#squid ink soup...

[melblur]

i play minecraft like twice a year but every time i tune in to what the new updates are its always like

"we added the Scrungle (mob/ore/drop etc.) and you will now find the Scrungle literally everywhere in your game world. it lets you create another decorative block plus exactly Two total items which you will use exactly once each. yes the inventory is still the same size that it was 10 years ago."

[punk-pangolins]

no "other/see results" option bc JUST CHOOSE ONE

YOU TOO, GENDER-CONFORMERS,

EVERYONE!

[lizzaneia-elizalde]

Honestly if you could , how would you rate your yandere cooking for Darling (notably the yandere set 2). Like who would be at the tier having the most divine cooking , very talented to mediocre but still try hard for their darling to being banned from entering the kitchen forever cause of fire hazard from frying an egg?? (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

Also do you mind if i become 🐧 anon??

Yandere men and their cooking

I'll be answering this and my last ask, then i'll go write my last 3 yanderes, then opening inbox again! I'm still sick unfortunately, so it'll take some time.

YAN! DELINQUENT: 8/10

Liam is a good cook! He definitely prepares the meanest lunch meals out there. Househusband material, he literally has to feed himself by living through his wage and the money his parents give him, so he might as well enjoy! So rest assured he will feed you homely foods that you'll enjoy.

Fav food to cook: pepper beef on rice (quick, efficient, and tastes good!)

YAN! BULLY: 2/10

Eh.. Uno is pampered a lot. What he can probably only make is a scrambled egg, and that's on accident cuz he broke the yolk and mixed it to say "it's intentional". So, unfortunately, you have to cook, or a personal chef. Nothing in between. Unless you're okay with eggs everyday, every time to eat.

Fav food to cook: eggs. (That's the only thing he can cook)

YAN! NSFW ASMRTIST: 9.5/10

Rose definitely cooks the best stuff out there. He's been living by himself for a long, long time so he had time to read cook books, and he definitely watches Hell's Kitchen in his free time. So, expect food for the gods when he cooks for you.

Fav food to cook: Low and slow stew and soups. Meaty, hearty, and pairs well with rice (Full of love, affection, and time.)

YAN! ISEKAI'ED ADVENTURER: 5/10

Aeron is basic when it comes to cooking. He basically only cooks to make sure it's edible, non poisonous, and fulfilling. If he had a choice really, he would just do eat fruits and veggies raw. And when he does cook for you, unfortunately it's not anything remarkable. JUST LIE THOUGH AND SAY IT TASTES GOOD.

Fav food to cook: none... (It's a hassle)

YAN! PLAYER: 10/10

Surprised? He's blessed by the gods. How can this man be awful at cooking? Sure, he would prefer to not cook anything at all, but Amor would be extremely good at it despite not really cooking much because of his blessings. He would be really happy to cook for you though. Anything you want will be miraculously made close to perfection if it's not perfect already.

Fav food to cook: Any of your favorite foods gourmet style (he loves to spoil you while boasting about his... Ill-gotten skills)

YAN! PARASITE:6/10

Acheron knew how to follow instructions, so food is above average at most. As long as the recipe was good, and reviews are nice, then you know you are in good hands. Acheron will cook you food from your favorite cookbooks, so please, don't be shy and send him a link, or gift him a book. He'll be more than happy to cook for you.

Fav food to cook: The simple recipe ones (less chance of messing up the flavor)

YAN! EMPEROR: 0/10

"No. I will not do something like cook."

YAN! COLLEGE STUDENT:8.5/10

Alpheus is a great cook actually, but he never really enjoyed it. He usually does the cooking when Ignatius comes to his home to hang out or teach him how to adapt socially. But, he'll be happy cooking for you.

Fav food to cook: squid ink pasta, and margarita pizza (sharing food for when you or Ignatius eat with him)

YAN! DEEP SEA CREATURE: 0/10

"What is... Cooking?"

YAN! HUNTER: 7/10

Orion is one of those grill dads. Most of the time it's seafood too. But you can guarantee that it will be the most delicious grilled seafood you'll eat. Other meats? Meh... It's more or less okay. His specialty lies by the sea. He will not be opposed in cooking land or sky meat though, just say the word.

Fav food to cook: grilled oysters with cheese or caviar, and lobster with butter baste (best tasting food with low effort)

YAN! KING: 0/10

"A king doesn't cook."

