teen!Jerome shit talking his parents and aunt Camille. She a sweety ;3; a bit odd but a sweety #stanauntCamille

-Basically the people on the Gauthier side and born from Jerome and Clemintine are ok, the rest is shit (except for his dad Lucas. He a Gauthier but he shit)

-Junior/Senior relationship w granpda ;3; “Pépé!!” “Junior!!” *tiny jerome swings around grandpa’s neck* LOVE

-Grandma passed when he was 9. (he loved her very much and would always show her his drawings on her bed ;-;)

-Hard time adjusting at first when he was a tiny toddler. had a lisp talking french. ;3; baby rome

-young jerome had a bad case of the abandonment issues he literally held onto his dads leg for like 30 minutes before the teacher finally peeled him away from him. my smol boi

-Elephants. remember this. is important. /sob

-TLDR; biological mom didnt want to loose him. adoptive parents and dad are fucks. grandpa is kool. jerome had a good childhood until he didnt. thank u ignorance

TEEN YEARS age 10 to 20

-middle school very nice

-j FUCKING KKKKK EMO JEROME INBOUNDDDD

-kids are mean. teens are mean. young!jerome v lonely

-honestly he had no friends. except for like maybe this one kid on his sport called mattheo but he kinda a weeb so uhhhh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-the time comes that he feels uncomfortable with everything korean. he already learned korean along side french and english when he was growing up but now distances himself from further learning. he clings to french culture a lot and even to this day he refers to himself as french and european, and rarely refers to himself as korean or asian.

-feels disconnected from both though. its like.. his parents took his korean culture away from him by using it for their own amusement. it was not his to have basically. and french- a lot of people around him give the vibe he’s not “allowed” to call himself fully french. they see him as korean, korean-french but never just french. he feels very misunderstood. lack of identity and just not fitting in

-around this time (or earlier i’m musing still) his cousin Antonin (moms side) kind of fell out on him. like. wow. not good. fucked jerome up a lil. (issues intensify)

-inferiority complex inbound/ is he ok? no he isnt. he starts writing to get his emotions out.

-Blessed Freddy rolled in teen jerome’s life like: guess we need to do history homework together jerome: aren’t you gonna make a ‘do my homework bc you’re asian’ joke freddy: why would i jerome:

-they bond over music, freddy is the one who gets him serious about getting into it (we thank our lord freddy for this gift of life we call singer/songwriter jerome. pray to freddy 10 times a day *srry jisoos christ but ur out*)

-literally young jerome would be a great soundcloud artist in this day and age. he was like joji meets rei brown with more of an rnb tinge. he liked ambient because it calmed him.

-in his old bio thats still up bc im a slow writer his old name was some dumb shit like l.only DUMB its romeles now (get it.. jeROME LESlie gauthier. im smart)

-OK IM GONNA GO QUICKER NOW

-eMO FOR A LONG TIME BC OF LONELINESS AND OTHERING FREDDY IS HIS BEACON OF HOPE WE LOVE FREDDY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!!!!!!!

-had a big ass fall out with his parents when he was around 15? was like “UHHH FUCK Y’ALL” and moved in with his grandpa (he was very disrespectful like damn boy but you know what. i support)

-best decision of his life because grandpa v lonely after his wife died and Jerome^2 is… so soft.

-Jerome dancing/singing to old tunes and being engrossed with old movies

-Learning how to cook ;3;

-I mean bc his middle and highschool were in Laval he spend a lot of his time w his grandpa already so he already had a bed and ;-; #jerome^2

-Halit rolls into his life. Braces, huge smile, lil prepubescent stash ohmygod. My child.

-BLANC is born. Freddy/Jerome/Halit’s musical trio. Stan the Three Musketeers

-Found his first best friend and a purpose in Freddy. Found a home in Halit. (sob)

-Finds solace in rnb and hiphop. People start noticing him because of it. Writes songs and performs them in café’s. Found his niche. 15 to 19 where his “best”  years

-THE BIG MOVE. After a concerned halit mom, a proud freddy mom and a “WHAT THE FUCK JEROME NO DONT GO” jerome mom they pack their bags and PARIS HERE WE COME

-Enter ex who haunts his life, Seo Yumi aka Marie (now model, v pretty, makes me cry)

-Spots her in the summer doing yoga in the park and boi he an assman so he got fucked up (jk he saw her face and was like wHAT love at first sight

-enrolls in film school, meets her there again and wow falls in love hard like wow calm down boy

-Dating~~~v possessive not good at ALL cALM DOWN JEROME

-ok he got his issues nd marie was the first one who openly listened to his problems and understood and made him appreciate his korean heritige bc she’s korean and showed him cultural aspects without the gross fetishizing that came with his parents and he just- he got intense ok. he already got a v intense personality so- still not good tho he needs to dial it down

-she thought so too and like after a year she was !!!! what the fuck. she is not one for serious relationships but jerome was like ehhh why not in the beginning its v nice to hear nd be seen as the most beautiful ok but then it got suffocating but instead of breaking up with him she kept him around. he a safe haven ya know. reliable. someone to built on later. *i wanna say she also didnt break up w him because his emo stories but marie,,, eh...* (funny tho like she got a thing for bad boys so she just “this is the fifth time you called me beautiful just degrade me lil like choke me idk” and jerome just “w-why would i do that you’re beautiful i dont want to hurt you” ah *looks into the future* ohhowthetableshaveturned.mp4 )

-Marie cheated on him the second she got the chance which was when jerome went to america w his bros

-Got offered a job as a songwriter when in ny. Wouldnt think he’d take it but after getting kicked out of school for beating the shit out of the guy marie cheated on him with and with marie out of the picture nothing held him back from starting a new life.

