#spncarfuckersweek hiatus

[kirathehyrulian]

Poor Bobby.

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I've been craving the chaos that is spncarfuckersweek. So I decided to give in and make some edits to tide me over till next year's event.

[kirathehyrulian]

#this is a man who digs sexy rules #he fucks the crack between the seat and seatback #so he can tie himself down first with those seatbelts he never uses when he's driving #also secret other option though: he likes girl on top too #so whatever convenient crack you can get at under the chassis on one of those rolley things #he just rolls on in there and gets to work #yes i have thought about this too much why do u ask? (tags via @chiisana-sukima)

personally i think he just gets right up under there and fucks the oil pan through the drain plug while shes still hot, but thats just me.

[kirathehyrulian]

The terrible life of a couple of elevator carfuckers Smith totally would bang his Prius

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[kirathehyrulian]

🔥🚘spncarfuckersweek4 coming 6/10-14/2024.🚘🔥

"Bad Day" by Daniel Powter plays as Sam walks away.

Also I looked up the original paints for the 1967 impala and saw 9300 Tuxedo Black AA. The more you know.🌠

Oh, and happy birthday Sam Winchester🧡

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[kirathehyrulian]

🔥🚘spncarfuckersweek4 coming 6/10-14/2024.🚘🔥

I keep flip flopping on whether I view this story as wincest or weirdcest. I'd like to think that the content is ambiguous enough that it could be either or if the reader has a preference. But I know mileage may vary on labels.

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[kirathehyrulian]

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car….it's so intimate….turning [her] on…. [source]

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[kirathehyrulian]

Elevator Carfuckers Round 2.

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[kirathehyrulian]

Poor Conflicted Horny!Dean

This episode is so rich for carfucking. And I haven't even gotten to the competing part yet.

[part 1]

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[kirathehyrulian]

Just saw a post about Sam zapping himself in 6x16 and now I'm having thoughts about Sam having really kinky, really ill-advised electroplay with Baby and jumper cables. In fact, I just watched the part of the episode when it occurred, and Dean volunteered pretty fast.... Yeah, they've both had really kinky Wednesday nights with the impala. No doubt.

Also I wonder if Sam can drink motor oil like he can demon blood...

I'm so glad Sam and Dean are fictional characters.🖤

[kirathehyrulian]

Sammy always comes back.

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[kirathehyrulian]

Warming up before the up coming spncarfuckersweek4 during 6/10-14/2024.

Before making this comic, I thought motor oil was always black. But, no, it's normally a yellow or amber coming out of the bottle and gets darker as it ages.

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[kirathehyrulian]

Not Dean throwing a bucket's worth of water to soak the Impala on a sweltering summer day just so he can watch the initial sizzle and drip off her body.

[kirathehyrulian]

I'm sorry Dean. Heaven limited carfuckin' to memories only😔

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[kirathehyrulian]

Smooth Sam. Smooth.

[Part 2]

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[kirathehyrulian]

I have so many spncarfucking comic ideas, it's a blessing and a curse. It's so hilariously easy for one (me) to take spn's original dialogue and scenes and twist it to spncarfucking in one's (my) head, but the real hardship is then one (me) would have to make them. A spncarfucker creator's eternal struggle. One day tho, they will be made.

Early Season Examples: 1x19- Dean trying to convince Sam to fuck a car so he wouldn't be so grumpy and repressed all the time.

1x20- Instead of John criticizing Dean over the non-existent rust on the wheels, it's for not cleaning out her tail pipe properly after use.

1x20- Instead of Sam and John fighting not over walking away from hunting, it's about John not treating the impala right and abandoning her for a younger taller truck.

2x01- John giving Sam a grocery list of things to get so John can carfuck the impala one last time before making the demon deal. Azazel calls him out on it.

4x01- Sam calmly tells Dean that he wasn't douching up the impala with the ipod jack but trying to keep her happy with toys since Dean was gone and couldn't satisfy her.

4x03- Dean discovers Mary and her parents also fucked cars and Mary talked John into trying it for the first time with a VW van, but Dean talks him into the Impala.

4x09- Sam telling Dean about the car roleplay him and Ruby did

4x14- Sam and Dean fighting over the siren, carfucking, and letting Ruby ride shotgun in the impala while Dean was dead.

4x17- Sam's confession towards the end of the ep about his dreams, but the dreams are more about watching his brother carfuck Baby more than the hunting monsters.

4x17- Zach undo's his whammy on Dean. Dean gets pissed that Zach indirectly caused him to cheat on Baby with a Prius.

5x04- Dean pissed at future!Dean for leaving Baby in ruins and not knowing who they are anymore.

5x08- Impala!Sam.

I've got so much more, but like this is long enough. But, one day I'll get to all of them. One day.

[kirathehyrulian]

Imagine being paid to get off to watching Sam **** a car.🔥

[Part 2]

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