#squirelly

[minttangerines]

But of course I need to ask about Felix, and who would I be if I didn't ask about San - what was your idea for 90s San?

Funny you brought up Felix because an idea I had is sitting in your inbox for you to write 🤪

We talked about widower Felix but I thought about it some more. He uses OC to help get with his next target. Felix was the stepmother's sidepiece. OC hates the stepmother. Felix offers to take care of OC as long as she takes care of him aka alibis him. At the same time, the stepmother is trying to fool Felix too. Again, this one had a dark edge to it because Felix is responsible for all of his past spouses dying.

90's San! The shoulders and top were giving me this vibe:

I feel like such an ass for saying this but he always gives me himbo vibes. And he's so sweet! Early 90s. I'm talking Vanilla Ice and Ghostwriter. Ever since you said Color Me Badd, that is all I can think of. 90's Bio-Dome with San and Wooyoung?

[allastoredeer]

Alastor has cute lil raccoon hands lmao 😭

He doooooes 😭 thin, sassy little racoon hands. My trash king 🙏

[petit-papillion]

"There are a lot more bumps than last year. The car jumps around more and constantly wants to swerve. Charles can cope better with that."

Carlos after the Sprint | US GP | 21 October 2023

Source: AMuS

[ramonaflow]

Season 11 trailer (x)

[shivunin]

Hullo! 💜 For the OC Codex Prompt: 12 for Emmaera (because I can't picture her drunk and think it will be funny, but if she doesn't drink choose another character!) and 15 for Arianwen? :3

Emma's was really hard! After some consideration, I concluded that she would not think she was drunk even when she was really drunk. I wrote another Zevran letter for Wen, set directly before today's ficlet (under the cut; this wound up a bit long). Thank you for the prompt <3!!

12. your OC overheard while drunk

A conversation overheard outside Herald’s Rest on a clear summer evening:

“Mmmm fine, lemme go.”

“Maker, you’re—Inquisitor, please. Allow me to—”

“Cullen, stobbit. I can walk up the stairs! It was only a lilllll bit of alcall Bull said it was fine. Bull wouldn lie!”

A thud, and then a soft cry of pain. 

“Are you alright? Here—oh, no; don’t cry. Let me see—you’re bleeding a little bit. Will you let me help you up the stairs now? I’ve a healer’s kit in my office.”

A sniffle. 

“No.”

A sigh. 

“Maybe.”

A pause.

“Can you carry me?”

The scrape of boots on stone, and then:

“Alright, come here, love. There we go. Maker, your breath; what in Thedas were you drinking? It smells like—”

“Shhh, zzzzhhhhhhhh. Don’t say it. Don’t wanna—you’re too pretty.”

Boots on stone, and an uncomfortable cough. 

“Ah. Thank you?”

“Too pretty to be sick on. Can’t do it.”

“Ah. I see. Are you…?”

“No, ‘m fine. Fine. Are you carryin me? Why?” 

“Maker, don’t—!” 

Rapid shuffling, and then the soft sound of bare feet hitting stone. 

“I cin walk!” 

“Come back, don’t—Maker protect and preserve me, I am going to kill that man!” 

Another, heavier sigh, and then rapid footsteps up the stairs and away.

15. a letter to your OC from a companion they haven’t seen in a while

(I know it’s a copout to write Zev for this one again but consider: I love him)

A letter found in an abandoned Crow safehouse, trampled and bloodstained and trapped under the dead body of an assassin. It is sealed, unsent, and reads:

My dearest Warden, 

The Wounded Coast is lovely this time of year. I do think you would enjoy it; Kirkwall has a greater than average number of people who need killing, and I do think you would enjoy yourself immensely. 

Do not trouble yourself if you have heard of my run-in with the Crows here; I was able to fight them off with a little assistance. Did you know that our Isabela has famous company these days? Indeed,  she is traveling with Kirkwall’s Champion, who fought off the Qunari invasion some three years past. She is just your type, I do think; but alas, it would seem she is otherwise occupied at the moment—or so Isabela tells me. Quite the messy little city they have there; I will have much to tell you about all of it when I see you next. 

I do hope these letters are reaching you, mi vida. I know what I said before, but I swear that I will be with you soon. I have discovered the source of information that led them to me here, and I must cut it off before I walk away. It would be an understatement to say that I have, as you Fereldens say, struck the bee’s nest with my excursions. Apparently, the Crows continue to dislike my absence from their torture chambers, if you can believe it. Some simply do not understand a declined invitation, it would seem. 

I swear to you, on my word, on my skill as a lover, that I am coming back as soon as I have completed this task. It has been far too long; you know that I would not stay away from you all these months without a powerful reason. 

I have plans, you see. I have a ship chosen for the return journey; the captain has reasons to return directly to Amaranthine. I will track you down in your keep. We will ride to the remote place of your choice and stay there for at least a week, with only the two of us and all of the time we might want. You can tell me that I am an idiot and beat me soundly  in combat (I have gained new skills to show you, of course, but I always look forward to the part where you get me on my back), and then we can make love under the stars. If you will allow me, I will tell you about every one of your beautiful characteristics and why I adore each of them so. 

