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not to be that person but fuck
n donât get me wrong I love smut as much as the next person but I cannot stand meaningless smut. With no substance just mindless sex with no passion or any ounce of affection attached to it. No buildup, no pining, no tension so thick itâs palpable no âfuck why are these jeans glued onâ no âclumsiness or characters being awkward because sex is awkward sometimes and intimidatingâ no characterisation, character development or poking fun in a lighthearted way because
âdino boxers really?â
the way theyâd be so unapologetic about it too maybe not even vocal but the look that fucking look that screams âyeah? n what youâre gonna do about it?â or maybe theyâre flustered but thatâs hot either way because itâs them, itâs their quirk
Itâs the little details
The vulnerability? The insecuritiesâtrying something new but being afraid to cross or plunge into unknown territories
but itâs their touchâguidanceâthat unspoken âyouâre safe with meâ
Subtle hotness/intimacy man
But yeah sex sells. Letâs be real. Itâs a cheap way to get views especially when not mindful of how characters would react in such situations
#ellie williams x reader#ellie x reader#ellie williams imagine#tlou ellie#that girl smokes an expired old joint ONCE and yâall think sheâs some kind of sex Godđ#no but she would in fact wear dino boxers#I donât think Ellie would engage in random hook up culture either bro sheâs a LOSER LESBIAN#shes the queen of self deprecation needs encouragement or social cues before making the first move aka weed scene#only then does all HELL break lose#no but the way Dina pulled away for a split secâŚmid making out bc she just ignited a beast
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so I finished side order recently
#splatoon#pearl houzuki#agent 8#marina ida#acht mizuta#my stuff#inktober piece 2 :)#shoutout to my brother who reminded me i could replay the credits whenever because i had to get some extra refs for eight's model#and saved me from having to slog up the tower again#now if only splatoon could do that for every cutscene eh. please#i want to relive a lot of cutscenes and youre killing me for it splatoon#anyway did you know splatoon's official art has. well it wildly varies from piece to piece#they all follow like a very loose guidelines but also they all split off into their own things half the time#me with seven tabs of art trying to figure out if i want to do lines to separate pearl's fingers: so this one has lines but this one doesnt#'this one isnt relevant to this issue all fingers are splayed'#so in the end i just did whatever i wanted. i think that's a core tenet of art. do whatever you want. forever#also spent an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out what was etched into marina's headphones#im 98% sure it is the off the hook logo. but nothing save from booting up splatoon and checking myself would say for sure#and i didnt wanna boot up splatoon cause if i did then id inevitably be down a couple hours because 'oh well im here already. one run maybe'#but regardless!! im proud of how this came out even if i was supposed to have finished two days ago to keep with my schedule#especially the bg :) i think i did really good on that.#and eight's little smile i think thats the charm point of the whole piece and it took me about ten drafts to get it properly#i think i did good on that too.#im so enamored with splatoon rn help
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There was a time when they were little when Harry, Uma, Mal, and Jay were like the original core four right? Idk why this is so interesting to me but I want a whole chronicle of movies about it thank you.
#their dynamic had to of been so interesting#nobody can change my mind#also like the split after the shrimpy incident#tea and shade#i need more info#i could be wrong but like judging by the books this had to of been a thing#like the four of their friendship?#even if it's totally not true I still love it#harry hook#uma descendants#mal descendants#jay descendants
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Softly, slowly, I want to love you anyway (Patreon)
#Doodles#ISaT#Loop#Isabeau#Siffrin#Sloopis Sloopis Sloopis#Top tier polyship heck yes#Poor Loop :'0 Give them love now!!!#Kinda-sorta inspired by my Loop fic - that transformation had to be difficult ;;#The ones with Isabeau are deffo more Star of Your Dreams tho <3 Isa's so sweet weh#Loop honey letting people in is like The Thing that will help The Most#Always deflecting giving outs letting people off the hook at their own expense :'( Pushing others away is easier than letting them see ;;#It's why Isa's such a good boy!! He genuinely wants to know to be close to see the real them - both of them!!!#It's work but it's worth it <3#And obviously Sif understands haha#If ever a pair needed some self-love it was these two like Sheesh#Loop still wouldn't make it easy hehe <3 They're just like that#It'd be so easy for Sif to accidentally hurt them and need to backtrack and it's worse because Loop would Get It#They understand each other so intrinsically and yet Sif still has - will always have - a victory that Loop never got to ;;#Even loving each other and sharing what they currently have it's still a painful reminder of what they left behind :'0 Loooop </3#They really are fun to draw hehe Loop's eyes are so pretty ⪠And actual sparkles on the dark gradient this time! Yes!#I debated whether I wanted their tears to be visible - blotted out by how bright their head is? But went with it for expression reasons#Gods can you imagine how beautiful their tears would be tho? Little prisms splitting up their white light#Although that would imply colour lol - I mean if Anyone Would have a bit of colour it Would be Loop sooooo#Hmngh love 'em
