my friend just deadass told me she committed manslaughter and youre here yelling at me for playing a video game
I’m sorry, your friend has done what now
PLEASE GIVE ME HER/YOUR LOCATION AND I WILL SEND A SQUADRON TO ARREST HER (assuming she has not already been tried)
BE CAUTIOUS, CRIMINAL.
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epithet: caramelldansen. you do the dance
this would be AWESOM
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i also have an uncle leon are we related
[Percy blinks and stares at you with wide eyes.]
...You look a lot like me! And you’re a police officer...
Are you me from the future?
M!A: 4
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bootleg. you can become anything but a horrible version of them
all those bootleg molly epithets i keep getting.....
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did you literally just use ash ketchup pokemon as the name
ok in my defense. his name Is ash, a product of fire,
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insomniac
god that would Suck
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me, quickly hiding my emulators:
Citizen, please report to the Sweet Jazz City police station.
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for a practice eval... wildfire
rubs my little small hands together. ok posting it
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