#squatch boys

[thatonegeekygirl]

hands up if your brain chemistry was altered by survival mode bigfoot ep

[aethon-recs]

Hullo!!

Thank you for all the great tomarry fic recs you have given to us!! Your recs are always the best and I love them all..🩷🩷

Do you have any Tomarry fics where Harry somehow time travels to the past where Tom is still in his Hogwarts years ?? And Harry becomes the transfer/new student and gets sorted into Slytherin??

I hope I'm not being too specific.. honestly, just any fic where Harry and Tom both go to Hogwarts!!

Thank you🩷🩷

- rioo xxx

Hi there! Thank you for your kind words 🤍

Here's a selection of fics featuring Harry and Tom attending Hogwarts together in the 1940s.

There's 23 fics in the list below, covering 1.7 million words, so hopefully there's some fics in here you haven't come across before! Happy reading!

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Hogwarts 1940s-era Tomarrymort Recs

A Future Without a Face by @dividawrites (E, 115k, complete)

Tom Riddle is a gifted teen with a personality disorder. He’s going to rule the world one day. Harry Potter is an extremely angry transfer student, or at least that’s what Tom believes.

And the Living Will Envy the Dead by @k-s-morgan (M, 81k, WIP)

When Harry looks at Tom, he feels overwhelmed. There is a spark that makes him hopeful, the fear that nothing he does will save Tom from himself, and the horror at what his lies might lead to. When Tom looks at Harry, he feels nothing. Until he does, and then Harry’s world starts drowning in blood.

At the end of every road by @sass-y-squatch (M, 90k, complete)

In which Harry is determined to prevent Voldemort's rise, even if he has to stalk, bribe, threaten, and marry Tom Riddle to do it.

But For You, I Did by @duplicitywrites (M, 21k, complete)

When 11-year-old Tom Riddle finally arrives at Platform 9 and ¾, he meets fifth-year Prefect Harry Evans, a Muggleborn Slytherin at the top of his year. Harry is everything that Tom wants to be—Harry knows exactly what it’s like to be special, intelligent, and have no one understand you. 

Custodarium by Tina48 (E, 73k, complete)

The war is over, and the Wizarding Britain has been slowly rising from the ashes. Harry just wishes none of it ever happened – what will he do when he’s given a chance to change the past? Was Dumbledore right about “the power he knows not” after all?

Devil's Hour by @exarite (E, 3k, complete)

Harry traveled back to Riddle's time with the intention to kill him, but it's been months and he's done nothing. Instead, night after night, Tom visits him in his bed. Harry lets him.

Embryo by @cannibalinc (NR, 28k, WIP)

While others only gossip about Grindelwald and dutifully prepare for their NEWTs, Tom is building an empire. He has painstakingly clawed his way to the top of his generation’s elite, and now he wants more—more power, more delights, more magic than has ever been explored before. That is Tom’s destiny, a King among men. No—a god. He need only rise to that which is his for the taking… if only one strange boy weren’t so determined to get in his way.

Enoument by @accipitae (M, 22k, complete)

Call if fate, call it destiny, call it getting hit by a car at five years old and flung into the past to land naked and bruised on the steps of Wool's Orphanage in 1931. Whatever it is, Harry grows up not in a cupboard under the stairs but in a small room shared with another strange boy.

Fate Granted by Flipdarkchill (M, 60k, WIP)

When a young Tom Riddle demands a friend in the middle of the night, he did not truly expect anything to happen. At least, not right away...

Game On, Your Move by @perhaps-sunlight (T, 75k, complete)

Be on guard, my Lord, writes Abraxas Malfoy, the new transfer student intends to kill you. Except Abraxas has terrible penmanship, and 'kill' and 'kiss' look awfully similar in shoddy cursive. Naturally, things escalate. A lot.

good night, darling by @purplemineralwater (E, 141k, WIP)

Harry's breath faltered. It was all so confusing... Harry had died. He had died and spoken to Death and suddenly he was standing in Hogwarts, in 1942, and the Sorting Hat had just pronounced him Slytherin.

Holly & Yew by @lovely-lotus (M, 236k, WIP)

After a bout of accidental magic when Harry is six, Vernon goes too far. When Harry wakes up, he is gravely wounded and more than fifty years in the past in another world. After some shuffling, Harry ends up at Wool's. There, he meets Tom Riddle, his mysterious roommate, eventual best friend, and the love of his life.