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SoooâŚ.If Hook is rlly in his Batman era
Y know⌠you canât have Batman w out Jokerđđđđđ
#PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE#GIVE ME THAT TOXIC CODEPENDENCY BATJOKES HAS AND PUT IT ON HOOKHAUSEN#AND DONT EVEN SPLIT THEM#JUST HAVE THE FUCKING WRECK OTHER PPLS LIVES#WALL ALSO RUINING THEIR OWN IN THE RPOCESS BY BEING TOGETHER#I JUST WANT HEEL HOOKHAUSEN TBH#I JUST DESPERATELY NEED IT#danhausen#donovan danhausen#love that danhausen#send hook#730 hook#handsome devil hook#hook aew#aew#all elite wrestling#DONT Split them
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bisexual friend groups have suffered more than jesus
#GETTING BADLY INCESTOUS. KEYWORD BADLY#5 yr long friendships might break up bc of this .#<- rly bad i feel AWFUL for F. like first her own friend group (known each other forever) split when she broke up w L. and now the whole#deal w F&Mâs breakup and then F&D hooking up IN MâS HOUSE 4 DAYS LATER. D&M have been close friends for over 5 yrs btw#.txt
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Gosh i hope its not too pixely. I should really figure out how big tumblrs image size is.
anyways more TwistStuck (? Wonderstuck? WonderTwist?) au
#froge creates#tw: blood#ig homestuck typical violence#Twisted Wonderland#homestuck#Yes Jade does the Kanaya thing and thinks Cater's a troll at first#And yes Jade is Cater's Patron Troll#Also that's Riddle's Spear? For Manga Ref (:#He's Pestering Trey of course#And his sprite is March Hare Plush + Split Card Clone#Should I add Hare Ears Harley Style? Maybe on a later date.#Cater Diamond#Jade Leech#Twiststuck#jekei#a bit. itâs not clickbait#ha bait like fishing? like hook like his horns?#anyways whether itâs Pale or Flush is up to you#cause I donât know either
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Slasher Ghoap x reader at 3k words rn and we're barely half way through the first chapter... She's gonna be a long one.
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SuperMega - I Love Working Out (Official Music Video)
#ryan magee#supermega#shower#he's not an object#bubbles#soapy suds#my gifs#540px#10mb#music video#youtube#i meant to gif this a while ago#i'm doing it now to split up some single subject spam#Hairy#Chonk#Hook it to my vein
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a good dnd session will have you planning out what to do in the next session a month away
#anyway here is how i wanna return the cape and this is the direction i wanna go to split the party#i am instantly hooked#netherdeep#souperdeep
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I don't feel like disputing history with the person who wrote the post I'm subtweeting here, and agree with their larger point mostly, but the Brooks Brothers Riot and US Supreme Court are far far far more responsible for GWB's election than Ralph Nader or the Green party ever was and it's important to me that you, my followers, are aware of this.
#To blame the Greens lets off the hook the Republicans who actively caused it#Rather than the ticket splitting effect that Nader had in exactly one state#And to the extent that that is true it's just as true that confusing ballot design caused enough bad votes to throw the thing#Whereas a corrupt supreme court and a refusal to actually count the ballots after the Republicans got ahead did definitively do it#I distinctly remember a friend's dad who was very mad with himself over his Nader vote#And like bro you cast it in New York where it was not even remotely close to the margin of victory#His vote would not have mattered if it were for Gore instead#Or rather it mattered just as much in either case thanks to our dogshit electoral system
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shiv is not the kind of person who can tolerate being unsatisfied, ie the exact thing she laid out on her wedding night to tom: "i'm not a good fit for a monogamous marriage" (at least not when it's to him), but she also feels bad about this because she wants to be in an honest relationship, and pretty much can't because no one who would be okay with what she wants would also be someone she can find any stability with. she was definitely trying very hard, in the months between proposal and wedding, to find the middle ground where she starts dropping hints and making it clearer where she stands without outright saying so, like just enough to feel less like she's outright decieving tom, and also to not drive tom away. i feel like her ideal, and what she would have done if tom didn't outright confront her about fucking around, was a "don't ask don't tell" marriage. much like the one that logan and caroline definitely had. a very english aristocrat sort of... stable adultery. she wanted both her and tom to default to their mutual partnership but be free to go and get whatever else they needed when it was plausibly deniable. to simply keep anything extramarital out of the house and to expertly maintain the veneer.
