#srry if this is bad 😬

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I edited my oc a LOTTTT since the last time I talked about her.

My oc LuLu (or Xiang) was actually a celestial maiden-

And to only talk about her backstory, she only became a demon when she was banished from the heavens. For hooking up with a mortal man.

(I mean this story to be taken lightheartedly) The reason why she was banished is that she was down on earth, bathing in the pond with other maidens. Some man stole her clothes-

Did she hook up with this man?? Hell no. She hooked up with the man that exposed the man for stealing Xiang’s clothes.

Her family was ashamed when they found out and had her banished. (Even if they didn’t, she’d still probably be banished by court rules). The only one that cares more about Xiang then her immodest actions is her maternal grandfather, and he checks in on her every other week and spends time with her.

She was actually pissed about being outcasted from her family and planned to get payback. But her grandfather advised her otherwise and visited her more often to check in on her. She eventually abandons her plan, just wanting to get the thought of her family out of her head. With the exception of her grandfather.

During this time in her life, she’d take a human form, seduce mortals, and when she had them alone, she’d devour them.

Modern time, she just never wants to talk to her family other than her grandfather ever again. She gets why they did it- But she just can’t help but feel bitter about how they outcasted her.

She just seduces humans for the thrill, money, and the feeling of being wanted now.

She’s stopped with the whole ‘eating humans’ thing, but I’m sure her mortal friends are kinda put off about it when they hear it.

Lmk fans I love ocs give me all the oc RANT, SCREAM, WRITE,DRAW ALL THE OCS/SELF INSERTS YOU WANT CRINGE CULTURE CAN CHOKE ON MY LEFT BIG TOE AT A 90 DEGREE ANGLE anyways TELL ME ABT YPUR OCS

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Trope Rating Game

Rules: How much do these tropes affect your decision to click on a fic?

-10 -> very dissuaded

0 - don’t care either way

+10 -> very enticed

nope -> if it’s a hard no and you’d never click on a fic with that tag or or you even have the tag blocked or you’d insta click out of the fic if it wasn’t tagged. Bonus points for explaining the rating and whether it’s conditional.

Thanks for tagging me @deliciouskeys! (You can read theirs here.)

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Personal Disclaimer: With the exception of one trope, to be fair I will never rate something a +10 or a -10 unless I really, really hate it, such as the noncon trope and watersports | omorashi trope which I have blocked, at least not for 99% of these tropes listed below, because my interest in a trope fluctuates depends on the writer and their overall execution of it. I will, at least, give almost everything a chance so my interest or aversion to any trope is usually flexible and not always guaranteed.

Age gap: +3 / -9

Meh. I don’t personally seek this trope out in stories. Whilst I don’t hate this trope, I do detest when it dives into the Lolita & Humbert Humbert CP grooming territory because I will immediately back out. In stories however where the Love Interest is usually this hundred year old devastatingly attractive immortal being compared to our mortal Main Character, I just take this sort of age gap trope into stride. Sometimes you got your spunky MC with their rich, much older middle-aged sugar daddy story, which I have seen pulled off. Other times the real world implications can creep up in my mind during the read-through which breaks me out of the immersion; I will feel an ick if the writer describes the MC as this “cute, coquettish milky voiced, tender fingers like scallions, small face that can be held in a palm” precocious six-or-fifteen year old being flirted by this twenty-or-thirty year old “handsome uncle” I don’t care if he’s secretly the prince, but I do try to keep an open mind if this is a novel takes place in a pseudo-historical setting where child marriage is the norm due to mortality rates of the begone era, etc (age gaps are quite common in “historical” C-novels where the reborn malicious FL reincarnates into her young self, as well as your typical cultivation danmei disciple/shizun romance where the teacher is this cold and aloof beauty who is as old as dirt being seduced by their junior disciple who ages throughout the story). I will harshly judge the older Love Interest for crushing on a child/teen, no matter how sweetly the writer tries to portray it.

So regarding this trope, I will only continue to read the story as long as 1) the writing is so good that it’d be a shame to stop, 2) the MC is actually an adult wo/man who is reborn or transmigrated into their current body, 3) nothing sexual happens during this time when the MC is physically underage, 4) they only get together when the MC is of legal age.

Codependency: +9

Yes. The fictional toxic codependency. Inject it in my veins. I’ve never read a Dark fic that hasn’t done this trope well, but I’ll rate it a +9 and not a perfect +10 because there was one QT story where the previously intelligent and admirable MC had become so codependent on their Love Interest at this point of the story, they disappointingly lost all agency and IQ. I ended up skipping that arc. The moment the writer makes the MC stupidly OOC is the moment I quit the fic. You can��t sacrifice the MC’s established personality, IQ, and strengths just to make them a sad, clingy, parasitic dodder flower with no agency at the end of their love journey. Fierce, independent MCs who turn into weak, lovestruck idiots—and they’re not deliberately manipulated step-by-step into being like this—in any story make me wince.

But otherwise, if I see this trope tagged in a fic, I’m more inclined to check it out. It’s the passion, the dependence, the yearning, the mutual pining and deep obsession. Ugh, it’s so good in a fictional setting.

Obsession/Possessiveness, jealousy: +9, -8/+8

Execution matters. If I know ahead of time what I’m getting myself into (for example: yandere ML, Dark fic, dubious morals, toxic codependency, etc), I will eagerly swallow up the obsessive/ possessive Love Interest with glee. In fact, I look forward to reading how fucked up they can get when pushed to the extreme. I also love the rare POV moments that show us an insight into how actually obsessed they are with the Main Character. However, with jealousy, not so much. The Love Interest or MC can cutely eat vinegar (be jealous) only so many times—before it starts getting on my nerves and starts becoming less cute, more annoying in my reading. HOWEVER, if it’s an antagonist or cannon fodder character who is jealous of the MC or Love interest, SIGN ME UP. I want to see them get their karma in the story and get face slapped (retribution) by the MC or Love Interest or whoever’s in the MC’s camp.

