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Ticci Toby: Hey Boss! I'm going over to Trender's house to deliver the message; I'll call you on his phone so you know I'm safe!
Slender: *Sighhh* Not necessary, Toby. No. I don't care if you're safe.
Ticci Toby: Love you sir!!
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Proxy in Command (Creepypasta x Reader) Chapter 1
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Running. That's all the petite ginger-haired girl could ever think of. What started as an innocent walk into the forest, led to a suicide trap.
She stopped behind a tree and used her mouth to hide her breaths. Immediately, she felt someone place their hand on her shoulder. She turned around and saw a young female with a black assassin uniform.
"Help me! Someone is trying to kill me," she desperately begged.
The young assassin looked at her with worried but nodded. "Don't worry miss, I know a place where we could hide"
Not after a few minutes of running, they finally stopped near a cliff with an ocean underneath.
"Miss I don't understand. Where are we?" The petite girl asked.
The assassin who was behind her lowered her mouth mask and smirked, "You poor soul, didn't your mother teach you not to talk to strangers?"
The redhead widens her eyes and took a few steps back, getting closer to the cliff. "It was you! You were the one the tried to shoot me"
The assassin nodded her head and held a dagger behind her back while making her way towards her. "You should have known not to trespass my master's forest"
The assassin looked down at the girl with a smirk. The girl, however, started crying. "I'm sorry please don't kill me!"
The assassin softens her eyes, "Of course I won't." In a blink of an eye, she stabbed the girl right in the chest. She pulled the knife out and saw her helpless features.
She grinned at the sight in front of her, "Of course I won't hesitate to kill you". She grabbed her victim's collar and started to drag her at the end of the cliff.
"P-please d-don't do this!"
The assassin rolled her eyes and threw her off the cliff, watching her victim fall from 20 feet to the ocean. She turned around with a smirk on her face and started to walk slowly towards home.
Oh, who's that badass assassin you might ask? Well, it's me, Y/N L/N, or the soon to be Proxy in Command.
I was saved by Slenderman 17 years ago and my repayment is by serving him. He taught me the survival skills that I needed to know for me to do his missions. I also know the forest like the back of my hand.
The mansion that I call home was now in sight. I only lived with my boss and occasionally his brothers would visit us.
I opened the door to the mansion and quietly closed them. I then made my way towards Slenderman's office to report my kill back in the forest. Once I was in front of his office, I knocked on the door and waited for his response.
"Come in"
I twisted the doorknob and opened the door. I stared directly at Slenderman but in the corner of my eye, I saw his three brothers on the right.
Once I was near his desk, I got down on one knee and looked down. "I successfully killed the intruder sir."
He nodded his head. "Good job Y/N, once again you didn't fail me."
I only bowed again which made Splenderman chuckle. "Y/N it's been ages since we last saw you"
I looked at Slender to get his approval. He nodded which gave me permission to stand up and look at Splender. "That's because you haven't visited Splender"
Trenderman then walked up to me and looked at my outfit. "I for one say that outfit looks marvelous on you darling"
"Yeah, it enhances your beauty young one," Offenderman said while offering me a light pink rose.
"Offender, you better not be giving my proxy one of your popular roses," Slender warned him
"Of course not brother. When I saw this rose, it reminded me how Y/N is so pure," he explained while giving it to me.
I thanked Offender and looked back at Slenderman.
"That is all, you're dismissed"
I bowed again and made my way outside his office. Once I closed the door, I overheard their conversation.
"Slendy, she's practically like your daughter since you raised her. Why do you still treat her as if she's your servant?" That voice sounded like Splender.
"She owes me her life that's why she serves me. She's just my Proxy and soon to be Proxy in Command, nothing more and nothing less"
I backed away from the door with a pain sensation on my chest. I didn't know what this feeling was. Was it hurt? It felt like someone stabbing me.
I went to the kitchen to find a vase where I could put my rose in.
"She's just my Proxy and soon to be Proxy in Command, nothing more and nothing less"
His words echoed throughout my head.
I filled water into the vase and made my way towards my room. All the empty rooms in the hallway would soon be filled by other Creepypastas in the future. I knew I wasn't going to be alone with Slenderman soon.
(…)
Dinner soon came and I had the privilege to sit next to my master who was at the head of the table. My left side consisted of Splendor while Trender sat in front of me and Offender was on his right. Slenderman made us soup to eat seeing as winter was around the corner.
I carefully blew on my spoon so the soup wouldn't be hot.
"I'm afraid to have to tell you this but Zalgo will be awakened from his sleep in a few days," Slender announced.
Splendor and I dropped our spoons onto the bowls with a shocked expression. Slenderman didn't have a face but I knew he glared at us.
"Brother, are you sure?" Trender asked in which he nodded.
Zalgo would stay awake for years but then sleep for 10. During those 10 years, he dreams of ways to achieve his goals. The last time I saw him I was 7.
"Do you know if he's after you?" I asked him.
Slender nodded, " Y/N, your time has come. All those years of training will hopefully help you with your upcoming missions to gather my army. I've decided you will be gathering the proxies first and then the others. Hopefully, by then, my proxies will help you gather more Creepypastas."
Ever since I was little, Slenderman would always tell me it would be my job to gather his army and now the moment is here.
I looked at Slenderman in his "eyes" and nodded. "I won't let you down sir."
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Happy anniversary Grace! Released August 23, 1994 📷 Merri Cyr
What were you aiming to achieve musically when you went in to record Grace and are you happy with the results?
Just to express, just to make a record of pure expression. Am I happy? Well...well, it's uh, it...Grace...a record that you make is something that changes and shifts and I am something that changes and shifts and I'm gonna have to really be a mature human being and say against all my sensibilities, yes, I'm pleased but I'm horribly self critical. I'm horrible. So sometimes I'll just say "oh this is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen in my life, blah, blah, blah," but I won't...I mean, but because Mickey and Matt and Michael are on it, I can't really say that 'cause they do...I'm so proud of them. It's alright, you know, it's alright, I just can't wait til the next one. I can make a better record than Grace.-interview in Paris for Rock Rush, September 22, 1994
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The next album will probably be more joyful but this time, it was impossible...You can be cute, funny, generous, there's always the danger of a break-up in a love relationship. No one is safe. Grace, this is the album of a jealous, poor guy who just got dumped."-Les Inrockuptibles, October, 1994
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"I know the next album will be a very different kind of work—even more direct than Grace, but bigger in scope. If people were confounded by the range of the first album, they'll probably run to it as a safe haven in light of what's to come.
"I can see it now—'The amazing, beautiful disaster pastiche of Grace is totally lost in Buckley's newest work.' We haven't started recording it yet and already I'm bored with the reviews."-Now magazine, 27 Oct, 1994
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I mean, I hope people don't get too attached...no, that's impossible...hope the media and the wheels that turn don't get too attached to Grace. 'Cause you know, it's out and you know, I just want to make another one and another one and we've grown so much already, we've completely mashed that album into the ground.
Is what you're saying is you don't want them to want you to do another album like Grace? Because the next one will be different?
No, no, no, no...I mean just like...uh, yeah,you know...I don't know, what is it? I just...
You know how sometimes the company will say "oh that one was so good, so do it again"?
Nah, the company is like the least of my problems actually in that respect 'cause they know everything's growing and the people I deal with are very happy and pleased as they say in the music biz. They know where I'm coming from but it's just like in another interview...um, we've evolved, and we'll keep on evolving, I mean like radically. Like radically. And Grace is, Grace is just a completely different work unto itself, it's a box where I put things in my past that have made made my past live, in a box, away.
So you're done with certain things?
Yeah, in a way. But on to new things. It doesn't mean that I'll completely eskew, or astew, or get rid of, whatever that word is, get rid of the old things, it's just that I like the present so much.
How do you feel when you listen to those tunes and how they were recorded?
Sometimes we can't listen to 'em and sometimes we're totally in love with 'em-WDET, October 31, 1994
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The New York Times has called "Grace" the best debut record to come along since Tracy Chapman's in 1988. "I can't listen to it anymore," said Buckley, 26. "The songs have changed. I like it, but it is sort of like looking at baby pictures."-Salt Lake Tribune, November 10, 1994
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What about Grace? So many people, at least in France, the press is all unanimous, your records are selling, it's a masterpiece...what do you think about it now?
'Massively beautiful album'...somebody gave us a rush of a commercial, that was supposed to go out on the TV and I hope it doesn't make it: 'Grace, it's unanimous, blah, blah, blah...' Not that's bad, but it's just a first album and we've really grown since then and it just doesn't make sense that it seems to have this kind of impact, commercially. The people who really...you know, like...I don't know, I'm sick of magazines, I can't even buy them anymore, just tired of 'em, they don't say anything. I hope it doesn't sound like I'm whining, and maybe I am, but it's just...it's boring man, I'd rather go to the gig. Now there'll be people who will come out with something else and people will say 'obviously lacking the splenderous chaos of Grace, this new album falls short...' I can hear the reviews already and I'm totally bored. I hope that people just calm down really. Actually our fans are pretty normal, they're pretty cool, they're pretty calm about the whole thing. But the media seems to...you know, the media, the rock critics they've lambasted plenty of brilliant friends of mine which just shows me they have no taste whatsoever, and usually in most cases. Just totally destroyed people who've made great work. And then this comes along and 'this obviously is the thing,' how am I supposed to trust that? I can only trust my friends, and my band, and the people that come.-interview for Top Live in Paris, February 15, 1995
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Praise has been especially glowing in England, where the respected pop monthly Mojo named "Grace" the album of the year and Q magazine hailed it as "an enthralling, endlessly playable piece of work...the missing link between (Van Morrison's) 'Astral Weeks' and (Nirvana's) 'Nevermind.' Isn't Buckley flattered? "Of course I am," he says, shifting in his chair as if annoyed at himself for admitting it. "At the same time, I'm not 'Grace.' That album is like a brick onto itself. It's like a coffin that I put certain feelings and observations in so that they can be capsulized forever. I wanted to put them there so I would be free to move on.-Los Angeles Times, February 19, 1995
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“I just thought it should link this album to my past a little,” he said at the time. “Grace is like...a lot of this stuff ... I don't know how to describe it to you...It's just a bunch of things about my life that I wanted to put in a coffin and bury forever so I could get on with things.
"On the outside of that you can say that I find great joy in the things that are sad. That's the way emotions are in people. They fall down on you and there's no way to get out, except to go through it. There's no way you can control it, there's no essay you can write to answer yourself out of it. It just soaks you like the rain. There's nothing you can do. Then it's gone and then another comes around. But tears are not all I deal with. I'll leave that to the next album.”-Juice, February, 1996
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Roleplay Server Log #387
“Salt Talk, Godmorgan, EAlex Portal Practice”
[Deer] Is down in the kitchen, stirring a cup of steaming coffee-
[Yaunfen] Comes downstairs- Hi mom! - They're carrying a bubbling pail of clear liquid.
[Waffles] Saunters down as well and busks on the side of the table.
[Deer] - Why hello to you too, and just what are you up to today, hm?
[Yaunfen] smiles warmly- I made a soda fountain. So I came down to water the ferns with some of it.
[Deer] - That's a good idea, do you have anything else planned?
[Yaunfen] I dunno. Probably more fighting with Fru... - they trail off a little- But it's making some nice muscles! I can punch trees just as good as Steve!
[Deer] - Just be careful, don't get yourself killed, that's not something I ever want you to experience...
[Yaunfen] Their hair fluffs a bit, reminding her of Doc- I hope not! But I know you'll watch over me either way.
[Deer] - Always
[Yaunfen] Mom... am I ever going to be able to fly? Even Liz can kinda do it.
[Deer] - I don't know sweety, I mean, if you can become super heavy... Maybe you can become super light too?
[Yaunfen] Brow furrows a little- Maybe... If you see Mix please tell me. I still need a scabber for Fru.
[Deer] - A scabber?
[Yaunfen] Something like that. It's some kind of magick bug.
[Deer] - Alright then. And if you want to practice trying to be lighter, why don't you practice in the wither arena, just so you have a roof to stop you from going too high
[Yaunfen] Okay mom. - They dump some of the bubbly liquid on the ferns and there's a burst of fruity smells as the plant puffs bigger and healthier under the tending.
[Waffles] Sneaks a leaf off of a fern and drags it under the table.
