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Crushing on You || LifeSteal Headcannons

type :: fluff

tw/cw :: none

members :: mapicc, parrot, zam, spoke, vitalasy

Mapicc

In denial about his crush for super long, might never admit to it

Anyone who accuses him of liking you instantly gets their base blown up

He tries super hard to seem cool in-front of you but he’s a natural loser

One time he tried to flex his Fortnite skills on you… That’s the best and only rizz he got

Anytime you’re in a call with him, he starts try-harding at everything, pvp, building, anything

The entire server calls him out for this but just says he’s naturally good

If you two ever end up in a call alone, expect a lot of painful attempts of flirting

“Haha I bet you’re so short in person”

Definitely insults you a shit ton 24/7

You don’t know that he’s joking and start to think he actually hates you at one point

Bro will say the most foul stuff to you but if you dare say one thing back he either attempts to insult you back or leave the call and cry

Tries so HARD to get you to do couple stuff with him without actually saying

“Wow these two profile pics are so cute… I wish I had someone to match with me…”

If you do match with him, he screenshots it and smiles to sleep

“Hey I’m getting some necklaces and there’s a buy one get one free deal… do you want one?”

If you accept, he’ll never take the necklace off and if he sees you wearing he’ll try to sneakily take a pic of you wearing it

He’s not the type to confess online, he’ll definitely wait till VidCon or TwitchCon to confess to you in person

During his confession he’s super scared and nervous

His palms get sweaty and you can see his pit stains

When he does confess, it’s really sweet and simple

He thinks long speeches about emotions are too sappy and uncool

When you say yes he’s so happy, so so so happy

Definitely a great bf :)

Parrot

He doesn’t fall for anyone super fast, you two were definitely besties before he started liking you

When he realizes he likes you, he’s not sure what to do with himself

He’s not a flirty type at all

He might projectile vomit if he has to flirt

Does his best to research what to do and how to get you to like him back

Any time you’re in call he’ll ask stiff ass questions just to learn more about you

“Uh… Okay weird question but how many creases are on your neck?”

After you answer any question, he write it down. Not on a google doc but on PAPER

You can hear his nerdy ass writing with his old wooden pencil

He only wants to confess in person, hates the idea of an online confession

When you meet irl, he uses all of the data he collected to look like the perfect guy for you

But in reality, you already liked him so this made no difference

When he does confess to you, it’s super sweet and kinda cliche

Gives you flowers and chocolate, then gives the most simple yet sincere confession he can muster

Of course you accept :) And oh my god he’s so happy

He definitely rants about you on Parrot Shorts 24/7

Zam

Doesn’t know he likes you but he definitelyyy acts a lil different around you

He stills acts like himself but you get special treatment

Zam’s history of betraying people doesn’t apply to you, he can’t bring himself to do that

You guys call all the time but neither of you notice how your calls have gone a platonic tone to romantic tone

The shift was so subtle and slow

It’s like you guys automatically started acting like a married couple

One day, Pangi accidentally introduces you as Zam’s gf/bf and it suddenly clicks in his head

After Pangi says that he finally realizes that he likes you!!!

Doesn’t know what to do and decides to ask Pangi for advice

Pangi’s advice is basic, “just be yourself, be nicer, blah blah blah”

Zam listens to the advice but now he’s super stiff and uptight

You notice it and think that he’s mad at you

He quickly denies this and starts over explaining everything that he’s thinking

“- And then when Pangi said you were my gf/bf it suddenly clicked and I was like ohmygosh I like (y/n) that’s so crazy I mean how could I not but- . . . ”

Accidentally confesses

You gotta say yes, poor guy is so stressed out over it

Once you say yes, he starts cheering and asking “Really? Like for real?”

Shows you off to his close friends but doesn’t want your relationship to be toooo public cause of weird fans

Spoke

There’s not a single though behind those eyes

This man doesn’t know he likes you and will never confess

You’ve been best friends for agesss, at least 3+ years

Everything between you feels so natural and it’s almost like you grew up with each other

Everyone always asks if he likes you or vice versa and he always goes “Nahhh!”

But secretly, you and Spoke made a pact to get married at 30 if you’re both single

Everyone ships you together and he just laughs it off and says “Ha!! That’s so dumb” while your both on your daily 14 hour call with each other

When you meet in person he’s surprisingly touchy, but you don’t mind

But, when he sees the other members start to be friendly and touchy with you he goes : 🤨 that’s my job 😡

Starts to get protective and jealous over you and isn’t sure why

One day you get pissed off at him for ruining your conversation with someone and you angrily ask him, “Why do you care who I talk to?! Do you like me or something?!”

And both of you go . . .

The gears in his heads finally start working but they stop after like 2 seconds and he goes “Well duh we’re best friends!”