Opposites (grumpy/sunshine etc): +8

***One caveat: I don’t like the innocent, sunshine, pure, happy-go-lucky, sometimes emotionally immature Holy Mother/ Holy Father as my MC, especially if they’re portrayed to be adorably dumb and klutzy or childish. There is no faster way to turn me off a story than forcing me to follow this kind of naive Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu Main Character who cries every other chapter and has the agency of a wet doormat—especially if they keep doing unnecessarily stupid things that end up with them getting kidnapped as a contrived plot device for the writer’s Love Interest to come to the MC’s rescue. I despise scatterbrained MCs with questionable IQs, who has no other personality except looking cute, acting cute, eating a lot of food, and keeps getting babied by everyone around them. *shudders* Imagine a ruthless intelligent ML who turns into a henpecked wife slave the moment they see the MC, disregarding the MC’s name to instead call the MC cutesy nicknames like JiaoJiao, Dray~, Homie/ Johnny, “wifey/ hubby” and clinging onto them, rubbing their head and telling them to “be good.” This is the best way to torture me.

But other than that, I love intelligent, proactive, scheming MCs. So for their Love Interest, I do like if the writer pairs them with someone either similar (they’re both secretly black-bellied two-faced “award winning Oscar actors”, haha) or someone who is on the extreme side of who they are but respects and is incredibly doting on our MC. The MC can be their voice of reason in the relationship, or vice versa. One can be the brains, one can be the muscle.

Enemies to lovers, Enemies with benefits: +8/ -9

Yes, but only with certain ships that I find to be interesting in concept to see shipped together (the irony can be delicious, and can even be funny to think about). The character development is usually done well and it feels rewarding to see how the romance happens between these two opposing forces. I always latch on to one particular character in a franchise, and since we are in the MC’s shoes the majority of the time, I usually gravitate toward liking the MC. And, naturally, a strong villain attracts my interest. Then I think about the What-If? But whilst my ship preference tend to lean toward hero/villain (ex. B/utchlander, T/omarry), there are exceptions (ex. B/ingqiu, B/ingyuan, Y/uanjiu, H/ualian, S/tolitz, sorta R/hack, I/nuKago).

For the later half (the majority of other ships I adore), NO. Never! Not with a twelve foot pole! I will never read them for my beloved shaylas who already canonically like or (begrudgingly) respect/ tolerate each other. Their love is so pure and wholesome, it’d feel like a desecration to split my beloved canon ship apart! It’s the reason why I AVOID certain ships or character-centric stories involving certain characters in whichever franchises because I mentally recoil at the thought of reading anything about that particular character in an Enemies to Lovers romance with my NOTP. Out of respect, I will not say who these characters are but you will never guess the characters I dislike or not have any strong feelings about just by looking at my own fanfics, haha; this writer hides her bias very well (as long as I don’t say it outright in an A/N).

Friends with benefits: 0

No particular strong feelings of like or dislike. If there are any fics I’ve read before with this trope, I judge it based on the execution of the (mutual) pining, characterizations, the overarching plot, and the story’s writing quality. It can be cute and touching, as well as sweet or hot. Or it can be boring to read, and/or aggravating. The MC or Love Interest can be painfully oblivious to an extent (it can be comedic at times), but I fully expect them to discover the extent of their feelings for their friend eventually so I won’t feel that I wasted my time on two blocks of wood. The writer can only drag out the “will they, won’t they?” so long before the narrative excuses start becoming intolerable.

Sex to feelings: 0

Doesn’t matter to me. Usually I’d say the ship itself and writer’s execution of sex to feeling in the story matter. And that I’m okay with this trope because I know feelings will eventually develop between the two main characters. BUT if you were to put this trope into whichever story I’m reading, it doesn’t matter if I like the plot and characters, if there’s too much melodrama and angst and/or dumb poor choices made, I WILL lose my patience and probably abandon reading it.

Fake dating/relationship: -1

Doesn’t appeal to me that much because of the predictable clichés I can see a mile away. For example, you know the Love Interest will usually be accompanied by a romantic rival character (usually from their past, like an ex-fiancée or a person who had a crush on them) who will show up to antagonize and ultimately lose to the MC. For example, you know there will be some kind of misunderstanding or falling out between the MC and Love Interest for dramatic purposes, which will be resolved with a future reconciliation scene.

Anyway, if the MC and Love Interest have to lie about the status of their relationship to others to fulfill a secret agenda, I can tolerate this trope because you already know they’re going to develop feelings for each other regardless. It’s inevitable. So now you want to see how that fake relationship turns into the genuine article and real feelings come into the picture.

Friends to lovers: +3

Depends on the ship and the characterization. I find this trope can be more on the boring side because I prefer my slowburns to have some intrigue and tension my guilty pleasure is reading about obsessed fictional yanderes; there’s only so much you can do with the (childhood) friend to lovers trope, but when this trope is executed well it’s tooth-rottenly wholesome and can even be fun/ny to read.

Found Family: +9

Let’s put aside fanfiction for now and focus on light novels. Because I have not found a light novel that hasn’t done this trope well in my personal opinion. At worst, maybe it’s just a passing blurb in the story and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. But when it’s done well, it’s incredible and so emotionally touching, you feel relieved that the MC, who has gone through hell and back, has finally found a family they can call their own and have the MC’s back, or vice versa with the MC having their found family’s back as their number one backer. I recently read a no-romance QT novel where the MC transmigrates into each mission world to be the mother of the target, and changes the lives of the mission target and those around them for the better. Very wholesome, very touching, two thumbs up. Found family stories make me believe in the good of humanity again.

Hurt/Comfort: nope

I’m sure there are good stories that do the hurt/comfort trope justice, but stories with ONLY hurt/comfort for, like, 60%-90% of the plot will get a HARD PASS from me. I get annoyed by weak characters who do nothing but whine and cry and need to be coddled or babied. There is also a higher risk of a character being written OOC with this specific trope, with so much angst and insufferable melodrama shoved down my throat. So I tend to avoid the hurt/comfort genre entirely (I can tolerate only a little hurt/comfort in a story before I start becoming impatient with the MC and want them to grow up/ develop a thick skin/ grow a spine/ scheme against the people who’d wronged them). I like my fierce, strong, smart, independent MCs who are a one-wo/man army themself and are emotionally mature; where the writer rarely and purposely lets down their MC’s walls only sometimes to show their emotional vulnerability so it leaves a stronger impact.

