#squidlife

[befuddled-calico-whump]

whumptober prompts WHERE ??

Here!

@whumptober will also reblog participating entries, so it's a good place to look for new content :)

[strangebiology]

Seraphim Angel Anatomy

What are our thoughts on the anatomy of a seraph angel with 6 wings? How does that work? (Outside of it being magic. Let's have fun with science.)

The biblical description of the six-winged Seraphim angels is super minimal (Isa 6:2, 6, with some interpretation here.) But let's just say for reasons they look like people with 6 wings.

To start: What is a seraph related to? In both biblical and Hazbin Hotel lore, it's implied that (maybe some?) angels can breed with humans, which suggests that they're mammals, and very close to humans. But...I wonder if that has to do with shapeshifting or other magic? Bible nerds chime in. It's also just as interesting/valid to consider bug anatomy, and I encourage bug artists to draw a human-ish body with wings attached in dragonfly or spider style or something.

A number of people have explored the concept of angel anatomy by looking at humans and birds, like DCRoleplays on Deviantart. I also recall this image by Uzlo on Deviantart pointing out that you need pectoral muscles to move your arms/wings, so...if you have two arms and two wings, all of which move independently, you might need four pecs.

Alternatively, here's an extremely cool gif by @squidlife-crisis showing a human ribcage with human arms, the keel of a bird, and what looks like layered pectoral muscles for arms and wings. So, rather than multiple visible chests, an angel with the skin on would appear to just have a bigger chest.

But now add MORE wings. Would we have a huge chest with lots of layers of pecs attached to the keel...and would you need to change the shape of the keel to handle so many attachments?

Or, is someone gonna draw Lucifer or the other seraphim with 8 pecs? Will it be me? For science, obviously.

What are your thoughts?

[viyojo]

Team banner commission for Squidlife Crisis!! 💥💥💥

[cambriancutie]

i was going to ask if dom was an inktoling because of the different ears (and hair) but then i thought about it more and. do headphones fit on his head. are they tilted off to the side in a way thats barely intrusive but still annoying. did he give up on wearing them and just wears earbuds because they arent at a 45 degree angle at all times. are the ears even meant to be different or am i overthinking it. well thats all the questions i have

his ears follow typical splatoon logic so they DO fit on his head. have you seen the squidlife headphones.

squished

actually now that i think about it, itd hurt like hell. maybe he doesnt wear earbuds. or hes one of those freaks who watch tiktoks in public on full volume

[fantasy-anatomy-analyst]

Have you seen any of squidlifecrises's work on winged humanoids? They've also done extensive work on how wing anatomy would work on a human figure in their book on angels. Might be of interest

first I've heard of them! but their art looks fascinating, I appreciate their grasp on internal anatomy, which is not actually one of my strong suits. here's the post on their blog about the winged humanoid anatomy book

if you're sensitive to gore, maybe avoid their blog, but dang that centaur anatomy is amazing (major cw for gore here, it's a rather visceral display of internal anatomy)

always good to be introduced to more artists! @squidlife-crisis is the blog, if anyone wants to go check them out.

[askgnarlyeddy]

do you guys have any headphones that are comfortable with glasses?

"Uh... My personal rec is the forge squidlife headphones. Good sound quality and they won't mess up your glasses..."

[kanvaskat]

XIV~Temperance

Late art fight attack post for @squidlife-crisis ' OC, Vin

As soon as I saw that they had an assigned tarot card? I had to draw them, no doubt about it!

[prettyswellaus]

(Splatoon AU) Edd's Crew's Lockers

(More to probably be added and soon)

Edd

Color: Green

Stickers

Inkbrush Sticker

Inkbrush Holo Sticker

CARBV Poster

Bacon Cola Poster

SM-SM Character

SP0P-INK Graffiti

3TSCRM Character

Decorations

Comedy Comic

Pop (12 Cans)

Monkey Crab in Silly Land

Octo King Country

Super Squid Collection

Purple Loose-Leaf Binder

Sea Snail Man (Ghost)

Lucky Can

Eddsworld Cereal

Tom

Color: Blue

Stickers

Krak-On Splat Roller Sticker

Krak-On Splat Roller Holo Sticker

Krak-On Logo

OKTRVNG Poster

PTYSQD-B sticker

SQDSN-B Character

SQSK Graffiti

PXSQD-B Deco

SQSQD Poster

Decorations

Susan (His bass)

Blue Candy-Drop Can

Record Player

Rockin' Music Quarterly

Contain the Kraken

Tomee Bear

Smirnoff Bottles (3 of them)

Black Dakronik (Specifically one shoe)

Small Amp

Aqua Water Bottle

Rusty Blue Harpoon

Matt

Color: Magenta

Stickers

Splat Brella Sticker

Splat Brella Holo Sticker

FRGL Sticker

INKWR Poster

PRL Poster

King Matt Poster

BWTR-SPRGS-MR0R Graffiti

Decorations

Mirrors (2 of them. One hand mirror and one taped on the inside of the locker door)

Inkopolis Illustrated

Drip Squad

Surveyor Tripod

Pink Squid Friend

Cymbal Playing Monkey ("Little Tom")

Photos of himself (4 of them)

