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not to be that person but fuck
n don’t get me wrong I love smut as much as the next person but I cannot stand meaningless smut. With no substance just mindless sex with no passion or any ounce of affection attached to it. No buildup, no pining, no tension so thick it’s palpable no “fuck why are these jeans glued on” no “clumsiness or characters being awkward because sex is awkward sometimes and intimidating” no characterisation, character development or poking fun in a lighthearted way because
“dino boxers really?”
the way they’d be so unapologetic about it too maybe not even vocal but the look that fucking look that screams “yeah? n what you’re gonna do about it?” or maybe they’re flustered but that’s hot either way because it’s them, it’s their quirk
It’s the little details
The vulnerability? The insecurities—trying something new but being afraid to cross or plunge into unknown territories
but it’s their touch—guidance—that unspoken “you’re safe with me”
Subtle hotness/intimacy man
But yeah sex sells. Let’s be real. It’s a cheap way to get views especially when not mindful of how characters would react in such situations
#ellie williams x reader#ellie x reader#ellie williams imagine#tlou ellie#that girl smokes an expired old joint ONCE and y’all think she’s some kind of sex God😭#no but she would in fact wear dino boxers#I don’t think Ellie would engage in random hook up culture either bro she’s a LOSER LESBIAN#shes the queen of self deprecation needs encouragement or social cues before making the first move aka weed scene#only then does all HELL break lose#no but the way Dina pulled away for a split sec…mid making out bc she just ignited a beast
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so I finished side order recently
#splatoon#pearl houzuki#agent 8#marina ida#acht mizuta#my stuff#inktober piece 2 :)#shoutout to my brother who reminded me i could replay the credits whenever because i had to get some extra refs for eight's model#and saved me from having to slog up the tower again#now if only splatoon could do that for every cutscene eh. please#i want to relive a lot of cutscenes and youre killing me for it splatoon#anyway did you know splatoon's official art has. well it wildly varies from piece to piece#they all follow like a very loose guidelines but also they all split off into their own things half the time#me with seven tabs of art trying to figure out if i want to do lines to separate pearl's fingers: so this one has lines but this one doesnt#'this one isnt relevant to this issue all fingers are splayed'#so in the end i just did whatever i wanted. i think that's a core tenet of art. do whatever you want. forever#also spent an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out what was etched into marina's headphones#im 98% sure it is the off the hook logo. but nothing save from booting up splatoon and checking myself would say for sure#and i didnt wanna boot up splatoon cause if i did then id inevitably be down a couple hours because 'oh well im here already. one run maybe'#but regardless!! im proud of how this came out even if i was supposed to have finished two days ago to keep with my schedule#especially the bg :) i think i did really good on that.#and eight's little smile i think thats the charm point of the whole piece and it took me about ten drafts to get it properly#i think i did good on that too.#im so enamored with splatoon rn help
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There was a time when they were little when Harry, Uma, Mal, and Jay were like the original core four right? Idk why this is so interesting to me but I want a whole chronicle of movies about it thank you.
#their dynamic had to of been so interesting#nobody can change my mind#also like the split after the shrimpy incident#tea and shade#i need more info#i could be wrong but like judging by the books this had to of been a thing#like the four of their friendship?#even if it's totally not true I still love it#harry hook#uma descendants#mal descendants#jay descendants
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i was a little worried about accruing enough approval for the romances since im not micromanaging it this time but literally the first time back at the estate isabela's waiting there like if we don't fuck right now im going to start biting people
#that's my wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#god i love you isabela dragonage#idr exactly how it plays out like if she gets cagey right away when u bring up feelings or if she only splits after the end of the act#but im going to take this to mean they're hooking up thru all of act 2#isabela#da2#pax hawke#my ocs#talkin#dragon age
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Sooo….If Hook is rlly in his Batman era


Y know… you can’t have Batman w out Joker😁😁😁😁😁


#PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE#GIVE ME THAT TOXIC CODEPENDENCY BATJOKES HAS AND PUT IT ON HOOKHAUSEN#AND DONT EVEN SPLIT THEM#JUST HAVE THE FUCKING WRECK OTHER PPLS LIVES#WALL ALSO RUINING THEIR OWN IN THE RPOCESS BY BEING TOGETHER#I JUST WANT HEEL HOOKHAUSEN TBH#I JUST DESPERATELY NEED IT#danhausen#donovan danhausen#love that danhausen#send hook#730 hook#handsome devil hook#hook aew#aew#all elite wrestling#DONT Split them
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shiv is not the kind of person who can tolerate being unsatisfied, ie the exact thing she laid out on her wedding night to tom: "i'm not a good fit for a monogamous marriage" (at least not when it's to him), but she also feels bad about this because she wants to be in an honest relationship, and pretty much can't because no one who would be okay with what she wants would also be someone she can find any stability with. she was definitely trying very hard, in the months between proposal and wedding, to find the middle ground where she starts dropping hints and making it clearer where she stands without outright saying so, like just enough to feel less like she's outright decieving tom, and also to not drive tom away. i feel like her ideal, and what she would have done if tom didn't outright confront her about fucking around, was a "don't ask don't tell" marriage. much like the one that logan and caroline definitely had. a very english aristocrat sort of... stable adultery. she wanted both her and tom to default to their mutual partnership but be free to go and get whatever else they needed when it was plausibly deniable. to simply keep anything extramarital out of the house and to expertly maintain the veneer.