Love Triangle: 0

A good writer knows just how long they can afford to drag out the love triangle conundrum—before readers get tired of seeing the indecisive MC waffle back and forth again and again and again and again about who they ought to choose.

If I knew going in that the love triangle leads to a threesome, hmm, I need to see its execution first but I would give it a chance to convince me.

If it’s a love triangle for the sake of giving the Fe/Male Lead (the winner) competition and having them eat vinegar (slang: be jealous) to discover their true feelings for the MC, ehhhhh, I also need to see its execution. The soap opera-like angst and melodrama can become tiring—especially if the MC is indecisive for too long, or the writer performs an abrupt character assassination and makes the Second Fe/Male Lead OOC just to make the First Fe/male Lead the winner of the love triangle. Truthfully I usually won’t give a shite about the Secondary Fe/male Lead of the story because I know 99.99999% of the time they are the losers of the love triangle and that the MC will choose the main Love Interest, so I don’t waste any emotional investment into them. Instead I either skim, skip, or impatiently read through their scenes so we can hurry up to the scenes with the MC interacting with the main Love Interest.

Poly, open relationships: +3 / nope

Nope to open relationships. The lack of commitment, countless dramatic jealousy scenes, and the duplicitous MC sometimes feeling it is necessary to downplay and deceive their Love Interests into believing they aren’t cheating on them with other women, just to save their own hide, make me irked.

Harem stories though can be fun to read. Collecting waifus/ hubbies is similar to collecting Pokémon cards, haha. But unless it’s a palace intrigue premise in a pseudohistorical feudal setting about an emperor/empress and his/her harem (with the MC overcoming the jealous concubines and/or current Empress to steal the Love Interest’s heart and win the Emperor/Empress position), I will 99.9999% of the time probably never voluntarily seek out to read an open relationship centric fanfic. It’s so hard to execute this concept without the writer unintentionally making their MC come across as an emotionally-oblivious, insensitive, two-timing cheating Gary-Stu pervert with a bland personality; similarly if it’s a reverse harem where the gender of the MC is female, with a “fairy-like beauty.” Personally I will always have my favorites in a harem story, and the Best Girl/ Best Boy for me will almost always be the Main Love Interest (usually the first FL | ML we are introduced to in the story) that occupies at least 70% of the MC’s scenes. Everyone else fades into the background but at least I expect to see the MC love all of them equally, even with the jealous lovers cliché.

Light novels, on the other hand, are a different matter. I’m a little more amenable to poly—but 1) I need to know going in that it’s a harem story where the MC commits to ALL their Love Interests and 2) I need to like/ be able to tolerate ALL the waifus/ husbandos. I have just recently dropped a 300+ chapter harem light novel after already being 200+ chapters in once I saw who the final waifu was going to be; I liked the first, second, and third FLs decently enough because they all had tender and loving scenes with our villainous MC—but I fundamentally disagreed with the fourth because it was a coerced love/hate relationship and loveless and, quite frankly, came across as a tad misogynistic. Which was why I regrettably ended up abandoning the author’s book.

Mistaken/hidden identity: +7

Execution matters but, so far of all the fics I’ve read that feature the mistaken/hidden identity trope, I haven’t come across a writer that’s majorly fucked it up at worst it’s disappointingly anticlimactic. It’s exciting to read about the characters’ reactions when the identity reveal finally happens and is often what I look forward to.

Monsterfucking: -1

You would think, after reading all my threadfic oneshots and perusing my AO3 writing portfolio, that I’d probably be super into this trope; the truth is, eh, not quite. You have to understand, I used to like it A LOT in my teens and happily wrote about taboo human interspecies romances with vampires, werewolves, and demons. But after reading a lot of this trope, the monsterfucking trope eventually starts becoming boring to you once you start recognizing patterns. And once you start recognizing patterns, you can predict the incoming clichés and stereotypes—and now the previously interesting story has become far less appealing to continue because now there’s no tension or excitement. So you become picky.

Nowadays I would only seek out monsterfucking centric stories if 1) the plot is decent to keep my interest, 2) the characterizations, and 3) there is a fresh creative take on the monster lore. Make it fucked up. Make it at least somewhat original. Don’t make it tame; I want to see the MC be fucked by an actual monster (what’s the point of writing a monsterfucking fic if your monster behaves less of a monster and more like a human dressed up as one? If I’d wanted to read a human/human story, I would read that and not the monsterfucking story you promised us based on your tags+summary; you need to deliver on what you promised). I will read about your human character fucking an eldritch god or Zerg alien; being bred by a shapeshifting protagonist who can turn into all the monster races such as an elf, a dragon with two hemipenes, a demon, a cat demon with accurate feline reproductive organ, a literal lich, etc; being drained of “vitality” by a ghost king or zombie king; a shapeshifting slime monster; etc—but it has to just be an element to spice up the story and not be the only selling point of why I should read the story. Personally the frequent papapa-ing (the smut) is honestly not what’s going to keep me invested in a story. So whilst I would rate monsterfucking a 0 now because of my current neutrality, I marked it -1 because I tend to avoid reading it nowadays after having grown out of my teenage vampire and werewolf phase, and now having certain conditions that must be met for me to click on a monsterfucking fic.

Pregnancy: -9

I never intentionally seek out stories that feature the pregnancy trope front and center, whether it’s F/M, omegaverse, or mpreg. If it just comes with the story as a small plot device, sure, I’ll still read it (*sighs* it’s not like I have a choice; who told the writer to include it in their novel-long story that I’ve been diligently reading since ch1?). There can be sweet moments, especially during the prenatal care and allows the writer to create loveydovey opportunities between their Main Character and Love Interest that make me smile. But very few writers give the laborious child birthing process the proper respect it deserves and instead comes across as a writer’s not-so-secret fetish, with so much OOCness (and/or the exaggerated emasculation of a canonically masculine male character if it’s an mpreg). I do admire and respect writers who can execute this trope well, but it cannot be a main ingredient of a story to convince me to give it an honest chance. The plot and characterizations will determine if I continue reading this story or abandon reading it.

