#spn mpreg rewrite

[zorilleerrant]

WIP Game

Rules: In a new post, list the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it!

(I'm doing my notes on my phone because I haven't organized my computer yet. I was trying to work on it but I got distracted by Steamboat Willie okay)

(warning: there's a lot. this goes back years)

DW fic ideas

Travelers Carrie - protocol alpha

Yuletide: Midnight Mass

Yuletide: Travelers

???

Master & Mickey

How to queer an apple

Barbie cinematic parallels

Icarus

Yuletide: Spirit World

Yuletide: Avenue 5

Yuletide: Khaos Komix

Dream blue goo

Yuletide: Only Murders

Yuletide: Monkey Prince

Red Text

Gain Infinite dramatic irony with this one easy trick! Audiences love to hate him

Yuletide: Stargirl

Yuletide: October Daye

Yuletide: Usher

Yuletide: Song of the Lioness

Yuletide: Harlivy

Yuletide: D'vana/T'Lyn

A poem

Exchampion fixer

Omegaverse Tim

Grimm

Goncharov

Jaytim pregnancy

Exploding Baby

Carry on

Billy & Theo

Danny Constantine

Jason Swap

Children under ten must be accompanied by monkeys

New Note

Bundtgate

Dick time travel

Read

Battiest season

Frederick the Frog

Godcoffee

spn charmed

CoBro Ben Glenroy

Dick/Garth identity

Xanthippe

Laura & Gerard

Bingo

That's the way the cookie crumbles

Memory Wipe

Ric & Dami

Gordyverse

Psychotic Dick

A Bet's A Bet

Xanthe/Cass

Billy and Constantine

Black Adam, Jason Robin rewrite version

Clockwork balcony

Three

Monkey 12

Dream about ghosts

Jasonfam beyond

Therapist

Monky busy other history

Monky busy Lori convo

Monky busy Dami convo

Snarry time travel

important dc characters

Val Yor

People keep asking me if I've ever met Black Captain America. I have!

All the Company Equipment

Ric & Dami

Kamala and Minhkoa

Smallville Confidant Lex

Batfam beyond

420

Timber Robin suit

Other Damian

TimBer

There's this legend, among my people.

The Prince and the Guard

Clex

Lex

Evil twin

Baby Jason

N

Pizza guy

Kara/Alex

Wait, this thing is powered by magic?

Starman

Hogwarts trans student union

DC Covenant

Batman Dynasty

Aboveboard

Who the hell is oz

Harley and rats

DeltFall

Peter

Sterek

Necromancer Danny

Failure. Retry?

Survey of Doom

Freely given

Wizardbot

Magicians

Monkeyland

Monkeyland 2

Sandman

Family Dinner

no capes billy

deaged Jason

when she smiles

joker junior

Terry

In the case of Caroline Hill

Magicians

Castle

Fake dating

Quentin harem

You're drunk Patricia go home

Kate and Katie destroy the world

Monkey crossing

Annabeth medusa

Qaf

Dark knights of superbat

Kryptonian sex ed

Jon coming out

Graysons live

Gotham soulmates

Dick time travel

MCU Jason

Della

Fetch a pail

Draco mpreg

Harleycest

Sylvester Lance

Green Dye

Yelena

Pennyworth

Wolfdog

Sexy werewolves

who you really are

Xanthippe

Paige Tico

Lost prince of winter

Dav-el

Love Story

Spike

Master

Sparkles Mcvillain

Even More Bones

some of them have more to them than others! I tried to skip the ones I already posted but I think a couple of these are finished things I just never published anywhere

[astermacguffin]

Okay. I warn y'all that this is very much a Poast™. This is another one of Those Poasts™. You have been warned.

I very much blame (affectionate) @autisticandroids for this, since this is pretty much me trying to combine as many concepts as possible from the #mpregpocalypse tag.