Infinite by @duplicitywrites (E, 8k, complete)

Harry and his twin brother Tom have the same mark. The same soulmate. Whoever their soulmate is, wherever they may be, they will go to Tom. Tom, however, has other plans.

nothing left to lose by @cindle-writes (E, 11k, complete)

Harry got to have Tom’s cock inside him anytime he wanted, but all he really wanted was Tom’s soul back inside of him.

Of Monsters, Of Men by @ca-xan-dra (M, 144k, WIP)

Harry’s first memory at Wool’s Orphanage is of Tom Riddle. He thinks Tom Riddle makes many exceptions for him. (He’s right.)

Promises, Promises by @mosiva (E, 72k, complete)

Harry, stuck in the past and trying to navigate Slytherin House with Tom Riddle at its head, is hit with a memory-loss spell. An unhappy accident, as the ever-friendly Tom Riddle is on hand to tell him.

Reckless Cartography by @meles-merrivale (M, 9k, WIP)

Just because someone is the love of your life doesn’t mean they’re good for you. And just because someone’s bad for you doesn’t mean you get to walk away. Featuring Harry and Tom attending Hogwarts together and slowly ruining each other’s lives.

Stab Right Through by @the-wig-is-a-metaphor (M, 82k, WIP)

Getting lost in old memories is a dangerous thing for anyone, but in Harry's case the whole situation is slightly more literal than usual, and—as it always tends to be—much, much worse.

Subjective by IceLynx (G, 1.5k, complete)

While Harry thinks Tom is extremely handsome, nobody else does. Most think Tom is rather average. Harry refuses to admit it and is forced to defend his opinion.

tautological by @cindle-writes (E, 7k, complete)

It had taken Tom quite a bit of trial and error to figure out how, but he had finally worked out how to exploit their shared horcrux connection and send Harry false visions and dreams. For a few weeks now, Harry had been waking up every morning to a rush of pleasure, soaked pajama bottoms, and Tom’s name a broken moan on his lips.

Terrible, But Great by @isalisewrites (M, 143k, WIP)

When Death gives Harry a third option, one that can save everyone he ever cared about, he takes it unflinchingly. Even when that means doing the impossible: falling in love with the enemy, Tom Riddle.

Vespertine by @itsevanffs (E, 24k, WIP)

Harry only blooms at night; Tom can see this much.

What Souls Are Made Of by Emeralds_and_Lilies (E, 278k, complete)

A mysterious object in Bellatrix's vault sends Harry, Ron and Hermione spinning into the past and to a Hogwarts like none they know. Posing as students, Harry catches the eye of the Head Boy, Tom Riddle, who is nothing like the Voldemort of the future. He's charming and sly and manipulative; both brilliant and deadly.

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[is-on-its-way]

Happy little headcanon 4

So they had a girl after season 11 right? Mulder of course wouldve been a stay at home dad, but I think he’d homeschool her. Not in a creepy fundie way. In a its too dangerous to leave you in a school building and my wife and I have severe trauma about losing children kind of way.

So he’d use his Oxford education to teach her like fluent latin and literature and ancient history on top of the regular online school curriculum. And he’d get her onto the local boys baseball team because hes the coach anyway. And theyd make matching squatching suits and go sit in the woods for hours eating snacks and being too loud to actually see a sasquatch, or hed take her on field trips to different historical places around DC or the smithsonian, where he would teach her how to be curious and inquisitive about the world above all else. And scully being a doctor with a week on week off schedule would pick up the science slack and do little experiments with them both that would inevitably devolve into lighthearted fighting when Mulder puts Erlenmeyer flasks under his shirt to make boobies or juggles the petri dishes and she’d tell him to take his aries energy out of the kitchen while trying her hardest not to laugh but hed catch her smiling as he retreated out of the kitchen to go research some other cryptoid.

think Jenna and Julen 🥺

[exlibrisfangirl]

LIBERTY LATHER I'M SCREAMINGGG

*Steve Rogers voice* Fellas, do you ever find yourself wishing you had America's Ass™? Well, you're in luck! For a limited time only, wash with LIBERTY LATHER from Dr. Squatch... and you, too, can smell like freedom, non-toxic masculinity, and justice for all! Buy your bar today, boys, and show us just how true-blue your blood - and bathwater - runs!

