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wait I was joking about the 'nubane is obviously a clone' is that actually what they did LMAO
#I don't know what's going on I have no context I don't want context why is there a lab in santa prisca where they're all wearing bane masks#I'M CRYING WHAT IS THIS#I do love the idea that Bane is celebrated in Santa Prisca and it's US communities though that's sweet#this is some joker title with an X-22 storyline but his dialogue and characterization seems SO MUCH BETTER and for this I am grateful blESS#there is hope for him yet#still side-eyeing all the HQ titles that make him really skinny without venom......man is -- once again -- 350lbs sober#I'm not even mad about Vengeance I just came here from Marvel so clone children are a little played out for me aklsdj#spoilers?? this is probably years old#oh thank god i really don't have to read all of that I really can just say it was a clone the whole time and it's caNON LMAO#idk shit about this title but whatever author decided to flip off everyone who wrote bane like shit I am ENTHUSIASTICALLY shaking your hand#absolutely love the idea that bane was just out somewhere fuckin around while a clone was in gotham ruining everyone's life full time#go girl protect your peace laksjd#still don't love this title in which bane says he hates batman -- objectively untrue -- mostly -- a lot of the time -- some of the time#it's complicated don't look at me#ooc
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kinda love how Nick and Taliesin are playing their characters and reminding us that Pelor is not just "Don't fucking look into the sun or you'll blind yourself" and droughts and stuff, he's also the thing that warms the earth and the thing that reminds people to keep going and daylight after a long moonless night
and Melora is not just the thing that saved Fjord and makes trees grow and is loving and kind, she's also the kind of ocean that breaks boats and she is quicksand and poison ivy and natural selection and she does not (usually) pick favorites because nature waits for no one
#i also find it very funny that Ayden is a 15 year old#because what I remember of Pelor is that he is very Loud and Proud and takes no shit#so imagining him reincarnating into the body of someone who could be and probably has been easily dismissed by everyone around him#simply for his age#is a very interesting choice#I don't hate it though#and as stated above I love what Nick is doing#critical role#critical role downfall#cr downfall#downfall spoilers#nick marini#taliesin jaffe#cr ayden#pelor the dawnfather#cr asha#melora#the wildmother
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(crazed eyes) hi. can you believe she's only three apples tall and has already been put through such horror
#the locked tomb#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon the ninth spoilers#gideon the ninth#this fucking scene...#definitely a normal teenage girl with one [1] soul#i have not posted on tumblr in 15 years i think#but this'll do as a first post methinks#normal about skeletons#sorry instagram homies this one's probably old by now#art#my art
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professor layton spoilers
thinking about hershel and theodore both get adopted au
#professor layton spoilers#azran legacy spoilers#miracle mask spoilers#was giggling so much making that teenage desmond design#NEEEEEERRRRDDDDDD#the thought of him having beef with a 12 year old. hilarious#also i dont really remember what happened in miracle mask exactly soni probably got some details wrong#silly drawings#professor layton#hershel layton#desmond sycamore#bronev brothers#bronev bros#hershel bronev#theodore bronev#<- hershel layton and theodore layton but you know#i want to make a tag for this au in case i ever do more with it but idk what to call it#pl Layton brothers au#<- sure whatever
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is this what love feels like?
#aitsf#ai the somnium files#aitsf spoilers#saito sejima#manaka iwai#j's art#i shouldn't need to say this but OBVIOUSLY not ship lmao#this poor 12 year old has never felt the love of a mother before#this is probably the closest he ever got to that and it makes me :')#blood tw
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Wait, wait, they say all non-essential staff leave, which fair...but um, they keep....the fifteen-sixteen year old (Rose) and thirteen year old (Morris) in the room??? With a potential danger to life in the room??? After already losing an adult member of UNIT???? How many child labor laws is Kate and UNIT breaking at this point.
#doctor who#dw spoilers#they breaking several im pretty sure#like why is the thirteen year old even there#i've seen some fair theories that rose is doing work expierence#granted unit probably isnt great work expierence you might die doing it#but the thirteen year old??? what???
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How old is everyone, really?!?!
