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[sydneysweeneysource]

SYDNEY SWEENEY. Dr. Squatch Campaign.

[taevincii]

Justin in the new Dr.Squatch Ad 🥰😂

Did yall see when he put his leg on the table tho? 👀😏 I was looking, respectfully 😉

[staygoldsquatchling02]

IF👏🏻YOU👏🏻GIVE👏🏻THE👏🏻 CHARACTER 👏🏻A👏🏻NAME👏🏻 IT'S 👏🏻NOT👏🏻AN👏🏻X 👏🏻READER👏🏻FIC.

But seriously if you are writing a fic and give the s/o character a name, it defeats the purpose of an x reader. I don't care if it's oc x character story, have fun enjoy but for the love of God don't tag it as x reader please. I get wanting more people to see your stories but it's irritating to click on a fic that is tagged x reader and get two paragraphs in and the 'reader' has a name. You don't see honest to go x reader writers tagging their stuff x oc, so why are you doing it.

And don't come at me saying 'well there's extensions you can use to switch out the names' or 'if you don't like it don't read it' , because one I don't read it if I know from the start it's not truly an x reader and second not everyone uses a computer to read. I use my phone to read and there ain't no extensions for the app that do anything like that.

If you really want to post your OC fic in the x reader tag it's not hard to use Google docs to search out every mention of your OC's name and replace it with y/n.

Just for the love of God stop cross tagging oc fics with x reader it's annoying and bogs down the tags making it harder to find the real x reader fics that people work just as hard on.

[sydneybsweeneydaily]

SYDNEY SWEENEY

for Dr. Squatch.

Via Instagram.

[thatonegeekygirl]

hands up if your brain chemistry was altered by survival mode bigfoot ep

[thegorgonist]

Some people spend their whole lives searching for Bigfoot in all the wrong places...

My shop

[cryptid-quest]

Cryptid of the Day: Octo-Squatch

Description: In the summer of 1961, at around 11:00pm, truck driver Arguimedes Sanchez was driving down a road in the Basque Mountain of Spain when the high beams of his car caught what they described as a 3-4ft hairy octopus. It didn’t move, despite efforts by the driver, and he eventually just drove around it.

[celebritysasquatch]

Squatchy Valentine's Day Cards

[objectspod]

Did you know that Bigfoot has a sweet tooth??

Everyone's favorite hazelnut cocoa spread may have solved a cryptoozological mystery, and we've got the evidence! In this episode, we investigate the tastiest Bigfoot trap ever, uncover a Hollywood yeti smuggling ring, and hear the true tale of a trick-or-treating Sasquatch. Plus, the gang visits Cliff Barackman's North American Bigfoot Center, we recount our scariest Sasquatch encounter in the hills of West Virginia, and Greg has a snack attack.

[tame-a-messenger]

trying to spot damien in these smosh hangouts is like tyring to spot bigfoot lol, hes almost always in the far background. also get off of that damn phone bro!!1! (jk)

TELL ME ABOUT IT

I've been on the lookout for him in content AND DAMN, THIS MAN IS HARD TO CATCH!

It's so funny how he made fun of Angela for "Always being on that damn phone!" meanwhile in ALL the sightings of him the last MONTH his nose has been so far shoved into his phone you'd think he needs it to breathe lmao

[staygoldsquatchling02]

Anyone else blocking smut tags? Like I'm fine with it and if my likes were public on here you'd see a lot of it, but I'm just tired of it. Like every fic I scroll by these days is smutty in some way. Gone are the days where you really had to dig to find a smut in a sea of fluff because now it's the opposite. I know tons of people say this but seriously more people need to write fluffy or angsty fics and take a break from the smut. Please

[pastafossa]

I’m sorry to bother you, but is it pronounced Took (tuk) or Took (tük) in Sir Peregrin Montgomery Scott Took the Third’s name?

I want to make sure I’m pronouncing his name correctly when I read it in my head.

It's tük! Pippin is named after two characters specifically:

1. Peregrin Took (Pippin) from LOTR. As in Gandalf going FOOL OF A TOOK. Also I forgot he'd been hit by an apple in the movie until now JUST LIKE THE TENNIS BALL THE OTHER DAY, PLEASE I'M WHEEZING.

2. Montgomery Scott, or Scottie from Star Trek! Since my fan is a Trekkie fam and rough collies are from Scotland, this fit. So now when he goes in the car he's being beamed up. 😂

And he's the third because there is book/movie Pippin (Peregrin Took the 1st), I have a friend who already had a rough collie named Pippin (the 2nd), and then my Pip, the 3rd in the noble line of Pips! Long may he live!

[aut2imagineart]

My first art piece of November, I got inspired to draw Sydney Sweeny as a genie like she appeared in those Dr Squatch body wash commercials. I honestly never heard of the brand before and I don't usually draw real life people but I loved how she looked as a genie, simple yet lovely. She reminded me how another artist, by the name of Sean Northridge if I recall, often draws genies.

Anyway, I'm going get back to drawing Lovecraftian creature in Hellaverse art style for my Hazbin Hotel x DanDaDan mini series. As a reminder you can comment suggestions on which Eldritchian horrors I should try to draw (I already plan to do Cthulhu).

As always comments and critiques are welcome.

[bughead-in-the-comics]

Betty suggests a new hairstyle for Jughead in Bigfoot on Campus, Archie’s Weird Mysteries #10 (2000).

[cryptid-quest]

Cryptid of the Day: Sauna Squatches

Description: On December 21st, 2017, a resident of Rautavaara, Finland claimed to have found two large, humanoid figures in his sauna during a below freezing day. The figures ran into the woods, leaving behind brownish hair around the sauna.

[celebritysasquatch]

Bigfoot pictured here circa late 90s early 2000s