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2499

The ghoul boys love the Squatch. (Dialogue from "Taika Waititi and Rhys Darby Take Lie Detector Tests" on youtube.)

[underacalicosky]

A little while back, @somethingsteff posted about the Dr. Squatch Star Wars soaps that she found. I couldn’t find them at any stores near me, but I did find a set on Amazon (I got the Prequel edition, there’s also a Sequels edition) and it happened to be on sale for Black Friday so I ordered one as a fun holiday gift for the fam.

Do you want to know what Obi-Wan smells like? Here’s a quick review of this set in case anyone might want to get these for the Star Wars fan in their life themselves.

This is what it looks like when you open the box. It’s actually quite nice for a soap set, I think? I don’t usually buy collector’s sets of soaps though.

Here’s an closer look at the soap boxes. The Dark Side Scrub (Vader) and Ruthless Rinse (Maul) have some exfoliating scrub to them.

This is what’s under the soaps. I thought it was kind of cool that they had the lightsabers. However, kind of miffed that they had Obi-Wan as a Jedi Knight instead of Master. Somewhere in the galaxy, Vader is laughing.

I took them out of the box to let them breathe overnight and trimmed a small piece to test each of them out.

Wisdom Wash (Yoda) - This is the most mildly scented of the set. It’s a bit earthy (but not like a swamp) and my kids thought it smelled like tea leaves. It’s something that you might get as a hotel soap. It lathers well, doesn’t have any grit, and I think most people would find it pleasant. It leaves a faint scent on your hands that’s pretty true to what the bar smells like. The kids say this is their favorite in the set.

Dark Side Scrub (Vader) - This soap is a little stronger smelling than Yoda’s. It’s a smoky scent and a bit like burnt bacon. They did our boy dirty! It lathers well and the grit is barely noticeable. But it doesn’t leave the smell of bacon on your hands after you wash with it. It’s still a little smokey and spicy, not a “fresh” kind of smell and not really “woodsy” either, but I don’t mind it.

Only Hope Soap (Obi-Wan) - This is the strongest smelling soap in the set. It’s clean and fresh, leading me to believe this is pre-desert hut era Obi-Wan. It’s definitely a “men’s” soap type scent. It’s very smooth, no grit, and leaves a strong scent on your hands that’s true to what the bar smells like. This is probably my favorite out the bunch.

Ruthless Rinse (Maul) - This soap isn’t as strong smelling as Obi-Wan’s, it’s maybe on par with Vader’s. It’s spicy and sharp and very “men’s” deodorant smelling. There’s noticeable grit that’s nice for exfoliating and the it leaves a spicy scent on your hands that’s similar to what the bar smells like. I would say that this almost smells the same on my hands as the Vader soap.

Overall, this was a fun gift! I’m not sure I would’ve gotten it if it hadn’t been on sale (and I got it with my subscribe and save delivery so there was an extra discount), but I’m glad that I did. The box it comes in is really nice and the kids are having a lot of fun with it. I left the slices of soap in the bathroom and everytime they wash their hands I have to guess which one they used lol.

[derekthesavage]

Had a crazy interaction at the ol' "coffee shop" today. Thought I might share.

Me: So, Starbucks Barista, do you believe in squatches?

Dumbass Barista: Do I believe in... What?

Me: Squatches. You know? Sasquatch? Bigfoot? Yeti? Yowie? Skunk Ape? Any of these ringin' a bell?

Dumbass Barista: I- Um... I don't think I understand the question.

Me: That so?

Dumbass Barista: Joe- Uh, Joe Biden says those aren't real...

Me: Ha! That's a laugh!

[The line behind me begins to snicker. The barista becomes flush with embarrassment.]

Dumbass Barista: I just... Joe Biden is MY president, you know? As Portland barista I vowed to forever defend the sacred honor of our glorious leader and-

Me: And... This doesn't sound a LITTLE culty to you?

[The barista looks down at her feet.]

Dumbass Barista: Sir, if I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times. We don't serve squatch hunters at this establishment.

[I turn around defeated, when suddenly an old man in a tye dye shirt stands up. Piercings all over his face.]

Me: Oh boy, here we go again...

Old Man: Excuse me-

Me: Here it comes...

