#sprout rant

[antidotesprout]

Okay after this batch I may not do hand drawn sketch thank you cards, I may just sketch a few things and send out copies with just handwritten thank yous

This I'm trying to get through them and I'd like to put as much effort into each one but 😩

Tis I boo boo the fool

[sleep-nurse]

couldn't stop complaining about how much the omori manga mischaracterises basil to my brother so i made this horrendous demonstration of the facial differences and i think it's going to come up in my nightmares

[rynzie]

Hot take: The Cosmo Mischaracterization Goes Both Ways.

Cosmo is my favourite character. He's sweet, caring, oblivious to jokes, a little too nervous for his own good, and very self-sacrificial (why does nobody talk about this part?) Since I'm one of the rare cosmo fans who like him for who he is-or just rare cosmo fan period since they don't exist unless they like fruitcake...- I DESPISE mischaracterization of him, especially by people who don't even like him that much. People (not even cosmo fans) get enraged when Cosmo is even REMOTELY feminine... despite him obviously being a feminine guy in cannon. No, it's not making him an uwu femboy to draw him with his literally cannon cute asf stockings. It's okay for him to be a Twink... Anyways, not everybody overreacts like that but some people who hate it try to be different by going the complete opposite, even if it means changing his entire fucking character. YOU ARE STILL MISCHARACTERIZING COSMO. I see him turned into a very masculine, confident, snarly guy and people go "Wow! finally an accurate Cosmo!)

... DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO COSMO IS?? Like I'm fine with OOC but own up to it. And if suddenly the fandom can handle OOC, then we all need to give Junepa0 a huge apology.

Oh right and side note, people who like top Cosmo always feel the need to completely change his personality and make him taller, like... just make an oc at this point. You don't need to change his character to make him a 'top', at that point, just don't.

[ratzhatz14]

Hey guysss this happened yesterday but I didn't feel like making anything about it

Yesterday, my "Cosmo"s girlfriend came back from the hospital after her surgery. We were staying inside for break with her. The two were cuddling and all that teenage lover stuff.

I acted happy that her surgery went well, and was friendly the entire 15 minutes. Even though I was the opposite.

Each day that she was gone, I HOPED that her surgery would go wrong and she'd die. I hoped that she would start cheating on (them). I just wanted that bitch to leave (them), so I could have (them) back. She doesn't DESERVE (their) love. She doesn't even look grateful for it. She can't be a better lover than me. I DESERVE (THEIR) HEART. I DESERVE (THEIR) LOVE. NOT SOME BITCH (THEY) STARTED DATING FOR 2 MONTHS.

Anyways, guys is this normal behavior?

[yourlocalgrass]

I’m bored and thought of another scenario to put in tension and angst for obey me characters to go through. I like this one by the way.

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Sorcerers’ society find out the causes of earthquakes happening faster than usual was MC due to their magic potential (MC being the cause of all the natural ‘phenomenon’ in S2) and now want to investigate MC and call them in.

Drama has already started baby.

Solomon who’s against this but goes with MC to make sure they’re ok because it’s not a good idea to ignore a seemingly threat invitation I mean.

It’s explained the Ring of light was used to console MC’s magic and everything is fine now but they’re doubting it and want to investigate the Ring of light for themselves, if it’s actually successfuly tamed their magic or just a temporary device to tone it down- simply meaning if MC’s overflow of magic would still be leaking and not fully restrained.

[Also add overprotective Solomon drama who’s against this because that’s hot and more dramatic]

It’s found out the ring of light isn’t powerful enough to completely prevent MC’s magic from overflowing and now…

The sorcerers’ society have deemed MC a threat. A large threat to the human world.

Who would be better off dead. No. SHOULD be dead.

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「If only the story actually did have good drama like this~

Anyways I’m just describing the scenario since I can’t write at all lol if I had enough confidence I probs would haha」

[astrodrawz]

I love being a sprout main but there’s moments where I hate being him i will give examples

1. Being shipped with every Cosmo in a run (this happened with a friend who I barely knew and it was uncomfortable)

2. People stealing tapes from you right infront of you then begging for heals

3. Arguing over who gets a heal

4. OTHER SPROUT MAINS!!

5. Freaky Cosmos (I had a encounter with one and hated it)

Being Sprout is fun and he’s my favorite toon to main but god some of the players are infuriating to play with (pebbles mainly and some cosmos)

Anyway here’s me!!

[gonchillunchis]

enterprise doodles yes i love eating from the supermarket's trash containers no i won't stop

[sketchy-rosewitch]

I’m about to throw a fit about this shit.

They BOTH kill people Jesus and WHO THE FUCK HAD ALL THE KILLS BECAUSE IT WASNT BO

I’m so sick of everyone thinking Vincent is innocent or what have you. He isn’t, as far as we know he was never manipulated by Bo. I don’t care, headcanon that shit if you want but this was from an article which is what’s frustrating.

Vincent didn’t kill because Bo told him to, he killed people for Trudy’s legacy and for the wax museum. To make art.

Literally everyone takes that damn scene of Bo yelling at Vincent WITH AN ARROW IN HIS CHEST to heart, that he’s manipulative and abusive, yes calling Vincent a freak was low as hell but if my sister didn’t back the hell off of me when I’m in pain I have a feeling I’d be calling her shit she didn’t want to hear too. Then I would feel bad and apologize cause that’s what we do. She’d do the same shit to me we like our space.