In this au, Cas is pretty much just collecting babies left and right. The following stuff are all simultaneously true in this spn mpreg rewrite:

- Cas absorbs the deanlisa baby and carries the child himself. This is his first pregnancy. This is also the most "monstrous" of his children because of the godstiel stuff and the leviathans.

- For maximum effect, I don't want Cas to give birth just yet. I want Benny to see Cas with the baby bump and put the dots together in his head. I want Cas to give birth alone, after Dean and Benny already went through the rift. I want Naomi to take Cas out of purgatory and leave his child alone there. I want Cas to grieve for the loss of his child when he remembers. (We'll go back to this in the future.)

- Dean fucks Casifer at one point and impregnates Cas' body. (I mean, with Casifer peeling off his layers and thotting up the place while in the bunker? Not surprising tbh.) NOTE. I wanna be clear with something: this baby is Dean and Lucifer's nephil. I mean, biologically it's a Destiel baby, but with Cas' grace growing weaker and him being possessed by Lucifer, in terms of grace this is pretty much Lucifer's nephil. (But also not??? Because what allowed the conception to happen in the first place is Cas wanting it SO BAD.)

- No one else notices the conception of this baby because Cas hides it within himself (the same way he did with the deanlisa baby) and pauses the pregnancy at will.

- When Cas meets Kelly, they are very much BOTH pregnant with Lucifer's kid. Remember that screenshot where they both look pregnant and bonding about their babies? Yeah, this is inspired by that. When Cas touches Kelly's baby bump and they like soulbond or whatever, Kelly looks at him and goes "oh you're pregnant too?"

- Cas tells him that it's Dean's child, but leaves out the Lucifer part. They already have one Lucifer nephil in danger, he doesn't need anyone else knowing this secret (especially since he hid the nature of this child so well for so long). Kelly thinks he's hiding it because of the Dean part.

- They both know Kelly's not gonna survive giving birth, so they already have a plan: Cas will transfer the pregnancy to himself when it's almost time for Jack to come out (the same way he did with the deanlisa baby). Cas is confident that he'll survive what Kelly cannot. (His hubris, of course, always tend to bite him back.) Dean, Mary, and Sam arrive just in time to see Cas pregnant and about to give birth. Kelly catches them up on the plot.

- Cas dies of childbirth due to an unexpected complication: the pregnancy transfer triggers the birth of the other child inside him, which makes him give birth to TWO children. The strength of the explosion unfortunately kills both him and Kelly, rendering Cas' sacrifice as pointless. (As much as I wanna keep Kelly alive, the point of this au is to inflict as much damage as possible)

- Lucifer and Mary still get stuck in Apocalypse world, and now Dean and Sam have to care for TWO children, one of which is Jack (who still grows quickly) and...another baby? They have no idea who the fuck this baby is until they find two videos: one made by Kelly and one by Cas (a backup plan they made just in case one or both of them don't survive).

- In the video, Cas reveals that the child is his and Dean's nephil (again, removing the Lucifer part). Dean just takes it in stride (since they had enough sex in the later seasons for it to be a genuine possibility) and takes Cas's word.

- In any other scenario, Sam would definitely be teasing Dean for impregnating Cas. But since Cas is dead and they're still grieving, he shelves this conversation for a future time. (With so much plot happening, Sam never finds the right chance and eventually just forgets it. He's just happy that he was right all along.)

- They agree to never let anyone else learn about the baby's nature, which the baby seems to understand as well, choosing to not manifest any angelic abilities. In fact, the baby internalized Cas' instructions to keep all their secrets under wraps that the kid goes selectively mute throughout the series. (I wanna see Eileen teaching ASL to the kid.)

- The two babies scenario works great for two reasons: it satisfies my "give Dean a baby" instinct (that pretty much drives my baby jack truthing) while still keeping Jack the way that he is in canon.

- Dean lets the baby rest on Cas' chest for a short while before wrapping Cas up with the curtains. Both Dean and the baby cry over the body.

- I want to give Jack as many Problems Disorders in this au. I want him to be jealous of the way Dean treats his twin (because they're pretty much twins, right? They have the same grace-father, they got birthed by the same body, so yeah).

