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[daenylothbrok]

Mudroom - Foyer Example of a mid-sized transitional medium tone wood floor and brown floor entryway design with gray walls and a medium wood front door

[hekyll-jyde]

Dining Room Phoenix Example of a large traditional kitchen/dining room combination with a dark wood floor and a brown floor, multicolored walls, and no fireplace.

[mcmansionhell]

namesake mcmansion

Howdy folks! Today's McMansion is very special because a) we're returning to Maryland after a long time and b) because the street this McMansion is on is the same as my name. (It was not named after me.) Hence, it is my personal McMansion, which I guess is somewhat like when people used to by the name rights to stars even though it was pretty much a scam. (Shout out btw to my patron Andros who submitted this house to be roasted live on the McMansion Hell Patreon Livestream)

As far as namesake McMansions go, this one is pretty good in the sense that it is high up there on the ol' McMansion scale. Built in 2011, this psuedo-Georgian bad boy boasts 6 bedrooms and 9.5 baths, all totaling around 12,000 square feet. It'll run you 2.5 million which, safe to say, is exponentially larger than its namesake's net worth.

Now, 2011 was an anonymous year for home design, lingering in the dead period between the 2008 black hole and 2013 when the market started to actually, finally, steadily recover. As a result a lot of houses from this time basically look like 2000s McMansions but slightly less outrageous in order to quell recession-era shame.

I'm going to be so serious here and say that the crown molding in this room is a crime against architecture, a crime against what humankind is able to accomplish with mass produced millwork, and also a general affront to common sense. I hate it so much that the more I look at it the more angry I become and that's really not healthy for me so, moving on.

Actually, aside from the fake 2010s distressed polyester rug the rest of this room is literally, basically Windows 98 themed.

I feel like the era of massive, hefty sets of coordinated furniture are over. However, we're the one's actually missing out by not wanting this stuff because we will never see furniture made with real wood instead of various shades of MDF or particleboard ever again.

This is a top 10 on the scale of "least logical kitchen I've ever seen." It's as though the designers engineered this kitchen so that whoever's cooking has to take the most steps humanly possible.

Do you ever see a window configuration so obviously made up by window companies in the 1980s that you almost have to hand it to them? You're literally letting all that warmth from the fire just disappear. But whatever I guess it's fine since we basically just LARP fire now.

Feminism win because women's spaces are prioritized in a shared area or feminism loss because this is basically the bathroom vanity version of women be shopping? (It's the latter.)

I couldn't get to all of this house because there were literally over a hundred photos in the listing but there are so many spaces in here that are basically just half-empty voids, and if not that then actually, literally unfinished. It's giving recession. Anyway, now for the best part:

Not only is this the NBA Backrooms but it's also just a nonsensical basketball court. Tile floors? No lines? Just free balling in the void?

Oh, well I bet the rear exterior is totally normal.

Not to be all sincere about it but much like yours truly who has waited until the literal last second to post this McMansion, this house really is the epitome of hubris all around. Except the house's hubris is specific to this moment in time, a time when gas was like $2/gallon. It's climate hubris. It's a testimony to just how much energy the top 1% of income earners make compared to the rest of us. I have a single window unit. This house has four air conditioning condensers. That's before we get to the monoculture, pesticide-dependent lawn or the three car garage or the asphalt driveway or the roof that'll cost almost as much as the house to replace. We really did think it would all be endless. Oops.

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[scottadlhoch]

Traditional Family Room Large elegant enclosed family room photo with white walls, a tile fireplace, a standard fireplace, and no television.

[carinuseanpaganism]

Los Angeles Front Door Mudroom Entryway - mid-sized modern ceramic tile and beige floor entryway idea with white walls and a dark wood front door

[nithilams]

Uncovered Deck Indianapolis

Mid-sized transitional backyard deck photo with no cover and a fire pit

[bigeasybartender]

Uncovered Deck in Indianapolis Idea for a traditional backyard deck that is medium in size, has a fire pit, and is unprotected.

[wiit889]

Teen in New York Large transitional boy carpeted and blue floor kids' room photo with beige walls

[fyeahhyolyn]

Traditional Living Room - Living Room

Mid-sized elegant formal and enclosed dark wood floor and brown floor living room photo with yellow walls, no fireplace and no tv

[besinaao3]

Large - Traditional Sunroom Large elegant medium tone wood floor and brown floor sunroom photo with no fireplace and a standard ceiling

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[weareva]

Boston Great Room Idea for a great room with a large craftsman medium-tone wood floor and a brown floor is gray walls.

[bluedoveyellowsun]

Open in New York

Example of a 1960s open concept medium tone wood floor, brown floor, vaulted ceiling and wallpaper living room design with gray walls and a wall-mounted tv

[riversandroadsuntilireachyou]

Transitional Dining Room Example of a small transitional light wood floor and multicolored floor enclosed dining room design with white walls and no fireplace

[shiningnewlight]

Chicago Dining Room Enclosed Inspiration for a large transitional dark wood floor and brown floor enclosed dining room remodel with no fireplace