Anyway the whole point of the twins arc is that people aren’t always what they seem. Sure there’s a “good and evil twin” in theory but the truth is both can be good or both can be evil. They don’t have to fit into that stereotype of one acts better than the other.

[agamblerandatvhost]

/Guys guys guys be fr

/Just because Sprout only trusts Cosmo and might cling onto Cosmo doesn't mean he's OBSESSED WITH HIM

/He likely just has social anxiety and he only feels comfortable being around toons he knows hardly anything about if Cosmo is nearby

/There's literally nothing wrong with that I was like that with 2-4 people in my lifetime

/And if you argue that doesn't excuse how he's written, um I'm sorry are you expecting an autistic coded or just socially anxious strawberry to be written in a way normal people can understand him when normal people can't even understand autistic people in real life?

/That's kinda how it works maybe you aren't MEANT to understand

/YOU might not relate but that's because you're NORMAL so you WON'T understand

/That doesn't mean he's obssessed

[signedbyriver]

WAAAAAAAAAAH I don't like ginger x sprout,,,.. 😓😓☹️☹️☹️☹️ like am I the only one who personally thinks that sprout wouldn't personally date someone that cosmo was close with, at least in family terms? 😓 like even if he did ask permission or whatever idk, it just seems weird to me like ginger is just like a girl cosmo to me honestly,, she has the exact same ability, just farther range, and has just slightly different stats also the more I just look at her in game the more she looks weird to me,, I feel ginger x sprout (TO ME PERSONALLY IN MY OPINION) is just an excuse for these people to not ship fruitcake even more, especially with that weirdass "donttellcosmo" ship name I've seen a bit... like,,.. y'all...,, ginger is basically just cosmo but a girl. am I crazy here??????

[antidotesprout]

Pretty fucked up how the mentally stable/will to live/executive function packages for life are behind a paywall tbh

Like I could have been living like this?? The whole time??? And am only now able to do so in my 30s????

[senota-skulls]

Take this, y’know. Them

[rynzie]

White Cosmo and Toodles are Abominations, EAT SHIT.

"B-b-but!!" EAT SHIT. y'all know DAMN well u have absolutely no reason to make Cosmo and Toodles the lightest skinned blue eyed babies I've ever seen. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING

[peepawpie]

*Vomits this out cutely* I just finished the official designs for Sprout and Cosmo! | | v Lore Dandy sells items form Gardenview which when consumed by toons gives them speed and stealth but when consumed by humans gives them hallucinations. Now whatever is in the food isn't addicting, it's the hallucinations that are addicting. Dandy despite being aware of how bad this could be continued to sell to whoever is willing. But eventually the items ran out. Fights broke out. what would they do if they ran out of money? where would they go? GardenVeiw shut down long ago.. but Dandy found a way, he somehow always did. The Ichor. The toons became divided when Dandy came up with this. Some toons, unwilling to make this change desided to go looking for items within Gardenveiw. The very little items were fought tooth and nail for, often leaving toons with permeant injury's. Sprout and Cosmo were some of the more serious cases. Having gotten into a fight with the craft siblings over a few gumballs. Sprout and Cosmo both got their arm detached as well as losing a good part of their face. Honestly everyone is surprised they were even able to walk away after that. Nevertheless they continue to fight

[teacup-gathering-itself]

Muggleborn video game modders making hogwarts packs with inside jokes for each other to enjoy.

Cooking Mama but it’s Severus Snape and he teaches you how to “brew fame, put a stopper to death, bottle luck” and even more nonsensical claims. He doesn’t give outright praise but you’ll see “adequate” or “acceptable” and his face will be less pinched.

Pokémon but it’s Hagrid and he RAMBLES. There’s a second pack that emphasizes his accent.

Minecraft with magic creature mobs and enderman is Quirrel.

Slenderman but it’s Voldemort and you’re in the Forbidden Forest and the rest of the Hogwarts grounds. There is also a pack with McGonagall as slenderman which is somehow infinitely more scary because they spent so much time and effort into her expressions.

FNAF but it’s the prefects/professors and Filch. They randomly change who you get each night.

There’s a Stardew Valley mod pack with all the professors and a secret second pack where they’re all Severus except one of them is actually Snape and the rest are polyjuiced as Snape. You can’t romance anybody unless you expose the fakes.

Plants vs. Zombies but it’s Sprouts greenhouses and the zombies are NEWTS students.

The SIMS packs are the craziest though. No one talks about the SIMS packs, but if you want access, just ask around and someone will get you a link.

[computeriiworld]

Fun fact when I first played dandy’s world I thought boxten was shirtless (a rant) 😭😭

I was like: “erm alright I hope he doesn’t get cold I guess!! trans man boob positivity I guess 😭😭😭”

like I genuinely lowkey thought that he was a shirtless hobo like dandy 😭😭 (my starter was poppy so no I didn’t get time to examine him as much) but something that ALWAYS pisses me off is when characters of the same species don’t all wear clothes like it’s either clothes or no clothe pick a struggle 😞☹️

Sprout upsets me the most though idk why?? He just pisses me off bc I believe he needs clothes so badly like do my man some justice!! 😭😭

And one last thing boxten was taking a break from his binder and you should too every few hours if you haven’t 😼 He specifically is built like a doll bc I said so 🔥🔥