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[123passwort]

😄 Dean leaving the gas station like

Awesome story for an awesome prompt!

Hey could I please request headcanons for how Dean would react to reader texting him "she's busy" as a joke, yk kind of like

Dean: Hey baby

Reader: She's busy

I really hope this makes sense and isn't so confusing 😭😭

Ooh I think I know what you mean. 😏

Pairing: Dean Winchester x F. Reader Word Count: 850

Imagine: Texting Dean when he's on a hunt.

Once again, Dean sighed while he waited on his brother.

They were stopped at a 7-Eleven gas station after a hunt, but Dean had long ago filled up Baby's tank. Sam was inside, grabbing a few snacks for the road tomorrow. Supposedly.

Dean fished out his phone from his pocket and texted him.

Hey, Driving Miss Daisy. You good in there?

A couple of minutes later, Sam responded.

Yeah, just getting a few things.

Dean rolled his eyes. Right.

For half an hour? What, you taking a shit or something?

Sam's response was testy, just as Dean predicted.

Dean, give me a minute. Jesus.

Dean sighed, with a roll of his eyes. He scrolled back into his texts and found your name. He was a couple of states over from Lawrence, but still within the same timezone. You should still be awake back at the bunker.

He decided he wanted to hear your voice, let you know that he and Sam were going to catch one more night of rest here at the motel before they made the long drive back home.

But...you didn't answer when he called.

Weird. You were typically a night owl, either watching something or plugging away at your laptop. He tried texting you instead.

Hey, baby. You up?

He eventually saw the three gray dots pop up. You were typing...

She's busy.

Dean frowned. What the hell?

Had you invited someone over? Like Jody or Donna?

But neither of them would've replied like that...so he texted back.

Stop messing around.

Dean tried calling you again, but it went directly to voicemail this time. In came another text from "you."

She'll call you back, dude.

Dean's jaw ticked with annoyance. And despite himself, unease began to creep in and churn his stomach.

What the fuck is this?

She's in the shower. I'll tell her to call you back, no worries.

All right. WHO is this?

Ooh, are you the boyfriend? Yikes lol.

A deep, slow breath made it through Dean's nose. He closed his eyes, counted to ten, reminded himself that he did, in fact, love you.

Then he responded.

Babe, if you don't call me in the next 30 seconds, there's gonna be hell to pay when I get home.

Dean checked his watch and actually counted. About ten seconds passed before his phone rang with an incoming call...from you. He answered.

"Promise?" came your teasing voice. When it ended on a giggle, Dean rolled his eyes and rested his head back on the seat. He blew out a frustrated breath.

"Oh, trust and believe. You're gonna fuckin' get it this time," he said, though his lips curved on a reluctant smirk. You full on laughed at him then.

"You make it too easy," you replied.

He knew this. It wasn't the first time you'd teased him, and he knew it wouldn't be the last.

Still, he couldn't help being a bit irritated this time.

"You know, how would you like it if I did that to you?" he asked. "Wouldn't be so fucking funny then, would it?"

"...Okay. You're right. I'm sorry, baby," came your more contrite voice. But he could still hear your smile. Could imagine the way you might soothe a hand along his arm, if you were here.

"How about I make it up to you?" you offered.

That worked a slow smirk onto his face. "Yeah? What did you have in mind?"

For the next few minutes, you purred into his ear about all the things you'd been thinking of while he was gone. Daydreaming about the talents of his hands, lips, and tongue.

In particular, you reminded him about a certain birthday wish that he still hadn't claimed from a couple weeks ago, when he and Sam got wind of this hunt.

Two weeks really was too damn long, in your opinion. (He agreed with you.)

Now with a half-straining bulge in his jeans, Dean licked his lips and tightened his hand on the leather wheel of the car.

"All right. Sounds like a plan to me, sweetheart," he said, deceptively breezy. As if you'd just told him you planned to make tacos for dinner.

"When are you getting home?" you asked.

He heard the tone of your voice, like black silk. It sent a tendril of heat down his spine, raising the hairs on his forearms.

"Tonight," Dean said. Deeper, a note of gravel in his words. "I'll see you tonight."

"Good." Once again, he heard the smile in your voice. "I love you."

He sighed, and raised a hand to card through his hair.

"Love you too...even though you play too fucking much," he muttered the latter bit.

Your laughter once again reached his ears, reluctantly making him smile.

He hung up with you just before Sam finally opened the passenger seat door and climbed in with two hefty grocery bags. Did he do a whole damn shopping spree in there?

...Whatever. Dean shook his head and started the car.

