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percy-king-search-history · 4 years

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Question: Can I commit cannibalism if I, a consenting adult, sign a legal document with another consenting adult, as long as I don't kill the other adult in the process?

#Anonymous #asks like this are why this blog is dead...#cannibalism tw

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percy-king-search-history · 4 years

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I would like you to arrest a certain Martin Blyndeff for severe child neglect. Thanks

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#Anonymous

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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bruh

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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@percy-king-search-history

Try and tell me im wrong u can't

#((im literally so not active here dfghjk but this is great #hi guys! im not active here because BOY have i gotten some unpleasant asks!#and fuck that shit!!!!!!#anyways i hope you are all doing well

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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Are cops allowed to swear?

Yes.

However we are discouraged from doing so in front of the youths.

#Anonymous

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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Is it illegal to eat a car?

As long as the car belongs to you, no.

#Anonymous

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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Is it illegal to eat a car that you don't own?

Yes.

#Anonymous

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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I broke out of jail :)

SHIT

#arnold-markdown-search-history

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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my friend just deadass told me she committed manslaughter and youre here yelling at me for playing a video game

I’m sorry, your friend has done what now

PLEASE GIVE ME HER/YOUR LOCATION AND I WILL SEND A SQUADRON TO ARREST HER (assuming she has not already been tried)

BE CAUTIOUS, CRIMINAL.

#spyrentensi

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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Welcome back! You were gone for two days, and I was checking back regularly during that time,

Apologies, there was a case that happened to take up more of my energy and time than I predicted.

#((i have a full time job #just started living with my partner #and have been dedicating much of my EE-related obsession to writing fanfic #but I will try to be on more!))#Anonymous

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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I illegally downloaded Sonic Adventure 2: Battle

CITIZEN, PLEASE REPORT TO THE SWEET JAZZ CITY POLICE STATION.

#Anonymous

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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me, quickly hiding my emulators:

Citizen, please report to the Sweet Jazz City police station.

#spyrentensi

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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I've already asked Ramsey to be my dad, so will you please be my mom?

Please mail me the appropriate paperwork at your earliest convenience.

#((i wrote this and then was like hm #i should check ramsey-murdoch-search-history #and they said THE SAME THING lmao))#multipit

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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watch out for those e-crimes, officer

I am ever vigilant. There shall be no illegal downloading video games on my watch.

#Anonymous

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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puns for when you arrest someone

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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“Ain’t that right, Percy?” "… Fire.“

hey i can post this screenshot redraw now that episode 7 is out!!

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percy-king-search-history · 5 years

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Have you ever put pretzel sticks in your lip and acted like a walrus?

...where did you get this footage of me

#Anonymous

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