Second Chance: +9

This is essentially a Fix-It, no?

If this is like the “reborn” FL/ML genre where the slighted MC is reborn into their childhood (or insert whatever time in the past) and proactively schemes and manipulates their way to get their happy ending whilst face-slapping everyone who’d wronged them in their previous life and/or finds a MUCH better dream lover than their previous scummy ex, sign me up! I love this trope! Especially if the inncocent and good-hearted FL/ML becomes this two-faced green tea white lotus with Oscar award acting as they take down their foes and dish out their revenge!

If this is, like the “wife chasing crematorium” genre, where the ML fucks up and regrets how they mistreated the MC after their death/divorce and, hence, have to grovel and “chase” their runaway wife/husband until they love them again, -99999999. There’s only two stories I can think of where I didn’t mind it, but they were the Quick Transmigration C-novels that span over 100+ chapters where the MC played the scummy MLs in the palm of their hand and it was very satisfying seeing the scum MLs get their just desserts and being emotionally tortured by the MC—until their actions speak for themselves (even then, I prefer if the scummy ML(s) regrets and always yearns for the MC for the rest of their life, unable to recapture the MC’s affections because the MC has moved on to live a fulfilling life till the end of their lifespan, holding their head up high and not looking back once at this “old discarded shoe” of theirs). There are a lot of incredibly well-written novels/manhua/manga/manhwa/dramas that I used to really like—until I saw the strong FL/MC returned to the arms of their abuser who’d caused them that much torment and emotional pain and trauma in their previous life. Umm, author-nim, what are you trying to tell us? That it’s okay to forgive the sins of a scummy ex who wronged us as long as they regret and apologize? Umm, no???? These kind of battered wife syndrome ending can ruin the enjoyment of an entire story for me. Because, geez, what a waste of character development. The whole overarching plot of your MC overcoming the traumas of their past and learning to love themself, perhaps even meeting another Love Interest who has developed affections for our confident MC and would be the best perfect lover for them in this new life, yet you make this sort of MC return to his/her scummy ex in the end????? HARD PASS.

Slowburn: +10

You’re looking at a bookworm who has consumed 2,000+ chapter light novel behemoths without batting an eye (pssst, this is a hint for you to read light novel series like Overgeared (ahhhhh my goat!), Overlord, Solo Leveling, etc). If any of you have read light novels before (C-novels and/or K-novels in particular), then you know how much of a sloooooowburn those stories tend to be, how long winded the text can get, full of purple prose and flowery euphemisms. What do you mean in a 300+ chapter story, our MC and the Love Interest only finally managed to hold hands at chapter 150? What do you mean they only kiss at chapter 225? For me, as long as the plot is interesting and the characters are smart and fun to follow along and I know there will be a satisfactory Happy Ending waiting for me at the end of the journey, I have an exceptionally high patience for slowburns and will, usually, love them. This might be my personal bias speaking, but slowburns tend to be more vibrant, more emotionally stirring, with room to show character growth and intrigue and worldbuilding. A slowburn is an investment, a gamble to trust the writer, and I want my time to be compensated and well worth the commitment. I can’t wait to laugh and cry with these characters as I follow them on their “hero’s journey” and hope to see they get a fitting ending that they deserve after all the trials and tribulations. A genuinely good slowburn shows the writer’s writing chops—and you usually know you’re in for a good time.

Soulmates: +9

Soulmates are an inherently romantic concept. And I’ve never seen a Soulmate premise not executed well by others. This trope is practically fail safe. The possibilities are endless, whether it can be taken literally in a romantic light, or platonic soulmates, or imbued with drama because what do you mean two sworn enemies are each other’s soulmates? The irony. The drama. Do they fight fate or accept it? The worst that could be done with this concept is if the writer makes the story or characters boring, but I’ve seen many refreshing creative interpretations of Soulmate AUs—whether it’s seeing color for the first time when they meet their soulmate, being born with their soulmate’s name, symbol, or words inscribed on their bodies, being born with a soul bond, etc.

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how did i not kno that dan voicd robert.

[magpie-murder]

it'd be wild if they gave asgard's citizens phones in marvel i bet they'd have the best drama

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No.

#date: 2023/11/23 #when will he croak #i've been running this blog for centuries #frigga for allfather #kick the bucket already i'm getting bored of posting here

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I come to Tumblr with a regretful update. As you may know, my family and our fiercest warriors have been traveling between realms in search of our stolen relics.

While attempting to recover one, my brother lost his life in battle while protecting us. He shielded me with his body. My brother died a hero.

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May he reach Folkvangr. My deepest condolences. But I thought Baldur was impervious to all harm...?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

It was Loki. :( I'm devastated.

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Oh.

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is that all you can muster? "oh." you thought i was dead, and that's it? that's all you have? what do you mean by that? let's talk. :)

⛈️ god-of-thunder

You're alive? Where are you?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Wait, what happened to @einherjarl? He deactivated?

⛈️ god-of-thunder

Loki?

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Just finished custom making this handle

#metalwork #artists on tumblr #double sided axe #my art

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⚡️LIGHTNING ROUND⚡️

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

?

einherjarl-deactivated20231120

Lady Sif is not one of The Warriors Three. It says it in the name. There are three of them. Not four.

Correct this.

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I voted for Sif.

🪓 valiant-festivals

I voted for Sif.

🔺️ grim-warrior

I voted for Sif.

✨️ the-dashingest

Wait, Hogun? But you didn't tell us you had a phone?

🔺️ grim-warrior

I don't.

#lady sif propaganda #lightning round #poll reblog #only one more round after this! #i'm so glad lady sif doesn't have tumblr lol #i hope you guys dont mind that a mortal is running this blog btw #i really didnt expect any of you to see this 😬 #and srry for the reblog spam #also hogun lol

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i see your thirst edits, you sick freaks.

