#spooker x ghost

[nyxx-nth]

[werewolfgenesis]

VenturianTale doodles for the road <3 mostly PIE Team

Big ol' doodle dump

I literally love them so much

[incorrect-vt-quotes]

Aimée: “Would I rather be feared or loved?” Easy. Both! I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. Gavin: I just want to be feared. Spooker: I just want somebody to love me. Spooker: [Looks to Ghost] Please.

[lunadreamscaper]

Tossing a fruity headcanon out there.

Spooker had a crush on Ghost, he thought he was cool, was bad ass at his job and was so Emo and mentally ill. Could’ve been a bromance crush, maybe, maybe not 🤭

But got sad bc Ghost obviously didn’t like him back, or. In general. :’D so he was sad over it for a while.

But now him and colon are dating and he feels better about it, also while improving his relationship with Ghost. (Something we never got to see rip.)

Spooker and Ghost would’ve been so cute but I must respect Colon and Spooker’s relationship they’re so cool and awesome together <3

I always felt like there was some feelings from Spooker to Ghost but ofc pretended I didn’t think that because……… :/ well if you know you know, I really missed out on that tho 😔

I’m so sorry

[twilightthefoxicorn]

Taleblr Characters as LPS Pets Part 1 (P.I.E.)

As inspired by @evilmagician430, here’s a list of what LPS animal I think various Taleblr characters would be!

As there are over 3,000+ pets, it’s kinda hard to narrow down which ones suit the characters, so I’ve included several. I’ll try to explain why I chose the ones I did, but some of them were purely just off of vibes so some may not have much of an explanation, oof.

Also, as everyone has a different take on the characters, I encourage anyone interested to share which pets you think the characters would be (I’m sure we’ll all have different answers lol). It’d be cool to see all the different pets everyone thinks suites the characters :3

Due to the sheer amount of characters within the Taleblr universe, I am most likely forgetting several characters. Sorry in advance, as my memory isn't the best ;-;

As there is a limit to 30 images per post, I've had to divide this post into several posts. I've kept them organized, though, and this one is for P.I.E. characters (in honor of P.I.E. Day). The Acachallas will be in the next post!

All of the images used are either from the LPS Collector's Wiki, or from ToySisters.com. The images with the blue backgrounds are from Toy Sisters, along with the 2nd image in Mary's section, and the images with the white background are from the wiki.

List of characters with their respective LPS animal under the cut!

P.I.E. Characters

Johnny Ghost

So LPS #1953 fits Ghost the best, imo. The color palette suites him, and for whatever reason when I look at this pet I just think, “Yeah, that’s literally Ghost.” So there’s that. It's literally Ghost as a cat, idk what else to say. Looks like it is not a physical contact type of pet.

Purely off of vibes, but LPS #1142 could potentially work. Idk, just reminds me of Ghost for whatever reason (I think cause I saw a horse like this irl and it reminded me of Ghost). Looks like it'd bite you if you're pushing its buttons too much, so maybe best not to get on its bad list.

Jimmy Casket

As Jimmy is associated with blood and vampires, I think LPS #1470 is a good match! Besides, bats are pretty cool! I didn’t really see any other pets that I thought would work, though, so it’s just this one for Jimmy. An absolute gremlin. Would probably fly up high and dive-bomb unsuspecting pets.

Gregory Casket

When I think of Gregory, I think of dinosaurs and space. Unfortunately there aren't any dino LPS pets (unless you're counting the birds), but I did find two pets I think would work. LPS #661 works imo because it seems like a younger pet, and it gives energetic younger sibling energy. Wholesome little guy, must be protected.

I could also see LPS #1154 fitting Gregory. I tend to associate greens, blues, and oranges with him, and this gecko has all three. I headcanon that Gregory loves reptiles and amphibians, so I could definitely see him being one in the LPS world. Give it some paper and crayons, and it'll think you're great.

Johnny Toast

When I think of an animal that fits Toast, I’ve always associated him with border collies and huskies for whatever reason, so I think LPS #210 would work well for him! It looks like a dapper gentledog, too, so that’s a plus. Would make the best pancakes, too, I think.

