#spookyklance

[vinamillk]

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– before entering any spooky scene, they challenge each other to see who will scream first. keith always win because lance is afraid of his own shadow.

– once, upon entering the house, keith stepped on a twig, and lance whipped around so fast he’s thrown off balance and ended up on the ground in an anxiety ridden tangle of limbs.

– keith takes it upon himself to spook lance, but he’s not very good at it. despite that, he still gets a response from lance because, as aforementioned, lance is afraid of everything

– sometimes he just gets violent. keith: ‘hey lance. what’s that’ lance, turning to the direction that keith is pointing: ‘what’ keith: *chucks a fist sized rock at his head* ‘that’

– keith: ‘if there’s really a demon here, i’ll like to propose a deal to you. you let me walk free, and in return, i will hand over this catholic, god-loving boy. he’s also a pretty good swimmer, so you can toss him in your lake of fire if you want some cheap and easy entertainment.’ lance, sobbing and pulling on keith’s arm: ‘keith,i’msorry.i’llnevereatyoursourgummywormseveragain. iwasjustreallyhungryinthecar. keith. keith! pleasestopi’msorry.’

– lance always walks around the area like he’s barefoot in a field of glass: carefully and trying his best not to disturb. keith coughed up a nasty phlegm and spat it on the front door of a haunted house. more than once.

– lance: ‘did you hear that? i think a ghost just whispered my name.’ keith, standing in a corner: ‘that was no ghost. that was the air whistling through my balls. my pants got stuffy so im airing them out.’ lance: keEItH wTf

– sometimes, when he gets really anxious, lance forgets about their rivalry and clutches on to keith’s arm. keith doesn’t say anything. just looks in every direction but lance’s and tries his best to maintain his countenance.

– keith always talks in an accent, appropriate to the ghosts that linger. lance hates it because he finds it provoking. 

– once keith spits out a really really bad swedish accent, and lance looses it. he laughs so hard they couldn’t move forward for fifteen minutes.

–keith: ‘dare me to touch that dirty, spooky relic?’ lance: ‘no’ keith, moving forward to touch the dirty, spooky relic: ‘i can’t believe you’re making me do this. this is so sick’ lance: keItH nO.

– there’s one thing keith is afraid of: bats. he nearly looses his mind when a bat got itself tangled in his hair, swooping too low.

– after the bat got stuck in his hair, he goes to the car and sits. and refuses to continue.

– lance always breaks something. always. upon leaving one of the site, he boasted about not breaking a single thing, ‘did not disrupt a single dust bunny’ he said, only to step on a molding piece of floorboard. 

– keith is laughing so hard because lance went and made a hole in the floor. he bRoKe tHe GoDdAmN fLoOr