- Dean treats the baby with as much care and love while still treating Jack like shit. Sam once calls him out on it and says "Dean, they're both Cas' children." Dean throws out an "I can hardly look at the freak" rant. Jack wakes up Cas from the Empty, yada yada.

More fucked up shit below the cut:

- I wanna keep this as close to canon as I can, so Dean would still exhibit suicidality before Tombstone. You would think that the baby would at least hinder this instinct, but he genuinely believes that he's poison and that everyone he touches dies. (And besides, Sam is good with both Jack and the baby so they won't need me anymore, right?)

- Cas comes back, and things mostly stay the same as in canon (except there's now a baby there, who honestly won't influence much of the plot until later). Dean never really apologized that much to Jack in canon (and I still hate it) but in this au, it would work perfectly. I want Jack to believe that Dean still sees him as a freak, even if he's a bit nicer now that Cas is back. (I can and will put my entire pussy into the Dean-as-John, Jack-as-Sam parallels.)

- When Jack kills Mary, Cas hides it from Dean and Sam. We're going full Torturewife on this one, folks.

- Jack's truth spell forces Cas to confess that (1) Cas hid the fact about Jack's soullessness; (2) Cas lied about Jack killing Mary, and; (3) the Destiel baby is technically a Dean/Lucifer nephil. Chaos fucking ensues.

- Dean has to confront the fact that both of the kids (HIS kids) are Lucifer's spawn.

- Chuck doesn't really care about the baby since it never manifested any powers (yet), unlike Jack (who is a genuine threat to him).

- Moriah happens, Jack dies. (And it's even more fucked up now because despite being soulless, Jack remembers all the insecurities he got from Dean. The "It's okay, I understand" line Jack says to Dean while having a gun pointed to him is sooooooo.) Rupture happens, their divorce is finalized and Cas takes custody of the baby.

- Cas having some father-child bonding with the baby as a breather between all this fucked up stuff.

- The Trap happens, they make up, and oh? Who's this person who helped Cas escape and get the flower? It's the deanlisa baby, but now grown! Together with Emma! She was thankfully found by her big sister, Emma, when she was a baby in purgatory. She had to grow up fast and now they survive together.

- After eating Eve in order to save Cas, the deanlisa child is now technically the new Mother of monsters. Dean explains the Chuck problem, so the two choose to come with them to help.

- Cas never really explained the deanlisa baby, huh? When they get back with their now grown child (and Emma, who doesn't really hold a grudge over the entire Sam killing her thing) and Cas explains, Dean is baffled but takes it in stride. I mean, they just made up! He doesn't wanna fight with him anymore and he wants the family together again!

- They make the two stay with the baby so they'll be safe in the bunker while they try to trap Chuck with the Mark of Cain spell. It fails, of course. (But hey, at least there was sibling bonding time in the bunker.)

- Billie brings back Jack and they formulate a plan (Billie doesn't go evil in this one btw.) They strengthen Jack, Jack knows that he'll be a bomb and is totally fine with it. "Maybe if I do this one good thing, Dean won't see me as a freak anymore." Remember, Jack internalized a lot of the shit Dean said.

- Cas attempts to call out the self-sacrificial bullshit and that Dean actually loves him, but Jack insists. "You would do the same! In fact, you have done the same! (In reference to the Empty deal, which still happens here btw.) I'm just learning from all of you." If there's one thing I'm obsessed about in fics, it's when Jack calls them out for learning martyrdom from team free will.

- Dean finds out about the plan and tries to talk Jack out of it. They have a heart-to-heart, Dean finally fucking apologizes for all the complexes that he's given Jack, and Jack (for the first time) finally believes that Dean doesn't see him as a monster anymore. Jack stops the process so he doesn't become a bomb (but at least he's stronger than he was before).