You cut him off by confessing your love for him

Bro straight up goes “ :O whaaaat no way”

He accepts happily and nothing changes between you two since you were basically already dating

Vitalasy

Your videos always so super well and they’re kinda similar to Vitalasy

He asks if you want to collab and you agree

While recording and plotting for your video, you two hit it off super well

At first he treats you like any normal friend but once the call ends he gets all giddy

Tries to snap himself out of it but he can’t stop smiling

Aww shoot… he likes you

He doesn’t want to seem desperate, how could he only know you for like 6 hours and instantly like you

Starts day dreaming about your future together and what house you’d have and-

No stop it! It’s too soon!!!

Decides the only way to combat these feelings, is by being the biggest jerk alive to you

Starts playfully bullying you and teasing you all the time

But his insults are so weak that you can instantly tell he doesn’t mean a word he says

He can’t help but always ask to call you, play games, and plot more videos

You two stream together all the time to the point where everyone’s surprised if he does a solo stream

Surprising has okay-ish rizz and is pretty smooth at times

One night, you two are calling like always and he’s about to sleep

Right before he sleeps he says “I love you”, making you get flustered from it and say “what???”

“I love you, you know that already” He says again

He instantly knocks out and the next morning he sees you’re still on call

When you wake up too, you ask him about it and he’s shocked at his own rizz

“Oh sorry for saying that, that’s so weird bruh I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable-”

But then you confess too :)

After that, he’s shocked but confesses to you in a long ass ramble

Now you’re dating and literally no one is surprised

Twitter goes crazyyyyy about you two tho

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Situationship || LifeSteal SMP

type :: mostly angst, small fluff

tw/cw :: none

members :: parrot, spoke

Parrot

Best friends that like each other

You two have been best friends for literal ages

The second you met you were inseparable

Everything you did, you guys did together

If one of you was seen without the other, people would ask “Where’s Parrot?” “Where’s Y/N?”

You would constantly get asked if you’re dating or not

Parrot and you would awkwardly laugh it off and say that you’re just friends and nothing more

But you always hoped that he would admit that he liked you too

Both of you knew each other so well that you already knew that a romantic relationship wasn’t the right move at the moment

Going to college, doing YouTube, family issues, and all of that was in the way of a possible relationship

But even though you knew a relationship would be hard to maintain, why not do it?

The tension between you two was growing more and more as you both got older

And also, you were slowly getting hurt from this tension

Seeing Parrot talk to other people made your heart twist in a way you didn’t know was possible

Your other friends would make comments saying things like, “If you wont take him, I will”

You’ve never felt a more gut-wrenching feeling than hearing that sentence leave your friend’s lips

Telling your friend she can’t have him would make you seem possessive and clingy

But telling your friend yes meant risking the chance of losing your best friend and crush

You thought you were completely alone and that it was a one sided relationship

But Parrot thinks the same exact thing

Every time he saw you with another guy talking, he’d instantly get the urge to drag you away

Although it was cocky to think, Parrot knew that no one would be able to compare to the chemistry you two have

He wants to confess so badly, to finally release all of the pent up emotions he feels

But he’s terrified of the idea of you rejecting him

He would never want to lose you as a friend, you were one of the best people in his life

One day, he will get the balls to confess

But right now, you two are basically dating but without a title or promised commitment

But you both know you’ll stay committed to each other :)

Spoke

Exes that are still friends

The idea of having beef with someone doesn’t sit right with Spoke

Your relationship didn’t end for awful reasons, just a lot of differences and outside issues

Of course, you two took space from each other after the break up

But randomly, Spoke sent you a message saying he wants to be friends and drop the awkwardness

You two shared the same friend group so your break up kinda made the group a bit rocky

He made it clear he doesn’t expect any forgiveness, kindness, or even a friendship but just enough courtesy to not be awkward with your friend group

You agree to what he said and the group slowly repairs itself

But as the group fixes itself and got closer, so did you and Spoke

At first you didn’t want to admit it, but you couldn’t help but fall for him all over again

He always made you cry from laughing so hard

Whenever you were a dollar or two short for something, he’d always pay the rest for you

He’d always save you a seat next to him whenever it was crowded

And if it was too crowded, he’d always give you his seat

You guys went from no contact to group hang outs to him walking you home

You’re not sure how he did it, but he snuck himself back into your life

He did everything he used to do when you two were dating, except without any physical affection

And you didn’t want to say it, but you missed the hugs, kisses, everything

How could he act like this was all so normal when he’s literally saying goodbye to your parents and your little siblings?

It got to the point where you needed to distance yourself from him or else you would fall too hard

You love Spoke, he was one of the kindest and funniest people you’ve ever met

But you were scared that liking him again meant that your friendship would be over

You missed him so much while you two went no contact, you can’t imagine having to relive that

So you both stick with this relationship, where you both act like you’re dating except with no title

It confuses the fuck out of the friend group but they accept it

Maybe one day you’ll date again or maybe you’ll realize it’s not the right time for you too