#sprout rant

[antidotesprout]

Okay after this batch I may not do hand drawn sketch thank you cards, I may just sketch a few things and send out copies with just handwritten thank yous

This I'm trying to get through them and I'd like to put as much effort into each one but 😩

Tis I boo boo the fool

[ratzhatz14]

Hey guysss this happened yesterday but I didn't feel like making anything about it

Yesterday, my "Cosmo"s girlfriend came back from the hospital after her surgery. We were staying inside for break with her. The two were cuddling and all that teenage lover stuff.

I acted happy that her surgery went well, and was friendly the entire 15 minutes. Even though I was the opposite.

Each day that she was gone, I HOPED that her surgery would go wrong and she'd die. I hoped that she would start cheating on (them). I just wanted that bitch to leave (them), so I could have (them) back. She doesn't DESERVE (their) love. She doesn't even look grateful for it. She can't be a better lover than me. I DESERVE (THEIR) HEART. I DESERVE (THEIR) LOVE. NOT SOME BITCH (THEY) STARTED DATING FOR 2 MONTHS.

Anyways, guys is this normal behavior?

[sleep-nurse]

couldn't stop complaining about how much the omori manga mischaracterises basil to my brother so i made this horrendous demonstration of the facial differences and i think it's going to come up in my nightmares

[yourlocalgrass]

I’m bored and thought of another scenario to put in tension and angst for obey me characters to go through. I like this one by the way.

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Sorcerers’ society find out the causes of earthquakes happening faster than usual was MC due to their magic potential (MC being the cause of all the natural ‘phenomenon’ in S2) and now want to investigate MC and call them in.

Drama has already started baby.

Solomon who’s against this but goes with MC to make sure they’re ok because it’s not a good idea to ignore a seemingly threat invitation I mean.

It’s explained the Ring of light was used to console MC’s magic and everything is fine now but they’re doubting it and want to investigate the Ring of light for themselves, if it’s actually successfuly tamed their magic or just a temporary device to tone it down- simply meaning if MC’s overflow of magic would still be leaking and not fully restrained.

[Also add overprotective Solomon drama who’s against this because that’s hot and more dramatic]

It’s found out the ring of light isn’t powerful enough to completely prevent MC’s magic from overflowing and now…

The sorcerers’ society have deemed MC a threat. A large threat to the human world.

Who would be better off dead. No. SHOULD be dead.

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「If only the story actually did have good drama like this~

Anyways I’m just describing the scenario since I can’t write at all lol if I had enough confidence I probs would haha」

[astrodrawz]

I love being a sprout main but there’s moments where I hate being him i will give examples

1. Being shipped with every Cosmo in a run (this happened with a friend who I barely knew and it was uncomfortable)

2. People stealing tapes from you right infront of you then begging for heals

3. Arguing over who gets a heal

4. OTHER SPROUT MAINS!!

5. Freaky Cosmos (I had a encounter with one and hated it)

Being Sprout is fun and he’s my favorite toon to main but god some of the players are infuriating to play with (pebbles mainly and some cosmos)

Anyway here’s me!!

[gonchillunchis]

enterprise doodles yes i love eating from the supermarket's trash containers no i won't stop

[sketchy-rosewitch]

I’m about to throw a fit about this shit.

They BOTH kill people Jesus and WHO THE FUCK HAD ALL THE KILLS BECAUSE IT WASNT BO

I’m so sick of everyone thinking Vincent is innocent or what have you. He isn’t, as far as we know he was never manipulated by Bo. I don’t care, headcanon that shit if you want but this was from an article which is what’s frustrating.

Vincent didn’t kill because Bo told him to, he killed people for Trudy’s legacy and for the wax museum. To make art.

Literally everyone takes that damn scene of Bo yelling at Vincent WITH AN ARROW IN HIS CHEST to heart, that he’s manipulative and abusive, yes calling Vincent a freak was low as hell but if my sister didn’t back the hell off of me when I’m in pain I have a feeling I’d be calling her shit she didn’t want to hear too. Then I would feel bad and apologize cause that’s what we do. She’d do the same shit to me we like our space.

Anyway the whole point of the twins arc is that people aren’t always what they seem. Sure there’s a “good and evil twin” in theory but the truth is both can be good or both can be evil. They don’t have to fit into that stereotype of one acts better than the other.

[agamblerandatvhost]

/Guys guys guys be fr

/Just because Sprout only trusts Cosmo and might cling onto Cosmo doesn't mean he's OBSESSED WITH HIM

/He likely just has social anxiety and he only feels comfortable being around toons he knows hardly anything about if Cosmo is nearby

/There's literally nothing wrong with that I was like that with 2-4 people in my lifetime

/And if you argue that doesn't excuse how he's written, um I'm sorry are you expecting an autistic coded or just socially anxious strawberry to be written in a way normal people can understand him when normal people can't even understand autistic people in real life?