- They call Billie to come up with an alternative plan. She considers the options, and says an alternative plan would be harder and would require more players in the field. "As long as we don't have to sacrifice any of our loved ones anymore, we're good," Dean says. "I don't think that's an easy request, but we'll try," Billie says, giving a pointed look at Cas. (Hmmmm, wonder how this would come to play later?)

- Billie points out that the destiel baby is in fact not powerless, but is instead choosing to supress their own power. If the child can be convinced to unlock their own capabilities, then perhaps they might stand a better chance at winning.

- They spread out to gather more allies: Sam goes to Rowena, Dean goes to Michael, Billie goes to Gabriel (yes, he's alive here), and the kids stay in the bunker with Cas to try and explore each other's abilities. (Since I hated the Michael-Lucifer nonsense of 15x19, none of that happens here. Lucifer doesn't go back and Michael doesn't betray them.)

- Jack finds out that he can push out all the energy he gathered for the bomb into a one-time-use blast. They find out that the baby can apparently enhance the power of whoever they're holding. And the new Eve apparently has traces of Godstiel/Leviathan still in her after being in the womb with them. (She also spends the time catching up with Cas because they've not seen each other for years.) Emma is just vibing there, adoring her powerful younger siblings and interrogating her father's...husband? Boyfriend? Ex? (She's still confused about their status.)

- This goes just like in S11, and they go all out and attack Chuck together until he's weak enough for Death's scythe. There's one shot where the kids are just holding hands to power each other for Jack to deliver a fatal blow. Billie is just around the corner, ready for the final blow, when Cas turns to Dean.

- "Dean, I need to say something." Cue the 15x18 confession scene, except this time Dean knows about the deal now. So the moment Dean realizes what Cas is doing, he tries to stop him.

- "Stop, please stop. Don't say it, you don't have to say it." Because of course, happiness is in just being, it's in just saying it. And Dean knows what true happiness would do.

- But unfortunately, Cas has to do it. (Billie talked to him about it, and her scythe won't exactly do a clean job with something as powerful as a Chuck-Amara hybrid. I don't know when or why they fused together since the bomb plan was cancelled, but it happened here okay? Yeah. So they need something that is guaranteed to be older and greater than God or the Darkness—the Empty. Billie can only go there, but she can't summon it to be on Earth. Enter Cas' deal.)

- Cas says "I love you," Dean reciprocates, they share a final kiss, and then Billie finally reaps God. The Empty arrives to take Chuck, and Cas shares one final moment with his kids before accepting his fate.

- Billie goes to the Empty to make sure the job was done, and she finally gives the Shadow the sleep that she promised. She uses her scythe on the Shadow, because death is the final slumber. (Of course, you can't exactly kill nothingness; she only destroyed an embodiment/personification of the Empty.)

- Post-fight. They're happy because Chuck is finally defeated but also...Cas. Before they even have the chance to process what the fuck just happened, Billie is back and she has Cas with her. "I just put the Shadow into sleep, so it's not like anyone would notice," she says. The problem is that Cas is still very much asleep. (He still has some grace here btw. Maybe he's not at full angel anymore, but he's not fully human either. There wasn't a need to cut out his grace without warning.)

- Dean and the kids crowd Cas' body. The baby's touch on Cas's shoulder (which burns a mark that parallels Dean's) is what wakes him up. Reunion kiss!

- Happy ending! Michael (with Adam) goes back to heaven to fix things, and they are very much implied to be a couple. Midam rights babyyyyyy! Gabriel goes back to roaming the world and occasionally visits the kids.

- Sam and Eileen organizes a hunter's network and organizes a bunch of safety protocols and rehabilitation projects with the help of the new Eve (which most monsters obey, key word most). Oh, and Saileen definitely swings regularly with Rowena (and occasionally with Gabriel when he's around).

- Emma decides that she likes hanging out with the Wayward Sisters better (and you know what? Good for her). The new Eve decides to hang out there often as well (whenever she isn't busy with monster diplomacy or something).