Old Man: YOU are an intolerant asshole!

[I hang my head in shame and begin slinking towards the door.]

Old Man: No! Not you! That barista!

[All eyes turn to the Barista, who has begun looking around nervously as the entire Cafe stares daggers at her.]

Dumbass Barista: I, erm, I don't-

Old Man: I tell you what, lil miss. I've been a progressive all my life, and I remember a time and place where people minded their damned business and let people believe what they want!

Dumbass Barista: But- but, Joe Biden-

Old Man: Joe Biden this, Joe Biden that. Listen kid, I've lived in this city for 80 years and I'll tell you right now, we were better off LONG before we saw hide or hair of your so called "Great Leader".

[The Cafe erupts into applause. The barista slinks back to the kitchen, defeated as the old man calmly struts out of the restaurant. A little kid even tells him that they are an amateur squatcher, and he gave them the courage to be open about their true self.]

Me: *thinking while pumping fist* You go, Grandpa!

Crazy day for our country when we see things like this actually happening... People are waking up.

[accordingtopluto]

Now, here's the rest of the Ultimate Alien bois, up to Jury Rigg. Yes, the 'Squatch is a part of this set, being unlocked during Ben's time with the Ultimatrix.

[satohqbanana]

Rewrite Tag

Rules: Rewrite the previous person's lines in your own style, then supply a few new lines for others to rewrite.

A.k.a. my favorite writing activity (again). Let's GOOOOO!!! Apparently, I tagged @kaylinalexanderbooks in my last Rewrite tag, but the published post must've eaten up her line and my rewrite of her line. 😭 I do remember doing it; do take note that I reviewed and edited the post before I published it so it says "I have two sets of lines from two writers". I'm so sorry Kaylin for the mixup. As an apology, please have three rewrites:

Line 1: Warning: Body horror, possibly upsetting imagery

Orange and white fur tore out of the follicles of my skin, with high-frequency black stripes coating my body. My skull squatched and stretched and crunched into a new form, ears and muzzle rearranging themselves into a feline structure. My spine and hips warped and elongated into a longer torso, stretching into a tail, contourting until I had no choice but to put my hands, morphing into padded paws, on the ground. My nails grew alarmingly quick into claws I could retract, my teeth burst out of my gums into fangs. My entire body tensed in the exhilarating pain. Once I was comfortably in the complete form, I almost collapsed out of relief.

Mine:

Now see, while the power to transform is truly amazing, the act of transformation can be quite a bother. During which, pain overwhelms my human flesh. I keep my eyes open to watch streaks of black, white, and orange cover my arms and long, sharp nails grow from my fingers. I fall to my knees as my torso elongates and my spine stretches into a tail. I support myself with padded paws as my skull morphs itself into a boxier form. I must admit, though, that the shift from hearing sounds from next to myself to hearing sounds from above myself can be a bit of a delight - as is completing my very furry feline transformation. My paws are all cold and sweaty, but my heart relaxes in relief.

Line 2:

“How’re you and Niri? I accidentally found out you texted him.” “We’re fine.” Hannah smiled a bit. “Is that a hint of red on your cheeks?” I asked. “Now, don’t you start,” Hannah said, pointing harshly. “I had to deal with Charlie and Amanda grilling me about the boy I was texting in your absence.” I smiled. “I’ll come save you.” “Thank you.” Hannah swung the door open and we went back into the crowded family room. I tried to ignore the devices pulling me back.

Mine:

"So. That little text of yours." "Hm?" The slight flush of Hannah's cheek tells me I don't need to say the thing. I still say the thing, though. "I meant Niri." "Oh, don't me!" She crossed her arms and turned her head away. "Thanks to your little antic, I've barely survived the hot seat with Charlie and Amanda." "Alright, I guess I do owe you one. If anybody asks, it's because I like the attention, and not because silly widdle Hannah isn't ready for The Talk--" With a harsh palm, she hit my shoulder multiple times. I can only laugh. It even distracts me from the devices probing into my head. "…thanks." "I got you, Babe. Our blood kin better be ready for me." With that, Hannah swung the door open, and we presented ourselves before the family.