/That's kinda how it works maybe you aren't MEANT to understand

/YOU might not relate but that's because you're NORMAL so you WON'T understand

/That doesn't mean he's obssessed

[teacup-gathering-itself]

Muggleborn video game modders making hogwarts packs with inside jokes for each other to enjoy.

Cooking Mama but it’s Severus Snape and he teaches you how to “brew fame, put a stopper to death, bottle luck” and even more nonsensical claims. He doesn’t give outright praise but you’ll see “adequate” or “acceptable” and his face will be less pinched.

Pokémon but it’s Hagrid and he RAMBLES. There’s a second pack that emphasizes his accent.

Minecraft with magic creature mobs and enderman is Quirrel.

Slenderman but it’s Voldemort and you’re in the Forbidden Forest and the rest of the Hogwarts grounds. There is also a pack with McGonagall as slenderman which is somehow infinitely more scary because they spent so much time and effort into her expressions.

FNAF but it’s the prefects/professors and Filch. They randomly change who you get each night.

There’s a Stardew Valley mod pack with all the professors and a secret second pack where they’re all Severus except one of them is actually Snape and the rest are polyjuiced as Snape. You can’t romance anybody unless you expose the fakes.

Plants vs. Zombies but it’s Sprouts greenhouses and the zombies are NEWTS students.

The SIMS packs are the craziest though. No one talks about the SIMS packs, but if you want access, just ask around and someone will get you a link.

[computeriiworld]

Fun fact when I first played dandy’s world I thought boxten was shirtless (a rant) 😭😭

I was like: “erm alright I hope he doesn’t get cold I guess!! trans man boob positivity I guess 😭😭😭”

like I genuinely lowkey thought that he was a shirtless hobo like dandy 😭😭 (my starter was poppy so no I didn’t get time to examine him as much) but something that ALWAYS pisses me off is when characters of the same species don’t all wear clothes like it’s either clothes or no clothe pick a struggle 😞☹️

Sprout upsets me the most though idk why?? He just pisses me off bc I believe he needs clothes so badly like do my man some justice!! 😭😭

And one last thing boxten was taking a break from his binder and you should too every few hours if you haven’t 😼 He specifically is built like a doll bc I said so 🔥🔥

[jogiisdandysworld]

sorry yall. Ppl in this fandom don't know how to fucking credit artists because i STILL see people reposting my work without an OUNCE of credit and it has pissed me off for way too long. Took down my older drawings, the ones that got reposted a lot, hope you're happy now :/

[antidotesprout]

Pretty fucked up how the mentally stable/will to live/executive function packages for life are behind a paywall tbh

Like I could have been living like this?? The whole time??? And am only now able to do so in my 30s????

[bread-tab]

"stop making [media] your whole personality"

ah... okay. yes. so.

first off:

there's this neurodivergent thing, where you use an interest as a filter for processing the world.

for some people that is called a "special interest," for others with different needs it is more of a "hyperfixation;" there are far more variations than i (or the field of psychology) know how to describe now. if you want to understand the difference there are people who can explain those variations better than me. but i can tell you what it feels like.

you discover something.

it doesn't matter what it is; you find something that speaks to you, something you can connect to, and it becomes a bubble of safe habitat from which you can rest from and explore and connect to all the other parts of this strange chaotic world.

a source of joy. a source of illumination.

it's like you're a person who has lived all their life in dark caves and you find something that glows.

these interests can be anything.

(literally anything; i personally derive meanings that you could never imagine from ✨ drainage ditches. ✨)

but very often, they are stories. tv shows, books, movies, comics, songs, podcasts, minecraft improv streams, cartoons, web serials, whatever

these things are:

tangible. you can hold them in your hands, replay them, turn on the subtitles, take screenshots, read the sheet music

and yet

real. they form a genuine connection from your (isolated, untranslatable) internal world to other (formerly unknowable) people and the rest of the universe

they create meaningfulness

and they exist because humans find these incredibly effective soul-deep ways of communicating to one another.

now, appreciating stories, that's not a neurodivergent thing. that's a human thing.

the point of relevance here is that experiencing an extreme love for stories is a neurodivergent thing.

it's a very common neurodivergent trait which often gets mocked, portrayed as childish, and used as a pretext for infantilization and bullying.

(and it is also a trait of young people in general, to take stories very seriously in a way that looks silly to adults, and that is something that many people (regardless of age) try to bully out of each other.

what good is that doing anyone?)