LPS #785 fits, and I think the color palette works as well (there are some other LPS with the same mold that are dark blue, and those could work as well! One of them is LPS #1217).

Gavin Toast

I’ll be honest, I didn’t really see any LPS pets that just screamed Gavin to me, but I think LPS #523 could work! Looks like the type of pet to try to act aloof and mysterious, but secretly just doesn’t want others to get involved.

LPS #55 could also work, as that cat looks like it’d try to con me (that look says it all…). I think of Gavin when I see tuxedo cats anyway, so I guess that's another reason why I think this pet could work.

Jinny Toast

Johnny and Gavin’s sister Jinny is a slightly hard one, as I can not for the life of me remember if we’ve ever seen her in a video (she’s been mentioned a few times, though). So purely going off of headcanon, I think LPS #1209 works well for her! I associate purples with her for whatever reason, so this pet’s colors fit her to me. Seems like a pet with tons of ambition, who isn't afraid to speak what's on its mind.

LPS #815 suites her as well! Something about the dark gray mixed with the little bits of the light blue here and there gives me Jinny vibes.

Mary Toast

It was hard to narrow down what pet I think best suites Mary, as I found several. That being said, I think that LPS #347 works best. It looks like a confident, fun-loving pet, and its coloring matches what I headcanon her hair and eye colors to be :3

I could also see her being LPS #69 from the newest line. I just think it gives Mary vibes, idk. Sorry for the picture being so small; couldn't find one that was bigger :(

Fred Spooker

I have always associated Spooker with cats, so that’s why I think LPS #1521 is a perfect match! While the pet itself doesn’t automatically have the pink beanie, it did come with its set! As with the cat for Ghost, this pet just screams Spooker to me.

I could also see LPS #511 working for them, as I think the color palette and markings fit Spooker’s aesthetic!

While rather basic, I think LPS #2034 would also match, as I think of yellow tabbies regarding Spooker :3

Chris “Colon” Ghostie

There were a few pets (albeit repetitive) that I thought could work for Colon, but I ultimately landed with LPS #1602. This bear just makes me think of Colon a lot, and it seems like it’d be a cool pet to be around! Probably very logical as well (Chris is the most logical one of P.I.E. after all).

LPS #366 could work as well, mainly due to the color palette (I heavily associate purples, blues, and greens with Colon). Seems like a chill pet to be around. Would definitely want to hang out with it. Could have some interesting conversations with it, I'm sure.

Woah

Maybe because she is a ghost and floats around wherever she goes, bit I tend to think of birds representing Woah. Due to this association with birds, along with Woah's color palette, I think that LPS #1650 is a good match! This pet also gives me Woah vibes, idk. It seems polite but shy. (While not pictured, LPS #372 is a pet from the same mold that I think could fit Woah, too. It has brighter colors than LPS #1650, but it's still pink, blue, and purple.)

I could also see LPS #1660 fitting. It looks like a sweet younger sister who likes to be with others, but also gives me shy vibes. Definitely suits Woah, imo.

Johnny Boast

I don't exactly have a lot to say about Boast, oof. But for whatever reason, I think that LPS #1191 fits Boast a lot. It seems like the type of pet that's somewhat reserved but once you get to know it, it's got quite the sense of humor. A good vibes pet for sure. Would definitely want to be friends with this pet.

I could also see LPS #650 working for Boast. Idk, when I look at it it reminds me of him a lot, so there's that. I think it's the colors, but I'm not quite sure. This pet seems loyal and calm, which are attributes I see Boast having.

Johnny Roast

I didn't really know how to choose a pet for Roast, so I decided to choose his based off of vibes. With that, LPS #753 gives me major Roast vibes to the point that this is a case where this pet is literally just him. Can't really explain it, but yeah. Probably a prankster, and was definitely the class clown when he was in high school.