Line 3:

Jack scrutinized the castle before him. It stretched up, up, up into the sky--and as they were already in the clouds, Jack didn’t want to know how high the tallest tower was above the ground--how he wouldn’t like to be the poor bloke who was defenestrated from it. The castle was made of some sort of dark stone, giving it the unsettling feel of a haunted house. There was the cobblestone path, yes, but on either side of it, Jack realized that yes, they were still on clouds, though where the castle was, the clouds were dark and gray, and when Jack listened closely enough, he realized that there was a booming irregular pulse of thunder that shook the ground ever-so-slightly, enough to cause the stone beneath his shoes to rattle.

Mine:

Jack followed the cobblestone path that paved the gray clouds around him. Soon, he arrived before an eerie castle held together by strong masonry. It knocked on the gate of the highest level of heaven - so he imagined as he gazed upward. Standing atop its towers must've been exhilarating and horrifying - the last fool who'd fallen from one definitely saw their life flash before their eyes. As that incident came into mind, something flashed in the inky clouds as well. Seconds after, thunder rolled and the ground - or the clouds - shook in its booming roar.

And the new line you must try to rewrite is this snippet I wrote for a test scene in Arcanium:Liberatio:

Curious, he followed the voice. A sensation from his palptayl gave him directions. Following that impulse, he exited the market district and found himself before the Garden of Hues. Beyond the trellis gates were pillars peeking from the vines they supported and trees carved to create arbors beneath the sky. Fragrant flowers of different colors bloomed here and there and short wooden fences marked the stone path before him. The sound of running water almost dampened the song that piqued his interest, but the melody called to him once more. Ignoring the sights before him, he placed trust in his palptayls and jogged through the garden. His motions disturbed the surrounding fauna but he cared little. Desired implored him to uncover the mystery and he ached to know whose song this was that instilled intense emotions in him.

Please note that "palptayls" was my term for a special set of antennae that Lyarshu has. This is temporary, as I realize having too many special terms can confuse readers in the long run. :(

This is a gentle tag for @wyked-ao3, @literarynecromancy, and @drchenquill.

Arcanium tag: @philosophika (ask to be added)

[rainintheevening]

Slapped by @ablatheringblatherskite, thanks Aster! And @novelmonger! 😘

Are you named after anyone?: My first name comes from the Bible and my maternal grandmother.

When was the last time you cried?: Today at church. But it was good crying. The music really got me today. :')

Do you have any kids?: No, unless characters count. Eric and Casey, my beloved boys. Squatch, my little bothan boy. Addie, my clone son. There's a few of 'em.

What sports do you play/have you played?: Shinny on the outdoor rink at the park in town. Many bastardized versions of things with siblings (soccer with a basketball, baseball with a shoe, show jumping without horses, horse racing with bikes, golf with dirt clods... you get the idea).

Do you use sarcasm?: Sometimes, but I was raised to say what I mean, so even my sarcasm is easy to see coming. Try to only use it on people who will appreciate it and as a joke.

What is the first thing you notice about people?: Footwear is a big one. Tells me a lot. Also handshake (whether or not they do it, how firm it is)

What's your eye color?: Blue mostly. Greyer in some lights, greener in others. But really it's just blue.

Scary movies or happy endings?: Happy endings all the way.

Any talents?: Whistling, writing, herding animals, singing.

Where were you born?: The city I've always lived next to in Sounthern Ontario, Canada

What are your hobbies?: Writing, doing truck repairs with my brother, singing at church, drawing, four-wheeling

Do you have any pets?: Currently, just one, a cat named Lucy.

How tall are you?: 5'4", maybe 5'3"?

Favorite subject in school?: History. I did love history, because we read tons of high quality historical fiction growing up, and the way my mom taught us was by giving us books to read about things. Anyone else crazy about the Adam's Synchronological Chart of History?

Dream job?: Ugh, I don't even know anymore. Currently jobless so this is kinda a difficult question. I mean, homemaker would be ideal, but you need a husband for that. Would not mind being a housekeeper for nice people. (Already am one for the fam, but I don't get paid.)

Let's see tagging... @ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask @thefinaljediknight @x-rainflame-x @authortobenamedlater and anyone else who wants to do these!

[sy5starplaty]

My 3.07 “Strings That Bind Us” liveblog...

Cranberries’ "Dreams” to start us off? Okay.

Why does Jamie pulling Roy's bike along (in a pink sweatshirt & shorts no less) feel like the most obvious next step in their dynamic after "Sunflowers"?

