#spritzes

[kensatou]

gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas

[princesssarisa]

My late grandmother used to make these every year. Now I make them and mail them to her sons.

I used to think no spritzes I ever made were as good as hers: they were always too soft and crumbly, while hers had such a crisp texture that I loved so much. But then I found out that by the time her cookies shipped from Florida to California, they had always gone stale – they're supposed to be semi-soft and crumbly, while the crunchy texture I liked was actually staleness!

My Favorite Spritz Cookies

[biglisbonnews]

ASPENX Beach Club Brings Whimsy to the Town’s Après-Ski Scene Select spritzes, scenic views and more bring artist Gray Malin's vision to life in Aspen While the idea of bringing a beach to the mountain may raise some eyebrows, there’s something about the dichotomous landscapes that complement each other—or at least it does at ASPENX Beach Club, the 12-week pop-up art installation atop Aspen Mountain, designed by fine-art photographer Gray Malin and produced by apparel … https://coolhunting.com/travel/aspenx-beach-club-brings-whimsy-to-the-towns-apres-ski-scene/

[nymphaforesta]

yeah x10

[aeperol-spritz]

DICK GRAYSON who has you pressed cheek first into the window in the hotel room after the gala. Only in your heels and lace bra, his shirt unbuttoned and pants pulled down to free his cock. ‘you think he’d fuck you like this? huh?’ with one hand gripping your hip and the other planted on the window beside your head. The glass fogging around your body as he pistons relentlessly into you ‘don’t get quiet now, you had plenty to say at the gala with his hands all over you’. His tie wrapped around your wrists behind you as he calls you a slut for even letting another man put their hands on you.

[ryllen]

hijacking

[pangur-and-grim]

I know you're excited about the kitten grubs, but how is your ACTUAL grub doing?? You haven't been posting about the grub. I NEED grub content. PLEASE, GREER.

oh that's right, I haven't spoken much about my beetle larvae!

to give a refresher, in January I ordered a smooth stag beetle grub, spoon lowered it into its enclosure, and watched it tunnel under the dirt

and since then I've had a pet tub of dirt. completely unchanging.

however the store messed up, and accidentally shipped my order twice. so the next day, I got a second surprise beetle grub, and had to scramble to put together another enclosure for it!

this is when I made my first mistake: it was a large tub, but too shallow for the grub.

my second mistake was in how I moistened the soil. the online instructions I read said the soil should be kept "wet enough that it clumps in your hand". which, given the heating is going full blast in my house and drying the air out, meant I was spritzing the soil to moisten it every morning.

and then one day I found my beetle grub at the surface of the dirt, unmoving. extremely dead :(

I gave him a proper burial. but his death surprised me. I had to revaluate how I've been caring for them - it's possible that I misunderstood the soil instructions, and spritzed too often. AND in a shallow container, there's less room for the water to go, and more chance of the grub getting overly sodden.

so one grub is unfortunately deceased. what about the second one? I have corrected my mistake and am spraying less water, but was it too little too late? or is it still alive in there, undergoing metamorphosis?

in any case, I'm determined to keep this bucket of dirt for 8 months on the off chance a beetle crawls out of it, and will be tenderly caring for it until then.

[huariqueje]

Aperol Spritz - Kenny Harris, 2019 .

American, b. 1974 -

Oil on panel

[ficandkaboodle]

I was gonna make a little shitghost post poking fun at how uncanny it would actually be to slowly wake up to the Papa of your choice gazing lovingly at you, because their left eye is so jarring (and because eyes can be an issue for me personally).

But then I went to find photographs to back this argument up

And I realized

Nah: It’s literally just fucking Terzo

Literally just

Primo’s eyes are just grumpy old man. Secondo’s eyes are grumpier old man who can be consoled with a hot toddy (and tiddy) and a nap. And Copia just looks like a puppy cocking its head at the camera.

Don’t get me wrong, Terzo can definitely look normal and chill, and not he’s not scary every time he does that with his eyes. But Ngl if I woke up to this

Words would be had. Probably mostly apologies from me reflexively smacking him but.

I’m also tossing this in here but imo Terzo has the scariest command over his eyes. The shit he be doing in “He Is” besides the above image is unsettling, and I think he knows it.

[renonv]

Since y’all like shitty doodles here’s one from an RP

[peach-perfumez]

My personal opinion is that transitioning in the bugsnax universe is very easy since grumpuses dont have boobs or gendered sex organs so i think its probably as simple as going "oh btw i go by xe/xir" and everyones like "thats awesome dude. you still owe me $20 though"

[sandflakedraws]

so i'm readin various stuff on the xray cause this silly film is my current source of joy and

wait

hold up.

what...

WAHT ??? WHAT

XRAY CAST DESCRIPTION????

YEARS???

xrAY dESCRIPTION eXPLaIN!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN FLOYD WAS HELD CAPTIVE FOR YEARS, WHAT SECRET INFO DO U HAVE ACCESS TO???

[deerspherestudios]

Chea! Something popped kn my head when mc and mychael goof around on the 3rd day. Spesifically when mychael got playfully annoyed at mc for "free yarn real estate" (pfffff) and pulled out his languange outta nowhere. Im bilangual so the how would mychael respond if mc just rebuttled him with in that scenario a different languange that he doesnt recognize?

Oh my god, considering him being in a playful mood and also wanting to be annoying on purpose at that moment?

He would just keep talking his nonsense language, so either you back down first and let him win OR continue on with the string of conversation that goes nowhere since NONE of you know what the other is saying,, 😭

Y'all might as well be talking to each other in hieroglyphics.

[peonycats]

anybody else remember that Korean girl x Japanese girl trend on japanese twt ? bc i do

alternative versions of the last one without the video game text beneath the read more if u want

[aeperol-spritz]

DICK GRAYSON who has you straddling his thighs, hands tied behind your back as he sits against the headboard. cooing at how ‘you’re doing so good for me baby’ and that ‘you’re so close, just a little more’. He watches as you bounce slowly on his lap, his cock the only part free from his clothes. Being naked in his lap whilst he was still mostly clothed was both degrading and arousing. He doesn’t help you move, instead watching as your tits bounce with every weak movement. He has his hands folded behind his head as he tells you to ‘take what you want, i’m not gonna stop you’ and that ‘he’s enjoying the show so much’. Eventually after the second orgasm you reach he’ll flip you onto your stomach and fuck you so hard you’re drooling and babbling incoherently

[ryllen]

🥟🦐