#spncarfuckers

[weirdcester]

gabriel x sampala ❤️ ft. jealous!dean 🤬

[kirathehyrulian]

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ I'm sorry... I'm in too deep. Leave me before it's too late and I drown us both further into the depths of spncarfucking's metal bosom.

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) All I can think about is how I can make your comment about spncarfucking and Sam/Impala.

I'm currently reading your thoughts with unclean eyes, purposefully misconstruing lucid meta and official script while watching the world burn in carfucking glory, because This Is Fine.

Truly, Baby lighting Sam up like a Christmas tree on the fourth of July through her jumper cables is the only way Sam can get the rush and connection to the mortal plane to know he's completely on Earth with his brother and Baby. Enough so there's no misunderstanding that he's in the cage with Lucifer. That one second of electric communion with Baby was the reason why Sam could keep grinding the hunting axe as well as he did through all the hallucinations and flashbacks.

It's like Dean pressing on Sam's hand wound but like times a 1000.

Let this man cook! Literally. Cas can always revive him later. (◡‿◡✿)

(ﾉД`) And of course Sam has to do it himself, because Sam hasn't told Dean about him and Baby yet. (He doesn't start hinting that him and Baby are a thing till, possibly seasons, later but Dean willfully ignores it out of fear of what it all means until 15x17 when Dean can't anymore. (ᅌ ˇ ᅌ✿)) If anyone else comes at Sam with a live wire they might know Sam and Baby's secret, especially Dean because he definitely knows what a guy getting off to ill advised electro play with your car looks like.

Sam has to lock it in and he can only do that with the perfect control and precision he demonstrates on his arm during 6x16. (ꈍ ᴗ ꈍ✿)

Just saw a post about Sam zapping himself in 6x16 and now I'm having thoughts about Sam having really kinky, really ill-advised electroplay with Baby and jumper cables. In fact, I just watched the part of the episode when it occurred, and Dean volunteered pretty fast.... Yeah, they've both had really kinky Wednesday nights with the impala. No doubt.

Also I wonder if Sam can drink motor oil like he can demon blood...

I'm so glad Sam and Dean are fictional characters.🖤

[kirathehyrulian]

Poor Dean. This is going to be another one of those long frustrating drives in more ways than one.

idea inspired by this post [x]

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[kirathehyrulian]

I have so many spncarfucking comic ideas, it's a blessing and a curse. It's so hilariously easy for one (me) to take spn's original dialogue and scenes and twist it to spncarfucking in one's (my) head, but the real hardship is then one (me) would have to make them. A spncarfucker creator's eternal struggle. One day tho, they will be made.

Early Season Examples: 1x19- Dean trying to convince Sam to fuck a car so he wouldn't be so grumpy and repressed all the time.

1x20- Instead of John criticizing Dean over the non-existent rust on the wheels, it's for not cleaning out her tail pipe properly after use.

1x20- Instead of Sam and John fighting not over walking away from hunting, it's about John not treating the impala right and abandoning her for a younger taller truck.

2x01- John giving Sam a grocery list of things to get so John can carfuck the impala one last time before making the demon deal. Azazel calls him out on it.

4x01- Sam calmly tells Dean that he wasn't douching up the impala with the ipod jack but trying to keep her happy with toys since Dean was gone and couldn't satisfy her.

4x03- Dean discovers Mary and her parents also fucked cars and Mary talked John into trying it for the first time with a VW van, but Dean talks him into the Impala.

4x09- Sam telling Dean about the car roleplay him and Ruby did

4x14- Sam and Dean fighting over the siren, carfucking, and letting Ruby ride shotgun in the impala while Dean was dead.

4x17- Sam's confession towards the end of the ep about his dreams, but the dreams are more about watching his brother carfuck Baby more than the hunting monsters.

4x17- Zach undo's his whammy on Dean. Dean gets pissed that Zach indirectly caused him to cheat on Baby with a Prius.

5x04- Dean pissed at future!Dean for leaving Baby in ruins and not knowing who they are anymore.

5x08- Impala!Sam.

I've got so much more, but like this is long enough. But, one day I'll get to all of them. One day.

[kirathehyrulian]

#this is a man who digs sexy rules #he fucks the crack between the seat and seatback #so he can tie himself down first with those seatbelts he never uses when he's driving #also secret other option though: he likes girl on top too #so whatever convenient crack you can get at under the chassis on one of those rolley things #he just rolls on in there and gets to work #yes i have thought about this too much why do u ask? (tags via @chiisana-sukima)

personally i think he just gets right up under there and fucks the oil pan through the drain plug while shes still hot, but thats just me.

[kirathehyrulian]

Two things: • The visible heartbreak on Dean's face when Sam said that he didn't care. 💔 • And Dean's ever growing list of kinky needs. 😌

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[kirathehyrulian]

A pleathora of cursed but practical carfucking knowledge waiting to be uncovered. 📦

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[kirathehyrulian]

The terrible life of a couple of elevator carfuckers Smith totally would bang his Prius

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[kirathehyrulian]

🔥🚘spncarfuckersweek4 coming 6/10-14/2024.🚘🔥

"Bad Day" by Daniel Powter plays as Sam walks away.

Also I looked up the original paints for the 1967 impala and saw 9300 Tuxedo Black AA. The more you know.🌠

Oh, and happy birthday Sam Winchester🧡

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[kirathehyrulian]

Dean needs an adult 😐

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[kirathehyrulian]

🔥🚘spncarfuckersweek4 coming 6/10-14/2024.🚘🔥

I keep flip flopping on whether I view this story as wincest or weirdcest. I'd like to think that the content is ambiguous enough that it could be either or if the reader has a preference. But I know mileage may vary on labels.

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[kirathehyrulian]

I feel like different impala '67 image search screenshots should be edited over every computer screen in SPN now.

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[kirathehyrulian]

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car….it's so intimate….turning [her] on…. [source]

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[kirathehyrulian]

Elevator Carfuckers Round 2.

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[kirathehyrulian]

Poor Conflicted Horny!Dean

This episode is so rich for carfucking. And I haven't even gotten to the competing part yet.

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