More Jade-Nate stuff...

And Jack is totally being Keeley's "sugar daddy"... so it won't last.

I love Chef Simi. Still can't tell if this is a shipping situation or not... but obviously not siblings.

Barbecue sauce induced hallucination... okay. I'll accept that.

ASH! I always forget his name. I shall now refer to him as Cool Hat Guy.

They're still calling him Van Damme?

Nate got Siri to call him Wunderkind? lol

EVERYONE CONNECTED TO EPSTEIN? GET AWAY FROM HER NOW KEELEY! NOW!

Okay... needed a warning for that puke-a-thon.

They are NOT going to last. Those are NOT green flags, Keeley.

Rebecca talking about Rupert lovebombing her with a CAR... exact thing he did with Nate.

Beard Kitman is... actually kinda accurate. And Coach Will Beard is FANTASTIC.

"This is yummy. What is this?" "Water."

lol... I'm gonna need a spinoff with Will Beard.

Oh, K/J are so over.

OF COURSE IT'S ROY'S IDEA. Boy needs some joy in his life right now. I gotta say... We need this technique in ALL FOOTBALL CODES.

Hm... Not sure if that'll work Nate. But it's the thought that counts.

J: "It better be amazing!" (what you do for me, compared to all the lavishness I've bestowed upon you... and if it sucks... well, you know who has all the POWER in this relationship don't you?) RED FLAG RED FLAG

And... okay, yeah. Thoughts count. Words do too.

Yikes. Sorry Sam. I mean, you were right to call him a bigot, but that was playing with fire. Let's just be thankful it wasn't a fire, yeah? :|

Oh, that working/marching song thing... I know it, but I can't remember where it's from.

Sam rightfully swearing! And then crying in his HUGE daddy's arms.

"Big whoop"? Sam's dad is Ted! And they get on very well... brilliant.

But they were all coordinated and stuff in the locker room!

Heh... love that the 3 pub guys are so so calm about the team’s performance.

Poor Roy... making puns while Ted talks.

ASS-SQUATCH "Make it stop" ... No, it's awesome.

Lol... pre-emptive bird flips.

JAMIE! YOU'RE BECOMING THE BEST YOU CAN BE! YOU'RE BETTER THAN ZAVA, BOY. Damn, I can't believe I'm proud of him (again - I was proud of him in 2.03 but that wasn't as a footballer).

Arlo: "That was bloody gorgeous!" Yes, it was.

Yeah, knew they wouldn't win. But they didn't let Arsenal get anymore goals, so there's that.

And... TRENT! He's excited about football again! Well, about The Lasso Way.

"Yeah, but he's our dork." :D

Aw, they're not over yet? Damn. But it still feels likely. If she doesn't have Epstein connections, SHE JOKED ABOUT HAVING EPSTEIN CONNECTIONS. That's not a good thing! Unless her Epstein is not that Epstein... in which case, who's the other famous Epstein?

THE TEAM CAME TOGETHER TO HELP OUT SAM & HIS RESTAURANT.

Keep the mirrors as they are? I get the idea, Sam, but you gotta at least cover those shards with something. IT'S A SAFETY HAZARD.

And since... Ted & Rebecca did not share a scene AT ALL... I guess I'm just shipping Sam with Simi?

Yeah, not looking positive re: tedbecca here, so I’ll wait till 3.08 to either resurrect my shipper-self or bury it.  This episode was more about the team - with added Nate & Keeley’s storylines - so I get there wasn’t really any room for tedbecca stuff. They didn’t even focus that much on Ted. But now the team is kinda working like a well-oiled machine again... I think they’ll be able to return to the main ships & their individual journeys to find their way [back] to each other. 

Hopefully. 

[reefer-reelz-n-reviews]

Alice (2009)

Smoking: Neil Bongstrong

So, this technically isn’t a movie, but a tv mini Series and definitely one of my favorites. We follow Caterina Scorsone, Alice, as she travels to… you guessed it! Wonderland.

My husband and I are currently watching Law and Order SVU, and there is a new ADA played by Philip Winchester who is Jack Chase in this series. So, I’ve been itching to watch it every time we see him pop up on the screen.

This week’s is a little bit harder. I have a poor sick kitten who is demanding love and attention so having double duty.