Dark Pit

Since there isn't a lot to go off of with Dark Pit when it comes to canon, I'm relying on my own take of the character for choosing what pet I think works for him. I usually associate blacks, purple, yellows, and blues with them, and that definitely influenced what pet I chose. That said, I think that LPS #2708 would work well for his angelic form. I wanted to stick to a pet that could fly, then I remembered that there was a LPS fairy line. This pet looks like a sparkle dog, and sparkle dogs are cool; Dark Pit is cool, so they get to a sparkle dog.

For his human form, or in this case animal form, I think that LPS #1748 is a good fit. This pet gives me vibes that it would be the type to constantly observe/watch other pets, which would fit along with an angel watching over humans (animals in this case). Like, you're at a party and this pet is just in the corner sipping punch and observing everyone. Mysterious. Totally not trying to see how it should interact with the others.

William Barricade

If I'm remembering things correctly, wasn't it stated that William Barricade used to be a member of the OG P.I.E. (like, when Boast, Roast, Pit, etc. were around)? I just remember that he was part of P.I.E. in the past, but he quit (not on bad terms or anything, though). Anyway, I think that LPS #61 suits him a lot. Idk why, but I feel like he'd definitely be a German shepherd if he was an animal. I don't really have much to say about him, sorry ;-;

Katrina

As there is very little info about Katrina in canon, my picks for what LPS pet she would be are probably going to be different than what's expected? (Idk what the general consensus surrounding her is, oof.) That being said, I think that LPS #2135 works well for Katrina, as its color palette makes me think of her and the pet gives me similar vibes to who Katrina is (at least according to my headcanons). This pet seems friendly, but it also looks like someone that I wouldn't want to be on bad terms with, you know? Seems really smart, but maybe a bit too kind to people for its own good, putting others before itself.

I also think that LPS #879 would be a good match, as it gives me vibes that it would be a friendly pet who has a good sense of humor, and also likes learning new things. Also, for whatever reason, I associate sheep with Katrina? I genuinely don't know why I do, but for as long as I've known of her I have.

Jenny Ghost

Idk what all to say about Jenny Ghost, but I honestly can't remember much about her? I know her and Jenny Toast showed up in 2 or 3 videos, but I can only vaguely remember 1 :( Anyway, I associate grays, pinks, and purples with her, as well as cats, so I think that LPS #1921 fits her well. Coincidentally this pet is from the same mold as the pet I chose for Johnny Ghost. This pet gives me sassy girlboss vibes, lol. Could probably have some of the most thought-provoking conversations followed by the most mind-baffling ones with this pet.

Jenny Toast

Like I mentioned for Jenny Ghost, I unfortunately don't really know a lot about Jenny Toast :( That being said, she seems like such a cool, fun person to interact with. They would probably try to get me involved in some wacky shenanigans, and I for one would probably be down to join. Anyway, I think that LPS #1676 fits Jenny Toast well! I associate her with purples, blues, and blacks, as well with dogs and rabbits. This pet also just gives me Jenny vibes. It seems very polite but also like a bit of a troublemaker. Very fitting of Jenny Toast, if you ask me. (This may be me misremembering, but wasn't Jenny slightly a prankster in the videos they were featured in?)

I can't upload the image of this next pet due to the 30 image limit on posts, but I think that the LPS Kohl's Rabbit could also work for Jenny! It's a white bunny with light blue accents, and it reminds me of Jenny Toast a lot for whatever reason.

[autisticarachnid]

ironically enough, i haven’t actually put much thought to how any of the taleblr characters are today besides billy and maddie. however, i do absolutely see ghost finally living a life of domestic bliss with his husband, and taking on the occasional ghost hunt with the pie team. i think i’ve tormented him enough that he deserves some peace and quiet at long last lmao

[laura-the-yellow-cat]

Spooky Halloween 4 Day 31: Creepy Ghosts

@sfcabanasstarcgs and @mysteryideasgroup

[allabouttaleblr]

ghost and his memory issues

(from a backrooms roleplay ft. @elijahtheghostof as ghost and @denpapie as spooker)

transcription below the cut

Toast: I’m just thinking that there’s not really much strange about that

Ghost: Johnny, Johnny. If you weren’t my best friend, if you weren’t my boyfriend,

Toast, thinking to himself: Why did he say boyfriend? Did they forget we’re married?