YAN! GOD: 4/10

Well, Liviticus can't cook unless it's very simple like rice and eggs, or like... Ramen. Basically only 1-3 stepped cooking. Cuz essentially, with him being a god, he can just summon the food from thin air. So like, he's your automatic food dispenser. If you want to teach him though, then he would love to.

Fav food to cook: Ramen (Technically not cooking)

YAN! PROSECUTOR: 9/10

Yuta, of course, knows how to cook and he cooks well. Surprisingly, he's into baking. And that's his mastery. He just doesn't have time to cook or bake at all due to being a prosecutor. But if you ask him to, then he will gladly bake or cook for you.

Fav food to make: macarons (time consuming, delicate, and needs his full attention that can distract him from his job and reality)

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So ranking from basically perfect to definitely not

PLAYER>ASMRTIST>PROSECUTOR>COLLEGE STUDENT>DELINQUENT>HUNTER>PARASITE>ISEKAI'ED ADVENTURER>GOD>BULLY>EMPEROR=DEEP SEA CREATURE=KING

[ghostie-gengar]

three four eight three!!

relationship chart and their swim forms :3

hcs under the cut (ages are as of splat3)

Captain

real name Sango, aka DJ Sango, nicknamed Agent Ick (squid sisters)

she/her, played with he/him during OE

22

robust clubhook squid

splattershot main but can work with anything

pretty chill and stoic but tells really good stories if she's in the mood

loves her girlfriend agent 8 so much and thinks she's the most amazing girl in the world <3

pretty blunt with the rest of the splatoon but with eight she's so warm it's like she's a totally different person (can you tell im obsessed with agent 24)

she sees a lot of herself in Neo but doesn't really know how to talk to them so she just. stares at them

acts fed up with Neo's antics but secretly finds them endearing. likes to pick them up and throw them

huge scar on her eye from being sanitized (the eye glows tho so thats cool) and has various others all over

Agent 4

real name Shoyu, nicknamed Sho (marie) and Four-Brains (captain)

he/him

19

firefly squid

dualies main

his freckles and spots glow! his tentacles are sparkly and so is his ink thanks to a condition he has. it's about as common as freckles

super busy college student trying to balance his hobbies with agent duties and schoolwork

hobbies include video games, music, parkour, clam blitz, and hanging out with his friends

knees are usually scraped

wears mismatched socks

he's a super cool guy, but he tries a little too hard sometimes so he can be kinda cringefail but we love him!!

super nosy and pays a lot of attention to details, mild perfectionism

shortest of the agents other than Neo, but give them like a year and they'll be taller than him

Agent 8

real name Umiko, nicknamed Eighty (captain)

she/her

22

bimac octopus

mains heavy splatling and e-liter

she's shy when you first meet her but she's super sweet and friendly once you get to know her

hides in small spaces when she's scared, easily startled

besties with Four, they play just dance together

she thinks Captain is soooo cool and has a huge crush on her (yes they're dating)

prefers to be called Eight over her real name. only Captain gets to call her Umiko <3

lives with Captain, but stayed at Four's place during splat3

has some burn scars on her back (from failed OE missions) and post side order one of her tentacles is bleached (same side as captain's sanitization scar <3)

Neo Agent 3

real name Trip, aka Inkborn Harbinger Of Destiny, nicknamed Newbie (squid sisters and captain)

they/them

13

bigfin reef squid

splatana main (they modded their splatana wiper to have the firepower of a stamper)

they lie about their age to play turf wars- this led to them being recruited into the NSS

autism swag

they love love love shiny things and also spiderman

looks up to Captain but is also terrified of her

loves it when Captain picks them up and throws them

when they get scared/overwhelmed during missions they go and sit near Captain. they don't even say anything, it's just comforting to be near someone they know has been through worse

had an enormous crush on Shiver until they met her, when she genuinely tried to kill them

has a strong sense of wonder and is fascinated by all that alterna has to offer

the back of their head is fuzzy, and they have various scratches all over

homeless for most of their life, briefly lived with the Salmonids, then was able to snag an apartment with special arrangements for their rent to be cheaper since they're a kid

they scrape by selling the treasure they find in the desert

they see Miso as their equal and treat him like a younger sibling. they get extremely offended when people assume he's their pet, as does he

hates Mr. Grizz with a passion.