[Deer] Looks down at her coffee and notices it's started to get cold- Oh darn
[Yaunfen] Aw. Just put it on top of the furnace. It'll get warm again. - They give her a little hug. - I'm gonna go play.
[Deer] - Alright, have fun- She goes and places her cup on top of the furnace
-There's a bit of noise from downstairs and TLOT fastwalks up from the gold room-
[TLOT] Ugh! I hate that thing. I know it makes him happy but cripes... my ears...
-The sound is Steve playing his digeridoo much farther down in the bowels of the house-
[Deer] Laughs a little- Everyone has things that annoys their lover to no end
[TLOT] Hops onto a stool in front of the counter, his fingers brushing on a lemon hanging heavy from a short branch of the semi-potted tree. - He hates my cheese, so I guess it's fair.
[Deer] - True- Deer sits next to TLOT, her mind distracted just enough for TLOT to pick up the buzzing from it
[TLOT] You seem to be full of thoughts today. But I won't intrude if you don't feel like talking. - He takes his helmet off and sets it on the counter before fluffing his messy hair and facing her.
[Deer] - No, it's alright, it's mostly just a bad feeling
[TLOT] Considering that you're part of just about everything here, that is troubling.
[Deer] - Doc has mentioned that there's a couple more major updates ready, but... I don't know, I just feel like it might be a bad idea...
[TLOT] Are you worried about physics mistakes? Or something worse...? That one that stuck everyone in their alternate shapes was pretty bad.
[Deer] - I don't know, I feel like it might have more to do with me, as in, all of me- She gestures around them
[TLOT] Unfortunately I don't have any talent for seeing the future. But I do trust your instincts. What's the alternative though? Just stop going forward?
[Deer] - It would break Doc's heart...
[TLOT] Everyone likes new things don't they? The world just keeps getting more complicated. I'm just glad we're not a high res-server like Cp's old home. I'd protest if it ever went that far.
[Deer] - Yeah... Hopefully I'm just overthinking all of this- She goes to grab her reheated coffee
[TLOT] I heard there's going to be visible fish...
[Deer] - Hera will love that
[TLOT] I think I will too. I love making little things. - He turns over a hand and accidently goes forward in his hotbar-
-There's a chirp and the cricket escapes from his inventory. It pops up into the lemon tree and squeaks out the song of healing as loud as it can-
[TLOT] Darn it. I guess you aren't the only restless one.
[Deer] - No I'm not, can you feel the tension Lie's giving off?
[TLOT] She's worried about Aether. I don't think that will stop anytime soon.
[Porygon] Is woken by the cricket and falls out of the small tree onto the counter. It scoots back and forth and makes an annoyed statick noise at the bug-
[TLOT] New pet?
[Deer] - Yeah, Doc traded the goomy for it. And I think it's more than just Aether TLOT
[TLOT] -sighs- The wolves too...
[Deer] - TLOT... Did you not feel that their sex was interrupted?
[TLOT] Blushes slightly- Well I wasn't going to air that laundry unless someone else mentioned it!
[Deer] - Did you hear why it was interrupted?
[TLOT] I did not. But I saw Cp and Notch log out and then Cp have to go back out again later.
[Deer] Grins- Aether learned to set herself on fire
[TLOT] OH NETHER. Well she's certainly Cp's kid!
[Deer] - Scared the shit out of Notch
[TLOT] I believe it. Babies get upset so easily.
[Porygon] Pokes their wedge-like beak into Deerheart's mug and there's a tiny slurping sound.
[Deer] - Porygon!
[Porygon] Jumps as much as it's treadlike feet will allow- beep???
[Deer] - I don't think you need any coffee
[Porygon] Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzurp.
[TLOT] Smiles- Sometimes we all need a little pick-me-up. Did you hear Alexsezia is making a little progress with Grinny?
[Deer] - She is? That's great! How did she manage that?
[TLOT] Good food and a cold floor. Grinny has been sleeping on her bed. Alexsezia likes cats and she's just as relentless as Doc when it comes to reaching out to someone who's hurting. - his gaze is a bit abstracted- I think her patience will pay off eventually.
[Deer] - That's good. If the payoff is anything like CP's, then it will be worth it
[TLOT] I think he'll always hate Doc, but he might mellow if he has at least one human friend.
[Deer] - True. Although I am glad things are quiet for the most part right now
[TLOT] How are you holding up with Slender here anyway? I heard he gave Doc a smack for concealing his mom and one for Cp for hiding the baby.
[Deer] - I've adjusted for the most part, I think any fluctuations that come from him are because of Splender
[TLOT] Yeah, I heard about their dad. I'm not scared persay, but I am... concerned.
[Porygon] Wheels over and sits on Deerheart's hand-
[Deer] - Their dad does sound terrifying, but I think that will be a fight that takes place outside of our cozy little server
[TLOT] Now I feel guilty... I just can't stomach the thought of going... out there. I can barely stand being high-res. It makes me feel like I'm going to have a panic attack.
[Deer] - You could always step it up, little by little if you wanted. And Porygon? You are heavy...
[TLOT] Looks very unsure- maybe...
[Porygon] Happy noises-
[TLOT] I've been thinking about that picture again... it's really haunting me.
[Deer] - Do you want to see if Yaunfen found any more?
[TLOT] I don't know. I just wish... maybe it's better if I don't know. Poor Zaya. I feel like she was just a friend, but no one deserves to die just to hurt someone else.
[Deer] - Your seed may hold more answers, and it has been awhile since you visited...
[TLOT] I do need to check on them. I'm just glad we haven't had to deal with Nessie in a while at least.
[Deer] Laughs a little- Besides, they haven't had anything to celebrate in awhile, and a new god may cause a party for days on end
[TLOT] That will be a cause to celebrate in Kore, and a kick in the pants for all the artists who delight in making statues of everything.
[Deer] - I wonder what they'd make Aether goddess of?
[TLOT] I'm not sure. Maybe just a certain star, or some aspect of the world.
[Deer] - I can't wait to see what other powers she may develop
[TLOT] Stares off for a long moment, his fingers absently stroking the raised edges of the jagged scar on his wrist. - I know I don't say it often, and I know you understand probably more deeply then any of us... but... - he turns to her fully, his starry eyes all the brighter for being removed from the usual shadow of his helm. - Thank you Deerheart. Thank you for coming out of your matrix to play with us all. I saw one of my best friends come back from the brink, drawn by the warmpth of your love. Even with all my powers, I don't think I could have achieved that one simple thing. You'll always have my gratitude and my blade to defend you if needed. - He gives her a slow radiation of his feelings and the room itself seems to warm with it.
[Porygon] Looks around in confusion- Beep?
[Cricket] Cheeps happily.
[Deer] Smiles- Thank you TLOT, that really means a lot to me. It may have taken a long time to figure out what I really was and wasn't, but it has been worth it. I don't think I would be happy either if I had remained on the side lines either
[TLOT] Nods- And whatever is troubling you, you can always bring to me as well.
[Deer] - I know, whether it be glitches, NOTCH's, or block changes, I know you will help
[Godmorgan] Stumbles towards the office in a sleepy fashion, they'd been up late working at home and realized they'd forgotten some things at the office. They punch in the code for the door and then make a beeline for the coffee machine-
[Dofta] Watches him go past with a look of concern- Are you drunk Godmorgan???
[Godmorgan] - No, just very tired, I forgot some stuff here a couple days ago
[Dofta] How was the con?
[Godmorgan] - Long, I don't know what Jeb was thinking scheduling us for SIX panels
[Dofta] Snickers- He was thinking it wasn't him that was going.
[Godmorgan] - I'll kill him if he does it again- Pours themselves a cup of coffee- So what have I missed here?
[Dofta] Bites her lip- Umm... we got the problems fixed with the Phantoms, oh and Yster has a new boyfriend.
[Godmorgan] - Really? How long is this one going to last? And that was a fast fix on the phantoms...
[Dofta] Well umm, we borrowed a code monkey, an old friend of Markus's... And I think this guy is the one. He's a weird gothy Doctor with a British accent. Just her style.
[Godmorgan] - And an old friend of Markus's? Which one? I thought all of the ones that could code ended up working here at one point or another?
[Dofta] Is being both a terrible liar and evasive in tone. - He's a real ball of fire. Doesn't like working for other people. It was strictly a favor.
[Godmorgan] Suspicious look- Ooookay, speaking of Markus though, I need to talk to him soon
[Dofta] Is something wrong?
[Godmorgan] - No, I just need permission to use his avatar. Jeb and I were having a discussion about doing a fan contest for one of the new pieces of merch and undoubtedly people will use his avatar for it
[Dofta] Do we really want to possibly draw attention to the NOTCH AI's by bringing that image up offically again?
[Godmorgan] - Well it's not like there isn't attention on the brine ones, and that's without any official merch for them People are going to use Markus's avatar because of how important he is to this company. You've seen how many animations he's in
[Dofta] Yeah... I know. Everyone likes to have good guys and bad guys to cheer or boo, and Jeb's avatar is too complicated in comparision. The Herobrine's get attention because Internet. People like a good creepy campfire story.
[Godmorgan] - Exactly, and they usually use Markus as the counterpart. Although, I have seen a few animators pull off Jeb's avatar... Where is his highness anyways?
[Dofta] Jeb? Tinkering with the mainframe, or just asleep with his head on the desk. I'd have to walk in there to find out for sure.
[Godmorgan] - I'll go check
[Jeb] Is sitting at the desk in from of the mainframe with his head braced up on both hands, and dozing lightly. The screen is showing a complex pattern of position markers of brines and NOTCH AI's.
[Godmorgan] Leans on the door frame- Having fun?
[Jeb] Snrk! Uhhh. Oh! hello Godmorgan. Didn't expect you back so soon.
[Godmorgan] - Left some stuff here on accident, figured I may as well work from here today. Checking on the AI's?
[Jeb] Yeah... this one just got moved to a new space and it's kind of interesting. There's a Herobrine and a NOTCH and a crapton of players. Both seem peaceful and there's no way the players haven't noticed them.
[Godmorgan] Looks at the codes- That's a big server, what's that little one next to it?
[Jeb] Looks- Just a private server. Looks like there's only a few registered players. Someone's personal sandbox I'm sure.
[Godmorgan] - Are you sure? Something about that code seems a little odd...
[Jeb] Slightly nervous- Odd? It seems normal to me.
[Godmorgan] Shakes their head- I may just be too tired. I'm gonna go grab that stuff from my office, there's a few things I want to go over with you
[Jeb] Oh dear... do we have to do it now?
[Godmorgan] - You set me up with six panels at the last convention
[Jeb] Yeeeeesss???
[Godmorgan] - You're going over the merch stuff with me and you're going to suffer with me
[Jeb] Slumps defeated- Can't I just sign off on everything and you do it?
[Godmorgan] - No
[Jeb] Playful- I thought I was in charge around here?
[Godmorgan] - I will make it so you can't log into your computer
[Jeb] You're mean.
[Godmorgan] - Let's go
[EAlex] Is up way too early for Licht's day off and there's the tiniest wisp of a smoky smell coming from the kitchen.
[Licht] Groans as she wakes up and rolls over- What are you doing?
[EAlex] calls back- Breakfast?
[Licht] Groans and gets up, going to the kitchen to see what the damage is-
[EAlex] Has placed a furnace in the middle of the room and is warming her hands in front of it while it cooks. There's a distinct smell of steak and there are two fixed baked potatoes on plates on the table- Good morning!
[Licht] - You do realize that's not necessary
[EAlex] Confused look- But you eat? I've seen you do it.
[Licht] - Yes, but I don't need a furnace to cook, I've got a stove, oven, microwave, and a toaster
[EAlex] But... I don't know how to use those very well... - She takes out two perfectly cooked steaks and the good smell wafts around the kitchen.
[Licht] Sighs, just so long as you clean up...
[EAlex] Okay! Eat up then. Do you have anything planned for today?
[Licht] - Some grocery shopping, but that's it
[EAlex] I was wondering.... if we could go to the server today...? I still need help with my portals.
[Licht] - Uh, sure, I'll text Doc. But let's eat first
-le little bit of time passes-
[Doc] Has gone to Alexsezia's house to check on Grinny.
[Alexsezia] Hey. I was wondering when you'd come by.