Ghost: If you weren’t the person

Toast, thinking to himself: Did they forget we had an entire wedding?

Ghost: I trust the most,

Toast, still thinking to himself: Did he forget the lovely way I proposed?

Ghost: In this entire universe-

Toast: Sir, we’re married

[tobiasdrake]

X-Men 2 opens strong with a banger of a thriller/fight scene. Nightcrawler's abilities are on full display, even if his choices don't always make a lot of sense.

Nightcrawler's teleport fighting here was sensational to see onscreen in 2003. Watching him bamf his way around a room taking down an entire squad of guys is fucking amazing.

Big fan of the way he Spooky Spookers this one guy.

Baiting him into following down a hall only to reappear moving between two doors where the guy had been previously. Just doing ghost shit for the sole purpose of baiting him into reporting that there are multiple attackers, to confuse and disorient the defense team.

The fight is filled with great moments where he gets to showcase his powers.

And also less great moments, like this time where he teleports from directly in front of a dude's gun into still directly in front of the same dude's gun, having barely changed position at all.

This maneuver should have gotten him shot.

But my favorite moment has got to be when he just starts teleporting around the Oval Office doing the Whirlwind Kick from Street Fighter.

Tatusmaki-senpukyaku!

I poke fun but seriously, in 2003 this blew everyone's minds and primed the audience for the promise of a thrilling cinematic experience to come.

[maddiefriendlovesbilly]

Did you ever review Ghost x Spooker? I cant find it if you did (I checked the spooker tag)

Ghost x Spooker

(If you couldn’t tell, the answer was no haha. I actually had to go check that myself...and got it confused with Ghost x Josh more times than I care to admit tbh,,,)

So, unpopular opinion, I actually think this ship is p cute!

I did a couple small RPs with a friend from the VT Fan Amino a while back

I think I probably prefer PolyPIE over this ship though because the relationship overall seems more balanced in that

I do have some concerns about just the two of them together

But that’s for later

For now, here are the good things™:

So imagine the softness

Ghost isn’t used to affection so he gets super flustered

And when he actually gives affection back (even little things, like holding his hand n stuff, especially when they’re in public) Spooker just goes completely red and has the biggest smile on his face

Which makes Ghost smile too

But like really tiny cause he’s nervous and shy

Look I’m just here for ghost giving little bits of affection and being appreciated for trying and definitely not projecting I mean What

Little smooches

Listen okay listen

Little. Smooches.

Just

Yis

he giv Smooch

Which he you ask? Yes.

So now for the Uh-Ohs™:

I think many of my concerns are similar to those I had with Ghost x Josh

Because canon Ghost is a Bossy Man and Spooker is sort of a softer soul

They also started off quite hostilely - but who doesn’t with Ghost at this point let’s be honest - and honestly from the content I’ve seen (I stopped watching vids a year or so ago? Please let me know if this has changed!) he doesn’t seem to respect Spooker, and barely seems to tolerate his presence - but again, not that this is unusual for him lmao.

I think this relationship could be either very sweet or very unhealthy

Because it could be the story of Ghost learning to open up to people again after many traumatic events throughout his life; OR it could result in one person holding most of the power in a relationship, and either knowingly or - more likely - unintentionally, abusing it and Spooker.

I mean I love Ghost, but he’s got some shit going on man

Like he’s known Toast for almost his entire life, considers him his best friend and partner in crime, and still doesn’t seem to fully trust him with most of his secrets (*cough cough*) - no matter if Toast knows about them nonetheless.

I mean it’s completely valid to not feel comfortable talking about your trauma, but what I’m trying to say is if he doesn’t feel comfortable telling Toast, the person he seems to trust most, would he open up to Spooker? I mean maybe, maybe he’d feel more comfortable trusting that with someone who he didn’t grow up with, that he can cut ties with more easily, who knows.

(Of course this is all assuming he knows about Jimmy/Gregory/CBF/etc.)

