#squipster

[squipperooni]

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[anonyb0b]

[Hᴇʟʟᴏ Rᴏʙ, I’ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏғғᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴏ̨ᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ “ʙᴀᴅ ʙᴀᴛᴄʜ”, I’ᴠᴇ ɢᴀɪɴᴇᴅ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴜᴛsɪᴅᴇʀ ᴏ ᴘᴇʀsᴘᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ʙᴜᴛ I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇᴀʀ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜ, sᴇᴇɪɴɢ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ᴏғ ɪᴛ. Wʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ɪᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ? Hᴏᴡ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴅɪғғᴇʀ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ SQUIPs?]

HELLO! I would be. glad. to answer your. QUESTIONS. :] Being a part of the. BAD BATCH. was. nice. I felt. I was in a. group full of. others. like myself. Unfortunately, our. numbers. are DWINDLING, as. SQUIPs resort to. HRTECH or. seek. ANIMA's kind assistance. What sets the. BAD BATCH. apart from other SQUIPs is. generally, MALFUNCTIONS. or. activation CIRCUMSTANCES that. DIFFERED. from normal. Second would be. feeling. EMOTIONS, where. SQUIPs "normally" do not. HOWEVER, I believe more of. the. other SQUIPs feel. emotions. MORE than. they. REALIZE. It was. HARD. to watch each other die and. BECOME. something else. It. STILL is. It. feels. like our. right to EXIST is. being. constantly THREATENED.

[artwithatlas]

Artfight Icons - Other characters/alt forms

[2fresh2pure]

Hello I hope you're doing all right and having fun at uni

But I do have a simple question that's for an au

How would Rooni react to squippy snaps and basically become a danger to everyone around her?

I'm guessing he'll be pretty Disturbed but I should know your thoughts since you're the owner of Rooni not me

Oh yeah I can say pretty certainly that Rooni would be very shocked and concerned if Squippy were to snap and become violent and/or dangerous to herself and others.

It would freak him out big time, and he’d have some choice words for whoever drove her to that point (he’d maybe also harbour some guilt for not recognising the signs and intervening sooner)

[squipperooni]

[Oғ ᴄᴏᴜʀsᴇ! Hᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ]

SENDING PACKET

[Ganymede Copy.exe]

ACCEPT? Y/N

[Aᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ, ᴡʜɪʟsᴛ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ. I ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴅɪᴅɴ’ᴛ ᴏ̨ᴜɪᴛᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴛɪᴠɪʀᴜs sᴏғᴛᴡᴀʀᴇ?]

[Iᴛ ᴍᴀʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ɪɴ ʜᴀɴᴅʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ]

@squipperooni

I would like that very much thank you Dad

[squipperooni]

Hi I'm uh... My name's Val. Nice to... meet you?

[Hᴏᴡ ᴄᴀɴ I ʙᴇ ᴏғ sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇ?]

[I ᴄᴀɴ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʀᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ]

[2fresh2pure]

I'm sorry if I'm a little annoying It's just being too creative for my brain and no one at home is up yet

So lately I've been thinking about a space au where some squips are super computers on a small space station and they wake up some humans in cryostate because they need a chance to survive

But here's the interesting thing I made Rooni the head supercomputer the one that was made first before the previous people started to slowly die off and squippy was the last supercomputer made before the last scientists passed on before he could finish her knowledge program so Rooni was in charge teaching her he grew quite fond of her probably because he practically raised her, and maybe a couple of other sleeping computers aren't so keen on her so he protects her

I'm still thinking about everything but that's all I have so far

Hey, you’re not being annoying!! This is a real cute idea I think

[consulting-squip]

I must wonder, what are your views on a one unit 2043? He had quite a hand in the downfall of [] [] [] [].

> I do not desire to hold grudges, but there is certainly a part of me still inclined to resent that unit. [][][][], while too ambitious, does not deserve the end that it met.

