#spy would be like Gomez Addams were he to be married and you cannot change my mind on that

[retiredspy-timeline-cross-au]

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Scout: Hm?

Collie: Gabriel, you need to think—

Gabriel: NO. You need to think, Collie. I can’t blame you for being emotional but you’re not thinking clearly right now. That. Is. Not. Him.

Collie: I KNOW. I know that, alright? Of course I do. I;m not the naive moron you suddenly mistake me for. Don’t forget: I see through you, Jacques.

Collie: I don’t think it’s me who’s being blinded by emotions. You need something to do, someone to blame. That’s just who you are, abeille à sucre. [Translation: sugar bee.]

Collie: You didn’t see his face. He was horrified. 

Gabriel: Okay. I trust you. Please just be careful, my little cauliflower.