Alright! Onto less depressing topics! I lied it gets depressing again

Based on my points above, I think I’d like to see Spooker helping Ghost work through his traumatic memories, maybe getting him to go to therapy, stuff like that

And no one’s ever gone out of their way like that for him before, y’know? I mean, his parents are long gone, and Toast probably doesn’t know how to help at this point - plus the fact that he has his own issues to work through, i.e. macaroni addiction, alcoholism, drug dealing (I’m like 98.6% sure he sells drugs y’all), and maybe childhood neglect or abuse? He doesn’t mention his parents often, if ever, only his grandmother and once in a blue moon his siblings; For instance, why was Jonathan Toast, grandson of the Queen, who - depending on a whole bunch of succession-law-bullshit that I did way too much research on for a post that has nothing to do with Toast or his family - could be as high as 4th in line for the throne allowed to hunt for potentially dangerous paranormal entities unguarded at age 8 with some random kid who, if he does, in fact, have a past or home, is either unwilling to share it or knows just as little as everyone else? Why is Gavin Toast, maybe around 4th or 5th in line, left unattended to a life of crime when he very well should be perfectly cared for, being a member of the royal family? Just some food for thought, and I’m so sorry this turned into a Toast family analysis but I’m keeping it in cause I researched for this shit man.

bACk oN tOpiC: Maybe Ghost doesn’t even realize he’s been through any traumatic experiences, because he’s lived the majority of his life this way?

I’m so sorry if I’m completely misrepresenting PTSD here oh my god please forgive mE

And Spooker sees his reaction to like blood, or CBF, or something, which looks an awful lot like a panic attack to him, and thinks, “Hold on just a frickin moment here–” and maybe he calms Ghost down before he can turn into the Jam Man using some breathing and/or sensory exercises and wow, no one’s ever done that before either!

And like, it takes a while for Ghost to even admit there’s a problem, but maybe a few months later Spooker gets him to book an appointment with a therapist, and Ghost makes it clear the whole way there that he thinks its a complete waste of time and money, and they should just cancel now and go back to base, but maybe by this time Spooker knows him well enough to know he’s actually terrified of going in, of talking about things he’s only just remembering now, of trusting anybody with these parts of his life he only just learned about, let alone someone who he’s never met.

And Spooker can probably see his panic in the way his eyes dart around the vehicle, vigilant in their search for a threat.

So Spooker asks if he can touch Ghost, so as not to startle him, and gets a minute, jerk of a nod in response. He nods back and takes Ghost’s hand from where it strangles the arm rest, lacing their fingers together. Ghost tenses for a long moment, before gradually melting downward, shoulders relaxing and rigid posture slumping to something more comfortable.

And just maybe, they walk into the therapist’s office together, fingers still intertwined, and while the therapist might have to drag the information out of Ghost, and he glares venomously any time a question feels too invasive, the effect is not quite as intimidating as he’d probably like it to be, because never once throughout the appointment does he free their linked hands, which rest on the couch in the narrow space between their thighs.

Y’all I’m so sorry this isn’t longer but my left pinkie is cold from a lack of blood flow and my hands and wrists ache from writing something on my phone earlier, so I’m gonna have to cut it here! Thank you for taking the time to read my shitty, shitty post ♥♥♥

Conclusion: Do I think this pairing would work? Hmmm… I’m really not sure. I think this could honestly go either way, but I think it has the potential to be either really cute or really toxic. I want to give this an “I really hope so!” But looking back I can see there seem to be more cons than pros,,, so logically I think I have to say a “probably not” :’) Thank you anon for suggesting this!

[taleblrlorekeeper]

Having SpookyGhost brain rot

Ultimate himbo x twink ship, I'm in love.

Ghost is being a bitch so Spooker just fucking picks him up and holds him like a child. He keeps forgetting how fucking tall and all around big his bf is. Spooker is like 6'8 or something while Ghost is a solid 5 feet tall.

Short fuck Ghost, a weirdly shaped cat an his golden retriever bf, that is all vwv

[nyxx-nth]

[Moodboard: Johnny Ghost/Fred "Spooker" Soup]

[werewolfgenesis]

VT As Incorrect Quotes!!