[Doc] Well I didn't want to intrude. I brought you potion ingredients as a show of thanks and reparations in case he's destroyed a bunch of your stuff.
[Alexsezia] Takes the small chest- Thank you. Come in please.
[Grinny] Is sleeping on the bed-
[Doc] Walks into the main room-
[Alexsezia] He's probably in my room. He's kinda claimed that space.
[Doc] Well there's a bed and I imagine its easy to keep the other cats out... - Xe peeks into the doorway.
[Grinny] Is dead to the world in a patch of sunlight-
[Doc] Awwwwwww. - they snap a quick picture. - I won't bother him then, I have a few errands to do anyway. At least he's relaxed.
[Grinny] Is mostly in a ball, partially turned onto his back-
[Doc] Sneaks out. - That's a keeper.
[Alexsezia] Do you want some cheese? Just normal cheese.
[Doc] Sure, why not?
[Alexsezia] I'll make you a little half trunk.
[Doc] That gives me an idea anyway. - Xe takes the box and bids her farewell before setting off down the coast on foot. They stop in the garden to pluck some fruit and take a few things from a trunk near the back door before heading for Splender's house-
[Splender] Is heading towards town with Ringleader-
[Doc] Calls out softly from the shore, not wanting to be a pest. - Anybody home?
[Slender] Sighs in irritation and heads for the doorway- Yes?
[Doc] Is holding the trunk like a kid with one textbook facing down a principal - Am I inturrupting something?
[Slender] - No, is there something you need?- He teleports to the shore, a ripple of glitches following him as he does so
[Doc] No, just checking in. - They hold up the box. - Alexsezia made some cheese, so I brought you some, as well as bread and cheeries from my garden. It's a nice afternoon to just be outside.
[Slender] - Although the offer is appreciated, it is not necessary
[Doc] shrugs- No, it's not nessesary. It's just nice.
[Slender] - Very well- He takes the chest in a tendril- Is that all?
[Doc] I guess. Though there is one thing- They smile mischeivously- Just a screenshot, took it before I came over- They marry the shot to a random bit of paper and hold up the picture of Grinny snoozing blissfully in the sunbeam. - He seems to be making friends with TLOT's Alex; Alexsezia. I don't know about you, but it made me smile.
[Slender] - He's always been fond of sunny spots
[Doc] Most cats are. Give my best to your little bro and mom.
[Slender] - I will pass the message along when he returns from feeding
[Doc] Nods and jumps a bit as their carrot buzzes. They pull it out and hold it up- Hello?
[Licht] - Hey, EAlex is ready to come back
[Doc] Okay. Where are you?
[Licht] - My place
[Doc] Focuses and makes an opening into Licht's tv.
[EAlex] Steps through and reaches back for Licht-
[Licht] Sighs and follows-
[Doc] Closes the hole- Hi again-
[EAlex] See's Slender and freezes in terror- Ho-oo-ol-y shiiit.....
[Slender] Has a bit of a disapproving air about him-
[EAlex] obvious terror-
[Doc] Hey... are you okay? EAlex?
[Slender] Teleports back over to Splender's house, once again glitching the area-
[Licht] Is somewhat regretting not having brought her gun-
[EAlex] Shivers at the glitching -
[Doc] Pats her arm. - He's got a lot on his mind. That's all. Come with me please. - Xe leads them back up into the garden.
[EAlex] Why do I get the feeling that... person? could erase my existence way too easily?
[Doc] Grimaces- Because it's probably true....
[Licht] - I think I've seen that figure online...
[Doc] He's called Slenderman, and his reputation is not exaggerated.
[EAlex] Why is he here???
[Licht] - I'd like to know that as well...
[Doc] Well... it's complicated.... His little brother is super nice, and is here most of the time anyway, and I kinda helped summon his mom, so she's here too.
[EAlex] all eyeballs- Are you out of your freaking mind????
[Doc] I'd like to think I'm not.
[Licht] - Why would you do that?
[Doc] Because her husband is a much more unreasonable and murderous monster then her oldest son Slender. And people abusing their wives really makes me pissed off. Also she'd been estranged from her kids for a super long time because of her husband, the Wicker Man.
[Licht] - Well, I have to agree with you on the abusive husband part...
[EAlex] Yeah, nobody deserves that. It's still crazy though.
[Doc] Shrugs- I've actually spoken to the spirit of Insanity. Driving her out of the creepypastas has been a goal of mine for quite some time. Cp is my oldest case.
[Licht] - Insanity?
[Doc] Yeah, she sucks. She's like a minor goddess, likes to posess people and make them do horrible things without a flicker of conscience. She protects those she takes from Death, but she's still using them.
[Licht] - I see...
[EAlex] Shudders - What a horrible thought. I don't want anyone messing with my head.
[Doc] I feel the same. I have enough problems without fighting my own thoughts for control.
[Licht] - Anyways, EAlex, you had some things you wanted to talk to Doc about?
[EAlex] I was hoping for some help with the portal making thing?
[Doc] Ah... I'm not sure I'm the best person to help you... but we saw how Cp does it. Let's ask BEN this time. And if he's no help, I'll be your last resort.
[EAlex] BEN?
[Doc] Is typing in the chat asking him to come over if he isn't busy.
[BEN] - What?
[Doc] chat- Any chance you feel like helping a noob make her first portals?
[BEN] - Do I have to?
[Doc] Well no, but I would appreciate it. Tell you what, I'll give you some really good pot if you help out.
[BEN] - Can it wait a little? Hyrule and I are playing a game...
[Doc] Sure. That will give me some time to get my part of the deal.
-A few little clouds are gathering overhead and a few drops of rain patter down-
[Doc] Let's go inside anyway.
[EAlex] Looks up and lets the rain fall on her face a little before following- It's calming...
[Licht] - Rain irritates me, it can wash away evidence...
[Doc] Holds the door - Not much to wash away here, just the occasional stray pixel.
[EAlex] I like the sound.
[Licht] Gets inside-
-Gir bellies up to the fence and gives a slightly dusty snort. -
[Doc] Gives them an affectionate pat. - The room below this one is decently dry. Hopefully that will be good enough for BEN.
[Licht] - Is it difficult to learn how to make these portals?
[Doc] Yes. I mean you're literally breaking a hole between two planes of existence. I still have difficulty in my humanoid shape. It's easier to just be a giant dragon and throw my whole body forward headfirst to breech the wall.
[EAlex] Oh dear.
[Licht] - So what's the most basic portal? Going between games?
[Doc] That is a lot easier. If you cross the server firewall you'll be in the void.
[EAlex] The void? That sounds ominious.
[Doc] It kinda is, it's cold and dark and easy to get lost.
[Licht] - That space you took me through?
[Doc] Yes. Once you get good at navigating you can get into any game, also onto different parts of the internet and come out of any electronic thing with a lens or a screen.
[EAlex] Whoah.... no wonder Cp acts like he does. He'd be near impossible to hide from.
[Licht] - And how many here can get out?
[Doc] Do you mean how many here can get out without help or how many are acclimated to exist irl period?
[Licht] - Can get out without assisstance
[Doc] Lets see... BEN taught Cp, he taught me and Lie, and there are some digital creepypastas from the Pokemon games that come and go. Strangled Red, Lost Silver and Glitchy.
[Licht] - So it's a very select group
[Doc] Not everyone wants to go irl, or are dedicated enough to learn to cross the barrier without help. My mate Deerheart, my child Yaunfen, Cp's generals Winston and Endrea and her son Ashe, and Markus of course and Flux. They can all go out too. It doesn't agree with everyone. TLOT hates even being on a higher res server. It literally makes him ill. Even I try to stay away from mirrors or look at my body too much out there, I get lost in the detail and it makes me self-concious and a bit unsettled.
[EAlex] The hightened senses are a bit overwhelming...
[Licht] - Well if this is going to take awhile, perhaps you should send me back out there
[Doc] What were you planning on doing today?
[Licht] - I have some grocery shopping to do
[Doc] Smiles - Anything in particular? You're free to raid the kitchen.
[Licht] - Just a supply replenish, out of peppers and some other things
[Doc] Makes a face- Ye gods... you like those things?
[Licht] - Yes? They're not bad at all
[Doc] Incredulous look - Not bad??? It hurt so much I used the kill command on myself to make the pain stop!
[EAlex] Why would anyone eat something that painful on purpose???
[Licht] - EAlex, you ate peppers that one night that I made the pasta! Only some peppers are hot
[EAlex] Oh... yeah those were pretty good.
[Doc] Maybe we're not talking about the same thing? Like variations in cheese maybe? -They make a small circle with their fingers - The one I had was bright red and about this big.
[EAlex] That's tiny....
[Licht] - Yeah bell peppers are bigger and have almost no spice
[Doc] That sounds much more edible. Cp basically gave me the ghost peppers as a mean joke. I'd never had anything spicy before.
[Licht] - I see, well, perhaps next time you should try the bell veriaty
[Doc] I'll happily trade you something if you bring me an example. I can copy things.
[Licht] - I'll just get you some while shopping
[Doc] Thank you.
[EAlex] Is watching Licht with a small smile. - I don't want to eat up your day off Licht... if you need some time, it's okay.
[BEN] - Yeah I'm not coming over
[Doc] -chat- It's only sprinkling a little. I can tp you and we'll stay inside.
[BEN] - BUT WATER!
[Licht] - Is the rain a problem?
[Doc] Sighs- He's a hydrophobic. It's a really awkward phobia.
[EAlex] Yuck... doesn't he get smelly?
[Doc] Yes.
[Licht] - I don't wish to smell that
[Doc] Then I'll let you out. But his mate does shame him into bathing when it gets really bad.
[Licht] - Thank you
[Doc] Takes a step back and charges forward a little like a headbanger in a mosh pit, the air crackles as the portal shatters open under the impact.
[EAlex] Be safe Licht.
[Licht] - I will- She goes through
[Doc] Closes it behind her and looks at EAlex - You look like someone with a lot on their mind.
[EAlex] sighs- I like her. She's pretty oblivious.
[Doc] That is rough... but these things can take a lot of time. Just be patient and see how it plays out.
[BEN] - So yeah, can we reschedule this thing?
[Doc] -chat- If I get Deerheart to stop the rain, will you come over?
[BEN] - Eh, I mean, there's other stuff I could do...
[Doc] Is sending a chat to Deerheart to please stop the rain for now- Come on. You should bring Hyrule over.
[BEN] Groans in chat-
[Deer] Turns the rain off-
[Doc] Is the tp preferable? I've got your weed.
[BEN] - Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
[Doc] Pulls a very stinky plume of tiny flowers out of a trunk and sticks it in a little clay pot to keep it upright on the edge of the tub.
[EAlex] That is rank!
[Doc] He loves it though. - Xe tps BEN to hir-
[BEN] Sniffs the air and humms at the smell of the pot-
[EAlex] Is trying not to make a face. -
[Doc] EAlex, this is BEN, he's the first one to be able to be digital and real. that we know of at least.
[EAlex] Charmed...
[Doc] She just needs help making portals.
[BEN] - Portals? Well how much do you already know?
[EAlex] I can get between electronics if there's a cord plugged in? And I managed to get off a phone and out into here.
[Doc] She was living on the wallpaper space of a cellphone for at least a week.
[BEN] - Well then we have our work cut out
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Finally!
Kitten- I know who to draw first!
Jeff- Oh? We are still figuring that out, I forgot about that. Oh wait! Maybe it's because I GOT TOSSED THROUGH A WALL!
Sally- Maybe next time you could listen to Slendy and not run half hazardly at Zalgo?
Jeff- For the last time I had an opening and besides where is stick man and the others? They never leave us unsupervised this long? Wait, does that mean I'm my own boss now?!
Hoodie- They are talking to Zalgo on their own, some of us attack first and talk later on top of the fact we are all already pretty hurt. The move and healing process does put a large hold back on the drawing process.
Offender- *out of no where* Yea that could put a damper on fun.
Kitten- Your back! Save me from the crazies!
Jeff- Your a mostly non pasta woman living with monsters who make a living on killing and who give you a new scar every-day but oh no fear the big bad crazies!
Offender- Nah! I'm the fun one I'm always the favorite!
Sally- I don't think your fun fits with our fun....
Splender- Oh! You got the computer working! Are you going to draw bow?
Kitten- Yep, I think I'mma release the pictures in groups and maybe have a story in some of them of our daily interactions.