Prefacing this with the information that the legal drinking age in Japan is 20 years old bc it's important.
OKAY so at first we were only shown that it's the third years who go to Rui's bar. This made me think, "Oh, I guess that'd make the third years a bunch of 20 years old, at the very least. So Darkwick is like a university?"
But then come Episode 6 and we were told that they don't actually serve real alcohol at Rui's bar. Not to mention we saw Ritsu getting fussy about a bar in the school grounds. This made me think, "So Darkwick is a high school? Everyone here is a minor?? Which is it???" (※To be fair, Ritsu was only fussing about the existence of a bar and not the possibility of underage drinking cmiiw)
And last, Episode 8. Here we saw Taiga ordering a martini一an alcoholic drink. And when Ritsu came to fetch him, he didn't scold him about underage drinking so that means Taiga is at least 20 years old (Ritsu warned Jin about Swords and Arms law when he took out his artifact so if Taiga really is underaged, Ritsu would definitely scold him).
But what caught me truly off guard is when Ritsu snatched the cocktail and drank it himself. Ritsu "Stickler for the Rules" Shinjo is drinking alcohol. There's a few possible explanation for this a) Ritsu is of drinking age; b) Ritsu is making an exception and broke a rule bc he's exasperated with Taiga (less likely considering how much of a stick in the mud about rules he is); c) Writer Team's mistake.
I'm leaning more to a), which means all of the first years is also at least 20 years old. That makes the second and third years in their early twenties. So Darwick is still a kind of university? Or does age isn't one of the parameter to enroll there?
#tokyo debunker#episode 8 spoilers#tokyo debunker spoilers#someone has probably discussed this before but i wanna put my own two cents too no matter how late#A bit off tanget but there's also the case with Leo who���before enrolling in Darkwick一 often goes to clubs#I read that most clubs need you to be of legal age (tho there are some that allows minors)#But I don't put Leo above forging fake ID to get into clubs so I kinda just brushed him off#But if he's not a minor then that'd explain a lot#I don't really consider Alan and Sho's driving licenses 'cuz you can get them while being 18 iirc#anyway i'll consider all of the casts to be above 20 years old until proven otherwise
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In HtN Ianthe claims she helped Coronabeth pretend to be a necromancer for over twenty years but she's twenty-two, which must mean she did necromancy since she was one year old contradicting herself in GtN when she reveals she's been doing Coronabeth's work since she was six years old. Did Ianthe lie? Or did the author make a mistake? Or is this hinting that something deeper is going on?
#the locked tomb#tlt#ianthe tridentarius#coronabeth tridentarius#still haven't read Ntn#you can spoiler me#harrow the ninth#gideon the ninth#I find a one year old comprehending that she would be separated from her sister unless they deceived everyone with her powers unrealistic#but if the theory that Ianthe and Coronabeth are experiments of their parents proved to be true#then it might be possible they created a scarily intelligent toddler with flesh magic#or Ianthe counting her age differently because of this#I'm probably overthinking this though
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In season 4, I demand more Benedict and Hyacinth interactions. Gregory's off to school, Anthony and Kate are off to India, Eloise and Francesca are off to Scotland, the other two have married and moved out, so these two are the last ones under Violet's roof, I love what we've gotten of them but I need more bonding scenes. They're both hilarious and completely unhinged at times, I need more of this chaotic sibling duo.
#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton netflix#bridgerton#benedict bridgerton#hyacinth bridgerton#casting department popped off with these two because they look like actual siblings#plus with probably another 2 year wait & based on previous patterns hyacinth will be debuting next#wouldn't mind a slowburn of her and gareth as a sideplot ngl with lady danbury#but i hope they don't do an exact copy paste of the past seasons structure#by s3 the debutante introduction getting old#worked for s1 introduced us to the world shopstopping#s2 which was delayed due to covid helped bring us back into the world#s3 - other than debuting francescas new actress and qcs reactions - its getting tired#they don't have to and shouldn't do the exact same way a 4th time#hell start s4 at aubrey hall pre season have kate anthony & benedict there as violet goes off to london to prepare the masquerade ball#have benedict look for a place of his own which will become my cottage as he tries to figure out what his future will look like#then have him meet sophie and then send them back to london for the season#the season doesn't really matter for benedict & sophie's story anyhow#I've got wildly off topic lmao
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GARGOYLES : 1 / ∞ ↳ Demona's Name
#✦ gifs#gargoyles#demona#demona gargoyles#macbeth gargoyles#macbeth mac findlaech#i've got the brainrot for these two real bad#probably the first of a handful of gargoyles sets i'll do#also. please know that i almost tagged this with 'spoilers.'#this series is 30 years old.