Neo Agent 3 Jr.

real name Miso, aka Miso Soup With Tofu And Green Onions With A Side Of Dumplings And Fried Rice, nicknamed Little Buddy (Neo)

he/him

7

smallfry salmonid

was rescued by Neo from Grizzco before he hatched, where Mr. Grizz had full intentions to kill him

he hatched from a special golden egg that glowed brighter than all the rest, it was prophesied that he would leave the salmonids and rise up against a great evil

always hungry, will munch on anything (including Captain's shoes)

extremely loyal to Neo and loves them very much. the two of them look out for each other and live together

he and Neo lived with the salmonids when Neo couldn't nail down a permanent place to live, then they had to leave due to an unfortunate incident with Grizzco.

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Masterpost 38

Asks

Skeleton experiences his first hail storm on the Surface (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child is sick for Christmas and can't open their presents (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O dislocates their knee (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O pissed off MF Papyrus and now he wants to kill them (UT, US, UF, HT, HS, HSF, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus + MF Papyrus, Ink)

S/O is too drunk for the new year and kisses Skeleton's brother full mouth (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

How do the skeletons celebrate the New Year? (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton gets rejected by their crush (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O has a stammer that people mock (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O reveals skeleton that they're Spider-Man and part of a multiverse organization (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrusà

A kidnapped child with a cut tongue is begging skeleton to help them (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Papyruses/Swap Sans are the ones who promised to protect Frisk instead of their brother (UT Papyrus, US Sans, UF Papyrus, HT Papyrus, SF Sans, FSG Sans)

Skeleton's children lost their dad and cling to his brother (HT, HS, HF, HSF Sans & Papyrus)

How far would the skeleton go in Squid Game? (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

How reliable are the skeletons when asked to go on a grocery trip? (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeletons are playing Among Us together (All skeletons)

S/O won the lottery but is not sure what to do with all the money, which is stressing them out (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Does Blue work with dogs in his job? (US Sans)

Skeleton's child wants only their dad to brush their hair (UF Papyrus)

Successful date with Muffet (UT Muffet)

S/O likes to have fun with Skeleton but prevents him from getting into trouble (UF Sans)

S/O has a stammer (UT Gaster)

Pineapple on pizza (US Papyrus)

Wine and Torpedo are difficult with relationships (FSG Sans, MF Papyrus)

Skelly's child calls Skeleton soup poppop (UT Gaster)

More headcanons about Mafiatale Papyrus (MT Papyrus)

Skeleton meets his partner and child's murderer in a shop two years after the event (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child in middle school refuses to kiss them goodbye for the first time (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child is getting vaccinated and their dad has to hold them during the injection (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O is a movie star and is constantly harassed about their romantic life (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Mafiatale & Mafiafell relationships with their original universes (UT, UF, HT, HF, HSF, SF, FSG, OT, DaT, DF, FT, MT, MF Sans & Papyrus)

S/O is arguing with a parent who doesn't like Skeleton as S/O's boyfriend (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

A mountain lion attacks skeleton's toddler while they're playing in the garden (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Ex-S/O wants full custody over Skeleton's child after a breakup and goes to court for it (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O drags skeleton to try a free fall simulator (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Skeleton's child is a stepchild and isn't aware of it (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O farts under the blanket and tries to trap skeleton in there (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Tough skeletons can have mental breakdowns too (UF Papyrus, SF Sans, FSG Sans, MF Papyrus)

S/O is narcoleptic (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O's father slaps them in front of everyone during a family dinner for answering back (UT, US, UF, HT, HS, HF, HSF, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Creeper was raised by the canine unit (MT Papyrus)

S/O randomly picks up skeleton and carries him around (All skeletons)

S/O plays a horror video game with skeleton (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Which skeletons are neurodivergent (UT, US, UF, HT, SF, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

S/O's father slaps them in front of everyone during a family dinner for answering back (UT Toriel, Asgore, Frisk, Chara, Undyne, Alphys, Gaster, Mettaton, Grillby, Muffet, Burgerpants, Flowey, Gerson)

4th anniversary event

Horrorswap happy headcanon (HS Sans & Papyrus)

Underfell angst headcanon (UF Papyrus)