This is mostly PIE but there's plenty of Acachalla siblings too. And Gavin and Jimmy ofc and a few other small appearances

This is gonna be LONG! So enjoy

Spooker: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Spooker and Colon, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Toast: Our turn, Ghost! One, two, three- vanilla!

Ghost, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

—

Colon: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Toast: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Spooker: I got distracted about halfway through.

Ghost: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

—

Colon, banging on the door: Ghost! Open up!

Ghost: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Spooker: No, he meant-

Toast: Let him finish.

—

Spooker: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Toast: Not if they consent to it.

Ghost: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Colon: YES?!?

—

Colon: Why are your tongues purple?

Toast: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Ghost: I had a red one.

Colon: oh

Colon:

Colon: OH

Spooker:

Spooker: You drank each other's slushies?

—

Colon: Why is Ghost so sad?

Toast: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes

Colon: And...?

Toast: He got Spooker.

—

Colon: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Spooker: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Ghost?

Ghost: Probably “road work ahead”.

Toast: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

—

Colon: You know those things will kill you, right?

Toast, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Ghost, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Spooker: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

—

Ghost, about Colon: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Spooker: Are we stealing them?

Toast: New or used?

Ghost: Wonderful responses, both of you.

—

Spooker: Truth or dare?

Ghost: Dare

Spooker: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Ghost: Hey Colon

Colon, blushing: Yeah?

Ghost: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Toast

—

Spooker: I’m an idiot.

Ghost:

Toast:

Colon:

Spooker:

Ghost: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

—

Toast: Good morning.

Ghost: Good morning.

Colon: Good morning.

Spooker: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Jimmy: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

—

Toast, trying to convince Gavin to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!

Spooker: And loud!

Colon: And grumpy!

Ghost: And oblivious to reality!

Gavin:

—

Spooker: What does 'take out' mean?

Colon: Food.

Toast: Dating

Ghost: Murder

Jimmy: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD

—

Colon: I told Ghost his ears flush when he lies.

Spooker: Why?

Colon: Look.

Colon: Hey Ghost! Do you love us?

Ghost, covering his ears: No.

Spooker:

—

Spooker: Colon, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Colon: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later

Spooker: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Toast.

—

Toast, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Spooker: You did WHAT–

Ghost: William Snakespeare

—

Colon: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Ghost does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Toast: If Ghost were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Ghost jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Colon: You jump off a cliff!

Toast: Gladly. Provided Ghost did first.

—

Gavin: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Toast: Gavin, that's a coma.

Gavin: Sounds festive.

—

*Toast and Ghost skipping stones on lake*

Toast: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Ghost, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

—

Ghost: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Toast's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...

—

Jimmy: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Gavin: I think you mean cards.

Jimmy, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

—

Colon: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Ghost: Killed without hesitation.

Colon: No.

—

Spooker: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Colon: Okay.

Spooker: And make out during the scary parts.

Colon: Th-

Colon: The scary parts.

Colon: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

—

Toast: How do I deal with my enemies?

Jimmy: Kill them

Toast: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Jimmy: Kill them only a little?

—

Spooker: So what’s for dinner?

Toast, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

—

Jimmy: *Gets down on one knee*

Gavin: Oh my god, it’s finally happening.

Jimmy: *Falls over*

Gavin: The poison is kicking in.

—

Gavin: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Jimmy: Only if you also don't ask either

Jimmy: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Gavin:

Jimmy:

Gavin: This one is fine

—

Toast: Gavin, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Gavin: Well of course I have.

Gavin: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Gavin: It's boring.

—

Ghost: I prevented a murder today.

Spooker: Really? How’d you do that?

Ghost: Self control

—

Toast: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!

Ghost: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

—

Ghost: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?

Toast: No, I said "Ghost, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.

—

Ghost: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’

Colon: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

—

Gavin with a gun to Ghost's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?

Ghost: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.

—

Gavin: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Toast: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Gavin: No.

—

Toast: I need to dye my hair.

Colon: ...

Toast: Or get another tattoo.

Colon: ...