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I step all around the pieces on the floor / Wires and cords, and records, and tapes
#palisade#kalvin brnine#fatt#friends at the table#palisade spoilers#??? vague and also old but still#I did already post this here (in september?) but it was in a reblog... look at it.#more importantly i want to reblog it whenever i feel like going hey.btw(usually when i listen to the song again)#and the other post of this is one of my palisadepostings. & not one where i'm like oh this is rebloggable.#rosa art#kind of one of my favourite things i drew last year. probably because i just had a really good time with it#sometimes its fun to plan a drawing and move things around until they fit & sometimes i have an idea & just do it#like yeah. this has everything i wanted to get across. to me#brnine grief moment 👍#lyrics from the pal25 episode desc btw.#which i didn't see at the time the episode came out otherwise i think. hm. something wouldve happened for sure
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#tww spoilers#khadgar#me not saying anything if people dont realize this is a joke#they are probably not old enough to know when we seriously made these edits like 20 years ago
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Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.
Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen
A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death
#hellsing#alucard#kouta hirano#translation was found in a comment by u/lazyfoxheart on r/Kurrent#fun fact this is the highest quality version of this image that exists online#i know because i've been looking forever for a version that's clear enough to actually read what hirano wrote under '1443'#but there weren't any so i had to take matters into my own hands#the real image on the back of the guidebook is only 2 inches tall so i had to take this with my smartphone and will my hands not to shake#anyway i'm pretty sure it's supposed to say Eğrigöz (the location vlad was imprisoned) so yeah. thank you hirano very cool#if i might rant for a sec it took me an embarrassingly long time to figure that out because i didn't have the guidebook at first#and in the images i could find online that part was just a blur that looked suspiciously like a person's signature and i was like. who tf#i was thinking matthias corvinus since he issued some political propaganda against vlad iirc but it didn't match his signature on wikipedia#then i thought it might be vlad II dracul's since he probably had to sign an agreement to send his sons over as hostages at some point#but that didnt seem right either so i kept skimming vlad's wiki page#and then i was like goddammit...hirano.....you just misspelled Eğrigöz didn't you.. ....#i maybe should've made a separate post dedicated to this instead of writing a novel in the tags but eh#the hellsing brainrot runs deep#also- i put it in the source link at the bottom of the post but the german inscription is copied off a real woodcut of vlad from 1491#except instead of depicting him as an adult hirano drew him as a child which gives the inscription a very different feel imo#the one final thing that interests me about this is the fact that hirano published this calendar in 2002#which is REALLY early in the series. like this was before volume 5 came out??#i have no idea why he decided to do a massive spoiler drop in a random piece of japan-only merch#sandwiched between a drawing of alucard as john travolta from saturday night fever and integra as a fish no less#it makes me really curious to know what the fan response to this was back then. like did people even know who this was#maybe im just an idiot and everyone back then was like 'ah yes its alucard as a 12 year old. how very informative'
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"check out this cool thing i made"
#heavily considered making this pink but i resisted#this just felt right... and who wouldnt flex the 60 year old persian man they created in a lab#hes looking at/talking to ochanomizu probably#pluto spoilers#naoki urasawa's pluto#spacemanart#pluto anime#pluto netflix#abra abullah#umataro tenma#professor abullah#dr tenma#pluto manga
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Technically Yoichi can be the older twin sibling.
It depends on cultural perspective, actually.
Say we have a pair of hypothetical twins. There's the belief that the twin born FIRST is the older one, because they're the first one to enter the world. This is a belief modern Japan (not just BNHA, actual Japan) follows too.