 It is my goal to reach you before this letter; ideally, you will be reading this with me at your side, plying you with kisses and fine wine. Wait for me only a little longer, mi vida, jewel of my heart. You are always with me in my thoughts.

I remain:

Yours, without reservation, 

Zevran

[mister13eyond]

having a Strange Brain Day lads

[narke]

mans was just bursting at the seams watching my subpar mobility excercises

[moonbuckets]

Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?

[alittlebitofloveliness]

I fucking love thanksgiving, I’m three drinks deep and a little tipsy, my brother brought a girlfriend home for the first time ever, my dad’s cornered the poor girl and is talking at LENGTH about his record collection while my brother tries to gently free them from the conversation, half he family is here and there’s so much food this is an A+ holiday

(In outsiders verse, Sodapop is me, Pony’s the one bringing someone home for the first time, and Darry is the ones who’s so nervous he’s gone squirelly, Two-bit is the person talking peoples ear off, I love this)

[franciswhetsel]

When it first set sail in 1906, the RMS Fortuna was quite impressive. However, the year is 1912 and she's been eclipsed by ship after ship, until the only people boarding her on transatlantic crossings are the poorest of steerage and those regulars royal to its captain. It's impossible for her to even thihnk of compeating with the newst White Star Line ship.

Marconi operator Isaac Liddell has spent the last three years working the station at Cape Saxon and is excited for his first maritime appointment aboard the RMS Fortuna, regardless of the 18 hour shifts. It's also Ashley Pritchard's first voyage on the ship as its First Officer. He's been fascinated by the new telgregrapy technology, and now is perhaps even more fascinated by the young, squirelly operator that delivers messages to the bridge.

[slutforpringles]

Daniel's car is so squirelly coming out of the slower corners when he's trying to get the power down. Wonder if it's the hard tyres or the car balance changing as the fuel starts to burn off??

[age-of-play-i-say]

Dada! Dada, help pwease!!

What is it, baby? What do you need?

Need weewees, Dada, need it bad!!

Baby . . .I padded you up, you can make potty anywhere. You don't need Daddy until after your wee wee time, go on and get back to your playpen, my little one.

No! Not potties! Needa make special dada weewee!! Need sticky weewees!!!

Ohhh, so that's why you're so squirelly, huh?

*blushing, whimpering, humping the air*

Does my little baby need Daddy's big fingies around your stiff baby willy? You need Daddy to reach into your diapee to rub out those sticky weewees? Yeah?

[ramonaflow]

Season 11 teaser! (x)

[linddzz]

Decadence, Hedonism, and Mystery (as she contemplates chewing on my lime)

Decadence vs Hedonism - 2022

[skidsbasement]

some queer letterkenny hcs bc brain is BRRR

-darry realized they’re genderfluid enby and use all pronouns after dan infodumps about all the different identities and pronouns he’s learned in ms. tricia’s class

-“yous gots yer he’s and she’s obviously, buts for peoples who donts like hows restrictives those pronouns feels, yous can use theys and thems! gender is actuallys a performance thats we dos everydays so the rules ares limitless”

-this causes darry to do a little self reflection… why did being “soft” always feel the most right, even tho they get ridiculed (w love) for it??? why did he always wear his barn clothes after being told multiple times to change??? why is that so comfortable for them???

-she ends up going to the skids basement to find roald hoping to find some guidance

-roald is happy to oblige and confides that he’s actually a trans man himself

-“I don’t know why but i don’t always feel like a man, ya know?”

-darry breathes a sigh of relief when roald tells them they doesn’t have to be a man and explains his own gender journey. she finds herself relating to a lot of it

-roald is the first person that they feel comfy with different pronouns with and she quickly realizes all pronouns feel okay! they/she being the most right but a he/him here and there is chill too

-one morning as the usual crew is in front of the produce stand, a comfortable silence around them, Darry speaks up

-“so you know how squirelly dan was talking about the gender pronouns stuff? I think I’m uh, not a man. at least not all the time so… id appreciate it if yous used they/she and sometimes he for me”

-daryl quickly misinterprets the lapse of silence as a bad sign before katy gets up and gives them a big hug

-“im so proud of you dar”

-“texas sized 10-4 dar”

-“yous gots it bud!”

-katy helps them start painting their nails and experimenting w mascara (he likes the blue ones since it matches his jumpsuit)

-wayne doesn’t hesitate to kick anyone’s ass who even looks at them for more than 2 seconds let alone anyone who says anything

[clovercurtains]

Whats up im clover

Im 21 years young n im sick as #fuckk

I have a super pretty awesome hot boyfriend who i love so v much and a squirelly little kitty cat named World Peace shes #cool too

I also write n record music ill post stuff here sometimes #maybe

I like lots of stuff ill rattle em off

Animal collective

Northernlion

Cooking

Nba basketball (go pacers)

Workaholics / tii nation

Collecting cds & dvds

Chloe sevigny

Youtube

Talking lots with friends

Arbys

Movies but not the serious 1s

Online shopping

Coke zero

Underground rap

Coors banquet

Sitting on my porch drinking coors banquet

Rxknephew

Nintendo

Soundcloud

Going to the casino

Kirby

I might add more as they come to me im at work rn lol bye bye xoxo