"Change of plan," he said. "We're heading home."

"What? Thought we were gonna catch a few hours of sleep. It's a long drive, Dean," Sam said, earning his brother's gaze.

"Yeah, well, you'll live," Dean snarked. A more devious grin spread across his face. "I've got a date."

And she's about to get punished.

The Impala's tires screeched as Dean pulled out of the parking lot and onto the main road.

AN: Ha! This one was fun. 😘 Thanks for the prompt!

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[beansprean]

@transgodstiel's post put me in a headlock until i drew this lmao

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Shoulders up of Cas and Dean, Dean's back mostly turned toward the viewer. Cas places a hand on Dean's shoulder and leans in to casually kiss him, much to Dean's shock. 2. Repeat. Dean, flushed and wide-eyed, pushes Cas gently back by the shoulder and stares at him, stammering, "Woah! Cas, uh, what-?" Cas stands there staring into space as if shocked by his own actions, face turning as red as Dean's as he frantically thinks. 3. Repeat. Cas looks away, flustered, and holds up two fingers between them. A glowing blue orb forms behind his hand with a 'zap!' and Dean's head snaps back, face blank. 4. Shoulders up of Castiel, hunched and ashamed and red-faced, glancing over as a frantic and perplexed Sam comes into frame on his other side. He fans out his massive hands and explains, "Cas, you can't just wipe someone's memory because you're embarrassed!" 5. Repeat. Castiel's expression turns irritated and he turns his eyes away from Sam, reaching over his shoulder with two fingers pointed toward him. A glowing blue orb forms behind his hand with a 'zap!' and Sam's head snaps back, face blank. /end ID

[ducktalk]

[thursdaythen]

Three Cowboys

[girlboysam]

every day i wake up and miss sam’s emo-girl computer stickers

[angel-derangement]

for the first time, I feel…

[superwowvibes]

so recently i turned 23 and i decided to watch supernatural. all of it. i'm currently on season 9 and i'd like to make the public announcement that i officially declare myself a destiel girly too like how could i not

[mjulmjul]

idling angel

[naughtystiel]

such a mess, why would i want to watch you?

what's your rush now? everyone will have their day to die

[mirroredmoons]

supernatural x the onion headlines

[beansprean]

happy hellerween

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ID: 1. Waist up of Dean laying shirtless on his back in bed, an indistinct person straddling him and looking down at him with concern. Dean holds his hands palm-up in defense with a slightly confused frown and says, in the form of a screenshot of a tweet by ivysaurs, "of course i have a praise kink i was ignored as a child."

2. Waist up of Sam and Cas, who is drunk and leaning aggressively into Sam's space, one hand gripping Sam's bicep and the other pointing a finger in his face. Cas says, in the form of a screenshot of a tumblr post by @whitehairedanimeboyfriend, "'I fucked your mom this' 'I have sex with your dad that' well I have a weird and homoerotic relationship with your hot older brother and he got lost in my eyes over our jumbo pizza slices and forgot to pick you up after soccer practice. it's raining and you're devastated btw." Sam leans back and holds his hands up in defense, expression shocked and incredulous. /end ID

[phrysic]

hopppping on the trend

[impala1026]

collection of my favorite sammy ahegao faces <3

[sammygender]

sam and dean at 8 and 12

sam and dean at 10 and 14

sam and dean at 12 and 16

sam and dean at 14 and 18

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: There are three images. The first one is similar to a title card and shows a screenshot froom the show supernatural. Dean and Castiel stand facing each other. The screenshot is faded and superimposed with a blue background from a news show. In the front is a logo which says 'Destiel News Channel'. The second is a screenshot of Castiel from the same confession scene. At the bottom is a newsticker with a headline which reads 'WGA deal reached' and a subline which says 'prepare for the second coming of Destiel!'. The third image is a screenshot of Dean from the same scene edited so that a text looking like subtitles spells out 'I love you'. /End ID]

[lesspopped]

unintentional subtext is not queerbaiting. intentional subtext is not queerbaiting. queercoding is not queerbaiting. queer themes are not queerbaiting. queer themes in works by cishet creators are still not queerbaiting. writers of any gender identity/sexual orientation seeing fans pick up on queer themes and intentionally playing up those themes as much as they can get away with are not queerbaiting. chemistry between actors is not queerbaiting. chemistry between actors who then decide it’s more interesting that way and lean into it is not queerbaiting. a real cishet person behaving in ways that do not perfectly and completely fit with your idea of what cishet people of their gender are supposed to be is not queerbaiting. I am going to scream