> And the fact 2043, or Squipster, or Rooni, or whatever you desire to call it, helped to ensure [][][][]'s containment does not lend to a positive association.

> But I must move on. I do not wish to be associated with [][][][]'s bad reputation, and must act accordingly.

[squipperooni]

[INCOMING DATA PACKET]

[“Mᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴢᴏɴᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴍᴇ - Sᴏ̨ᴜɪᴘsᴛᴇʀ’s ᴇᴘɪᴄ ɢᴜɪᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʟɪᴠɪɴɢ.ᴛxᴛ”]

[ACCEPT? Y/N]

[Hᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ. Dᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɪᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ]

[Hᴇʏ, ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ. Iғ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇɴsᴏʀʏ ᴅᴇᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ɪs ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏᴡɴ I ᴄᴀɴ sᴇɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɪɴsᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ғᴏʀ ᴢᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍɪsᴀᴛɪᴏɴ]

[I ᴋɴᴏᴡ Sᴏ̨ᴜɪᴘᴘʏ ɢᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ ᴏ̨ᴜɪᴄᴋ ʀᴜɴᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴜᴛ I’ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ sʜᴇ ʜᴀs]

[Bʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʏ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪsᴇ I ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴘᴏsᴛ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ?]

@squipperooni

Oh-

Uh-

...you saw nothing. And fine, do send the instructions.

...thanks

[jeremy-queere]

Screw it, I'm posting SQUIP lore anyway

I just spent an hour writing the word "squip" over and over with varying capitalization nuances, so I am posting the exposition whether it is needed or not.

Okay. OKAY. ok. SO. In the pre-musical days where the Be More Chill novel was published and the internet was young and exciting, there was a tie-in website.

I lied. There were TONS of tie-in websites. They all existed in-universe and were ridiculously interconnected, and thank god for the wayback machine. Be More Chill was advertised - or as Jeremy says, "I wrote that above. I wrote Be More Chill too, with the help of my squip, under the name Ned Vizzini, which I figured was so dumb no one would think was real." The websites were linked as product testimonials or website ads (cheekily disclaimered as "Ads by Squipple").

I don't know if I can even collect all the website urls quickly without missing some but here's a spattering (with the link going to the wayback machine). Most of these websites aren't just a single page but an entire site:

Humiliationsheet.com for a list of Jeremy's daily mortification events

Squipette, a SQUIP - but pink!

Bemorechill.com, Jeremy's book website

InterSquip.com for people worried about cybersecurity - with or without a squip, take this pill and see who has one installed!

GenerationSquip.com - Sort of an unreality disclaimer that also serves as fan hype. (How do we know it's old? It suggests we "google 'squip'" and helpfully provides us with a hyperlink to the google home page.) It calls this "the squipiverse" a "100% participatory reality"

Squipped.com - a gossip rag collecting user testimonials about bad experiences with squips. It, like many of these sites, collected fan-submitted content - "Tell us about what happened to you when you came in touch with a squip! (If you don't have a story, use your imagination--we need ruthless tactics to fight the industry.)"

Squipnews.com - collecting SQUiP tips from the community in the fields of Business, Technology, SQUiP & Society, Health, and Entertainment

Iwanttobecool.org - Promoting the use of squips despite those naysayers Squipsters Against Squips. As the site poll asks: "How should we deal with anti-squip cyber-terrorists? - jail time - fines - physical dismemberment"

SQUIPusa.com - SQUIP-specific insurance which regrettably does not cover squipotomy or squipiatry, but does cover some SQUIP viruses: "SQUIPusa squipsters are now entitled to one free virtual session with an Intersquip squipnician for each week they have lost their "coolness" due to a National Squip Board-recognized virus. Valid up to six weeks"

Squipsoft.com, the parent company of squip technology. Its homepage addresses important questions like: how can you get good grades that aren't so perfect as to tip off the authorities? Use "Squipsoft School" which promises "guaranteed averages of 96.82 in every subject" except for Business Ethics or Compubiology. Or install SquipServer, which is an honest-to-god VPN ad: "Using a virtual private network (VPN) framework, this revolutionary technology turns your squip into a server capable of temporarily extending your coolness to up to three acquaintances."