Jeff- Yep that will be filled with blood and cookies.
EJ- I walked in on the interesting part of the conversation.
Kitten- Anyway sorry for the long wait! Drawings will be posted soon!
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I’m a whore for packaging.
I’m a whore for packaging.
I judge books by their covers, wines by their labels, and fragrances by their bottles.
I am totally shallow. But only on the surface.
Seriously, who can resist anything with well-designed graphics? Especially anything Mid-Century. They lure you in with shiny colourfulness and precise hypnotic designs. The sparkle of stylized diamonds, the promise of something wonderful/magical inside. I own so many things that I bought simply for the packaging. I’ve even thrown away the product and kept the boxes, bottles, jars, wrapping. Not to mention the bag they came in. Mmmm, as my youngest child says. We love 'Things to put Things in.'
More powerful than a candy wrapper, is a make-up palette. I still have all the little boxes and empty containers from my Disney Villains Collection from MAC form 2010. How can you simply discard Cruella Deville Blush or Evil Queen Lipstick? In Sheer Dark Purpley Splender and named Sinister? ‘Check them out ‘cause they’re marvelous.’ But discontinued. Very Sad. I still pet the empty husks and mourn. I should see someone.
I was later seduced by Urban Decay, not just by the cool Apocalyptic name, and promise of rebellion, but by the Graffiti eyeshadow containers. I chose a particularly gruesome green because it had the best tag. The Liquid Eyeliners used to come in a genie-like bottle and were magical to apply. I bought them all. Black Purple Green Blue Brown with names like Perversion, Demolition, Revolver, my fave, and Snakebite. Dare to be Dark and Dangerous they whispered.
There’s a reason that at the front of every department store prestige cosmetic lines present a Diabolical Gauntlet of Temptation: tantalizing and artfully compiled displayers of irresistibly touchable colour collections. Complete with testers. Lipgloss and Shadow and Blush, Oh My. The possibilities and combinations are endless, the World is your Oyster Shimmer Highlighter.
And then there’s the Perfume Counter. So many pretty bottles, but I can only smell three per visit even with coffee beans, before my nose explodes. Nice image. Thus the whole judging by the bottle thing.
Anyone been online to ColourPop lately? I get there, I can’t pull my eyes away. I own 2 of the Disney Princess Collections, Belle and Cinderella, which I can’t even bring myself to use, they’re so beautiful. And now that the Twins are 27 why do I still covet the Frozen II Collection? Anna and Elsa together in one scintillating set. Side by Side on the Diagonal. The warm beside the cold, the icy blues beside the cozy purples. Like The Good Twin with the Evil Twin. I know a little about that. My Anna is Anne and my Elsa is Elizabeth. Ok they’re both good. In their own way.
And don’t get me started on anything, I mean anything, with skulls on it. Not the prissy decorated Day of the Dead Skulls, but the true stark black and white Tattoo, Warning, Jolly Roger Skulls. Or Andy Everson Haida Skulls. Badass Beautiful.
In fact, I’m a whore for anything that is well presented. The same youngest child mentioned above and I cannot shop in an environment that is not, in their words, ‘presented in a way that we can consume it.’ A phrase uttered while we were checking out the first Marshall’s in Calgary. It was like shopping at Value Village but the items dropped on the floor were all over $100.
Which brings me to my pet theory of Perceived Value. Stay tuned. It’s a great theory.
And if you're a local small business owner with an array of sexy make-up palettes or products in ingenious or eye-catching packages to show off, I'd love to hear from you!
#merchandising#marketing#media#shoplocal#smallbusiness#retail#tattletale#packaging#cosmetics#makeup#branding
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BenMartha Drabble "you make me want things I can't have"
At the start it was something so pure, so full of love and endearment. This only grew as everything continued, still moved, still swayed the emotions of her dear Benjamin.
He was her light. Her golden field of warmth who cast a shadow of love and splender over her with every kiss, every kind word. Whenever he was around she giggled, she longed, and she loved. She couldn’t remember such feelings since George, and yet it all seemed so wrong.
Why, he was nearly half her age. At 42 she wasn’t in the position to be making such risky choices either. Had sh e have been younger, not praised in a high society, and full of no doubt or general anxiety over her past lovers disputes and triumphs she might of been on a tad guilty of making such risky discussions, and for loving a poor boy who may not feel the same twords her.
That is why she feels so guilty holding his hand at this moment. That is why she feels upset at the fact that he is the most adorable being she’s ever encountered. That is why kissing his soft jaw while he sits relaxed in her lap on the soft and worn leather of her couch seems so wrong..
So why does her skin become electrified at the sensation?
Why doesn’t she stop?
He’s 24. If he wanted her to stop of course she would, Martha isn’t that kind of woman, and she knows he isn’t the type of man to abuse power.
If anything he’s been nothing but sweet to her. He visits her at her apartment twice a week, sometimes holding a handful of her favorite flowers, sometimes holding takeout. Most times his skin is flushed like she’s just given him the kindest compliment in the world. Most times he’s soft spoken saying words to her like, I was nearby and couldn’t help but think these flowers suited the color of your bedroom walls-
Oh yes, he is most defidently the most precious being in the world. How can she ever be so cruel to think these thoughts?
As he rests in her arms, on her couch, while they watch some documentary on the tellie, she leans over once more to peck his rosy cheeks and then once on the soft back of his head that’s full of his golden hair.
“My sweet boy..”, She whispers to him or maybe to herself “You make me want things I can’t have.” She states with a frowning smile. He gently turns his body just so to look at her, brows however furrowed.
“Mama, whatever do you mean?” He calls her this as he asks and breaks out into a tiny smile. She shakes her head as her heart pounds inside her chest. That smile and those words always did wonders to her heart. It was of no kink and they both knew it. He loved to call her it in their most loving moments.
“I want all of you. I want to feel you always and never let go,” She began. “I want my sweet boy on Sundays as it rains and on Thursdays as the sun shines. I want him all wrapped up in lace or completely free and in my sheets. I want his heart. I want you.” She says while running her soft hand over his strong jaw and down to his chin. She kisses him once and then one last time before he says,
“Then you shall have me. All of me. I won’t go anywhere, I wont do anything to not be with you.” He’s making a promise he doesn’t understand, and albeit a little selfish she enjoys it so very much.
One last kiss to seal it all, and he was right. He is hers. Forever and always.
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Random Questions Time: Music Edition
Because I’m taking a break from work, I’m burnt out, I need something mindless to look at. It’s long. I stole this from somewhere. Doesn’t matter where.
1. What are your 5 most played songs? My best guess would be (and yes I am picking 6):
Goo Goo Dolls - Big Machine
Goo Goo Dolls - Not Broken
Goo Goo Dolls - Ain’t That Unusual
Kamelot - March of Mephisto
Fall Out Boy - Dance, Dance
Britney Spears - Work Bitch
2. How many albums do you have? According to my music program, 421. But there is no easy way of checking he accuracy of that so let’s just say a lot. On top of I have albums that I don’t have digital copies of. 3. Which artist do you have the most songs for? Goo Goo Dolls by far. All time favorite band who has been around since 1986 and they are still producing music. Which is also why I am sure they would be in my “most played songs” list. 4. What your first song in alphabetical order? Last? #SELFIE - The Chainsmokers Zombie Nation - Ministry of Sound 5. How many songs do you have with the letter O? Z? K? O - 97 songs. First song is a techno remix of O’Fortuna lol. (Close to what I have.) Z - 5 songs. First song is Zero Gravity by Kerli. K - 46 songs. First song is Kaleidoscope by Tiesto. 6. How many songs do you have? On my computer. . .3,506. There are probably some duplicates. 7. Spell out your name with songs that you have. A - Affliction - AFI N - Need You Like a Drug - Zeromancer I - Imperial Throne - Jeremy Soule G - Good Day - Angels & Airwaves R - Real World - Matchbox 20 A - Are You In This? - Stroke 9 H - Hate This Place - Goo Goo Dolls A - Avalanche - Walk The Moon M - Maybe Someday - Splender 8. What's your least played song? I honestly have no way of telling that. Maybe Jackie Greene. Someone gave me a CD of his and I didn’t care for it. . .yet it is still on my computer because I’m lazy. 9. A song you always skip. Give a Little Bit - Goo Goo Dolls 10. 3 songs you have with a name in the title. Stacy’s Mom - Fountains of Wayne Where is Micah? - Five Iron Frenzy Mary’s in India - Dido 11. What song makes you cry every time? Oh geezus. Stay With You - Goo Goo Dolls 12. What song means so much to you? Ignoring the last answer... Hey Ya - Goo Goo Dolls Let Love In, Stay With You, and Hey Ya by the Goo Goo Dolls are songs I was listening to constantly during a very rough time in my life. A lot of the lyrics I really related to at the time and so. . .those songs tend to remind me of that time. They kind of helped me in keeping my sanity. 13. What song gets you pumped the most? Britney Spears - Work Bitch. lol. There’s a reason why I assume it’s one of my most played songs. 14. 3 songs you have with cities in the name. Amsterdam - Imagine Dragons San Francisco - Vanessa Carlton N.Y.C - Kevin Rudolf 15. What album will you always listen to all the way through? Goo Goo Dolls - Boxes 16. What song do you have on repeat right now? The last song I did that with was Walpurgisnacht - FAUN 17. Make a story with 6 song titles. One day I’ll fly away. Runaway. Over the hills and far away. I have nothing in this world. Goodbye. 18. Do you have a rainy day playlist? What songs are on it? No. I have a cocktail hour playlist? I imagine what I have on there is what people would have on a “rainy day playlist”? It’s a lot of soft/slow world music, jazz, and trance music. 19. Using one song, tell me how your life is going. Alive - Goo Goo Dolls 20. Do you make playlists? Trying to. I use to just have only two. “CD” and “Repeat.” All the music I wanted to listen to at the moment I would throw into repeat. CD was obviously to make CDs for my car... Currently I have the following: Ah-knee-may, Bollywood Bun, CD, Chorus, Cocktail Hour, College Bun, Dance Party, Elder Scrolls, Emo Bun, Fantasy Bun, Graham Rumarin (shutup), High School Bun, IDEK, Instrumental, Metal Bun, Nostalgia, On The Radio, Pop, Project Runway, Puremood Ish, Remixed Bun, Repeat, Revelations, Rock Alt, Rock Fun, Rock Soft, Sing-A-Long Bun, Sountracks (Intrumental), Sountracks (Lyrical), Steam Powered Giraffe, and Vocaloid. 21. What's your favorite playlists? Currently, Metal Bun. Has artists like Amaranthe, The Birthday Massacre, Leave’s Eyes, and Within Temptation. 22. Do you have any songs with colors in the title? Blue Comb ‘78 by Five Iron Frenzy comes to mind. 23. Put your phone on shuffle, what song comes up first? Do you know every word to this song? Can’t Say - BBMak LOL. Wow. Nope. Maybe back in 2000 I knew all the words, but I Can’t Say, because honestly this is one of their songs I didn’t care for. I know the chorus? 24. How many artists do you have? According to my music program. . .740. 25. How many songs do you have? Have another song from pushing “random” for repeating yourself Leaves’ Eyes - Leaves’ Eyes 26. 3 songs you listen to when you're feeling kinda down. It really depends on what is making me feel “kinda down.” Nostalgia got me down: Let it Die - Three Days Grace Family got me down: Unbreakable - Fireflight Life got me down: Some Nights - Fun. 27. 3 songs you listen to when you're feeling hopeless. Let Love In - Goo Goo Dolls Stay With You - Goo Goo Dolls Hey Ya - Goo Goo Dolls Basically the songs I answered with in 12. These songs I tend to imagine the person I wish I was singing them to me. If I am listening to these on repeat I’m not okay. 28. 3 songs you listen to when you wanna dance. Shut Up and Dance - Walk the Moon Honey, I’m Good - Andy Grammer I Wanna Go (Smash Mode Remix) - Britney Spears (I have an absurd amount of Britney Spears remixes...lmao.) 29. 3 songs you blast out the car speakers, with the top down in the summer. I would never do that. BUT IF I WAS to do that it would be totally random stuff to confuse people like: Blue - Eiffel 65 Buttercup (I’m a Super Girl) - Shonen Knife Knight Rider Theme (Techno Remix) - Happy Hardcore 30. A song you're ashamed to have in your library. I am not ashamed to admit that I have things like Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, Power Puff Girls, Ke$ha, Sandstorm by Darude, and the like on my computer. BUT. The two bands I don’t outright admit to enjoying is Evanescence and Nightwish.