We basically have all of the characters from the original in here. There is the white rabbit, played by Alan Gray. He isn’t really a rabbit just a man that is running from CS and his hair is long and in two low pony tails that look as if they are his ears.

CS goes through the looking glass into almost half a world. It is floating and boy is it a long way down if you fall. I like to think of this as more of a modern-day Alice, where she is smarter 😂 By smarter I mean she doesn’t take the bate to drink the vile, but still gets captured. Also, not a blonde but brunette. Maybe that’s why she is smarter 🤣 don’t take offense if you’re blonde please, just making a joke.

The first time I watched it was with my friend Rachel and I was soooo baked! There is a scene where people are almost like at the stock market yelling out numbers to purchase emotions. The first time I watched it I thought they were all whispering. Almost like they were in a bubble. Totally not what happens 😂

This happens at the Tea House. And guess who runs it? None other than Hatter, played by Andrew Lee Potts. I’ve been in love with him ever since I’ve watched it 😍

There is even a larger gentleman, Dave ‘Squatch’ Ward that plays the Walrus. Though he is more of an enforcer if you will.

In this adaptation The Queen of Hearts, played by THE Kathy Bates, is married to of course the King of Hearts, Colm Meaney.

Not only do we have KB in here. But the magnificent Tim Curry!! He plays Dodo. He isn’t in too much of the series. But just having him in it is enough for me 😄

KB still likes to take the heads of those who oppose her.

I love how ALP gets shot by TC and he acts like he’s all super hurt and CS is all concerned just to find out that he is wearing a bullet proof vest.

What did I say about it being a long way down? There is the March Hair looking for CS. Though he is called Mad March in this. He straight up threw a guy off of the edge and you just hear him scream allllll the way down.

There is even a Jabberwock! It looks nothing like the one from the one from Tim Burton’s Alice. It actually looks a little derpy 😂

My favorite character is the White Knight, played by Matt Frewer. He is goofy, does a lot of synonyms. Or as I pronounce them cinnamons lolololol. He also apparently does toe nail readings 🤔 whatever that means.

Another similarity is that there is the same cat, Dinah, that surprise CS follows in the forest. Though she turns into the Cheshire Cat.

The part with Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum is played by Eugene Lipinski, and he’s some kind of mind doctor where they try to find out information form CS. There are some trippy backgrounds that are almost like a hypnosis.

Love when ALP and MF are trying to sneak in to the Casino and ALP has this hat trick 🤣 wish I was that cool.

There is a different kind of flamingo. They don’t play croquet, more of fly on them. Watching them on it makes me think of “Choking the Chicken” 😂☠️

How trippy is it to make a reality extend when you enter it from another door. Press of a button, boom the rest of the roof of a building, plus the remaining part of the decaying world.

Definitely a good thing that SC was doing Karate in the real world. Helps her to be able to escape. Then she takes a flamingo through the forest almost like she’s racing on Endor with Leia 🤣

It would be so weird to sit in a room full of eyeballs just staring at you. And way to have terrible hiding skills. Literally they hid behind a pillar but there were people coming form the left. They so would have seen them 🙄

Alice of course brings down the house and wins. She set Wonderland free from the evil queen of hearts.

Thanks for reading!

Toke on! 😶‍🌫️

-RRR

[kevinscryptids]

STRANGE CONNECTIONS: The Vegas Alien Encounter Vs. Hopkinsville Goblins

check one two check one two this it the K-Boss calling all squatch watchers, I know it's been awhile since I've rapped at ya but let's talk.

Look I already know what your thinking... Dr. K you usually stay in the range of terrestrial cryptids.. what's the deal with this alien shit all of the sudden.

CAN'T A MAN CHANGE?!?!? Back off Squatch Nation Daddy K has been through a lot lately.

Now that, that's outta the way we can chop shop about a modern day landing that mirrors a goblin attack from back in 50's.

Here is a low-down on the most recent Alien visitation from the man himself, Geroge Knapp.

Here is where shit drops down the jackalope hole.... in 1955 outside of Kelly Kentucky a family experienced the very same type of encounter.

The story goes like this.... Early one sweltering August evening Billy Ray Taylor, who was living with 10 others all present at the time, stepped outside for a break from the heat and a long drink of water when he spotted a bright light drop down into the valley behind the farmhouse.