i also think that, due to her struggle with satisfaction, part of the appeal of tom as a partner was in fact that there would be something missing for him, too. like not nearly enough missing as there was for her, bc she absolutely would not stand for someone straying that far, but... essentially this was my deep dive into why shiv (subconsciously) wanted a gay husband. and ironically/tragically for her, it was just inevitable that in order for a gay man to be both as repressed as he needs to be to wanna be with her and stable enough to be a good partner, he will VERY much tolerate being unsatisfied, and he will make her feel just as bad when he's a pathological monogamist and incapable of straightforwardly pursuing what (who) he wants.
#shiv roy#tomshiv#like tom was never gonna be able to split his attention between her and some randos that he hooked up with#regardless of what gender shiv thought they were gonna be#he's either sticking to disatisfaction or leaning fully into real pleasure bc he does not go halfsies#i fully believe that in any scenario where tom and greg start a legit affair while tom is still married to shiv#tom stops having any sex with shiv. like he could maintain the image but intimacy? he'd feel like he was cheating on greg#and this is why tom is so fucked up during s4. everything is too split up and incomplete#mine#meta#gay tom
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empire strikes back is really hanâs mamma mia moment huh
#i donât have an in-depth explanation but the three (2 ex-1 current) lovers of luke leia and lando#he and luke hooked up early on and split amicably pretty early on too. and sometimes they still have feelings about that#but overall theyâre chill#then youâve got the 3x married 5x divorced energy of han and lando#and the him finally finding his life partner in leia after years of slow burn#absolute zero rizz and all the magnetism. itâs his loser charm <3#han solo#esb#star wars
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So what Iâm understanding is that this is the confirmation of Evilhausen, right?
#manifesting this into reality#I need this to be where the turn Danhausen heel or at least allude to it#Iâm fine with a slowburn the more angst the better#I also want Hook to be split between Orange Cassidy and Danhausen if Danhausen does go heel#and I want Hook to choose Danhausen#HEEL HOOKHAUSEN IS IN MY HEART FOREVERđđđđ#need this in my life like actually#donovan danhausen#danhausen#love that danhausen#orange cassidy#freshly squeezed orange cassidy#aew rampage#aew
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Pk now I want to hear tour rant about how Harrydore is bettter than Grindeldore. Bring it đ¤Łâ¤ď¸
ohhh, this one's easy. I've been in this fandom on and off since 2006, and seen how Harry, Albus and Gellert were written pre- and post-'Dumbledore closet interview'. cracks knuckles
got to hit you with that readmore though. and it's going to be in two parts. I rambled again. ^^
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grindeldore vs harrydore
grindeldore
the tl;dr of the below is the following sentences, and then I'll get into it. My philosophy on gr*ndeld*re extends to all other ships in all other fandoms, especially HP: if it's not an AU and you have to excessively mischaracterize Character A to get them to 'fit' with Character B, then it's not a good ship, canon or not. Albus Dumbledore is quite often mischaracterized in order to 'fit' or 'keep' him with Gellert Grindelwald.
here's my problems with how gr*ndeld*re is most often portrayed:
Inconsistency within canon. JKR is partly mostly to blame for this (because she has contradicted her original 2007 statement in the present day with more interviews in the 2010s and with the Fantastic Beasts movies), but the first problem is: gr*ndeld*re was originally an unrequited ship. The original statement was that Albus was dazzled by Gellert's power, his presence, their similarities, their shared ideals... but That Woman wasn't explicit on whether Gellert ever returned his feelings. But based on her quotes where she says "falling in love can blind you to an extent" and that [Dumbledore] was "terribly, terribly let down" by the result of that whirlwind relationship, I think it's safe to assume that her original idea of Gellert cared far more for seeing his grander plans realized than for the needs and feelings of his 'equal'. And yet... in fandom, they are most often portrayed instead as star-crossed lovers torn apart by 'conflicting ideals'.