Horrortale funny headcanon (HT Sans & Papyrus)

Family headcanon (UT, HT, MF Papyrus)

Horrorswapfell angst headcanon (HSF Papyrus)

Underfell angst headcanon (UF Sans)

Mafiafell angst headcanon (MF Sans & Papyrus)

Past headcanon (HF Papyrus, SF Papyrus, MT Sans)

Bear and Creeper interaction (HSF Sans, MT Papyrus)

Blue and Tiger interaction (US Sans, HSF Papyrus)

Romance headcanon (HF Sans, SF Sans, FSG Sans, DaT Papyrus)

Romance headcanon (UT Papyrus, UF Papyrus, SF Sans, FSG Sans)

Funny headcanon (UF, MT Sans & Papyrus)

Undertale angst headcanon (UT Sans, Papyrus & Gaster)

Swapfell fluff headcanon (SF Sans & Papyrus)

Red and Papyrus interaction (UT Papyrus, UF Sans)

Fellswap gold family headcanon (FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Angst headcanon (UT, FSG Sans & Papyrus)

Undertale romance headcanon (UT Papyrus)

Parenthood headcanon (UT, US Sans & Papyrus)

Horrorswapfell fluff headcanon (HSF Sans & Papyrus)

Family headcanon (OT, DaT Sans & Papyrus)

Angst headcanon (US Sans, FSG Sans, DaT Papyrus, FT Sans)

Nugget and the outsiders interaction (HS Sans, D!Papyrus, K!Sans, DuT Sans)

Underfell romance headcanon (UF Sans)

Other things

Papyrus has a thick skull

Some incorrect quotes because why not

Myfanwi talks

Happy New Year 2025

My opinion on Mufasa: The Lion King

Dear trans and enby American people

14 years acearo coming out

Chinchilla kisses

Acearo's difficulties and validation

How do I write 100k words a month?

I got plagiarized by a student and it's not even discreet lmao

The blog is 4 years old!

[galacticwarpedlense]

I'm currently sick so I thought this would be a fitting headcanon.

I've talked about what Elliott would do for the Farmer but I wanna flip that today. What would the Farmer do for Elliott if he got sick (assuming that they are at least friends and the Farmer is a good person)

Like imagine Elliott got sick for once and then suddenly B O O M. His local farmer breaks into his room with some homemade soup and some squid ink as a present. Just ignore why their hair is on fire. Elliott seems like the type to overwork himself (which is probably the reason he's sick in the first place) so he may not want to stay in bed and might even resist the Farmer's kindness with some "I've got to continue writing my book" BS but the Farmer takes no shit and makes sure their sick fancy friend gets the rest he needs.

And obviously, if the scenario was reversed Elliott would prove to be a TOTAL hypocrite by bringing over food and insisting that the Farmer get as much rest as possible.

[rainbowbarnacle]

I read "gauntlet of shar" as "gourmet of shar" and now I'm wondering what that menu would be like

weeping mother and child rice bowl (ie: the normal chicken egg rice bowl with more onions)

selunite tears martini, extra salt

Ayam Cemani chicken soup with purple lady bok choy, black nebula carrots, purple potatoes, cloud ear mushrooms, and black garlic

Queen of the Night tomato tart

activated charcoal pancakes with blackberries on top

squid ink pasta

forbidden rice sea urchin sushi

those little forbidden drowned birds you eat in one bite

actually basically any of the tablescapes from hannibal

[typewritersandtidepools]

Masterpost:

Mod here, hello! Welcome to Elliott's blog! I also run the blog for @ask-nico-sdv ,feel free to check it and my friends blogs out if you'd like!

Blog rules: No explicit nsfw! Jokingly suggestive or flirtatiousness is alright, but just because mod is an adult does not mean I am comfortable with outright nsfw. Any asks that I am not comfortable with will simply be deleted and ignored.

We're not here to fight over Elliott, anyone can claim to be involved with him, only if you're 18 or older. Again, mod is an adult, and shipping will only happen if you are too.

(This part is more for Mod to remember.)

Loved gifts: Crab cakes, Duck feather, Lobster, Pomegranate, Squid Ink, Tom Kha Soup.

Liked gifts: All universal likes, All books, All fruit, Octopus, Squid.

Tags!