Symphonic Metal (and other similar branches of metal) is probably one of my favorite genres and I think some of Evanescence’s music can fall into that. It seems like whenever I go to the internet wanting to find a new metal band to enjoy, there is always some dick who is like “Let me guess. You like Evanescence/Nightwish.” Like who gives a fuck. I like a LOT of things. Epica, Leaves’ Eyes, Dream Theater, Krypteria. . .but it seems like the moment I admit to enjoying either Evanescence or Nightwish I just get written off. Which makes no goddamn sense because if my taste is such “shit” tell me something else to try? Ya know. The whole reason why I’m there! /rant 31. Do you have any movie soundtracks? Hell yeah! 300, Stardust, Rent (yes, I have both the movie and Broadway versions), Requiem For a Dream, The Lord of the Rings, Pitch Perfect and Moulin Rouge. I also have videogame, tv, and other broadway musical sountracks. 32. What's the oldest song you have? I have music by The Beach Boys which is early 60′s. Surprisingly, I don’t have any classical music on my computer. . .which I do enjoy. 33. Pick a song and tell a story with it. On The Way Down by Ryan Cabrera was the inspiration to my fanfic about Mr. Bushido (Graham Aker) struggling to kill himself. The lyrics “On the way down. I saw you and you saved me from myself.” is the theme behind it. . .it’s the idea that he was seeing his life flash before his eyes while slowly losing oxygen (and while trying to convince himself that seppuku is his only option.) Those memories reminded him of the man he use to be and it’s the desire to go back there. . .to go back to the man he use to be. I said it months ago that I would like to do videos where instead of just music over it. . .I talk about a subject. I plan on making my first one a drawing of a scene from my fic when I discuss what Graham Aker means for me. I plan on making the speed paint use this song as well. 34. What song reminds you of yourself? There are a lot. I would just refer back to questions 12 and 27 for the most meaningful ones. 35. A song you have that you have because you heard it on a commercial and liked it. HA! Well, I don’t actually have the song anymore before, well, I am sure you can guess why but it was... Forever - Chris Brown. Heard it as part of a Doublemint gum commercial.
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• Three Days • Drabble •
Bonely had never worked more quickly in his life. He’d called together agents of Gunmar, specifically the a few of the more reliable Goblins and a changeling or two. With promises for the Goblins of receiving his rations for the next three days, and a few magic secrets for the Changelings, Bonely was able to barter for specific supplies that he took straight to his cavernous dwell. For three days the troll refused to eat, fasting as he etched runes into the medium sized salt blocks and large white quartz crystals that had been delivered to him.
Following the clerical traditions of his mother’s line, Bonely went to work arranging them in such a way as to make a kind of alter out of them. With the white quartz, he made a base and basin, carving it out with utmost haste and care. He then finished the basin by placing the rune-inscribed salt stones as its rim. With the alter completed, knelt down, bowing his head as he rested his right hand claws on the basin.
“Oh Lord, Great Sovereign, who dwells on high, I come as thy son and servant to thank thee fer the gracious time I’ve been given ‘n’ fer the opportunity and means teh build an alter unteh yeh. I ask in humility fer thee teh bless this alter, that I might commune with thee ‘n’ thy oracles that I might know what I should do in these troubled times. This I ask humbly in thy name, Amen.”
With the opening prayer said, Bonely let out a sigh. He could swear his shoulders felt lighter but that could also be lightheadedness from only having water for the last three days. Still, he rose to his feet and took up the gallons of fresh spring water, pouring each one into the basin as he sang his Vansian hymn.
“Oh, Signore sopra, il tuo trono è nelle nuvole e il tuo potere regna per sempre. “Oh, Signore sopra, benedici il tuo servo con la tua luce e guida il male dal mio cuore. “Lascia che io, o Signore, la mia magia sia pura e che il tuo amore e la tua luce possano splendere attraverso di me e illuminare la via prima di me. “Tutto bene e gloria a te, oh, Signore, Grande Sovrano. Gloria a te!”
His voice wasn’t harsh but soft, smooth and gentle as the waters he poured into the basin. But with every word, every note, the runes on the basin began to glow, their power strengthening as he sang until his hymn had ended and the basin was filled. Once again he knelt before the basin and rested his claws on its edge and the tips of his horns against the quartz base as he closed his eyes in prayer.
“Oh Lord, Great Sovereign, who dwells on high, I come before thee and thy alter to ask thy guidance. Lord, my choices and short-fallings have brought me into a place of shadow and lowliness. I have become master of the demon thrust on me, but as soon as I have mastered it, another has come. The tribe here has known suffering and hunger but their chief, their king, has offered me a place among them. His price is steep, oh Lord, for never have you asked for my sovereign will as he has. But in my need I am an hungered and need of kin and a line to call my own. Yet my needs are unmet and he endeavors to fill them.—
“Shall I then, oh Lord, sacrifice my sovereignty that I might be filled? That my needs might be satisfied and my family line secure? Lord, Sovereign on high, I ask for thy help in this matter, for it weighs upon me such as only the evils of my father have. For thy help and guidance in this matter I ask thee, Oh Sovereign, in thy precious name, Amen.”
By the end of his pleading Bonely was out of breath and opted to lean his horns against the belly of the basin. He waited, still kneeling, for anything—a sight, a sound, a hum of the faintest clerical magic. For a minute or to he remained there, the burden on his conscience growing as he felt the darkness of the Darklands creeping into his den again. But as he almost considered letting go of his hope of being answered, he felt something splash against his claws. Startled, the troll looked up and pulled himself to his feet.
A bright white glow emanated from the runes and basin waters, as if a light bulb had lit up in the quartz beneath it. The clear water trembled as if troubled by an unseen current, causing beautiful reflections of light to dance across the troll’s face. Intrigued, Bonely gazed deep into the pool and, on impulse, moved to touch the rippling waters. But the moment his claw touched its surface, the indigo troll felt lightning shoot through his body, sending his marks blazing bright with white light. He let out a screech and staggered back, almost tumbling into the cave wall.
His sight blurred slightly as he felt the power of pure magic pulse through his body. It burned and pulsed, and he could feel it swelling almost to bursting within him. He let out a bellow, hoping it would alleviate the pressure but more began to build in its place. What was happening!? He moved to turn his gaze back to the alter whose waters continued to glow and steam. The troll didn’t get to see the sight and was instead startled by his head colliding with something else—something very, very hard.
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Do you need more Slender Brothers stuff? Cause I'm here to deliver lol! Can I get Trender with s/o designs clothes for famous celebrities and models and works for one of those famous fashion magazines (like Vogue or something) and would sometimes ask him for opinion/help on designs? Love your blog ♥
I always need for Slender Bros in my life ^^
I hope you like these!
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Omg! He couldn’t be happier!
Honestly, this the cheeriest Trender can be. He’s usually pretty level-headed and chill but with you, with someone who actually understands his passion and is just as obsessed as him?? He becomes so much lighter.
You two are so in sync- cuz even if you have a really ‘out-there’ style, there is no doubt in my mind that Trender will be able to appreciate and understand it on a deep level that maybe not many people do.
Trender watches different Red Carpet events on TV with is brothers and keeps a keen eye out for everything he knows you designed and/or created and gets soexcited- pointing it out to his brothers like *Turns around* *Immediately starts wailing on Offender with the rolled up magazine he was holding onto excitedly* ‘That one’s Y/N’s! Mathew McConaughey is wearing Y/N’s design!’ or ‘That’s the one! Right there! That one that one that one that one- ‘until Slender throws the TV out a window. Splender is happy for you, though XD
If you have a stressful cut off date and need to stay up late working? Trender is right there with you, plying you both with caffeine and mac & cheese. Many nights are spent like this, in the kitchen with easels all over the place, and big ass sketch books on the benches, and clear markings on the paint water cups so you don’t accidentally drink that instead of your coffee. He’s doing his own, more peaceful thing, but he’s there all the same and he’s prepared to help you if you ask (Like, if you want someone with fresher eyes then yours to take a look and ask you if the colour is nice or if you’re just so tired you’ve gone delusional for example).
He’s more then happy to stand for hours on end, acting as your dress mannequin when the rest of your (Actual) mannequins are being used and you’re desperate. You two will talk while you work, or he’s cool with being silent as you focus too. Its up to you ^^
And oh god- he loves to watch you when you’re focusing on your art. He thinks you’re the most attractive person he’s ever seen when you’re up in bed in the middle of the night, sketching out a random idea you got in your dreams by lamp light- Or you’re laying on your tummy on the floor, chewing on a wafer stick as you go through books upon books about fashion and fabrics and history; Bits of fabric beside you as you try to decide which to use- Or you’ve got your easel out at the park, standing up and painting beautiful brush strokes against the paper that become a masterpiece- Or-
Okay you get the point XD
And- of course- you’re in awe of him! I mean, he saw all the greatest marks in fashion history. He was there, he lived it all! And his mind- oh my god. You’re in love with all the absolute works of art that come so seemingly effortlessly out of him. You love to just listen to him talk about fashion; Its honestly your favourite thing in this whole world. You’re honoured that he would spend his time with a measly little up-and-coming fashion designer like yourself.
And- seeing as famous people are wearing your designs- I’m assuming you’re pretty stressed-out person. Well, Trender is most certainly, there to make you rest when you obviously need to but think you can’t. He goes to bed with you and strokes your hair until you relax or fall asleep. He understands that you love your job, truly he does, but he also knows you’ll learn to hate it if you let it ruin your health. So come on; Lets go to bed, huh?
You: But- But its only 3 in the afternoon-
Trender: And it was 3 in the morning, earlier, and you didn’t sleep, so now we play catch up. Get in the bed.
You two are starry eyed at each other and its adorable XD
#Trenderman#Trenderman x Reader#Headcanons#Trenderman x Reader Headcanons#Slender Brothers#Slender Bros
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No one knows.
Yes, no one knows that I’m here, at the tryouts of ForgotenCity to find a hero worthy of my caliber. The population didn’t exacly saw my face so I could easily enter the compition. Why you may ask, did I enter a compitition to find someone to defeat me? Well I wanted to examine them and see their weaknesses so when the moment to fight between us, I could exploit their wekneses and win the fight.
Here, in this reality, people do not have superpowers like in the comics but instead, we have advenced technologie. I, for example, create, programe, and built numerous machines and cyborgs to help me conquer the world. That’s how I plan to win the tryouts and steal the most precious thing this city holds, the Splender.
“People of ForgotenCity! We are gathered here to choose a hero worthy of defending the good and fighting for justice. This hero will ensure our safty in more ways than one! Our hero must be courageous, humble, kind, and also heroïque!!!”
The croid cheered this pathetic speech that their maire said and unfortunately, I had to join them to.
“Some days ago, a ruthless vilain attacked half of our city and he now controls it. We, who are not protected by heroes, must begin this compitition to find our own protector who will make us feel safe and put the ugly villain in jail!”
The croud cheered louder and me with it. Really? An ugly villain? Please I am more handsome than that fool of a maire. But it was nice remembering how I invaded and conquered half of ForgotenCity.
“Now let the games begin!!!”
Oh, this will be fun.
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@writing-prompt-s @ouatpancakes
A super villain decides to attack a smaller, lesser known city that does not have its own super hero. The city holds tryouts to find its hero.
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Chocobro’s and their S/o’s First Kiss
I got to thinking about this some time ago. What would that moment be like when their s/o’s decided to go in for their first kiss? How would they act?!
(I neglected Noct’s, I’M SORRY *doges flying objects* I need to work at his prompts better. I actually had to stop myself with Iggy’s because I honestly could of kept going)
Anyways, let the fluff ensue!
Noct - Confused but beyond flattered.
You had seen the determination on his face while the two of you enjoyed a day of fishing. Luck hadn’t been on the Princes side, leaving him a bit frustrated. The idea then clicks. “I think it’s time…” you thought. Before Noct had the chance to throw the line back in, you grabbed his arm, pulling him in slowly for a quick gentle peck on the lips “You can do it” You whispered. He blinked a few times trying to gather himself before his signature smile appears to your delight. “You’re right, I can” Each of you sporting matching pink cheeks.