But back then, in an older Japan, it's the opposite. The twin born first is the younger twin.
Why is that? Because the twin that comes out second must have been conceived earlier, since that twin is further in the back and came out later as a result. Or perhaps, the older twin gave the younger twin the chance to leave first, whether because they're the older sibling looking out for them, or because the younger twin was closer to the exit.
Yoichi is the younger twin brother, and that's all from AFO's belief. He told Yoichi that, they grew up with that, and the knowledge spread around. But they were babies with no witnesses to their birth, and we know AFO is an unreliable narrator. It's possible neither know who's really the oldest. I also doubt they, as babies, have memories out of the womb too.
AFO could've used the wrong time period of determining which twin is older. And if he's younger, maybe it's so he can be the older twin, since he would just have to pick between older VS modern ideas to suit him.
Anyway, main point of this: we can technically consider Yoichi the older twin, by old Japan beliefs. This probably annoys AFO
#this isnt bnha universe stuff its actually real#babies dont have memories immediately. the brain develops that at maybe 2 years old or so#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha#spoilers#yoichi shigaraki#afo#all for one#kid do you really not have a name#even if afo ends up not being hisashi midoriya i still think the name hisashi suits him#yoichi probably never studied history but i bet him bringing this up would cause an AFO tantrum when theyre kids and teens
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SGA Fic rec
I've never seen SGA but that's not going to stop me from making a rec list for it. Is the characterization accurate? who the hell knows. Not me. I'm just here for a good time.
These are not in any order whatsoever.
A Slightly Different Quality of Light by rageprufrock | M | 5k | John/Rodney
Rodney has to go through John's memories when he accidentally uploads them all to Atlantis servers.
Navigation by rageprufrock | M | 26k | John/Rodney
Trauma and therapy. Mind the warnings.
Whither by Daephraelle | 15k | T | John/Rodney
John learns Rodney has feelings for him and handles it completely responsibly and reasonably and ha ha ha ha jk
Oolon Colluphid Was Right by melannen | G | 1k | John/Rodney
Communication in pop culture references. Ask me about my translation.
Proof by Contradiction by astolat | E | 10k | John/Rodney
Sex pollen aftermath.
Friendly by Speranza | E | 6k | John/Rodney
Secret gay stargate network that John is left out of.
Sheppard's Law by Speranza | E | 40k | John/Rodney
Rodney time travels through John's life.
Kid A by Speranza | E | 8k | John/Rodney
John and Rodney are hooking up except John is definitely not gay about it no sir.
Just So Long and Long Enough by busaikko | T | 8k | John/Rodney
Dave Sheppard tries to send John care packages.
Weddings, Plural, and a Yak by Speranza | E | 18k | John/Rodney
John and Rodney keep getting married for convoluted reasons and it's funny until it isn't. Also Rodney adopts a chaos child. John is normal about it.
War Bride by Speranza | E | 9k | John/Rodney
John and Rodney have a weird dinner with Dave and his wife, then go to space and almost get ritualistically murdered. It's genuinely very sweet.
Ordinary Life by astolat, Speranza | E | 20k | John/Rodney
They get shore leave, go to Florida for one of Rodney's contracts, and things go about how you'd expect (people try to kill them.)
paper cranes (upstairs, downstairs) by verity | M | 18k | John/Rodney
Rodney stays at John's childhood home and is bad about opsec.
Decision Point by esteefee | M | 23k | John/Rodney
Rodney tries very hard to retire to Nevada and John tries very hard to go back to space.
Your Inevitable Unhappy Ending by Helenish | E | 15k | John/Rodney
Rodney tries to attract women by carrying around a baby, and there are some delightfully awkward conversations. And a sex temple.
My Home And Native Land by copperbadge | 17k | T | very very background Rodney/John
Ronan becomes friends with Chuck, and decides to become Canadian.
#sga#stargate atlantis#mcshep#john sheppard#rodney mckay#most of these are like 15 years old so everyone has probably already read them. However! I have decided rec lists are a good form of#fandom engagement because I do not actually want anyone to read my bookmarks since they all have spoiler notes#op
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