#squishydoodles
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Memes (written and edited ones)
Warning their may be spoilers.
Mc walking inside: It sure is muggy outside
Naida: Darling, if you've put every cup in the castle out in the garden, I don't even know what I'm going to do
Mc: nervously sips tea from cereal bowl*
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Julian: if you meet a girl at a bar and she says 'bet I can drink more than you' she's probably wrong. But if she says 'I bet $200 I can chug 16 ounces of room temperature Natural Light faster than you' and she has two friends filming behind her? She's right.
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Lucio: just unfriended everyone I wouldn't fight at the rowdy raven. So if you're reading this. Don't let me catch you at the rowdy raven.
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Lucio: The Vesuvian howling retriever is a breed of dog with extremely coyote like features. In fact, the only difference between it and a common coyote is my refusal to admit to Nobby I made a mistake and all the Benadryl I keep giving it so it won't maul me.
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Portia: The three random yet recurring phases of cat ownership;
Portia: 1. You are as elegant as moonlight and shadow, my sleek panther, my tiny hunter
Portia: 2. You are my little boopersnoot squigglebutt squishydoodle
Portia: and 3. STOP TRYING TO EAT MY BOOK YOU GODDAMN MALEVOLENT LITTLE GARGOYLE
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Mercedes; I'm sad tell me a joke
Melchior; Okay, knock kn-
Melchior + Mercedes: barking like crazy*
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Mc: words containing the word 'meow'. meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner
Porita: I see nothing wrong here, just the truth of owning a cat
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Update: My kids are still doing good
#I've been reading book 4 and#picket..... honey child plz#tge#the green ember#picket longtreader#emma joveson#wheezie#squishydoodles
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馃幎"Never leave you ALL AlOoone!"馃幎
I just can't draw rabbits, I guess smh :(
#tge#the green ember#rabbitswithswords#picket#heather#emma#smalls#jacks#helmer#picket longtreader#heather Longtreader#emma Joveson#squishydoodle
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HERE IS A FROG ^_^
THE TINIEST OF SQUISHYDOODLES..... I would like to share a thermos of soup with them!!!!!!
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art fight stuff i forgot to post ( @squishydoodles )
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He gets it.
*image description: a tweet from Scott Lynch reading 鈥淭he three random yet recurring phases of cat ownership:
1- You are as elegant as moonlight and shadow, my sleep panther, my tiny hunter
2- you are my little boopersnoot squigglebutt squishydoodle
3- STOP CRAPPING OUTSIDE YOUR GODDAMN BOX YOU MALEVOLENT LITTLE STENCH GARGOYLE
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