#elliotts hair hotline = anything involving haircare, talking about hair, hair advice, etc. because let's face it, this guy has some fabulous hair.

#the writing desk = anything where writing is involved, whether it's writing advice, asking him about his books, or him just being the little author that he is!

#book club buddies = anything involving his friends :)

#sad poet society = anything that gets a bit angsty, or where one of his friends is upset/he's comforting someone. general angst stuff goes here.

#no beta we die like the players grandpa = me projecting my headcanons onto him, because it's my blog and i make the rules (/lighthearted)

and that's all I can think of for now, aside from the typical self-explanatory tags, such as reblogs, asks, anons, flirting/suggestiveness or general shitposting. I'll update this as more come up!

[artemis-potnia-theron]

UPG things I personally associate with different deities -

(color, flower, food, animal, song)

☀️ Apollon:

- Orange

- Daffodils

- Glazed donuts

- Cardinals

- 'Inkpot Gods' by The Amazing Devil

🌙 Artemis:

- Gold

- Dandelions

- Crawfish boils

- Wild horses

- 'The Horror and the Wild' by The Amazing Devil

🗝 Hekate:

- Silver

- Lavender

- Gumbo

- Possums

- 'Black Water' by Reuben And The Dark

🐉 Tiamat:

- Ebony

- Irises

- Squid ink pasta

- Blue whales

- 'God Is Alive, Magic Is Afoot' by Buffy Sainte-Marie

🌹 Aphrodite:

- Periwinkle

- Carnations

- Oysters on half shell

- Seahorses

- 'Love Like This' by Lauren Daigle

🧚🏼‍♀️ Aine:

- Teal

- Wisteria

- Candied apples

- Hummingbirds

- 'Flowers in my Hair' by Wes Reeve

🔥 Brigid:

- Maroon

- Sunflowers

- Shepherd's pie

- Rabbits

- 'The Bones' by Maren Morris

🐦‍⬛ The Morrigan:

- Crimson

- Jasmine

- Stuffed peppers

- Turkey vultures

- 'White Winter Hymnal' by the Fleet Foxes

⚔️ Ares:

- Bronze

- Snapdragons

- Beef wellington

- Hippopotamus

- 'Lion' by Saint Mesa

🐈‍⬛ Bast:

- Magenta

- Hydrangeas

- Sushi

- Mountain lions

- 'Metaphor' by The Crane Wives

🏵 Freyja:

- Violet

- Peonies

- Chocolate

- Parrots

- 'Dance in the Graveyards' by Delta Rae

🦢 Caer Ibormeith:

- Ivory

- Water lilies

- Angel food cake

- Herons

- 'Winter Song' by Ingrid Michaelson and Sara Bareilles

🌌 Nyx:

- Dark blue

- Orchids

- French onion soup

- Fruit bats

- 'Saturn' by Sleeping at Last

🌾 Demeter:

- Chestnut

- Cornflowers

- Eggplant parmesan

- Foxes

- 'Hallelujah' by Leonard Cohen

🥀 Persephone:

- Indigo

- Baby's-Breath

- Jambalaya

- Owls

- 'The Rockrose and the Thistle' by The Amazing Devil

🦁 Kybele:

- Burgundy

- Daisies

- Kebabs

- Elephants

- 'Sleeping Giants' by The Crane Wives

[dark-side-blog3]

How do you think the overblot ink would actually taste? I can almost imagine the taste being different depending on the emotions that sparked the overblot. Time to experiment and find out I guess.

OH! That's an interesting idea~! And I'd be more than willing to experiment!

I think all overblot ink would taste a bit more sharp and acidic than squid ink-- think similar to malt vinegar or lemon juice. Makes it perfect for pasta, or with fish.

But maybe different emotions could have a slightly different taste... I suppose it would be like wine-- especially since the ink is a difficult ingredient that isn't your priority during an overblot, so much as something you take while fighting for your life. Not exactly a sustainable source, so each ink bottle must be labelled after tasting, so you know not to put untreated-depression ink in a dish that's better suited to murderous-overachiever-ink.

Though similar to wine, I think the flavour differences would be so subtle that you could substitute them, in a pinch. Like how you could substitute a pinot grigio with a muscadet in a tomato soup; You just need a dry white wine.