-TLDR; emo era. silver era. emo era 2 emo harder

ADULTHOOD age 20 to now

-Seoul make way for the rise of YUDDY™

-the name yuddy is from the film days of being wild. the character is kinda yuddy-ish too so he saw the film again and yep. thats my name

-Fuck_love.mp3

-Visits his orphanage. they like “nah boi u aint got no papers boi”

-Parents can give him access to his birthmother btw, aren’t doing it lol

-EMO

-Drinks. Sleeps around. Gets a reputation. You kno how it is. (gr8 ride tho. highly recommend. 5 out of 5 stars on yelp)

-SMASH ND DASH. Chanwook is that u??????

-One girl who he got with multiple times reminded him of Marie tho and that fucked him up for a bit (PSST ITS A PLOT WINK SO IF YA GIRL OF AGE IN THE 2013′S HMU BC ITS DRAMATIC HE GHOSTED THE SHIT OUT OF HER)

-Writes a lot of songs, a few for BC (knight baes). BC like *eye emoji* who dat boi who him iz

-Gets sign w BCreate and is like eyy life pretty good

-but lmao he debut and oh who’s that pretty girl promoting that lipstick?? oh.. its marie ;3;

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-Joins main label and literally joins w a blessing stream limbo on spotify

-wgm era was a great era of jerome lmty his hair was great, shared cute personal things, manager was happy, slept with his best friend, was married to a sweet beautiful girl ya know the good stuff  👍 no im not crying you are

-triple fantasy era was awful we dont talk about that he looked like his brother and i’m still emotional about him wow. 

-instagram is a great song

-Interviewer: u mention an ex in ur song tell me more Jerome: *SWEATS*  

-Marie: my short hair DOES look pretty thank u babe ur red hair was cute too <3<3

-The fact she linked to him now is spook

-But ok he still flirty, still daring, still yuddy™ but definitely less of the whole “sleeping around” thing now bc he… he uhh closetoyou.mp3

TLDR; he turned into his dad but romeo is rising AND HE IS SCARED!!!!!

also never forget jerome is the messiest king in this ok non y’all are as messy as him. he fucked his ex’s friend oK THERE IS NOTHING MORE MESSY. dONT COME FOR HIS CROWN

[pksuburban]

nail, pk, skinny, ovechkin, nicklas backstrom, parayko, carter hutton, patrik berglund (wow i went overboard srry)

Nail! (i shoulda known 😂)

okay so what I know about Nail, he totally seems Gryffindor to me. Honest, practical, playful, and they have a strong moral center. They’re brave and the way that he handled being traded at the beginning of the season and gave his new team a chance the way that he did and the way he handled it was very brave (to me, at least).

PK!

PK is definitely a Slytherin. Cunning, resourceful, determined, and ambitious. Bold and assertive. PK is so beautifully and unapologetically himself and he is very adaptable to new situations (ex: The Trade™). Everything PK does he does for a reason and wants to advance and be the best in what ever he does. Slytherins care about the impressions people have on them so PK is himself all the time to let people know that what they’re getting is real. 

Skinny 💕

Gryffindor, a soft one. Passionate and playful and always smiling, but not afraid to take control and do what needs to be done (see the A on his jersey). He’s a good person and one of the main traits of a Gryffindor is chivalry and Skinny is v chivalrous (honest, just, courageous, and polite). He was kind of hard for me but the one thing I could rule out was Slytherin.

Ovi (my father)

I’m sorry that this is the 3rd Gryffindor but omg Ovi is like the Gryffindor prefect, house boy, captain of the quidditch team, all of it. Have you seen that video of him driving the gator underneath the closing garage with him and Mike Green on board and Ovi is grinning away like he’s having the best time? He’s very focused on experiencing and doing and living in the moment. He likes to have fun but he also takes up for his team. While his secondary house could definitely be Slytherin, to me, his prominent house is definitely for those brave at heart.

Backy (papa backy)

Backy is a Ravenclaw! He’s very aware of his surroundings and practical about things. He’s creative (especially his assists) and witty. He observes more often than partakes (aka see Ovi’s shenanigans and then see Backy on the side probably lowkey judging). He’s willing to learn to make himself better, and you know that he’s smart but he doesn’t flaunt it.

Colts 💙

Parayko is a good Hufflepuff! Prime Hufflepuff traits are loyal, just, kind, and unafraid of toil. They’re also hardworking (see him getting his degree during offseason), good-hearted (folds towels for equipment staff and helps unloads bags from the bus), practical, patient, dependable, and open-minded. 

Carter Hutton

So I don’t know too much about Hutts but he seems Ravenclaw to me. You get this impression that he’s quiet but he’s not and he’s very funny and witty with his humor. He likes to know what to do and how to do it properly. He seems independent and self-entertaining as well.

Patrik Berglund

So again my Blues knowledge is sadly very limited but he seems very fun-loving and in the moment. He doesn’t take himself too seriously so it’s easy to relax around him and cut up. He’s very honest/blunt and kind of nonchalant. Gryffindor!

Send me a hockey player and I’ll tell you what Hogwarts House I’d sort them in