- When Jack finally feels safe and peaceful enough, he reverts back to his child form. The baby, who has been selectively mute this entire time, holds their brother's face in recognition and utters their first word, which is "JACK!" Dean and Cas cry in joy over this entire exchange. (That's his twin! He missed his twin!)

- They move out of the bunker to get their own house by a lake or something. Whenever the topic of pregnancy comes up again ("Dean, when do you want another baby again?"), they can now playfully joke about it and Dean says something like "Don't steal someone else's baby again, okay? The next baby to be inside you needs to be mine." They're both stupidly horny about the subject, I hate them so much.

- Whenever there's an important event, they all celebrate it in the bunker for the extra space (because their family is, indeed, very large). END.

There's something poetic to me about the Empty being the one that beats Chuck in this mpreg rewrite because technically, the Empty is the Original Womb that gave birth to God. It it the nothingness of potential, the dark water of pregnant beginnings.

All this talk about the Empty and stuff also made me stop and think about the metaphysics of spn. The fact that the Darkness and the Empty are two distinct entities says something interesting about the metaphysical reality of spn. It doesn't treat darkness as a mere absence of light, a mere nothingness, but rather a thing/substance of its own. It's a very Manichean kind of metaphysics as opposed to a Platonic/Neoplatonic one. (Oh, St. Augustine would probably have a blast trying to unravel whatever the fuck is happening with spn.)

The fact that it's also Cas' free will that brought upon God's demise? Delicious.

(If you're still reading, congratulations for finishing my very long spn mpreg rewrite. Why did you do this to yourself tho.)

(also apologies if I didn't give a name to Jack's siblings. I haven't thought of a good name for them just yet)

[spnfanficpond]

New Members Spotlight - April - September 2022

The Pond is always growing and we want to make our new members feel welcome! Here’s a list of recent additions to our fishy family, along with a link to a work they’ve posted!

@burntsecrets - 

Evie doesn’t have a masterlist up on Tumblr, yet, but is an experienced writer on other sites and in other fandoms! She recently posted a fluffy Dean ficlet called Mother’s Intuition that everyone should check out!

@ashewintercpu - 

So far, they only have their series rewrite on their masterlist, but it’s got an interesting premise, so you should check it out! 

@spn-fanfic-reblog-writes - 

Although they haven’t been with us for very long, they’ve already become the Pond member who is MOST supportive of other writers! Their URL says it all, folks! They reblog TONS of fics, as well as writing their own! Their masterlist link is currently broken, but we did find the masterlist for a series called Blood in Heaven and Hell. Check it out and give them a boost like they’ve done for so many of the rest of us!

@jensengirl83 - 

Brandy was a member a long time ago, and has returned to the fold! We’re so glad to have back, too!! Her masterlist is broken up into Dean, Jensen, Sam, and John, so there’s a little something for Winchester lover. If you’re in the mood for some smutty Sam, go read Get Off!

@jld71​ - 

Jen is more active on Twitter than Tumblr, but she posts her stories here and you can find all of her works on AO3. Her most recent fic is a Wincest A/B/O (with mpreg) called Figure It Out As I Go that looks like it has plenty of pining angst! 

That's all for this month, folks! (If we're missing anyone, let us know and we'll add them to next month's list!) Make sure to say hi to the newbies and let them know you enjoy their stories!

[diminuel]

I’ve hit the demon Dean era in my SPN rewatch and this made me go back to reading Small Lifeforms, one of my WIPs (a demon Dean era Mpreg story) that I haven’t updated in years.

There’s a couple of things I would write differently now (just in the first chapter) but I started writing it in 2015! I don’t know if I should rewrite those parts or just leave them be. I’ll probably leave it be unless I come across something that’s really bothering me.

(For now it’s just that Cas cries a bit too much compared to how little we’ve actually seen him cry over the years. I guess I just really wanted to finally see him cry. Now that the show has satiated this desire, I can look back and think maybe shedding some tears three times in one chapter is too much *lol*.)