I think Riddle and Azul would taste more salty since they're crying the whole time they're in their overblot, Leona would taste a bit earthy because he'd been literally rolling around in the dirt (so think root vegetables, and portobello mushrooms), but I don't know what Vil or Jamil would taste like... Idia tastes charred-- not smoky, but char. A proper burnt flavour that heightens the sour notes of the ink, but doesn't make it unpalatable. Malleus's case is even more strange-- I can't think of anything in particular that would make him taste different. Similar to Vil and Jamil in that there's nothing that would physically change the taste like dirt or tears, but Malleus isn't feeling the same frustration they are, Malleus overblots from fearing abandonment.

If you have any thoughts on what abandonment would taste like, I'd be interested to hear! Or ideas on Vil, Jamil, or any recipes you'd try with ink! It's just such a fun idea to toy with!

[thearcanecat]

Cheese cake my mom made for my Cinderella’s Castle watch party!

Too to bottom, left to right

1. Onion dip with purple food coloring.

2. Friend made matcha cookies? From the dnd cookbook. Plus charcuterie. Just vaguely medieval fantasy.

3. Squid ink pasta. It’s just looked cool.

4. Maggot soup. My mom found noddles that kinda looked like maggots.

[nerdyneko265]

In honour of the last dungeon meshi Thursday (I know it’s Wednesday, shut up)

Minecraft cooking!

Where I go through the mob bestiary and treat it like a cook book.

Chicken, cow, pig, goat, rabbit, horse, wolf, sheep, cat, cod, salmon, tropical fish, llama- you know what these are, you don’t need me to explain. Both Laios and I are bored, moving on.

Villagers, pillagers, piglins- don’t eat people. I know piglins are half pig but listen. DONT EAT PEOPLE! You know the orcs? This is the same thing.

All zombies ever- technically edible. We’ve all eaten rotten flesh. Senshi would not be proud of us, it’s not very nutritious. Also, cannibalism.

Skeletons- I guess you could make a soup stock. But they’re better for fertilizer.

Vex and allays- ghosts. I don’t think we can make sorbet here either. I don’t think they work like that.

Bats- very small, not much meat. Hard to find and catch. But if you’re in a cave and in a pinch or just curious, sure why not

Puffer fish- cook very carefully. Probably just better for potions. But you can eat puffer fish, your chef just needs to be trained in how to cook it.

Mooshroom- now we’re talking. Beef, but with mushrooms. Comes with mushroom soup too. Usually raised for soup rather than meat, but still a good source of meat that’s pre seasoned.

Squid- mmmmm calamari… Laios enemy… also good for squid ink. I hear it goes well with pasta.

Cave Spider- venomous, could technically remove the poison like with puffer fish and boil the spider but I dont know. Small but have spawners, so you’ve have a steady supply

Spider- not venomous, and bigger. So I guess you could. Probably taste like giant scorpion since they’re both arachnids.

*dont eat spider eyes, they’re poisonous

Endermen- for personal reasons, I will not be eating endermen. They don’t even want to fight unless you antagonize them. More importantly, don’t eat endermen, it’ll probably fuck you up. They’re built for the end and full of chorus fruit. They’re also so skinny, not much to eat there. Ender pearls have a chance of giving you a parasite. And will probably teleport your stomach out of your body. You could try but it’s probably like jerky and you’ll see god.

Incidentally, I think chorus fruit tastes like vanilla

Polar bear- probably very tough meat. Very gamey. Beware though, they eat people too

Iron golem- that’s a robot. Don’t eat metal. DONT EAT REDSTONE! ITS RADIO ACTIVE.

Snow golem- probably makes good ice cream. Don’t eat it. Let it make ice cream. It’s just snow after all. It would just taste like water.

Blaze- it’s more of a spirit than an animal. Good for potion making, probably not tasty. A central core surrounded by rods, maybe that core has some meat on it, probably tastes a little spicy.

Striders- why? Why would you eat these poor babies? What did they ever do to you? They’re probably reptiles, so you could definitely eat them but could you live with that knowledge?

Elder guardian- really old puffer fish. Cut carefully for good sushi. But it’s such a hassel, you’re better off having a puffer fish. Plus, they’re endangered, so like, come on.

Guardian- jokes on you, it’s hollow on the inside. Check the mob bestiary, they have no internal organs. Could probably get some meat from the outer flesh but that’s also the spikes, so beware.

