#spyrentensi

[percy-king-search-history]

my friend just deadass told me she committed manslaughter and youre here yelling at me for playing a video game

I’m sorry, your friend has done what now

PLEASE GIVE ME HER/YOUR LOCATION AND I WILL SEND A SQUADRON TO ARREST HER (assuming she has not already been tried)

BE CAUTIOUS, CRIMINAL.

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epithet: caramelldansen. you do the dance

this would be AWESOM

[percival-queen]

i also have an uncle leon are we related

[Percy blinks and stares at you with wide eyes.]

...You look a lot like me! And you’re a police officer...

Are you me from the future?

M!A: 4

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bootleg. you can become anything but a horrible version of them

all those bootleg molly epithets i keep getting.....

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did you literally just use ash ketchup pokemon as the name

ok in my defense. his name Is ash, a product of fire,

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insomniac

god that would Suck

[percy-king-search-history]

me, quickly hiding my emulators:

Citizen, please report to the Sweet Jazz City police station.

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for a practice eval... wildfire

rubs my little small hands together. ok posting it