#splort

[crazygnomenclature]

I met Kelsey at a Pride function in Newark and I knew she was perfect for the role. I asked if she could do a Minnesotan accent. "I better," she responded, "I'm from Duluth." /s

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[zwoobylewd]

just messin around

[calderawizard]

DASEBALL SEASON 6: PREPERATIONS BEGINS TOMORROW

If you liked Blaseball, or the idea of getting obsessed with fictional sports that also have a plot and the risk of death, join now

Last season there was a data leak plague thingy? But everyone is all patched up now :) (except for Rey Scandal and Samara Weaving)

Join us it's fun and kinda in the beginning stages so it's a great time to join. Here's the link to the website, the link to the discord is on that page.

https://daseball.netlify.app/

[pey-up]

why are you so short

Stans shorter than me!!!!! Go bully them instead of me!!

[mango0o0o0os]

I wanted to draw my new shoes

[technofinch]

do you remember how we used to run...

[spiidey-man]

I...I had an idea —

(Probably stole the flowers from a near by bouquet shop <3 , accept them plz : "] )

( og pic —> https://ibb.co/Rj3QdR3 wish I can credit the artist.. )

[ltgore]

its just you and me babay and lieutenant le vesconte who is watching . staring. staring into our souls

Hello Henry!

I'm back from my little 18 mile excursion without anything terrible happening at all! Or, at least, nothing to lose one's head over, haha!

I do hope that nothing bad has happened here in my absence!

xxx

-Lt. Fairholme

i ATHOUGHR YOU WERE DEAD JAMES we can talk tomrorw ive had a christforsaken long day . i hope youre well ive missed your company. ish. more like ive 😏 missed havin help around here . bein the only lieutenant— ive . i... i wonder if mr. gore has returned

[fisheito]

My favourite fantasy lately is Kuya kidnapping Eiden and bringing him to a house in the woods to punish him for endangering himself during some adventure. Kuya keeps Eiden in bondage and constantly on edge, teasing and denying him. And Eiden just takes it without asking to be let out, allowing Kuya to vent his fear and frustration, because he's nice like that.

But, at some point, even the strongest little soldiers break, and just when Eiden is about to shatter from all the stress and Kuya's oppressive anxiety, Quincy comes for the rescue. He's the only one who managed to find that little wooden shack in the middle of nowhere (you know, because Kuya's allowed him to), and he comes in and persuades Kuya to relent.

Kuya hasn't even given Eiden any dick in all the (three? four?) days they've been at it, so serious he was about the discipline aspect!

Eiden cries when Kuya finally fucks him, and Quincy makes him spill

this just reminds me of Billowing Wildfire Kuya R2 where eiden saID sO HImself

i would not be surprised if kuya went full speed into an evil edging hostage situation because he doesn't know how to process eiden's mortality

[blaseballbrainrot]

a short comic about memories of lost friends

[stumpios]

[fitzselfships]

[zwoobylewd]

Ganbare, Soundwave!

[eatspiderss]

Anotha Spot post because I'm actually here to spread Nelward propaganda go listen to Eat Your Dreams by Nelward or anything by Nelward (also this song fits him very well maybe I'll post my lyric breakdown)

[raptorrobot]

the spit :)

[doctorwhoisadhd]

blaseball was like if house of leaves was a sport