Prompto - Awkward stammering but left wanting more.
Surrounded by Chocobo’s all day left the two of you giddy with excitement! Well versed in proper Chocobo care, it made your heart swell to see Prompto so passionate about these fluffy creatures. “I want to make this memory last!” he shouted “Oh? How so?” Prompto’s camera was cradled in his hand angled downward towards the two of you as he moved closer to your side. Picking up on his plan and just as he went to press the shutter, you grabbed his cheeks and planted a big kiss on his now surprised lips. “o-oh mmph” Pulling away only revealed an extra red blonde who was attempting words but with no avail; camera still in the air. You smiled, feeling victorious as you began to walk back towards the baby Chocobo stalls leaving Prompto practically salivating for more of your affection.
Gladio - Embarrassed, confident and lustful.
“What’s camping without a blazing fire!?” Gladio had exclaimed with a grin. You smiled back as you sat watching him poke and prod at the burning embers underneath the triangle of burning logs. He was overjoyed (though tried to play it cool) when you had accepted his invitation to go camping with him. Since the others did it all the time, asking you was his goal instead. Just the two of you to enjoy nature and all it’s splender. “Alright, tent time” Gladio had started pulling out the poles and tent cover, organizing them first then beginning to build. Since he was a self-proclaimed master at this, hesitation was nowhere in sight…or so he thought. While kneeled down inside, one stubborn pole had decided it wasn’t going to hold part of the cover in place. Giggling at his frustrated grunts was enough to heighten his slight embarrassment. “Need some help there big guy?” You stood walking over just as the tent and all it’s half built glory collapsed, leaving Gladio shrouded like a ghost with the cover over his head. In the midst of your mini laughing fit, a spark of confidence lit within your stomach. “Damnit! I don’t get it. These usu-mmphh” You had pulled the cover down to his shoulders and kissed him with as much force as you could muster. Still kneeling in front of you, surprised for all of 10 seconds, he chuckled against your lips. “The tent can wait..” his husky voice dripping with sheer want.
Ignis - Warm and curious
“Iggy…they’re beautiful!” Your eyes scanned over the brilliantly lit night sky a few miles away from the royal city lights. On top of a small hill, the open sky wrapped both you and Ignis in a blanket of twinkling diamonds and small yet visible far off galaxies. “Magnificent…” he whispered. The night had began with Ignis showing you his favorite astronomy books in the library, only for you to be intrigued enough to want to venture out and witness things for yourself “I’m absolutely thrilled that you enjoy this” He told you, and you did. Not only because of the stars, but because of him. Ignis had opened your eyes and mind to so many new things since your arrival a few years ago. You wanted to pay him back for spending so much time with you in between work ‘But how?’ As Ignis had started speaking about his favorite constellations, you couldn’t help but stare. The way his jaw moved with every word, how his adams apple bobbed when he chuckled at his own puns, and the way the stars danced in those green pools they call eyes. “Ignis?” “Yes Y/n?” He had turned towards you only to be greeted by your face only inches from his. “Thank..you, for everything…” the words barely audible. You both stared, not wanting to break eye contact. Your hand slowly lifted to his cheek, moving in closer to brush your lips against his until you gave in with more pressure. The kiss was delayed for a moment as his eyes remained focused on yours, searching. ‘Did I screw up?’ you thought, your confidence slowly starting to give way to embarrassment. Beginning to pull away, Ignis caught your hip to pull you closer, his cheeks painted a soft pink, this time closing his eyes and deepening the kiss. “You’re welcome, my dear”
#final fantasy xv#ffxv#noctis lucis caelum#prompto argentum#ignis stupeo scientia#gladiolus amicitia#headcanon#first kiss#writing prompt#writing
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1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
- I Think God Can Explain by Splender - Steady My Heart by Kari Jobe - Supermarket Flowers by Ed Sheeran - Imagination by Shawn Mendes - Dangerous Woman by Ariana Grande - Terrified by Katharine McPhee ft. Zachary Levi
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
My best friend in US.
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
“Oh, is it now?” she asked. (Looking for Alaska)
4: What do you think about most?
Yung mga taong ‘di ko na dapat iniisip. Sigh.
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
Oo meron nga.
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
With clothes on.
7: What’s your strangest talent?
Parang wala, haha.
8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
Yes, poem and songs (haba ng hair hahaha ;P).
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Hindi ko pa na try haha.
11: Do you have any strange phobias?
Claustrophobic ako so... ayun.
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Ew, no.
13: What’s your religion?
Wala ata, lol. But I do believe in God.
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
People watching lol.
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
Both :p
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
Coldplay.
17: What was the last lie you told?
“Okay lang.”
18: Do you believe in karma?
Yeah, both good and bad karma.
19: What does your URL mean?
Bookweeeeermchikabebs
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
Idk, basta alam ko weakness ko mga sweet na tao lol.
21: Who is your celebrity crush?
Chris Evans.
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Nope.
23: How do you vent your anger?
Pulling my own hair =))
24: Do you have a collection of anything?
Yeah, I collect books yung mga paperbacks. Pero kapag may nagbigay ng hardbound okay lang din ^^
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
Talking on the phone.
26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
Yes, I am happy.
27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
I hate the sound of a ticking clock; I love the sound of the rain
28: What’s your biggest “what if”?
What if naihulog talaga ako sa hagdan dati, nabuhay pa kayo ako?
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
I believe in evil spirits so yeah, I think meron talagang ghosts but aliens? I dunno.
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
Left, heater; right a book.
31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
Amoy vanilla. Nagsindi kasi ako ng kandila dito hehe ^^
32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
Siguro sa Divi kapag yung malapit na mag christmas.
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
East Coast :p (Gayahin ko lang si bes haha)
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
Mmm.. Isip pa ako ;)
35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
To live, to love others, to enjoy the nature, to eat, to read, to love yourself.
36: Define Art.
Expression of creativity.
37: Do you believe in luck?
Yes, I do.
38: What’s the weather like right now?
Maulap, malamig, masarap matulog ;)
39: What time is it?
2:06pm na dito.
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
'Di ako marunong mag drive. Haha..
41: What was the last book you read?
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
Nope.
43: Do you have any nicknames?
Yes.
44: What was the last film you saw?
Movie adaptation of Before I Fall.
45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
Wala.
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
Yes ^^
47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
M&M’s :D
48: What’s your sexual orientation?
Straight.
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?
Yeah, kami daw nung best friend kong 17y/o haha! Mga malisyoso.
50: Do you believe in magic?
Maybe?
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
Hindi ko alam, pero matagal kasi ako magpatawad :/
52: What is your astrological sign?
Libra.
53: Do you save money or spend it?
I save it.
54: What’s the last thing you purchased?
Fries and burger sa branch ng Jollibee dun sa airport. Mag iisang taon na hahaha :))
55: Love or lust?
Love.
56: In a relationship?
Yes.
57: How many relationships have you had?
'Di ko binibilang haha.
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
I can’t :))
59: Where were you yesterday?
Dito lang sa condo.
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
None.
61: Are you wearing socks right now?
Nah.
62: What’s your favourite animal?
Dogs and rabbits ^^
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
Wala, secret weapon? Bakit, sasabak ba tayo sa gera? lol.
64: Where is your best friend?
Somewhere in US.
65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.
Blog lang ni bes ^^
66: What is your heritage?
I am a Filipina from Mars. :p
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?
Tulog na.
68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?
Wala siyang apelyido~ (bagsakan song lol)
69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
Minsan.
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
Yes, kahit alam kong mahilig akong manermon :))
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
Tatawagan ko best friend ko.. Bes, tulungan mo ako kawawa naman si doggy chuchu. Malilate na ako. HUHUHU =)))
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a. Oo, sasabihin ko b. Babalik ako sa Pinas
c. Oo.
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
Love.
74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
Superstitious by Stevie Wonder
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
0209.
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
Intimacy, commitment and communication.
77: How can I win your heart?
Love me unconditionally.
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
Yeah, siguro.
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
Patawarin yung tatay ko kung ano mang ginawa niya sa’min ni mama dati. Para sa’kin best decision pa rin yun kahit ngayon parang balewala na naman ako sa kanya ^^
80: What size shoes do you wear?
Size 4.
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
I shall return. LOL. Hindi ko alam, hahaha
82: What is your favourite word?
Okay :))
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
Love <3 Heart heart :))
84: What is a saying you say a lot?
“Okay lang.”
85: What’s the last song you listened to?
Attention by Charlie Puth
86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?
Black, white and beige.
87: What is your current desktop picture?
Wala, color black lang siya. Ayaw kasi gumana nung licensed OS ko. Sa pinas ko kasi binili yun, tch.
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
Pag-iisipan ko pa, joke. Hahaha. Wala naman.
89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
“Naka move on ka na ba?”
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Sisigaw ako nang sisigaw hanggang magising lahat ng mga kasama ko sa bahay para puntahan nila ako sa kwarto ko. =)))
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
Teleportation :D
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Jan.4, 2016 para maexperience ko ulit na ipagluto ako ng almusal ni mama at asikasuhin bago pumasok sa office ^^
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Yung nakikita kong nirerevive si mama. Sobrang sakit po, di ako makahinga > <
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
Adam Levigne o kaya si Zayn Malik
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Florida :p
96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
None.
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
Nung bata pa siguro ako :))
98: Ever been on a plane?
Yeah.
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
Hello world…! xDD
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Roleplay Server Log #390
"Mirabellla Hunting, Grinny's Dinner, Dino in Town, Hide and Seek, Visitation”
[Mirabella] Wanders near the shore, following the faintest trail of loneliness, she normally wouldn't have gone this far from her children, but she was in need of food-
[Mb] is sulking quietly on the shore, and doesn't hear her approach. Celine is nowhere around and he throws a cobble into the water with a plunk.
[Mirabella] Stiffens at the sound and looks around nervously-
[Mb] Let's out the faintest little huff of air, the bit of loneliness is coming from him and it hangs over his demeanor like a small dark cloud.
[Mirabella] Moves a bit closer, drawing the emotion towards her to feed, but she won't get to close. To be fair she's also never really had to hunt for food like this before either
[Mb] Is just wallowing in the emotion since he thinks he's alone.
[Mirabella] She's silent but does gasp as she feels a burst of power from Splender who is in the village-
[Mb] Shoots up and looks around, then up and up. He floats up off the ground and hovers near what would be her eye level. - Humph. I'd offer to fight you, but I hear you people just use sneaky disortion blasts.
[Mirabella] - I... I didn't mean...
[Mb] What? I like to fight. But getting zapped in the first few seconds isn't any fun.
[Mirabella] Backs off alittle, MB's loneliness having disapated since he noticed her presence-
[Mb] What's wrong with you? You look like you could swat me.
[Mirabella] - I... I should be going- She quickly turns around
[Mb] Flies in front of her and settles on the ground again- Surely you ain't scared of me?
[Mirabella] - Ah...- Shrinks back a little
[Mb] Why are you sneaking around anyway... From what I've heard you're welcomed here.
[Mirabella] - I... I was simply... Looking for food...- Her voice gets quieter as she speaks
[Mb] Food? Just raid someones garden. Or fuck, ask anyone in the castle. Half the server can copy shit and just hand it out like candy.
[Mirabella] - That... Is not what we feed off of...
[Mb] Oh you're a demon thing right? Is it something weird?
[Mirabella] - Ah, well... I feed on... Loneliness...
[Mb] Goes quiet - And you found my ass... - he looks at his feet- Well fuck... I guess that's the way it fucking goes. When the kiddo is of playing... aw who am I kidding...? You don't care. Why should anyone give a shit anyway....
[Mirabella] - You have... A child?
[Mb] Shifts uncomfortably - She's a tween... A bitty dragon. But smart as a little human.
[Mirabella] - I see... If you don't mind, I should be returning to my children...
[Mb] Hmmph. - He suddenly perks and looks up at the sound of wingbeats.
[Celine] Dives out of the sky and bowls him over in a big hug, wrapping him in her wings and rolling over and over in the sand- Master!
[Mirabella] Takes a quick step back out of fear-
[Celine] Stops rolling and licks Mb's face playfully- I missed you!
[Mb] Is licked- Cut it out Celine!