Terrified Billy ran in to inform the other members of the family. No one believed him, as was the fashion at the time. Until the family dog started freaking our prompting Billy Ray and Lucky Sutton to step outside only to be confronted with a small glowing creature that was approaching them with it's arms raised. Billy did the only rational thing a man could do, blasted the little fucker with his shotgun.

After that the little goblins launched an assault on the house cause all sorts of gremlin mischief.... one can imagine it was much like this scene from Germlins:

At around midnight fed up with the goblin bullshit the fam packed up and headed to the police department. Soon their farm was flooded with investigators from the US Air Force's project blue book. To this day the encounter remains one of the few the project blue book investigators did not have an explanation for. Chew on that little squatchers cause it's time for photo evidence!!!!

Read em and weep the NEWS paper tells no lies...

The boys talking bout how they shot those lil gobs

sketch of the gob in question....

Eyes on the sky,

-Kev

The squatch watcher

[nykloss]

People need to stop sexualizing Mothman, like for real, he's just a little dude being a little dude out in the woods.

He doesn't have psychic powers either, he's just a fluffy dude who likes to chase cars and hangout on bridges.

I'm not saying he's not sexy, anything can be sexy, but it's all anybody talks about with Mothman.

Just let him be a little dude, and appreciate him being a little dude, and also being fluffy.

Like even the big metal statue in Point Pleasant West Virginia, USA, planet earth, that's not what Mothman looks like at all

He's not even chrome, and what's with the 8 pack, and the chiseled butt??

No one's even seen Mothman's ass

Stop talking like you have seen Mothman's ass, because you haven't, no one has

It's secret, and he'd like to keep it that way.

You know what else? Stop looking for Bigfoot, he's got a family to support, like 5 kids and a loving wife

The dude just wants to gather fruits and berries and stuff, bring them home to the fam, and then throw some on the grill and have a cold one with the boys

His boys

His adult sons

They live with him, because he's a good dad, and he doesn't pressure them to move out, it's a hard world out there.

People always trying to take pictures of you, taking casts of your foot prints, and trying to find your poop

A lot to deal with for a squatch.

Anyways, you know who never gets called sexy, and honestly should?

Flatwoods Monster

Glowing red eyes, a wild shaped head, little pinchy arms, and a big metal ship dress tank thing for legs

Like what is that? What's under there? What's they hiding?

No one knows, it's a mystery, and mystery is sexy

But no one sexualizes Flatwoods, like ever

They want to be called pretty too

But no it's all about Bigfoot's feet pics and Mothman's ass

You don't even know if I have an ass

Flatwoods is just as sexy as anything else, they even have a fun unique smell to them, and actually does have psychic powers

But noo one owl is seen on a shitty ass bridge once, and he can tell the future

Bullshit, all bullshit

P.s. Flatwoods is hot, everyone should know this, and they should say it, Flatwoods would like to hear it, like just say Flatwoods is pretty, just like once, or several times, or like a lot, you could make a cool statue too, maybe like marble or something, I feel like Flatwoods would like that

This is the craziest fucking ask I've ever gotten and I sat on it for a while thinking about posting it with the drive-thru meme or just without comment but no. You know what you're right. The Flatwoods monster IS hot.

Flatwoods is sexy and pretty and we should say it.

[wow-wlw]

Had some gender dysphoria for the first time in a while…. I want to look more butch, more androgynous

I still feel Non-binary mostly, but I’m inspired by those memes of characters with t-boy swag

Y’know…… Do I feel like he/they? She/he/they? idk but I keep thinking about the times people have thought I was a boy, and when I was cast as a boy in theatre productions when I was younger

I get those dr. Squatch ads that are like “You’re not a dish- you’re a man!” And I think “Fuck yeah!!”

I still enjoy femininity a lot, but I think I wanna be feminine in a guy way?

Still very bisexual. I still love women very much regardless. Wlw?? 🥺

[derekthesavage]

I can't believe i found a pretentious douchbag in the wild! Can't wait to see how she replies to my posts! I bet she's just an AI!

She? Nice try, but I think I made it pretty clear in my intro post that I don't do the pronoun shit. I like brewski. I like squatch huntin' with the boys. I like Kid Rock. I don't like the libs on this wokesite (woke website) calling me a robot. I'm all flesh and blood.