Toast: Or a new piercing.

Colon: Why?

Toast: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

—

Jimmy: Do dragons fart fire?

Toast: I don't know.

Jimmy: I thought you went to college.

—

Colon: *Running towards Ghost with open arms*

Ghost: *Moves out of the way*

Colon: Hey, why'd you move?!

Ghost: I thought you were going to attack me.

Colon: I was going to hug you!

Ghost: Why would you hug me?

Colon: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

—

Toast: There's no way he likes me back.

Gavin: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Toast: Ghost would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

—

Jimmy: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Jimmy: … And violently jerk their head at a 90 angle until it snaps.

Toast: That took an unexpected turn.

Jimmy: So did their neck.

—

Toast: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Ghost: But are you shuffling?

Toast: Everyday.

Gavin: What language are you two speaking??

—

Ghost: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Toast: It was me.

Ghost: ... be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Colon: And you wonder why people think you're dating.

—

Gavin: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Jimmy: Well that would suck, because you can’t microwave metal.

Toast: Good morning to everyone, except these two people.

—

Colon: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Toast: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Jimmy: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

—

Gavin: Hey, do you know the password to Toast’s computer?

Jimmy: Fuck you, Gavin.

Gavin: Hey!!

Jimmy: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouGavin".

Gavin: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

—

Ghost: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.

Ghost: No, that’s Toast… I’m your nicest friend.

Ghost: No, that's Spooker. I’m your... friend!

—

Toast: Colon has no idea I’m high.

Colon: You’re high?

Toast: Oh, I’m sorry.

Toast, leaning over to Ghost: Colon has no idea I’m high.

—

Ghost, pointing to the wall: What color is this?

Colon: Gray.

Toast: Grey.

Ghost, turning to Spooker: Now tell them what color you think it is.

Spooker: Dark white.

—

Ghost: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am the fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Toast: A doll.

Spooker: A cinnamon roll.

Colon: A sweetheart.

Ghost:

Ghost: ...stop it.

—

Toast: Why does Spooker have a black eye?

Colon: He was saying ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.’ So Ghost threw your dictionary at him.

Ghost: It was just to test a theory.

—

Colon: Ghost isn’t answering his phone.

Toast: I’ll call.

Colon: Spooker and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Ghost: Hello?

—

Officer Maloney: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Ghost: Shit.

Toast: Wait, three?

Officer Maloney: Yeah?

Colon: OH MY GOD SPOOKER FELL OFF!!!

—

Ghost: Slenderman, my old arch enemy.

Maxwell: I thought I was your arch enemy?

Ghost: I have a life outside of you, Maxwell.

—

Ghost: I just ended a four year relationship.

Colon: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Ghost: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Sally and Slenderman fighting from across the room*

—

Toast: How many kids do you have?

Gertrude: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

—

Sally: He stole from me first!

Slenderman: Mhm.

Sally: Stole my heart...

Ghost: It is still illegal to commit murder.

—

*Billy, Sally, and Spencer are sitting on a bench*

Sue: Why do you guys look so sad?

Billy: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Sue sits down*

Sally: The bench is freshly painted.

—

Sue: I think we're missing something.

Billy: Teamwork?

Sally: Cohesion?

Spencer: A general sense of what we’re doing?

—

Sue: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Billy: I don’t know how to do that.

Sally: I don’t wear a watch.

Spencer: Time is a construct.

—

Sally, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Billy, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Spencer, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Sue, trembling: What are we playing

—

Spencer: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Sally: Plane tickets?

Billy: Concert tickets?

Sue: Prostitution?

Spencer, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

—

Billy: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Spencer: You’re a hazard to society

Sue: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

—

Papa, addressing the family: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Gertrude: But – that’s just a trash can.

Papa: It sure is!

—

Sally: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Billy: Oh, I’m always running

Billy: The question is from what

—

Spencer: God, give me patience.

Billy: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Spencer: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

—

Spencer: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!

Gertrude: Mind your language!

Spencer: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Gertrude:

Spencer: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

—

Spencer: A girl doesn’t dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems!