[Mirabella] Knows there's no chance of feeding now-
[Celine] Leans on her front claws- Hello! You're pretty. How come you don't have a face? That's a little spooky.
[Mirabella] - I... I'm a slenderbeing...
[Celine] Oh like Splendy? He's so nice!
[Mirabella] - Yes, he is one of my sons
[Celine] You're his mom? Whoah. Hey... wanna see something neat? - She fumbles in her inventory a little and pulls out a beautiful flower bloom. - Lie gave me a flower. Have you met her baby yet?
[Mb] Ho boy....
[Mirabella] - No I have not, my kind give off an energy which might harm so small of a child
[Celine] Oh... well she's really cute!
[Mb] Is obviously resigned to just letting the little dragon chatter happily.
[Mirabella] - I see, well, I must be going
[Celine] Okay. It was nice to meet you Slendermom!
[Mb] Mouths while thumbing at the dragon 'Celine'
[Mirabella] - A pleasure to meet you too, Celine
[Celine] Huge grin and some happy tail thumping that sends up a decent sized cloud of sand under the spiked block on her tail.
[Mirabella] Walks away-
[Alexsezia] Is outside fishing with a slight frown-
[Grinny] Is pacing on the bed inside, he's hungry and irritated-
[Alexsezia] Pulls up a clownfish and scowls at it, before throwing the line back in the water.
-The other cats are avoiding Grinny because of his bad humor.
[Grinny] Finally slinks out into the main room and jumps into a window to glower at Alexsezia-
[Aqua] Is rolling about in the waves-
[Alexsezia] Pulls up a regular fish and tosses it over her shoulder-
-several cats in the yard scramble to rip it to bits playfully-
[Grinny] Yowls-
[Alexsezia] Looks back worriedly- I'm trying!
[Grinny] Scratches at the glass-
[Aqua] Chases a sea dragon towards Alexsezia-
[Alexsezia] Gets soaked as the dragon splashes towards shore trying to get away- Dammit!
-Glass schreeching noises-
[Aqua] Trills-
[Alexsezia] Wringing out her hair. She sits firmly back down and tosses the line in the water again-
[Grinny] Pops the glass and a flood of cats comes out the hole pushing Grinny along with them-
[Alexsezia] Gods dammit.... - she's suddenly surrounded by cats.
[Grinny] Growls as he gets closer- Food. Where is it?
[Alexsezia] I'm working on it. - she gestures towards the pole - I have plenty of chase but no lobsters left.
[Grinny] Swats at another cat- Then hurry up!
[Alexsezia] Gets a tug and pulls up another regular fish. She tosses it backwards and the other cats tear it apart too. - I can't hurry. Jerking the line around just scares the prey away.
[Grinny] Growls and jumps off of Alexsezia's back-
[Alexsezia] Yelps in pain and drops the pole- Why??? You're a cat! You know you have to be patient to catch food!
[Grinny] - No I don't, you humans are supposed to provide it
[Alexsezia] Picks up the pole again - Well I have regular fish, chicken and beef. Pretty sure you won't eat that though.
[Aqua] Swims up near the shore-
[Grinny] Irritated tail flicks-
-There's bit of a ripple as a very big shape swims up alongside Aqua-
[Alexsezia] Peers suspiciously-
[Aqua] Noses the hook of the pole, looking for treats-
[Alexsezia] NO! Don't mess with that!
[Herabrine] Bumps Aqua from below so Alexsezia can pull the pole back-
[Aqua] Is surprised and splashes-
[Grinny] Hisses as he gets wet-
[Herabrine] Churgling at Aqua - The gist seems to be fish for watch out for hooks!
[Alexsezia] Pats Grinny with a carpet square-
[Grinny] Attacks Alexsezia's hands-
[Aqua] Loops around Hera-
[Alexsezia] Tosses the fiber square on top of him instead- You're being an ass!
[Herabrine] Is suprised and pops up in the middle of his coils like a slippery piece of soap-
[Aqua] Nudges Hera-
[Grinny] Angry cat is angry-
[Herabrine] Shifts and hovers over the water- You be careful!
[Alexsezia] Huffs at Grinny in annoyance and dips her scratched up hands in the cold water- Hera!
[Aqua] CIrcles Hera from below-
[Herabrine] Hmm? What?
[Alexsezia] Any chance you could scare up some lobsters for me?
[Herabrine] Looks down into the water- Maybe?
[Grinny] Yowls-
[Alexsezia] Someone's being picky...
[Herabrine] Ah, got it. - She dives straight down into the water with a hard splash.
[Aqua] Chases after Hera-
[Herabrine] Skims around the bottom and forces a small wave with several lobsters crashing up on the shore-
-Other cats scatter and leap away from the water and little snippers-
[Grinny] Focuses on the lobsters before attacking them-
[Alexsezia] Well let me boil them first! They're kinda pinchy!
-Crunch-
[Herabrine] Smiles- Gross. I don't think he minds.
[Alexsezia] Walks around and puts the other lobsters in a bucket- Sheesh...
[Grinny] Tearing the lobster apart-
[Aqua] Squirts Hera-
[Herabrine] Hey! - She lifts up a skinny tentacle of water and squirts Aqua back-
[Aqua] PLayful noises-
-Lots of splashing back and forth-
[Alexsezia] Regards the destroyed lobster- Did it taste good at least?
-A bit of lobster goes flying through the air-
[Alexsezia] You're a mess.
-Even some of the other cats have stopped to watch Grinny savage the crustaceon.
[Grinny] - Give me another
[Alexsezia] I'm going to cook it first. That can't be good for you. At the least I don't want you to barf everywhere.
[Grinny] - Little late for that don't you think?
[Aqua] Squirts Alexsezia-
[Alexsezia] Darn it! I was just getting dry. -She hustles inside to boil the lobster-
[Herabrine] Regards the cat- Little griefer.
[Grinny] Starts following and then it dawns on him, he's outside, he can cause even more chaos-
[Alexsezia] Is mixing up the cooked lobster with chase and other goodies, it's making a rather enticing smell from inside the open door -
[Grinny] Wavers with indecision-
[Herabrine] Is still playing with Aqua but shoots Grinny a look - I've seen that face before. Gk makes it when Sweet Alex starts baking treats. He wants to go run and annoy people, but the temptation is too strong.
[Grinny] - Oh shut up you bitch
[Herabrine] Better a bitch then a pussy. - She sticks her tongue out at the cat and changes back into her Guardian shape before plunking back down into the water-
[Grinny] Would attack her if she wasn't underwater-
[Alexsezia] Has finished the plate of food and walks by the door to put it in it's usual spot. She calls from inside - Grinny? Dinner?
[Grinny] Gives in and heads inside, but uses the still broken window to get in-
[Alexsezia] Backs off so he can eat and goes to fix the window.
[Eliza] Is sitting in the shade of Lies giant tree weaving her silk into a large piece of fabric-
[Chester] Staggers by in her range of sight. He's smiling and obviously a little dizzy.
[Eliza] Frowns a little- Chester? Is everything alright?
[Chester] Smiles rather stupidly and hicupps- Eliza! You're so pretty.
[Eliza] - Oh dear, did you... Did you have alcohol?
[Chester] Nods a little too fast- Yep! Sammmmmm gave me a drink.
[Eliza] - How much?
[Chester] Moves his hands around in a noncommital way and then just gives up- More then one?
[Eliza] - I see, well enjoy the feeling for now, you may regret it later
[Chester] I mostly feel dizzy...
[Eliza] - Then come rest by me
[Chester] But I think I'd rather dance! Everything seems to be moving anyway. - He does a few steps to one side and then the other, kind of stumbling but still relatively graceful. It's like he saw a bird doing a mating dance and is trying to drunkenly imitate it.
[Eliza] Sighs and fires a bit of her silk to draw Chester closer to herself- YOu're going to hurt yourself...
[Chester] OH NO! I'm caught! - He makes a show of ineffectively scrabbling-
[Eliza] Simply shakes her head and parks Chester down next to her before returning her attention to the fabric she's weaving-
[Chester] Nuuuuuuuu. - He's dramatically flopped.
[Eliza] - You're fine, just rest, it's a pleasant day and there isn't much to do
[Chester] Flips upside down with his spider legs in the air and his arms flat and wide. His human fingers brush what she's working on- this is sooooft.
[Eliza] - Thank you, I'm hoping to replace ENdrea's clothes with this cloth
[Chester] Just making her something nicer or did her stuff get wrecked?
[Eliza] - Well, one of my jobs has always been to provide clothes for the generals when in their human forms. It has been some time since I replaced hers
[Chester] Awww... that's nice. - He takes out a bit of yarn and plays it around his fingers until it's a slightly lopsided cats cradle.
[Eliza] - Careful to not get yourself stuck
[Chester] Wiggles his fingers until he has a sort of rope with a loop around each thumb. - Hmmm....
[Eliza] - Are you okay?- She reaches for a nearby chest which is full of dyes
[Chester] I'm good! No problems here! - He wiggles around and now the braid is around one wrist like a friendship bracelet - Um...
[Eliza] Begins applying the dye to the fabric, turning it a lovely shade of royal purple-
[Chester] Ohhhh , can you make it a second color too? Fade-y like? Steve taught me a word... ombre!
[Eliza] - Yes, I can, but that is not my plan for this piece
[Chester] Is very focused on her face and it's obvious he's just lost in watching her work and talk to him- what's it gonna be?
[Eliza] - A new dress, and then I will also need to make her a cloak. I know water does not effect her much in her human form, but it does rain here often, and I want to make certain she's happy
[Chester] Can you make it waterproof??? That's neat!
[Eliza] - Well yes, our silk does repel water
[Chester] Twiddles his feet - I feel silly... you should let your hair down.
[Eliza] Laughs a little- Not right now, I need it out of my way while I work, perhaps later
[Chester] Twiddles his feet at her some more- But I want to play with it. Your hair is lovely.
[Eliza] - Chester... I have to concentrate
[Chester] Scoots over closer and hugs her thorax with his feet, she's warm and fuzzy- Okay... I'll be as quiet as a silverfish.
[Eliza] - You do realize that they are not usually quiet, correct?
[Chester] Tries to make a silverfish noise and just suceeds in spitting a little on the tiles under them-
[Eliza] Smiles at him and continues to work, she's long since used to young spiders crawling all over her to learn how to work their own silk by watching her-
[Chester] Snuggles up close, his eyelids look a bit droopy and his glasses slip down his nose a bit-
[Eliza] Reaches over and takes his glasses off for him, setting them atop the chest next to her-
[Chester] Soft snores into her shirt hem-
[Eliza] Continues her work, eventually covering Chester with her finished fabric for the time being-
[Chester] Snuggles up and mumbles into the fabric- I love you Eliza....
-There's quite a bit of psychic disturbance and some screams coming from the village-
[Lie] Flinches as she feels it and glances at her husband who sighs and starts pulling his clothes back on to go investigate-
[Steve] Has Aether and is outside the wall. Which now has a big hole in it-
[CP] Lands near him having just flown over- The fuck is going on and why do you have my daughter?
[Steve] TLOT's in damage control mode. He sent me out so Aether would be safe.
[CP] - What happened?
-more screams-
[Steve] I... uh...
[CP] Long exasperated noise and heads into the village-
-Lots of kids and Testificates running-
[Jaam] Come running forward with a cake in one hand-
-A large head full of teeth emerges from behind a building. The Testificate is knocked down and screams as the Fruitcake patterned t-rex steals the dessert from his hands -
[CP] - Are you fucking serious?
[Yaunfen] In their dragon shape, but trying not to step on anyone- Bad Fru!
[TLOT] Is trying to do his weight trick but the animal is moving too fast to be easily caught-
[CP] Just goes for a nut shot on Fru-
[Fru] Licks the screaming Testificate and then makes a BLA! face before standing up again. The shot glances off one leg- mrr?
[CP] - Fuck off!
[Yaunfen] Keeps trying to corral Fru with their long body, but the dinosaur just steps over them-
[TLOT] Just help me get him out of the village!
[CP] - Fine!- He spawns some rope and manages to snag Fru-
[Fru] Just tugs it hard and the lead breaks-
[Yaunfen] Tries shoving them with their blunt horns-
[CP] - You know... I could still be fucking my wife you know!
[TLOT] Shouts back- It's not like I decided to ruin your day on purpose!