#start tagging me in them #and/or sending them to me

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umm i'm in ohio to visit my parents and there's like. um . a giant wolf running alongside my car? i'd call animal control but this thing is ginormous and i don't think that would do anything.

it doesnt have a leash or anything (obv its bigger than my car) but it's covered in chains. what do i do??

@identifying-d𝚘gs-in-posts ??

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Fenrir Lokison?

#😨

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I really don't think Loki is that bad. Sure, he's had a rocky history, but I don't think he's done anything worthy of scorn. Besides, hasn't he just died and come back or something like that, anyway? He has a blank slate, in my book.

#is it just me? #i hear people saying we should banish or kill him #i find that idea preposterous #he's just misunderstood

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einherjarl-deactivated20231120

I'm not going to @ them, but ugh... Someone I'm acquainted with just died in battle, and honestly? I'm so relieved. Is that terrible? Don't answer that, I know that it is. I'll probably delete this in a few hours.

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that's what you get for vagueing.

cowards don't go to valhalla.

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#10. Threesome

#11. Cuckolding [you or him watching]

#12. Crossdressing

#.13 "I-I don't like it when you call me ______.. c-could you maybe go a bit- softer?"

#14. babysitter, "I'm not a kid so stop treating me like one!"

#15. Tutor me please![tutor reader]

#16. Camboy

#17. Yandere [reader or charc]

#18. Pegging [for the first time? Up to you]

#19. Cheating charc [with you]

#20. Crying + first time

Characters: you can order!

• All male genshin impact adults

• jjk men [gojo, nanami, yuuta, itadori]

•Aot men [Levi, Armin, Eren.]

A/n: hey guys...ik it's been a bit..again😔 (v.srry Abt that😭)

This is my first time doing an event like this so give me some grace if the prompts are bad or not to your liking😭.

You might have noticed some of the prompts are a bit...weird? Even by my standards😬🙏 and that's because I really wanted to push out of my comfort zone and try to push my boundaries, explore and find out just how far I'm willing to go with my writing, I'm also trying to expand my pool of fandoms! (Since genshin ain't releasing any men💀🙏)

Lastly, thank you all so much for 4k♥️ and a special thanks to anyone who's ever rebloged my work I owe this little community all to you 💞

[sockiestupidity]

Reader having a depressive episode and Miguel helps them out of it 👀👀👀👀

Also can I be 🕸️ anon 👁️👄👁️

AH OKAY SO FIRST IF ALL. RLLY SRRY IF THIS IS BAD😭 I LEGIT DIDNT KNOW HOW TO WRITE THIS🧍‍♂️

ALSO MY SECOND REQUEST???😭 FREAKING TF OUT LITERALLY TY 🕸️ ANON

I JUST WANNA STATE THAT I HAVE NEVER HAD A DEPRESSIVE EPISODE EVEN THO IM CONSTANTLY SAD SO A LOT OF THINGS MIGHT BE INACCURATE BUT JUST LET ME KNOW IF THIS IS LIKE WRITTEN RLLY BADLY AND ILL TAKE IT DOWN🥴

Warnings-lowercase intended, bad writing and grammar as usual, depression/depressive episode, ooc miguel?, use of the word mijo, forehead kiss👁️

nonverbal/mute reader again (might decide to make this my thing?? bc nonverbal/mute reader fics do be hard to find)(srry if u wanted reader to talk 😬😬😬)

reader uses hq housing as usual🤩(U CANNOT TELL ME THAT HQ HOUSING DOES NOT EXIST I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT😤)

ALSO MIGUEL AND READER ARE AGAIN IMPLIED TO ALREADY HAVE AN ESTABLISHED PLATONIC/FOUND FAMILY DYNAMIC (sorry for the long intro 🕸️ anon, pls still lob me🥺)(that second part is meant to be funny lol)

it was around 1:00 pm the time you and miguel decided to set up as a designated lunch time as the both of you had not been able to get together because both of your schedules had been busy lately. although you had claimed to have been occupied with missions, he hadn't seen you completing any of those missions. he shrugged it off, thinking that maybe he just was preoccupied with another matter when you had completed your missions. (A/N: miguel i lob u but sometimes ur rlly serving idiot😔)

his oblivious mindset soon turned into worry when it dawned 1:30 and you still had not shown up. "what trouble could that kid possibly have gotten into that made them this late?" he thought to himself. you were usually a punctual person, and often arrived to your lunch meetings with him earlier than he did. as he waited another ten minutes he decided that he needed to take action, it was out of character for you to be this late, especially with your history of punctuality.

miguel headed over to your room at hq housing. in his mind, he thought that it was a possibility that you were just tired and had just layed down for a nap, forgetting about your meet up with him.

as he knocked on your door and patiently waited, he noticed that there was a lack of noise. he knocked on your door, and proceeded to hold his ear up to the door, wanting to confirm the lack of noise. you had naturally always been a quiet person, contrasting with many of the eccentric personalities most spider people had.

miguel felt something odd about the quietness, and decided that he had no choice but to investigate further. surprisingly, the door was locked, despite the fact that you had always locked your door, no matter what. as he entered the room he was met with an unsightly mess.

all of your belongings were strewn across the floor, if he wasnt worried before then he was definitely worried now. your stuffed animals had always been your most prized possessions, he remembered how you always furiously typed about them. hell, he wouldnt be surprised if your stack of communication cards were so thick because you made a special card for each stuffed animal.

as he entered where your bed was located, he noticed an increasing amount of clothing piles, as well as more misplaced stuffed animals, he frowned at this. where could you possibly be? and how could you let your room get this bad? he trudged through the piles of clothes. he looked at your bed, there was nothing there but a lump. he assumed that it was more of your clothes, or maybe your pillows. he was about to back away when he suddenly saw the lump move.

