#squidvent calendar!

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My husband and I got each other science-y advent calendars this year. I got him the Squid Facts scratch-off calendar (thanks, @sarahmackattack!) and he got me a shiny rock advent calendar, because I am part corvid and love shiny rocks.

It’s getting super science-y up in this joint. Squidvent and Rockvent!

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SQUIDVENT CALENDAR! Right on!

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Presenting the latest in squid fact technology...

The Squid Facts Advent Calendar!

It's the scratchy lottery of holiday season squid facts

Enjoy 24 days of squid facts leading up to the birth of our lord. If he's not your lord, who cares. It's about the festive facts, people.

Get one here

It supports squid facts <コ:彡

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Should have gone with Squidvent calendar

I'm a squid biologist on a mission. To teach everyone about squid.

Even you.

Especially you.

Want squid facts? I have you covered. I have a squid facts hotline, 1-833-SCI-TEXT. Text SQUID to that number (1-833-724-8398), and it'll send you squid facts aplenty.

I have even created an advent calendar for you to learn squid facts throughout December. It's an 11 by 14 inch scratchy lottery, but instead of taking a chance at winning money, you are guaranteed to learn about squid.

I have a street art campaign to bring squid facts to the people. You might see wheatpastes (like the squid below) if you live in Philly, Boston, Austin, or New York, or stickers if you live in hundreds of other cities and towns across North America.

When you buy a calendar, you're supporting my undying mission to bring squid to everyone. Did you know that squid have donut shaped brains? That their class, cephalopods, have been on earth for longer than TREES? That scientists estimate that there are literally millions of giant squid living in the deep sea?

People deserve to know about squid. Help me spread the word.