"stop making [x] your whole personality"

listen, you. get down off that goddamn embankment and climb down into this ditch with me. dip your toes in this oily water. watch the stars and city lights ripple into constellations you've never seen

now look me in the eye

you need to understand that no matter what lowbrow, cringey, problematic or otherwise not-to-your-tastes drivel you might be complaining about today,

you are talking about the phenomenon of creativity

you are talking about a transcendent catalyst of human emotion

and yes that includes the overmilked disney franchises, it includes the formulaic shippy fanfictions, it includes whatever brightly-colored cartoon this website is obsessed with this year (and will be having incredibly dramatic meltdowns over next year), it includes the cheesy action movies and the fanservicey anime and the badly-designed video games and the milquetoast tiktok "literature", it includes the indistinguishable scribbles of some random five-year-old and/or famous fine artist and/or precocious elephant

i get it. you care about real life and touching grass and shit. you have taste. just take the stilts off your horse for a second, okay?

i know you're probably sick of "let people like things" discourse

i would just like for you to stop for a second and take a deep breath, and let the stench of whatever is in this mud puddle wash over you (yeah i know, ew, but you'll be fine) and consider

what is so bad about having a cringey personality, anyway?

and maybe you will think better of making "stop making [some silly moment in the universe] your personality" into your personality and maybe you will come off as a little bit less of a snob/ableist/ass and maybe you will have a slightly better outlook on life among humans.

that's all. yeah you can get out of the gutter now. thank you for coming to my ted talk—

ooh wait, look, a bottle cap

[ninjaturtl1]

Damn sprout

(This is mainly a rant post because I’m upset)

So about a week ago I started playing dandy’s world

My favorite toon is sprout because I just immediately fell in love, and I like him more then the others (Vee is second tho)

I have been trying to get Sprout as, of now, I refuse to buy anything more until I get him (as I’m stubborn)

In the last five days, I’ve only found him ONCE

I have FULL RESEARCH on every twisted except dandy and THIS PLANT

And I WILL get him, despite if the game likes it OR NOT

[scary-lasagna]

Question: do you prefer Fandom slenderman where he cares for everybody as a family or canon slenderman where he doesn't care about anyone not even the proxies? Also do you write for canon slenderman because I have a request I'll send in if you write for canon slender but I wanna see what you say for. Thank you have a good day ❤️✨️

Just and FYI to everyone in the fandom since the topic was brought up: Creepypasta doesn’t really have a solid “canon”. I see this around a lot and just wanted to mentioned that everything in the Creep fandom is just ideas welded together with the foundation of not very well written scary stories. Some of people people can like, or not like, and decide to implement what and change other things. I’ve seen some debate about what’s true canon. (Mostly with Ben being a child, Jeff always wearing a white hoodie, or even Slender eating children vs consuming souls.) But the reality is (coming from someone who’s been in the creep fandom since 2013), there is no true canon. Go crazy. Make Jeff trans, make EJ a cat-boy, give Offender a better name since his brothers deserve a fourth, make Zalgo a big softie instead of the usual hardass!

(Also, my dear anon, this isn’t directed toward you. The word canon reminded me of this topic, and I’ve been wanting to mention it to my blog. Although I usually see it on tiktok, I sometimes come across it on Tumblr as well.)

howEevveeerrr, back to responding to the ask, I do love writing for characters what an opposing personality from their usual self! :] I had an idea a while ago about what if Slender was pushed too hard and turned cruel and strict in order to keep everyone alive.

But yes I would definitely write for Slender who was cruel and didn’t care about anyone but himself. The proxies may attempt a bit of mutiny.

[blackbirdffxiv]

Look imma rant a second: this is why I hate queueing up with random people (but I also don't like using NPCs as a DPS because it sucks).

For further context, MY NAME is blocked out in the blue block, but I blurred everyone elses, while leaving the numbers showing to indicate who is speaking. Other DPS is marked with the (4), the healer a (3)

I just ran a quick dungeon so I could get arcanist to 30 so I could finally just unlock SCH and make my leveling journey on my alt easier. I had a queue for Thousand Maws.

We got a newbie tank, never tanked before, an astro, and a dragoon. Tank was not even level 30 yet, dragoon was dragooning, and the astro from another DC. Tank and dragoon? Wonderful, did their job; run was a bit slow but I was expecting it the second they said "hey there new to tanking".

I was fully prepared to be a minute or two longer.

The astro though? Kept running ahead, and not even pulling mobs, were just STANDING THERE. Not DPSing, not healing, legit just running ahead to stand there, as if they were waiting for the rest of us to hurry up and get to them.

And then when called out on their laziness, whined about me "pointlessly healing for them" when they weren't even healing to begin with.

If you queue as a healer? Then heal. Do your job. If you want fast dungeon runs? Queue with friends next time.

Don't make your impatience everyone else's problem.