Micro Shelter

Japanese Umbrella

Sakura Paper Lantern

Old-School Radio

Tord

Color: Red

Stickers

Splat Dualies Sticker

Splat Dualies Holo Sticker

MNA Poster

Robot Blueprints

Red Army Insignia Graffiti

Zekko D1MND logo

Zekko MLTY logo

Decorations

Ink & Splatter

Love-and-War

Commander Cephalopod

Fangirl Comic

Romance Comic

Sci-Fi Comic

Sharktooth Comix

Sharktooth Comix-Double

Sharktooth Comix-Special

Ultra Squid

Schoolyard Scrap Jack

Tordbot Action Figure

Octoleet Goggles

Pickelhaube Helmet

Blaze

Color: Black

Stickers

Blaster Sticker

Blaster Holo Sticker

Firefin FFN-R Logo

Firefin CH0 Logo

Squidforce Logo

SQDWV-TDP Sticker

SG-BNHPHN Graffiti

Decorations

Cheesy Munchy Snacks

Ginger Ale (6 Cans)

Fiery Squid Friend

Chocolate Cereal

Orange Candy-Drop Can

Crunchy Snacks

Crusty Snacks

Processed Cheese

Salted Munchy Snacks

Tentacle Nights

Squidlife Headphones

Enchanted Robe A

Enchanted Hat

Enchanted Boots

Dusk

Color: Pink

Stickers

Aerospray MG Sticker

Aerospray MG Holo Sticker

N-Zap Sticker

Decorations

Dancing Flower

Ice Cream Box

Pink Squid Friend

Fangirl Comic

Nostalgia Power

Romance Comic

Purple Squid Cushion

[squidlingcreates]

Introduction

So this is my first post on Tumblr. At least, my first post as this account. I'm unsure what I want to do here except express myself for me. I am not sure how many people will see this or if it will even matter amongst all the content on all these social media platforms.

But I do know that this will at least be in some way therapeutic. I think I need this to start here. So hello! My name is Squid-Sama. I'll be posting whatever I want here that isn't relating to reposts or Fandom. I promise the more I post the more it will be worth it. I hope I can be of some form of entertainment to you. I hope you can enjoy your stay on this blog!

[starcrossedsora]

Splatoon Faceplate I made for the 3DS. Don’t mind the hair >.> I came back after a long time of not playing and messed it up at shampoodle xD

[cyberwhumper]

Imran had already known, going in, that the conditions of the breeding facility where he now found himself standing would be less than ideal when compared to his old employer. He knew the smaller budget would reflect on the conditions the animals were kept, how the entire process was executed, and what the odds of the transaction working out were. Yet he is still shocked when the cages are small, cramped, filthy. His heart aches for each and every single one of the biopets kept within, but he knows he realistically can't possibly save them all.

Just one. Just the one. That would be enough.

With every step further into the facility, the mental image of Horus degrades in his mind. Guilt gnaws at the forefront of his conscience, and it comes crashing down heavily once he sees with his own eyes what had become of the once powerful animal he had met all those years ago.

Tied to the center of the tiny room, the creature barely had any slack to move. Its body is covered in a litany of sores and bruises, and the emaciated skin clings to bone like a tight-fitting suit. As soon as its gaze meets the handler's, a shrill noise leaves its mouth. Terror, it seems, was all that remained. The knot in Imran's stomach feels so tight it's nauseating.

He hopes to appease the animal despite the handler's amused comments over the pointlessness of the effort. Horus doesn't look at him. Doesn't even seem to recognize him. It pulls away from Imran as best as it can, tail pinned between its exhausted legs, tears streaming down its face, body shaking so hard it makes the chains holding it in place clink. Talking to it has no effect. Even touching it, an act that would have always promptly elicited a bite response, does nothing.

Imran barely remembers the rest of the transaction.

At some point money had exchanged hands, the biopet was sedated, and he now found himself clutching the battered creature tight to his body as if it could possibly flee. The walk back to his vehicle feels shameful.

What have I done? No. I couldn't possibly have known this would happen. But it only happened because of me, didn't it?

The device on the back of its skull has been removed. Vandermeer leaves no loose ends. Imran doesn't want to think of what the withdrawals must have been like for the animal to go through. Death would have been a kinder choice than this.

The disgraced doctor swallows his guilt, and gently lays the biopet on the backseat. The drive would be long, but the worst, he hoped, was already over.

I'm so sorry, Horus. I promise I'll take care of you this time.

[OC INDEX]

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[thomashutchings]

Came across this little guy the other day! The Very rare double glove! Wow! 😯 Lost gloves remind me of baby squids. Search #squidbabiesth to see them all. If you read this far I love and appreciate you. #justgladtobehere #comeandgetyourglove 🦑 #squidlife #doubleglove #summersquidbaby #moretoglove (at West Village) https://www.instagram.com/p/CFKbpiCgTcd/?igshid=1jur986ccn2dn

[widefiveaaron]

Wear your gear people! #atgatt #scrapingface #toughgirl #shesurvived #neogromsquad #gromgang #squidlife #notagrom #itsaz #thisiscle #clevelandbikelife #minimoto #riderdown https://www.instagram.com/p/CEQXPZOp1H2/?igshid=1bdg2np7plru1

[theory-and-chalk]

Still working on that water color, so instead for today we have— business squid.

[jujutreats]

#coffeezombies Juju has a new customer 🦑🐙. #coffeelife #coffeetime #coffeelove #coffeelover #coffeebreak #swipetoseemore #squid #squids #kraken #squidlife #soya #followthejuju #jujutreats

[splatsvilles-fashionista]

couple of looks since your weapon photography challenge inspired me. not submitting these to that challenge since they’re not chill season guns

1st: bream-brim cap, takoroka nylon vintage, cyan dadfoot sandals(i’ve submitted this look before it’s just a better picture)

2nd: squidlife headphones, airflow & hustle jacket, slamgerine slip-ons