i also think that, due to her struggle with satisfaction, part of the appeal of tom as a partner was in fact that there would be something missing for him, too. like not nearly enough missing as there was for her, bc she absolutely would not stand for someone straying that far, but... essentially this was my deep dive into why shiv (subconsciously) wanted a gay husband. and ironically/tragically for her, it was just inevitable that in order for a gay man to be both as repressed as he needs to be to wanna be with her and stable enough to be a good partner, he will VERY much tolerate being unsatisfied, and he will make her feel just as bad when he's a pathological monogamist and incapable of straightforwardly pursuing what (who) he wants.
#shiv roy#tomshiv#like tom was never gonna be able to split his attention between her and some randos that he hooked up with#regardless of what gender shiv thought they were gonna be#he's either sticking to disatisfaction or leaning fully into real pleasure bc he does not go halfsies#i fully believe that in any scenario where tom and greg start a legit affair while tom is still married to shiv#tom stops having any sex with shiv. like he could maintain the image but intimacy? he'd feel like he was cheating on greg#and this is why tom is so fucked up during s4. everything is too split up and incomplete#mine#meta#gay tom
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Gosh i hope its not too pixely. I should really figure out how big tumblrs image size is.
anyways more TwistStuck (? Wonderstuck? WonderTwist?) au
#froge creates#tw: blood#ig homestuck typical violence#Twisted Wonderland#homestuck#Yes Jade does the Kanaya thing and thinks Cater's a troll at first#And yes Jade is Cater's Patron Troll#Also that's Riddle's Spear? For Manga Ref (:#He's Pestering Trey of course#And his sprite is March Hare Plush + Split Card Clone#Should I add Hare Ears Harley Style? Maybe on a later date.#Cater Diamond#Jade Leech#Twiststuck#jekei#a bit. it’s not clickbait#ha bait like fishing? like hook like his horns?#anyways whether it’s Pale or Flush is up to you#cause I don’t know either
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the instant i learn how to channel my anxious energy into normal energy i'll be fuckin unstoppable stg
#queenie rambles#oooooooooh the brain's been bad the past couple days y'all#i feel like if you hooked me up to some electrodes i could power a small split level home that's how much anxiety i got zappin away#foR WHAT THO????? 😩 THINGS HAVE BEEN (relatively) CHILL HERE AHHHHHHHHH#wanna talk to my brain like what is it girl??? what do you see??? timmy's in the well????????
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bisexual friend groups have suffered more than jesus
#GETTING BADLY INCESTOUS. KEYWORD BADLY#5 yr long friendships might break up bc of this .#<- rly bad i feel AWFUL for F. like first her own friend group (known each other forever) split when she broke up w L. and now the whole#deal w F&M’s breakup and then F&D hooking up IN M’S HOUSE 4 DAYS LATER. D&M have been close friends for over 5 yrs btw#.txt
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#pinfall#split eagle wrestler#pinned male#indy wrestling#masked wrestler#hooking the leg#money shot in pro wrestling#black wrestling trunks#defeated male
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Slasher Ghoap x reader at 3k words rn and we're barely half way through the first chapter... She's gonna be a long one.
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hangster. omg this is SUCH a hangster mood to me
lyrics
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Fever dream high in the quiet of the night
You know that I caught it (oh yeah, you're right, I want it)
Bad, bad boy, shiny toy with a price
You know that I bought it (oh yeah, you're right, I want it)
Killing me slow, out the window
I'm always waiting for you to be waiting below
Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes
What doesn't kill me makes me want you more
And it's new, the shape of your body
It's blue, the feeling I've got
And it's ooh, whoa-oh
It's a cruel summer
"It's cool," that's what I tell 'em
No rules in breakable heaven
But ooh, whoa-oh
It's a cruel summer with you (yeah, yeah)
Hang your head low in the glow of the vending machine
I'm not dying (oh yeah, you're right, I want it)
You say that we'll just screw it up in these trying times
We're not trying (oh yeah, you're right, I want it)
So cut the headlights, summer's a knife
I'm always waiting for you just to cut to the bone
Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes
And if I bleed, you'll be the last to know, oh
It's new, the shape of your body
It's blue, the feeling I've got
And it's ooh, whoa-oh
It's a cruel summer
"It's cool," that's what I tell 'em
No rules in breakable heaven
But ooh, whoa-oh
It's a cruel summer with you
I'm drunk in the back of the car
And I cried like a baby coming home from the bar (oh)
Said, "I'm fine," but it wasn't true
I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you
And I snuck in through the garden gate
Every night that summer, just to seal my fate (oh)
And I screamed, "For whatever it's worth
I love you, ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?"