Sue, offended: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!

—

Sally: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween?

Billy: Spencer is the scariest thing I could think of!

Spencer: Billy told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

—

Spencer: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Billy: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.

Spencer: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

Sally: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...

—

*Gertrude & Sally are arguing*

Gertrude: That’s it! Go to your room!

Sally: That’s not fair! You never send Spencer to his room!

Gertrude: Spencer never leaves his room.

Gertrude: If he were in trouble, I would make him sit in the living room and interact with others.

INCOMING VT OC JUMPSCARE!!!

His name is Gabe (Not my OC but I love him dearly <3)

Sally: Guys, I have a question.

Spencer: Kys <3

Sally: I love you too.

Gabe: Ah, yes. Siblings.

—

Gabe: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Sally: Just rip the bandage off.

Gabe: It’s Spencer.

Sally: Put the bandage back on.

—

Gabe: Damn, the power went out.

Billy: Don’t worry, I got this.

Billy: *Shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Gabe: What-?

Billy: I swallowed a glow stick!

Gabe, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

—

Spencer, trying to ask Gabe out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Sally: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

—

Gabe: Why are you late?

Spencer: A technical error occurred causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.

Gabe: Overslept?

Spencer: Overslept.

[incorrect-vt-quotes]

Spooker: Wow. Nearby, a girl strangled her boyfriend to death. Can you imagine that? Ghost, trying to sleep: Believe me, better than anyone else.

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I know some people don’t like I don’t ship Ghost x Toast still and I find that very funny.

Anyways I am considering a poly ship where Ghost and Toast are queer platonic and Ghost and Josh are also partners (idk what kind of relationship but maybe they kiss who knows 👉👈) Because Ghost has two hands.

The way I want to ship Spooker and Ghost but can’t 😭

Anyways if you get mad at people who ship anything but what you ship you might need to do some self reflection and a break from the internet 😭 I know there’s people out there.

As long it’s not a fucking pro-ship or anything like that it’s fine.

I will be honest as a disclaimer: I can be a little weird about ships bc of past drama negatively impacting me but I’m trying to do better.🙏🏻

Anyways shout out to Pielycule fucking love that. Ghost x Colon is great (I can’t take it seriously but also I respect that ship so hard),

Spooker x Ghost is so dear to me… I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks about Spooker having a crush on Ghost but him not returning the feelings (sometimes I wish he did personally but that’s okay)

do people ship Toast with anyone else other than Ghost?? Sometimes ppl forget he’s his own person without Ghost so idk/lh/lh/hj

Personally I’m a big fan of Spooker x Colon. Spolon? Spoon?(/j) that one doesn’t feel super special but also I like it. Also I had a dream they were together before I even considered shipping them so I gotta lol

Some people might be wondering about why Javin/Gavin x Jimmy isn’t in this and I’m gonna say I don’t really have any thoughts on it lol😭 maybe I’d like it more if there was more like canon interactions between them to go off of.

Okay but I feel like Gavin x Ghost would be kinda interesting and funny bc I get the vibe that Gavin had a crush on Ghost but he only ever hung out with his twin so it just became hella bitter bahaha

Hmmm Ghost x Therapy is a good one that’s really underlooked personally.

Damn I just realized I’m incapable of shipping Jimmy with anyone 💀

I want more polycule ships..

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Hey there! If you’re still taking polyam prompt requests, can I get a K2 for Spooker, Colon and Ghost? If you want to throw Toast in there I would love that but no pressure!

~ maddiefriendlovesbilly 💕

Are they hyping him up? Insulting his height? Pointing out a time he was wrong? Who knows! It’s ✨ Fun Couple Times ✨ BB!!! I’m so sorry this took so long— I completely spaced on this one and thats my bad 😣 I’m ecstatic I got it done and I’m real happy with it!!!

For any other PolyPie fans who want to send a request: here’s what the prompt is from <3 https://overthinkingtaleblr.tumblr.com/post/655207487054790656/mcnuggyy-i-felt-like-there-wasnt-enough-polyam

@maddiefriendlovesbilly