Ender mite- remember those parasites from ender pearls? This is them. Could def cook them though. They’re fair sized and full on meat. You’re probably be tripping balls though.

Ghast- like a squid, but balloon. They are filled with gas, to allow them to fly. So much like a dragon, likely have a gas sac that could contain gases that could ignite, be careful. But sky octopus. Lots of meat.

Magma cube- slime but spicy. Magma cream is probably yummy. We know it’s ok to ingest because it’s in potions, so I think it should be ok to eat. Just wait got it to cool a little

Slime- senshi has recipes for these buggers.

Shulker- I can only assume it tastes like living armour. It’s definitely a mussel

Silverfish- it’s a bug, it’s big, enjoy.

Wither skeleton and the wither- please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT EAT THE WITHER! THIS IS HOW WE GET THE PLAGUE! YOURE GOING TO GET WITHERING AND DIE!

Sniffer- I know they’re really big, I know they’re probably full of meat and they have eggs, but look at their little faces. Could you really eat them?

The Ender dragon- I mean, you beat her, might as well I guess. Apparently dragon is delicious. But also, probably full of the end, probably going to fuck yup up a bit

And now, for the big one

Creeper- as we all know, creeper skin feels like dry, crunchy leaves. It’s a moss monster with a tnt block inside. So, if you carefully cut around the explosive, you now have a very dangerous vegetable. Thick “meat”, might make a good salad.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

[rheesvandar]

She-Ra Characters’ favorite foods (Earth foods for simplicity). Will go specific or general category on a case-by-case basis.

Adora: Japanese cheesecake. She loves sweets and these are light and fluffy!

Catra: Meow Mix KBBQ. She loves all the meats and that she can make hers how she likes it (rare) without messing with Adora’s (medium well)

Glimmer: Bao. She made dumplings in S5 and it’s the only food we’ve seen her enjoy afaik.

Bow: Fondue. It’s like cooking your food on tiny arrows!

Perfuma: Vegan salads in general. Because Perfuma.

Mermista: Dungeonness Crab. She has an understanding with most sea creatures but not crabs. Fuck ‘em.

Sea Hawk: Baked Alaska. He likes that it’s set on fire.

Scorpia: Roast turkey legs. They’re yummy and easy to grip with pincers. Perfuma isn’t happy about it, though.

Double Trouble: Caviar. They hate the taste but love how it makes them look fancy.

Entrapta: Tapas. She loves that there’s entire restaurants built around tiny foods!

Hordak: French onion soup in a sourdough bowl. He still prefers his meals in mostly liquid form and is fond of the umami flavor.

Madame Razz: Lakeshore berry pie (ask a Midwesterner)

Frosta: Dino nuggets. IDK, she’s like twelve.

Micah: Frog legs. It reminds him of his favorite food from Beast Island.

Shadow Weaver: Squid ink pasta. Matches her soul.

Thoughts? Differing headcanons? Complaints?

[mamadarama]

Ensemble stars characters that the types of pasta I think they’d enjoy:

Hajime- any of those trendy cream tomato sauce pasta recipes (like the one two years ago with the whole block of baked feta)

Kuro- bolognese 

Madara- pasta l’assassina

Keito- pasta aglio e olio

Kanata - i know some would assign a seafood pasta to him, but honestly, chicken noodle soup

Kaoru- baked zitti or carbonara( non traditional made with heavy cream)

Adonis- carbonara (traditional made with eggs and extra pancetta) or giouvetsi

Koga - boxed mac n cheese with bits of leftover steak

Rei- squid ink pasta 

Rinne- penne alla vodka except he eyeball measures the vodka

Tatsumi- Cacio e peppe

Hiiro- let’s not talk about that

Aira - ravioli 

Mayoi - pasta alla Norma or macaroni with pesto( sorry Italians I don’t know if it has a specific name)

Shu - pasta Prima Vera

Tsukasa - spaghetti icecream

this will continue

funny you say this cuz i have a relevant post queued for later today

anyways this is great i dont know enough pasta words to say much but i believe the word for macaroni pasta is just macaroni . eichi would like angel hair pasta probably (not just bc of the name also bc its really good)

[rvnfb]

For Seafoam Pudding, I put my heart and sole into a foamy soup with fish chunks.

[iridescentinkangel]

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Uta

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