"kid is that you moving right now?" he asked, waiting for a sign of some sort that it was infact you, and not just his imagination. he suddenly heard a tap.

miguel took that as a sign that it was you, "can you please show me that wonderful face of yours?" he asked softly. he wanted to make sure that he wasnt accidentally pressuring you to do anything.

when there was a lack of response he decided to go a slightly different route, "may i flip the sheet over just a bit for you? i want to talk to you face to face." he wasn't really expecting a response, as it seemed like you didn't want to acknowledge him. he was taken aback when you responded with another tap.

he slowly lifted the covers, and was met with your face, but something was off..

you had a dead look in your eyes, they also looked red, as if you had been crying. he gave you a concerned look. if he had known that you were struggling this much he would've visited you sooner.

he ran his fingers through your hair as a form of comfort, attempting to give you some sort of comfort. "im going to try to get you out of this mess, you wont have to worry about being alone anymore, alright?" he watched you as you slowly nodded.

miguel started to get to work on your room. he made sure that all your clean and dirty clothes had been separated accordingly, and had folded all the clean clothes neatly into your drawers, which he had also taken the liberty to organize, he then placed all your stuffed animals in the correct spots that were assigned to each of them, collected your trash, and finally ended with a good scrub. he decided to not only clean your whole bathroom, but also scrubbed down any other hard surfaces that had been covered in grime. (A/n: this might be a bit extreme for just a week but trust me, it doesn't take that long for hard surfaces to get musty)

once every item in your room had been neatly organized and accordingly cleaned he approached you once again. you still had yet to move from your position.

he sat down on your newly cleaned floor, wanting to make sure that he looked less threatening to you, he then spoke up once again, " everything will be fine kid. do you think you could get up?" you slowly nodded.

he helped you slowly stand up and embraced you in a hug. you were caught by surprise, as the only time miguel came in contact with people, it was mostly violent.

after the hug ended he spoke up again, "you're going to take a shower and get dressed, ill wait for you." you slowly nodded once again.

you still felt so much dread, and misery but you wanted to show miguel that you could be strong and that you really did want to get better for him.

you headed to the shower, clothes and towel in hand. you slowly took your clothes off after the water was to your liking and slowly began your shower. you mostly just focused on rinsing your body, the thought of doing your hair seemed as too big of a task for yourself. you finished your shower and dried yourself off, then got dressed.

you then opened the bathroom door, your face meeting miguel's as you gestured to your hair, "you want me to take care of your hair?" you nodded in response to the question.

he knew exactly how to take care of your hair, as he used to take care of gabriellas hair.. he started running the sink, and then grabbed your hair products and a hairbrush. he ran his fingers under the water, "alright, this is going to be weird but i need you to tilt your head, just like you're at the hair salon, it might feel uncomfortable because we don't have a stool but i promise you that you'll feel so much better later." you nodded and placed your head in the sink.

"let me know if it gets too hot." you blinked your eyes in response. he started massaging in your shampoo, after rinsing it out he lightly brushed your hair for a bit, before continuing with conditioner. once he was done with conditioner it was easier for him to brush out your knot's.

once all the knots were properly detangled he turned the sink off and spoke once again, "would you like your hair dried?" you nodded, he grabbed your drier and got to work, making sure every part of your hair dried evenly (if you have curly hair he used the diffuser attachment). after your hair was dried he brushed out your hair once again.

you turned to face him with a soft look in yours eyes. you reminded him of gabby so much that it hurt his heart. he couldn't even imagine his little girl having to go through this by herself. "thank you" you signed.

he felt a pang in his heart, "of course, you know that im always here if you need my help, mijo." he gave you a small forehead kiss.

"we should get some food now, kid." you nodded. he guided you towards the cafeteria that most spider people ate at in the society. you smiled at the miguel themed burger. maybe everything would finally be okay with miguels to support you through your toughest times.

A/N: this might be long and confusing bc im rlly sleep deprived(sorry😔)

ofc theres more to depression but i rlly wanted to at least incorporate some sort of fluff😭

[targwh0re]

Thoughts on Teen Wolf the Movie while watching it pt.4

Not Eli just crouching in the corner

"Remember Simba" 🦁

Damn imagine that's how Derek introduced Eli to the pack💀 took him to the look out place/point? and held him up like Simba but he's a little wolf pup🐺 "and all the dragons roared as one" (srry I've been watching alot of Hotd)

Really fucked up of you to have Derek stabbed like that infront of his son who has no way of knowing his dad's not actually dead

Why'd they fall down the stairs?

nah grl ur fam got themselves killed

How poetic of Nogi 📜✒

"I can do this" or not

I stand by the idea that the only reason Eli didn't pass out was bc there wasn't a mirror around 😂

Poor Malia, she obviously cares about Eli very much

Oh, so we just out here stabbing ourselves now? Interesting development in our tale

Also that's the rock I'm talking about, the one where Derek could've brought baby Eli😂

"Can't we just call Stiles?" Is what he was going to stay

why is Jackson eating in every scene😂

...

....

🎶walk him like a dog, sis, walk him like a dog🎶

Second hand embarrassment 😳 Peter why they got you on the floor like that😭💀

I'm weak. Yes, Peter we can see the blood 5 feet infront of you, and you would've seen it too if you had been STANDING

What happend to that scene where Peter was reprimanding Malia "can you at least try to behave more human" We just throwing that out the window😭

Okay I'm done now, I swear

Jackson amd Malia both not understanding a word out of Lydia's mouth😂 (bc they were supposed to be the same person)

Anytime Scott opens his mouth Allison like *pokey stab* *pokey stab"

"...the moment you stabbed me" sir you stabbed urself 🤦‍♀️

If its all mountain ash then why could Malia, Parrish, and Jackson all walk on it?

Scott: "You remember" Allison: Bitch *kicks*

Malia and Parrish aren't bad, but one I don't think Malia should be in a relationship and two idk there's no background for it

Ahhh Victoria 😱

She is right, history does have a shit ton of handsome killers. So what have we learned? don't trust pretty people😂

I mean, personally I think Kate deserved it. Plus it's not like she stayed dead, so no harm done🤷‍♀️

Wonder how long Derek's been tryna wake Eli up 🤔

Just an illusion... I'll come back go this plot point later

Ew Scott put that thing away🤢

You know what Allison, if you think he's lying why don't you tell us how you think you died hmmm

Derek still being 🥇 supportive dad for Eli when they're in a hostage situation 💀

Hikari sounds so annoyed at this whole thing, I love her, she just wants to go back to her Ramen restaurant😂

Ain't nobody told Melissa about the devine move last time?