P.S. Also Dean says “baby” instead of “babe” when talking to Cas. I think “baby” as an endearment for a partner sounds weird now. I didn’t in 2015 but modern day!Steffi wants to change it X’D Also, modern day!Steffi would probably not include it at all when Dean prefers to use things like “buddy” and “pal” for Cas and I find the idea funny that he’d continue to do it even if they got together.

[whispering-sumire755]

WIP MEME

Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you, or interests you and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it!!

I was tagged by @clotpolesonly !!! ❀❀❀

sterek;; soulmate au bday fic

sterek;; mpreg au bday fic

sterek;; college au ssfic

sterek;; II;; when all hope’s lost

sterek;; spn au;; stiles is adam

steter;; II;; doppelgangers + kink

steter;; tt;; alpha peter, beta stiles

steter;; tt;; apocalypse jailbreak

steter;; tt;; banshee-spark

sterek;; II;; dead stiles

mb gen;; tt;; peter tags along

steter;; tt;; mpreg

steter;; tt;; truth serum + animals

sterek;; torture aftermath

steter;; tt;; scars + assassin stiles

stetopher

laurydia

sterek;; tt;; necromancy

steter;; tt;; bamf stiles

skittles;; jax is being weird

i was... bored

sky high rewrite

skittles;; tt;; the kids are alright

steter;; tt;; married-divorced

mb gen;; tt;; scott gets turned into a cat

steter;; fem!stiles

harry potter;; tt;; hen and riddle

harry potter;; tt;; hen and sirius

steter;; tt;; magic remix

sterek;; II;; vampires, djinn, ptsd

steter;; tt;; is he a changeling

harry potter;; there were twins

Sooooo, that was a lot, lol (and let it be known, I just recently amnesty’ed a buncha fics trying to clean my WIP folder out... heh.) Annnyyyywayyyy, I’m tagging, uhm (and know you absolutely do not have to respond if you don’t want to, no pressure at all, and I love all of you!), @allourheroes , @jennoasis , @anefan , @nyxelestia (were you already tagged? I have a feeling you were, but I can’t remember), @princeescaluswords , @novkat21 , @tabbytabbytabby , @novemberhush .... and, uhhh, I don’t know who else? if this inspires you to do the thing, feel free to tag me? (and then I’ll know to tag you next time, lol, xoxoxo)

[autisticandroids]

#honored to know that i say Words that haunt other people's minds#spn#mpregpocalypse#anyways. there's a horrifying implication in my spn mpreg rewrite by emphasizing cas' hunger and fertility at the same time:#the idea that his womb is hungry in and of itself. that it would seek to fill its emptiness if necessary#which can either mean baby stealing or just thotting it up. this is not an exclusive 'or'.

yeah like. metaphorically speaking at least. he wants to be made empty of himself and filled with someone else. that's why i was thinking about this quote.

My ultimate Cas thesis is this: "Cas is a mouth, he is a stomach, but ultimately, he is a womb." I think it makes sense that a being of infinite hunger is also a being of infinite fertility. He is empty (and therefore simultaneously hungry/fertile) by virtue of being the Abstracted Gaze, the stand-in for the viewer.

from this post by @astermacguffin. quotes that i think about constantly always.

[astermacguffin]

I've never really understood the mechanics of Sam's Hell Trauma, specifically on how Cas "transferred" it to himself in Born Again Identity. Like, Sam clearly still remembers what happened to him in the Cage (since they do get referenced/alluded to in later seasons with regards to his interactions with Lucifer), so what Cas seemed to have absorbed is only the hallucinations and the "metaphysical trauma" inflicted on Sam.

The question then becomes: "What's causing this metaphysical trauma?" My headcanon is that Lucifer's leftover grace has been marinating within Sam this entire time. Since angels are beings of intent and Lucifer very much bears malice towards Sam, this leftover grace has exacerbated the metaphysical damage to his soul.