The second problem is that in the avalanche of fics and art that have come from The Reveal, the original lesson (/moral...?) behind the reveal of gr*ndeld*re, and how it shaped Albus as an adult, leader, and progressive, just... got lost. Completely lost. The whole point of it was to show that even Albus (supposed 'paragon of goodness' until book 7 showed the fandom that he is a regular human being) can make 'relatable' mistakes like... you know... being friends with a fascist. Being in love with a fascist, even. Thanks to said retcon interviews and the new movies (and even before that tbh) the fandom has since: overexaggerated Albus' new clay feet to the point of bashing him, idolized Grindelwald's red flag traits and ideals to the point where he has become the new "Tom Riddle was just misunderstood!" guy, and twisted that lesson/moral/whatever to mean that actually Albus and Gellert were tragically kept away from each other by an itsy bitsy little difference of opinion. A minor little fight. Casual death of your sick sister. Haven't we all been there?
The fandom diminishing the real reasons why Albus and Gellert eventually clashed, were destined to clash, is bad enough. What's worse is the opposite end. Some Dumbledore-bashing fans go the other way and paint present-day Dumbledore with the same brush as Grindelwald, even going so far as to say he still supports The Greater Good even though his entire character is literally built on being the opposite of the pro-magic, anti-Muggle philosophy. Albus has also been painted in some fics and even meta discussions as someone who 'regrets' his past not because his sister died and his brother is estranged from him, but just because his ex-boyfriend is in prison and he maybe kind of regrets not going full fascist with him. Like... bruh. NO. There are people who ship gr*ndeld*re just because they feel like Grindelwald, the worst dark wizard in the world, the reason why Voldemort is only a minor league little lord in comparison, is an appropriate "punishment" for the character they already dislike and thus misinterpret. (Side note: I'm not sure if I'm in a worse hell watching Albus' character get whitewashed for fascism or demonized so he can be a miserable lonely gay.)
Albus diminishes himself to meet Gellert's needs. An in-universe problem this time instead of a meta/RL one: Albus and Gellert were lovers, yes, but in order to be so, Albus had to actively start neglecting his siblings (since in Aberforth's words he was 'doing all right' taking care of them before Gellert showed up) and leaning more into anti-Muggle sentiment. He put all his energy into what for most of the magical world was a wild goose chase after some fairy-tale items. (Remember, most wixen don't give a shit about the Deathly Hallows, or think they're even real.) He became the person Gellert needed/desired most. Albus became a version of himself that he despised later in his life and after his death.
Relationships often include the members changing, and it's easy for even the most devoted partners to fall out of love if they change and are now too different from one another, or one person changes and the other... doesn't. After Ariana died, Albus chose to become a different person and champion the same people he and his family once despised. He chose to stay away from Gellert, whether he called it cowardice or principles or whatever else. And his choice put him in conflict with Gellert, who at sixteen refused to change course or rethink his ideals even when his choices led to the death of a magical person (the type of person he supposedly prizes above all others). His magical boyfriend's magical sister, even. And we see no sign that Gellert changed, repented, or considered Albus until decades later, at the very end of his lifeâfar too late.
Healthy relationships require give-and-take, sacrificing for your partner in things big and small. For high-stakes relationships like Albus and Gellert's (queer in the 1800s, sweet Merlin), that is even more true. During that steamy summer of 1899, it was Albus who did all the sacrifcing/giving and Gellert who did all the taking. Gellert may have entertained the idea of bringing Ariana along on his quest with Albus (we don't know), but Aberforth was right to say that it would have been torture for herâand no alternate idea was brought up that would prioritize the wellbeing of Albus' siblings while he was away. And in the moment of required reciprocity when Albus was at his lowest, Gellert left him behind and went off to go rule the world. Not even the most diehard shipper can argue against the fact that when Ariana died, Grindelwald left.