Nah, the other one Parrish 🙄

Boy it's been a recurring thing for years, you've just been too busy in London

Poor Isaac, did he get anything?

um Jackson, and Lydia, and Stiles. We just said his name sweetie

Well shit that's not his problem that you don't remember

"There's no such thing as fate" "There's no such thing as werewolves" why did you do this to me😭😭😭

If your a werewolf hunter shouldn't you know what ur supposed to do to help with wolfsbane

I'd be the same Eli. Gonna get a zillion diseases from his evil nasty ass hand🤮

He's trying, stop shaming him Nogi🙄

oop- Derek said I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch, here me roar

He has bad memories with road flares😬

"Scott you're my brother. So if you're gonna do this...your just going to have to take me with you then" ooooh now I just made myself cry😭😭😭

glowsticks😁

Derek: "Eli, did you see that? Did you see your eyes" Eli: "How the hell am I supposed to see my eyes, they're the things i use to see" 🤣🤣🤣

That is the best line! The best line!🤣

Damn Nogi why you so loud, it's not that deep 😒

That was kinda simple to bring Allison back to less homicidal

Oh we playing chess again, cool. Still don't know how to play😬

Scott got drampled by a herd of deer, Eli got trampled by a heard of hormonal, halfwits (lesser known Peter line) I'll take the deer thanks 👍

"I'm still in love with you" awwww 🥺❤ we know Scott, we know

So how could Jackson able to even touch the mountain ash? Is it bc he's a chimera even though they were supposed to be impossible unless they were genetically altered by the dread doctors?... Jeff explain.

Ow, poor Eli, now he knows the struggle😂

ahahaha Adrian woke up and chose violence lmoa

The main reason this is so funny to me is bc Mr. Harris was always so nice to Jackson wtf happend

How does he know about everyone? Oh well Monroe. But still, I like to believe he was a failed emissary & for people complaining about Harris "being back from the dead" they never actually found his body. I kept waiting for the series to finish that plot line but they never did so I'm pleased that he's the villian (which I predicted he was😁) I'm just confused on his motives and wish they explained it better

How did they ruin your life? And um didn't jennifer choose u herself 🤨 also I seem to remember you saying you helped crazy darach lady so u made ur damn self a loose end🥱

he's right he was in London 🇬🇧

but uh jackson honey, for future reference maybe don't talk when there's a man with a loaded gun, just you know, just in case he decides to shoot u👍

I say we yell fire 🔥

So what's the other layers and their purposes? Is the Nogitsune actually in their layer of the illusion bc remember when Scott, Stiles, Lydia, and Kira were in an illusion with the "Nogitsune" but he was just another illusion bc he was really outside w/ Derek and the twins🤔

Poor Derek, hasn't he been through enough, now he's afraid he fucked his son up by protecting him

i will add to this thou, I've seen a few people say that Derek is too much like Clarke Kent and that he would have a completely different parenting style and while I do somewhat agree we have to remember that people tend to act different around their family and especially with their kids than they are with other people. It's also been a lot of years where he has changed alot to fit having to raise a child by himself (who tf is Eli's mom and where is she?; Jeff said he wanted to explore that in another movie) plus he had to change, S2 Derek would be a terrible father and Eli would've been so fucked up

That cute little wave and the smile back 😊

Wish Stiles would've popped up, he could've been in Jackson place being threatened at gun point (it would make more sense bc Harris hated him) he didn't know why Lydia left, and he would've been the one to tell her it was just a dream

Even if it was a premonition (which I don't think it was, I think fear is a powerful thing and it manipulates you and when you've spent your whole teen years like them just constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop, well...) you can't outrun fate

They wail in grief 😔

*clink* *falls to the ground with dramatic gasp* 💀

I still wanna know who the hell Greenburg was

Also calling Scott Greenburg still would be like 30...

Yea ur sons on the field 😁👏👏👏

Flashes to when Stiles was scoring all thos goals in season 2 and everyone was cheering for him🥺👏👏👏

"My dad was actually right. I'm actually pretty good" 😎

omg not him forgetting about his currently hostage father😭💀

Wonder how Derek feels listening to all this 😂

well no shit it's not over, did you forget that ur dead ex ain't the problem anymore smh

Pt.4-5

[holdmytesseract]

👋 just bought black panther 2 on dvd late yesterday….haven’t seen it it (other than the gifs on this hell site). Planning on watching it tonight or tomorrow. I really enjoyed the first first one. Hopefully it will make up for the disaster that was Thor: love and thunder (😬 srry if you liked it). Anyhow, I’ll let you be.

Hi there! 😄 Ohhh, exciting! I haven't seen it yet, but I heard it's pretty good. A tad too long, but good. ☺️ A great homage to Chadwick Boseman. ☺️ Let me know how it was! 😁

As for Thor: Love and Thunder... I didn't hate it, but I also didn't love it. It was kinda a middle thing... It had good parts, but also bad parts - in my opinion. Although, it wasn't as much of a disaster as Doctor Strange 2 (Sorry, if you liked it - and to everyone else who liked it)... I was sooo disappointed in that movie, honestly... Doctor Strange 1 was waaaay better. It blew my mind when I first watched it. But Multiverse of Madness? Nope, not at all. The only good thing about this movie was Wanda...