He looks up, grinnin' like a devil
It's new, the shape of your body
It's blue, the feeling I've got
And it's ooh, whoa-oh
It's a cruel summer
"It's cool," that's what I tell 'em
No rules in breakable heaven
But ooh, whoa-oh
It's a cruel summer with you
I'm drunk in the back of the car
And I cried like a baby coming home from the bar (oh)
Said, "I'm fine," but it wasn't true
I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you
And I snuck in through the garden gate
Every night that summer, just to seal my fate (oh)
And I screamed, "For whatever it's worth
I love you, ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?"
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
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#Youtube#📻 xks.radio#cruel summer#wow this song has such a#hangster#top gun maverick#mood to me??? like hooked up as young adults. split. got back together during tgm maybe???#also feels kinda#hualian#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#Devils roll the dice angels roll their eyes
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So what I’m understanding is that this is the confirmation of Evilhausen, right?

#manifesting this into reality#I need this to be where the turn Danhausen heel or at least allude to it#I’m fine with a slowburn the more angst the better#I also want Hook to be split between Orange Cassidy and Danhausen if Danhausen does go heel#and I want Hook to choose Danhausen#HEEL HOOKHAUSEN IS IN MY HEART FOREVER🙏🙏🙏🙏#need this in my life like actually#donovan danhausen#danhausen#love that danhausen#orange cassidy#freshly squeezed orange cassidy#aew rampage#aew
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I don't feel like disputing history with the person who wrote the post I'm subtweeting here, and agree with their larger point mostly, but the Brooks Brothers Riot and US Supreme Court are far far far more responsible for GWB's election than Ralph Nader or the Green party ever was and it's important to me that you, my followers, are aware of this.
#To blame the Greens lets off the hook the Republicans who actively caused it#Rather than the ticket splitting effect that Nader had in exactly one state#And to the extent that that is true it's just as true that confusing ballot design caused enough bad votes to throw the thing#Whereas a corrupt supreme court and a refusal to actually count the ballots after the Republicans got ahead did definitively do it#I distinctly remember a friend's dad who was very mad with himself over his Nader vote#And like bro you cast it in New York where it was not even remotely close to the margin of victory#His vote would not have mattered if it were for Gore instead#Or rather it mattered just as much in either case thanks to our dogshit electoral system
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making clunky little millefiori between tasks / while waiting on git pushes today. just chaining as many as I can together for funsies
#I think i need a smaller hook for the yarn gage I have rn...it keeps splitting / the hook keeps pushing thru the fiber#and I don't usually have that big of an issue with that
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I got way too high and almost wept from my third eye...
I do not remember 90% of what I monolouged in my head but all I know is I started thinking about infinite universes and it quickly evolved (this was mostly definitely evolution, for I was going somewhere with this, I know I would never truly reach some conclusion) into me thinking about how writing is like this (because of course my mind would act like this on the good stuff) and I am part of the beauty, and the problem (jokingly, we all love retellings and fan fiction).
However the problem is I then began to realize that means there's a world out there with a pregnant Doom Slayer (my beautiful comfort character, may he kill all the demons he meets). My beautiful muscular man without a swollen belly, empty of life.
There's whole worlds out there that I will never get to see and all I can do is write my version and imagine what could be. I can only think about the unconventionally attractive man (I don't understand it, his aesthetics just work for me, I enjoy his design with or without the mask) and how I cannot be the one to help him bring life to a world out there. I am stuck with these visions--like all creative people--that can only be actualized on the page. And all I could do was think about how I am a mere vessel for my creations, an otherworldly being controlling my hands. I must be the one to birth this beautiful idea. My brain a soft womb for the hypothetical children he would have birthed for me as I watched. Why am I unable to change this fate?
And in that moment, my third eye was opened, and all I could do was weep. All three streaming mental tears of joy. The stars were whispering to me about the what if, and I could only cry that they could not listen for my answer....
#not sober thoughts#highposting#writers on tumblr#writing#writerscommunity#doom#doom slayer#doomguy#classic doom#mpreg#mpregnancy#I do not know what came over me in that moment#But I had to let myself understand the situation#why am i like this#I have to blame Morgan Freeman for this#He had that one science show about different sci-fi ideas and talked about how it could work in real life#That's how I learned about the hypothetical possibilities of infinite universes and was absolutely hooked#I don't care if it's splitting because of choices or because of black holes#Yes that's a hypothesis#i want to believe#High thinking#writeblr
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