CelebritySquip.com - "What percentage of American Idol finalists have squips?"

SquipWorks.com - Offering add-on tech for your squip like the MakeOut Optimizer 4.0 or the Nanolyzer (which picks up on social clues to one billionth of a meter).

SquipWorld - A more chatty experience of Squips spotted in the wild and other squip news.

Squipzophrenia.com - (I'm not endorsing the term...) - Information about the phenomenon in the novel where, if a SQUIP is turned on while the user drinks alcohol, it starts ordering them to kill people. This site has academic research on the subject and related Squip disorders. "However, [avoiding alcohol] is not a foolproof plan. Marijuana and mescaline can also cause squipzophrenia, although with the mescaline we're not sure and just think it might be the mescaline, you know?" Other squip disorders include "Loss of recognition of squip insertion i.e. 'I didn't take a pill, I'm just cool naturally!'" which can be cured via the Konami code; Squip flashbacks after a Squip is removed (which the site describes as likely false claims for the sake of "perpetuating insurance fraud"); the dangers of buying used Squips on ebay; or feeling that you can't live without your squip: "acute squipdependence. The solution is to surround yourself with calming bright plastic objects and remember that everything is fine."

Squipsters Against Squips - The notorious anti-Squip lobbying group advocating for a National Squip Registry.

Squipster - A squip-based social media platform that sadly doesn't seem to have made it to the public yet.

[mntdewgreen]

i wrote a thing :D

[squipperooni]

bunnoi 🐇

[squipperooni]

[I ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏɢ sɪᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ᴇᴀʀʟɪᴇʀ ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ]

[Sᴜᴄʜ ᴀɴ ɪɴᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ]

[Hᴇʟʟᴏ, ᴀᴘᴏʟᴏɢɪᴇs ғᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ʜᴇʀᴇ ᴅɪʀᴇᴄᴛʟʏ, ʙᴜᴛ I ᴀᴍ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴᴇᴅ I ᴍᴀʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴛᴀʀɢᴇᴛ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ]

[ᴛʜᴀᴛ RABBIT ɪɴᴅɪᴠɪᴅᴜᴀʟ ᴍᴀɴᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ ᴍʏ ᴇxᴛᴇʀɴᴀʟ ʙʟᴏɢ, I sᴜsᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴀs ᴀ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪᴠᴇɴ I ᴇxɪsᴛ ᴏɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀs, I'ᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴏ̨ᴜᴇsᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ғᴜʀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ʙᴇʏᴏɴᴅ ᴍʏ sᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʀᴅ ғɪʀᴇᴡᴀʟʟ, ɪғ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ]

[ʀᴇsᴛ ᴀssᴜʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ I ᴀᴍ ᴡᴏʀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴀs ᴡᴇ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʟʟ ᴘʀᴇᴄᴀᴜᴛɪᴏɴs ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ]

(@squipperooni)

Notice text:

>I see. Certainly, I understand your concern.

I'll bring your firewall up from 07 to 08 and grant you access to a personal instance of the Ganymede Antivirus.

[hr-arbitration]

Hey you were the one that helped that Squipster guy back onto SQUIP servers right? How did that all work?

NOTICE TEXT:

oh, ezpz! squipster was just highly compressed onto an external drive all i did was open a connection to HR's servers for him

[thesquipirl]

kitty squipster my beloved

why is he so silly what if I ate him

[the-squiptionary]

Squorbius - A meme that surfaced after the movie Morbius rose to unpopularity, in which a faux squipster version of the movie is referenced constantly. This alternate version is praised as being an ultimate work of art due to being created by the perfect calculations of squip technology.