Okay, sorry, I'm rambling. 😅🙈

[talkingtea]

I unintentionally did not watch tonight’s episode and I was like oh shit my show is on and there is only 10 mins left and then I remembered how shit it was again and thanked god for making me forget and then I watched clips on YouTube and was thanking god more and also thinking the usual for example why is Cecile in every scene she doesn’t need to be involved in one of the clips of a scene i watched mention the BLM wackass episode for no reason and I was like stfu and in another clip Cecile was mentioning something about her client aka the big bad of the episode and I was like go do your job then stop being in every scene when your not needed u bitch sorry this got so off topic related to how I started this ask 😬😭 the last time this show was slightly decent was in s4 and when what’s his name the blood villain and that’s about it why can’t this show end please I beg I never thought I would beg back in 2017 for this show to end but here I am 🥴 I swear the cw renews every show for no reason like why just stop it y’all already bankrupt and a shit network like just end it I hate it here is what I’m trying to say and west Allen doesn’t even feel like the same characters anymore they completely ruined this couple when this series ends at some point people are gonna talk about how they ruined one of TVs best couple and everything and that truly makes me sad because I love west Allen it’s the fact that fanfic writers can write them better than the own show for example @backtothestart02 does a good job writing this couple and @liquidheartbeat and many more that I can’t think about right now ima end this ask here cause if not ima go on forever Srry ❤️

☕️☕️☕️

[lord-explosion-baku]

good bakugo/reader series recs srry😭😭

me, trying to recommend SFW baku fics because the preference wasn’t specified: 😶

also me who only really reads nasty baku smangarangs: 🧐😬

sorry, it’s all gonna be mature content

Jesus shit if i spell this wrong i’m gonna jump in a lake. ��NYMPHETAMINE” by @/lady-lauren is a three parter. it’s ABO, hot and heavy pretty much from the get-go, and EVERYTHING IVE EVER WANTED IN MY RANDY READS. that’s not an exaggeration—it’s like Lauren did a deep dive into my goblin brain and pulled out my most deprived desires, put it into a fic, and then made it 100x better. purring is involved. purring is everything.

“Coercion” by @/kingkatsuki is another three parter! it’s an absolute thrill to read because the stakes are so high! i don’t know how to be put this into words. this fic gets me excited in the same way where i know i’m doing a bad thing, and i know i’m going to get away with it. but you DONT know you’re going to get away with it when you read the fic. Jo knows exactly how to write the most vile but still so frustratingly sexy Bakugou. check out her blog if you haven’t already because she has a few Bakugou series!

i know you’re probably looking for reader inserts since this is a reader-insert writing blog, but because i’m the boss around these parts (my blog), i’m gonna do what i want and recommend “Do Sexbots Dream” by clairesnail which is an orphaned AO3 account. listen. the story is just so damn good. and hot. and it makes me cry. i love to cry. BUT IT HURTS. it’s a kiribaku fic which, like, regardless if you like the ship or not (i don’t), it doesn’t matter because this story is supreme. that’s all i’ve got to say. (EDIT: you did specify that you wanted Bakugou/reader series, but it’s too late. i threw this out here. i’ve done a bad thing and i don’t feed bad.)

[c0ffeeat2am]

I'm not tagged but I wanted to do this :)

Idk why, but I can't take screenshot to the pic I have like wallpaper but that's the original photo 🙃👌(srry 4 my bad lenguage😬) (also the last pic is kate bishop and yelena belova)

Rules: post your lockscreen, the last song you listened to, and the last photo you saved

I was tagged by the lovely @cashtonasfuck 🧡

I'll tag @marvel-3407 @starbuckie @thewxntersoldier and @metalbuckaroo 💗

[fugakuu]

Tagged by: @eloquentstars (aaaaaahhhhh! my fav 😬✌🏾😬✌🏾) Rules: You can only answer with “Innocent” or “Guilty” but im stupid and i can’t follow rules so there’s that lmao

♠ Asked someone to marry you: idk man i ask someone to marry me every other day srry i cant take this question remotely srsly lmao ♠ Kissed one of your friends: guilty ♠ Danced on a table in a bar or tavern: innocent ♠ Ever told a lie: guilty ♠ Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have: guilty ♠ Kissed a picture: guilty ♠ Slept in until 5 p.m.: guilty ♠ Fallen asleep at work or school: guilty ♠ Held a snake: innocent ♠ Been suspended from school: innocent ♠ Stolen something: guilty ♠ Done something you regret: guilty ♠ Laughed until what you were drinking came out of your nose: innocent (though one time i was so hungover vomit came out of my nose does that count??) ♠ Caught a snowflake on your tongue: innocent ♠ Sat on a roof top: innocent ♠ Sang in the shower: guilty ♠ Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on: innocent ♠ Slept naked: guilty ♠ Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry: innocent ♠ Been in a band: innocent ♠ Shot a gun: guilty ♠ Donated blood: idk guilty makes it sound like this is a bad thing yah ive donated blood and its good, man ♠ Eaten alligator meat: guilty ♠ Eaten cheesecake: guilty ♠ Still loved someone you shouldn’t: nah b this hit too close to home lmao ♠ Have/had a tattoo: innocent ♠ Been too honest: guilty ♠ Ruined a surprise: guilty ♠ Ate in a restaurant and got so bloated you couldn’t walk afterward: guilty ♠ Erased someone in your friend’s list: guilty ♠ Joined a beauty pageant: guilty ♠ Been told you’re beautiful by someone who meant it: yah wtf this mean lmao ♠ Still communicate with your ex: immejietly i was like nah but silck guilty ♠ Cheated on someone: innocent ♠ Got totally drunk the night before an important exam: guiltyyyyyyy ♠ Been treated by a total stranger paying your fare: guilty ♠ Got so angry that you cried: the other day i literally could not get my jar of salsa open so yah guilty  ♠ Tried to stay away from someone for their own good: guilty ♠ Actually murdered someone: uh yah like guilty lmao  ♠ Thought about mass murder: innocent  ♠ Actually committed a mass murder: yah guilty done this one too  ♠ Rode in a stranger’s vehicle: guilty ♠ Stalked someone: in high school, i had this insane crush on this one guy and i followed him home  lmao and now we’re literally best friends ♠ Had a girlfriend: yah i had like three in elementary school then i convinced myself i was straight (lmao) and made myself suffer for like ten years ♠ Had a boyfriend: guilty ♠ Totally drunk during a holiday: guiltyyyyyyyyy

tagging: @naruhoe-fuckzumaki @senju-mada @this-is--amaterasu  @jaimeelynnx