I like this interpretation because it has evidential support from canon (angels do leave some grace within the vessels they occupy), plus it explains why Castiel, an angel, could be similarly affected by human trauma (because it's not normal trauma, and the archangel grace overpowers his own grace).

I also like how this interpretation colors so much of Cas' interactions with other entities in the future:

Meg feels gravitated towards Cas for some reason that she cannot explain. She feels relieved when she discovers the thing about Lucifer's grace, because she very much prefers that explanation over the alternative: that she's starting to feel affection towards Cas (which is totally what's happening, but she'll stick with the plausible deniability, thank you very much).

Hester's "You have Fallen in every way imaginable" holds so much more weight when you consider the fact that Cas is tainted by the grace of the Fallen One. Actually, all of the Castiel-Lucifer parallels get bass boosted by this interpretation.

Lucifer later makes a quip about it when he reveals himself possessing Cas, like how the vessel somehow "recognizes" him, maybe even welcomed him. Something with Lucifer trying to blame Sam about the fact that Cas' body was a viable vessel because of the trauma transfer.

The label "God's favorite" is used in S11 interchangeably to refer to either Castiel or Lucifer. Amara torturing Casifer and calling him the said label would blur the lines even better.

Cas taking custody of Jack becomes simultaneously hilarious and thematically potent. Cas would totally taunt Lucifer with it, citing that he "technically shares grace with Jack" and can therefore be justifiably called his grace-father as well.

This interpretation is also pivotal in the S14 AU in my head where Cas gives up his grace to heal Jack. Tainted by the tiniest bit of archangel grace, it technically works. This does two things: (1) it makes Cas human and invalidates the Empty deal, and (2) it avoids the need for Jack to burn off his soul, thereby preventing the chaos of S15.

[astermacguffin]

Not sure if I hallucinated this or not but I have a distinct memory of seeing a gifset of "lily sunder has some regrets" where dean helps cas get off the couch and the tags fucking said: "hes pregnant <3". Don't care if it's a real memory because it still haunts me to this day

[astermacguffin]

Me and @autisticandroids were having a back-and-forth the other day about Cas, Jack, and Kelly. And the most intense tonal shift happened in the middle of it. I wanted to share it, so I took our concepts and ran with it:

Cas suggests that he possess Kelly during her labor to help her survive.

They succeed, and both Jack & Kelly are safe and healthy. (Jack still grows up fast like in canon btw)

HOWEVER, Cas can't go back to his body because there's no soul in there to consent. (I know that Cas' body is technically his and not Jimmy's anymore but indulge the idea for a second.)

Kelly and TFW now pass Cas around while they raise Jack. They have schedules for "possession duties" and everything while they look for a way to bring Cas back to his body.

We can go insane about the Cas-possessing-Dean scenario for another time but the important thing here is Kelly.

I don't know who initiates it, but Dean and Cas DO have sex while the latter is in Kelly's body. (Kelly is okay with it because frankly she simply CANNOT stand the longing and shit. Actually I think it would be funny if KELLY initiates it.)

Before they know it, they have another nephil to deal with. (Except this time it's not an apocalyptic threat because it's sired by a powered-down seraph instead of an archangel. No one in heaven even notices its conception.)

Kelly!Cas gives birth, AGAIN. Jack now has a little brother ❤️ (we haven't decided on a name yet. He grows slower than Jack but he tries his best to catch up to his big bro)

They find a way to bring Cas back to his body.

Most of the canon plot unfolds the same except there's an extra child there and also Mary is there because we said so. Dean also exhibits less toxic behavior towards Jack because Kelly, Mary, and Cas are there to call him out on his shit.

The SPICY things start to happen when Jack ends up accidentally killing both Kelly and Mary. He still loses his soul btw

To those familiar with my spn mpreg rewrite, y'all know that I love giving Jack siblings in order to like. Mess him up more.

Dean definitely treats Jack's baby brother waaaaayyyy better than him. This of course gives Jack soooo many problems disorders.

Think of Jack and his lil bro as the reversal of Dean and Sam's dynamic. (You might see where we're going with this.)