This problem is even more personal/biased than the other ones. Albus and Gellert parted ways in 1899. They didn't see each other again until the duel in 1945 (because fuck Fantastic Beasts, the scripts don't even make fucking sense). Albus defeated Gellert, put him in prison, and then went on living for another fifty-two years. And That Woman expects me to believe that Albus never had a relationship with anyone before Gellert, and never even looked at another wizard afterward? In 52 years, he was one-and-done? He never once fell in love with other people, whether or not he fully trusted them/let them in? Be serious. Pull the other one. It's not realistic, and it doesn't speak to the kind of man Albus Dumbledore is. He may not have found a man to check the same boxes Gellert did, but he wouldn't arguably be looking for someone too similar to his old flame. He might not trust them unconditionally or be the Perfect Partner for them (bc whew traumaaa), but there would be other people for Albus in a realistic Magical Britain (even discounting time travel shenanigans). Before the reveal, the most popular people to ship Albus with were Minerva, Alastor, and Elphias Doge; these options are still arguably more valid. Albus Dumbledore loves love, he champions love, and he doesn't think he deserves it after his sins, but that doesn't mean he wouldn't go looking. It's mind-boggling to me that with all the well-deserved disavowing of JKR following her anti-trans hate (and her shameless pandering to the same people calling her a witch poisoning their children's minds decades ago), that some people still treat her words about Albus and Gellert's relationship and its effects on Albus in particular as gospel. I sure don't. (Especially because she said he became "asexual" after His One Gay Experience when like. That's not. What asexuality is??? And ace gay people exist???) Whether you count the FB movies or not, there are still decades of Albus' life that are a mystery, and I refuse to believe he closed his heart and caged his dick for all of them.
IMPORTANT END NOTE: These observations obviously do not apply to all gr*ndeld*re shippers. Some people genuinely do like both characters, characterize them correctly, and still want to see them together for reasons. I'm not going to judge them. I ship a frigging time travel age gap ship, how the fuck could I. And I'm also aware that a lot of fics/art are made to color in between the lines of what we don't know in the fandom, bringing Albus and Gellert together during the mystery years, or making one wizard better for the other to address all the ship baggage. I just can't join them because of how rarely that occurs (and, admittedly, how much I personally can't see it). You would not believe how many fics and discussions I've seen that lionize Grindelwald and treat Dumbledore like an accessory, or completely mischaracterize Albus' motivations, intentions, and actions, and then put him with "the other Big Bad". UGH.
Most of the time, I see gr*ndeld*re the ship hurting Albus the individual. It's very rare to find an iteration where Albus is not bearing the consequences of Gellert's choices, Gellert's actions, Gellert's mistakes and harm done. I think Albus deserves better than to be Gellert's accessory just because he loved him deeply long ago.
okay. whew. that was a lot.
a character limit prevents me from continuing here, so the second half of this versus will go elsewhere, sorry!
#fireandgold#fireandgoldposts#kazuza-art#thanks for the ask!#tried to make it *non*-bashing but... eh I just really don't like most iterations of That Ship#I also put 'relatable' in quotes bc as a POC I simply could never be knowingly connected to a fascist. couldn't be me#it's WORSE bc Albus' mum is implied to be Native American and he just hooks up with wizard HITLER I cannot... I just can't...#granted. I have read really really good grindeldore fics. I just could never ship it/write a fic for them myself. perhaps it's my flaw lol#I tried to censor the name as often as possible so sorry if it ends up in the other tag#time travel harrydore#harrydore#dumbledore meta#potter meta#why not grindelwald#<- that tag is for later#...I have to split this post in half. damn you tumblr ''character limit''
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you don't like the inability to go back through the reblog chain because it makes it harder to 'prev tags'; I don't like the inability to go back through the reblog chain because it makes it harder to reblog a version of the post without an annoying comment, especially when some of the blogs involved are deactivated; we are not the same
#not rebloggable cuz I am just whining. I do not actually care about your stance on prev tags.#I have used them on occasion. I find them useful for responding to applauding someone's tags when it's too small for a full convo.#and I am uninterested in my activity becoming a battleground against staff.#but also it does drive me nuts when I'm like 'man this whole chain is great except for the last comment#which is not emotionally wrong but is factually inaccurate on one minute point that I am nonetheless going to split hairs about'#anyway this one was giving terfs too much credit for having come up with radfem theory and like.#terfs/exclusionists as their contemporary movement are new (and more importantly louder and more effective).#but this is a new iteration of radfems who have been kicking since the 60s at least.#audre lorde and bell hooks were not writing against radfems in particular long before you were born#for you to claim that feminism always unilaterally agreed on the fact that men are also negatively affected by the patriarchy.#like it's FINE if you don't know that but. it is a minute point that is nonetheless important to me not to repeat. ANYWAY.#not me going through a whole bunch of wikipedia pages cuz I second guessed myself about facts.#and I couldn't just be WRONG if I was mad about people being minutely wrong now could I.
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