drarreckyninja’s top 50 ships of May 2022 [50. Smartocat]
Fandom(s): Spliced
Pairing: Mister Smarty Smarts x Octocat
Image: *disclaimer: not mine*
Microfic: Meow, Meeeow
Mr. Smarty Smarts returns to his lair on the slope of the Pacific island’s volcano with an eager grin playing on his face and some sort of disc in his hand.
“I’ve got it, Octocat. This will be the greatest plan ever in the history of evil schemes.”
“Meow, meow, meow,” she intones from her sleeping position, not bothering to open her eyes. That’s what you always say.
“True,” he concedes. “But! This little disc will allow for one-way time travel! I can bookmark an area of the past, and we can travel back! in! time!”
Octocat opens an eye and stretches, but she doesn’t move from her perch.
“Meow, mroww, meow, meow?” Why are you going to mess with the timeline?
“To take us back to the moment we were originally spliced, of course. I’ll take over like the angel Gabriel.”
“Meow, mrrow.” He ruled over water. “Meow, meeeow.” I don’t care for that.
“You’re half-octopus,” Smarty Smarts points out. “And I’m partially a porpoise. It’s foolproof.”
“Mew mew, meow.” Emphasis on the fool.
Smarty Smarts doesn’t hear her, though. He’s got big plans.
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Incorrect Quote:
Smarty Smarts: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Octocat: Meeow, mrow, meeeow, meow-meow-meow, mew, mew, meow-meow, meow, mew.
what Smarty Smarts hears: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Subships: N/A
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i still remember that dream i had about finding someone’s dA gallery and it was nothing but suggestive drawings of mr smarty smarts
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please watch Spliced mr smarty smarts is one of my cc’s and i’m k.in with patricia god help me
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