Okay. Imagine how diabolical "Jack in the Box" is when they lock up Jack in front of a young and gullible child. It adds to Dean and Sam's credibility (like. Jack goes: they wouldn't betray me in front of my little brother right?)

Okay. Imagine the kid overhearing the adults arguing about the gun. Imagine Dean looking at the kid and having something click in his head.

A nephil cannot survive without its grace, but it CAN survive without a soul. If the Equalizer carves out a piece of the shooter's soul, then if the shooter is a nephil...

Imagine Dean talking to the kid privately and handing him the gun. "You have to kill Jack. That's not your big brother anymore." Imagine a father who doesn't have the guts to shoot his own son, so he leaves the task to his other son.

Imagine Chuck enjoying all of this unfold. Hey, if he can't get his Cain and Abel story from Dean and Sam, he might as well get it from the young ones.

Imagine a little boy looking up at his big brother, his eyes wet and his hands trembling as he's pointing the gun at Jack.

Imagine Jack kneeling so that he's eye level with his little brother. Imagine him saying: "I understand."

Imagine if Cas named the kid Dean Jr. so that in the end, it's still "Dean" who ends up shooting Jack. Who ever said that "Abraham and Isaac" and "Cain and Abel" had to be separate stories?

(Besides, if Dean ever did kill Sam, then he would be killing both a brother and a son. The two stories have always entangled in the show.)

Imagine the three arriving at the cemetery a bit too late.

Imagine if two bullets were fired that day. (If the gun kills both target and user, then what happens when those two are the same?)

Imagine if they have to mourn not one, but two sons that day.

Imagine Cas having no one left for him.

Anyways, when I said my brain only has two modes ("How do I fix this?" vs. "How do i make this Worse?"), this is what I meant lol. From a "haha what if cas had to cohabitate with kelly for a while" to "hey what if we make cas mourn two sons" real quick

[astermacguffin]

Love how much this summarizes my entire spn mpreg rewrite that I feverishly wrote in one sitting the other day. There are three important motivations behind that entire Poast™:

1. I asked myself "How can I make spn as awful as I can and still be better than canon?" Hence, the "mpreg saves the day" au.

2. I want to live up with my title as an @autisticandroids scholar. When I say "I wanna study you" to someone, I commit to it. Like. I definitely did the reading. Godstiel scholars of some renown only work in mysterious ways to you. I get it tho. If you browse my published works, you'll see how most of them are expansions from other people's posts. I do make original posts, but I often function more as a secondary scholar who reacts to fandom literature.

Think of how academics/philosophers build on the works of their predecessors and contemporaries (like how Lacan went beyond Freud, or how Deleuze expanded on Nietzsche and Spinoza).

Notable examples:

- The eucharist meta

- The spn mpreg rewrite (linked above)

- The "angels as psychoanalytic subjects" meta

- The amv intertextuality post

- spn tumblr linking habits and the quasi-transformative nature of referencing

- The consumenatural quartet post

- The metaphysics of Down to Agincourt

- The evil deancas categorization post

3. My ultimate Cas thesis is this: "Cas is a mouth, he is a stomach, but ultimately, he is a womb." I think it makes sense that a being of infinite hunger is also a being of infinite fertility. He is empty (and therefore simultaneously hungry/fertile) by virtue of being the Abstracted Gaze, the stand-in for the viewer.

I also think of the Empty as the Original Womb that "gave birth" to Light/Darkness (a cosmology that I think has both Manichean and gnostic undertones). Cas being touched by the Empty and defeating it through his own womb honestly sounds very metal to me.

Anyway. I forgot the point of this post lol. Mpreg saves the day i guess

[astermacguffin]

Wait what if misha's a meta writer here. Do you think he saw my eucharist meta? What if he reblogged my mpreg rewrite of spn lol

[astermacguffin]

*opens tumblr*

*sees my spn mpreg rewrite circulating again*

Wh. What is happening.