[Yaunfen] Sorry Big Fire!!!!
[Fru] Sticks head in the window of the gay bar and shatters it-
[Yaunfen] Fuck!
[CP] - Oh for fucks sake... Can we just not? [Ding Ding] Goes barrelling past mooing-
[Fru] Stomps over to Cp and licks him, looking for more sugar-
[CP] Punches Fru-
[Fru] Is punched. It kinda sounds like someone hitting a bag of coathangers and has the same relative effect. The dinosaur roars at Cp and basically covers him in somewhat sticky spittle.
[Yaunfen] Is trying to pull the dino by the tail and having no luck-
[TLOT] Is just trying to keep his villagers out of harms way now-
[CP] Sets himself on fire-
[Fru] Curious noise, and then just walks past Cp to stick their nose into the flower shop-
[CP] - TLOT... Deal with the fucking dino
[TLOT] WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO??? PEOPLE COME FIRST.
[Yaunfen] Does a bull run at Fru and knocks them sideways towards the hole in the wall-
[Fru] Scrabbling to get up-
[CP] Panics, knowing his daughter is in that direction and bolts towards her-
[Steve] Is farther down the path and ready to bolt for Markus's house if the rex comes towards him-
[CP] Relaxes a little seeing his daughter is nowhere near harms way-
[Fru] Stumbles around a bit and nearly steps on one of the skeleton riders trying to get out of their way-
[CP] Flies up and launches himself at Fru's back to knock them out of the village-
[Fru] Is shoved forward and stumbles back out onto the path toward's Lie's house-
[Steve] Makes a dead run for Markus's house-
[Notch] Pokes his head outside- What the hell is going on? HOLY SHIT. IS THAT A FRUITCAKE MONSTER????
[Lie] Threw on one of CP's spare shirts- [Aether] Starts crying-
[Yaunfen] Runs out after them- Fru heel!
[Steve] No! Don't cry Aether!
[TLOT] Stomps out of the village and transforms in a billow of bedrock fog. A vast enderdragon emerges from the cloud and roars a challenge at the dinosaur-
[Fru] Mrrr???!!
[Yaunfen] Don't hurt him please!
[TLOT] Charges the dino and grabs it in his paws before headbutting them rather violently-
[Lie] Teleports to her child-
[CP] Moves to place himself between his family and the dinosaur-
[TLOT] Wrestles with Fru and gets them in a headlock-
[Steve] Sorry Lie, she got scared!
[Notch] Runs out to help-
[Fru] -Huge roar-
[Lie] - That's not surprising!- She takes her baby and cradles her, trying to calm her
[Yaunfen] Dancing around unhappily, not sure what to do.
[Notch] Tries his Fus on Fru, yelling at the top of his lungs-
[TLOT] Freezes in place and then thrashes sideways because it hurt his ears too-
[Lie] Looks around for a clear spot and spawns a bunch of her purple flowers which smell like chocolate away from the group-
[Fru] Excited sniffing!
[Mix, in chat] What is all that racket??!!
[Notch] Sorry TLOT...
[TLOT] Clutching his head with his paws.
[Yaunfen] chat- Fru's being bad!
[Fru] Goes for the flowers and chomps them up before spitting them back out in irritation- RRRRRAAAAAA!
[Mix] Pick Fru up like I showed you???
[Yaunfen] chat- Too big!
[Mix] Did Fru grow????
[Yaunfen] YES.
[Mix] OH OKAY. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS, I'LL BRING HELP
[Yaunfen] By the village!
[Mix] Okay I'm coming, keep Fru busy!
[TLOT] Shakes off the headache and pounces on Fru, the two roll into the pen of honesty blossoms and crush the fence.
[Chain chomp] Gets loose and flees towards Cp with a lot of unhappy barking-
[Blake] Has heard the commotion and is also barking wildly-
[Yaunfen] Okay....
[CP] Goes to check on Lie- Take Aether inside, it's safer
[Lie] - I know, just, help TLOT deal with this. Are you coming with me Steve?
[Steve] Yes please. I don't think I can be much help here since we're not actually trying to kill it.
[Lie] - Notch?
[TLOT] Gets kicked and swats Fru across the nose-
[Notch] I'm coming.
[Lie] Leads them inside, shushing Aether while CP turns his attention back towards Fru-
[TLOT] Swats at the dino with his wings, he's trying to knock them out-
[Yaunfen] very upset-
[Mix and MA] - Come running, MA has his staff out. -
[TLOT] Bites at Fru. They're just trading blows like boxers now-
[Mix] Hi TLOT! -Pulling some of her rock candy blocks out, knowing Fru likes them- Let Fru come here, please?
[TLOT] Backs off with a huff, still growling-
[Fru] Sniff... sniff... SNUFFLE!
[Yaunfen] That smells good....
[Fru] Advances on Mix with open jaws and overly sweet breath.-
[Mix] - a bit shaky but standing tall and holding the rock candy to Fru- Hey buddy....
[MA] - Standing beside Mix with his staff out incase Fru doesn't stop. -
[Fru] Grabs the whole block and slobbers on Mix in the process- NOM
[Yaunfen] Sneaks over - can I have one?
[Mix] Yeah, you like those right? - Pats Fru's chin with her hand and starts stepping back, popping another block into her hand. This one's green, still very sweet- If you want, Yaunfen. Where do you want Fru? Because I can tell not here.
[Yaunfen] Takes the block and licks it- I don't know... they broke out of their pen.
[TLOT] Angry dragon loaf- Somewhere not my village.
[Yaunfen] Big Fire could build something. Mada says they like big builds. No lie.
[Mix] -gets another block out to lure Fru with - You'll need somewhere really big. Fru is still gonna get bigger.
[MA] I'd say it has... Two? More growth spurts? Unless it was a runt then maybe three? - scrunching face in thought-
[CP] - We could put it in the cage, just tnt a path to it
[TLOT] roars - Fuck no! My whole world is in there!
[CP] - But I really don't feel like building, besides you can probably build a pen faster
[TLOT] Growls-
[Yaunfen] But you're so good at it! Mada said your office alone was huge!
[CP] - Yeah, but I'm tired...
[Yaunfen] Tiny sad whine-
[CP] - Besides, it just needs stronger walls most likely
[Fru] Lots of slurping like it's eating a giant jawbreaker-
[Blake] Barks at Fru-
[Chain Chomp] Sits on Cp's foot.
[CP] - How about this, as soon as you actuallt figure out what sort of walls it needs, then you can come talk to me
[Mix] For walls... I think it's iron? Is that what was in the King's place? - looks at MA questioningly-
[MA] Yeah it was iron to keep him in there.
[TLOT] Annoyed tail lashing- what about the desert? There's a clear spot beyond the gym. Before you reach mix's area
[Yaunfen] Iron...? That's so... Ugly and cold...
[Mix] Ah yes i can see Fru every morning. I can feed Fru if you want.
[MA] I know. We usually covered it with stone in a pattern.
[Mix] Hmmm... But it might need to be iron from your seed Yaunfen...
[CP] - It would have to be from TLOT's, anything that comes from Yaunfen's seed Fru can eat. Besides, the mod originates from TLOT's seed
[Mix] But the variant is candy based. Mmm. Maybe we should get both...
[CP] - Mix up the ingots? I don't know if that will work.
[Mix] Maybe use half and half blocks? Use some of both in each wall and see what lasts?
[CP] - We could try, but what do we do with Fru in the meantime?
[Mix] Fru should be content for now, just find somewhere open and keep some sugar stuff to keep them busy.
[TLOT] You could do a checkerboard pattern with both types. - he's calming down but still annoyed. There are a few Testificates that have crept up behind him and are peeking at Fru from behind his massive wings.
[Fru] Happy cooing noise and the sound of them sucking on the very hard candy.
[Yaunfen] holding a block in one paw and licking it occasionally- I just don't want them to be sad...
[TLOT] At Cp. - We're all painfully aware that you want to fuck your wife, Cp, but that doesn't make the things that need to be done go away.
[CP] Groans and sets himself on fire-
[Fru] Wanders over to the greenhouse and sniffs around the roof-
[TLOT] Simmer down hot stuff
-assorted Testificate gasps- [Basquet] Shouldnt we have put him out?
[CP] - Hold on a sec- He goes off in the direction of the bay
[TLOT] He's fine
[CP] Returns and throws somebody down. It's Stevie, and he takes maybe half a heart of damage from the fall-
[Stevie] - Why!?
[Notch] From the window- don't throw your brother around!
[CP] - Oh shut up!
[Stevie] - So what's my brother trying to push off on me now?
[Yaunfen] Hi Stevie!
-Friendly Testificate waves-
[CP] - You'd just be doing something you're good at
[TLOT] Toothy grin- it's one of the things Steves are best at...
[Yaunfen] blowjobs?
[TLOT] shush.
[Stevie] Turns bright red- What!? No! Yaunfen, I don't do that!
[Mix] Find things they shouldn't?
[MA, under breath] You definitely did a lot of that...
[CP] - You need to go digging
[Stevie] Very suspiciously- For what and where?
[Mix] Iron.
[Fru] Notices Stevie and stomps over to sniff him. Still drooling around their huge teeth.
[Stevie] Ice spikes in defense-
[Mix] Hey!! Don't do that. Fru's just smelling.
[Stevie] - It's terrifyingly huge!
[Mix] And? Half the things i grew up near could have killed me by stepping on me. Fru is friendly for now, if hungry and curious.
[Stevie] - Yeah well I didn't grow up with that stuff!
[Mix] ...Mmm... fair, I guess.
[CP] - Just go to TLOT's seed
[Stevie] Looking at TLOT- Is my brother somehow going to be tormented during this?
[TLOT] Well considering that you can't fly, he'll likely get stuck assembling the raw materials you find.
[Fru] Dodged back from the ice spike but then curiously bites one off. They immediately spit it back out though, as it is not actually a Popsicle with any flavor.
[CP] - I'm not helping you dig if that's what you're getting at
[Stevie] - Where's Lie?
[CP] - Why?
[Stevie] - So I can get her to tell you to go with me
[Yaunfen] She's in the house with Aether.
[Stevie] Bolts for the house-
[CP] - Get back here!- Chases after him
[Yaunfen] go Stevie! Go!
[Stevie] Scrambles into the workroom but is tackled by his brother-
[Lie] Is sitting near the lava with Steve and Notch. She's feeding Aether who is still a little fussy but covered by a blanket as she suckles-
[Steve] Points at Lies boob- I always wondered what those were actually for.
[Notch] -Sighs- Please do not flatten your brother either.
[Lie] - The same thing as all female mammals? Producing milk?
[CP] - Oh shut up
[Stevie] Is trying to escape his brother-
[Steve] Yeah, but you don't have grab cows and suck on them. You just use a bucket?
[Notch] Do I have to seperate you two?
[Lie] - Steve? Calfs drink like this from the moms
[Stevie] - He's trying to send me somewhere!
[CP] - Oh it's perfectly safe!
[Steve] I've never been much for keeping cows... chickens are easier.
[Notch] Wait, send you where?
[Aether] Finishes and fusses-
[Lie] - Oh alright, just hang on and I'll burp you
[CP] Is clamping a hand over Stevie's mouth to prevent him from saying more- It's nowhere too dangerous!
[Notch] Just let him talk.
[Steve] Oh! TLOT says he'll go with anyway.
[Lie] - CP, let Stevie go- She covers herself and puts Aether against her chest, lightly bumping the babies back to make her burp [CP] Grumbles but does back off- [Stevie] - They want me to dig up iron on TLOT's seed?
[Steve] It's not a big deal. It's not much more dangerous then here.
[Stevie] - I filled that one city with snow... And last time we went there were giant things that could kill us
[Steve] No one minded. A lot of them had never seen it before. And that was that one chunk, that's not normal.
[Stevie] - Still... That's why I'd prefer brother come too, so I can concentrate on digging and he gets the fighting out of his system
[Notch] Sounds fair to me.
[Steve] Smiles - Come on Stevie. I thought you liked mining with me?
[Stevie] Thumbs at his brother- Yeah but if he's making me do this then he should participate too
[Aether] Burps and spits up a little-
[Steve] Well yeah, we can both bring our brines! It's safer that way.
[Notch] Helps her blot the baby-
[Aether] Burbles and reaches a hand out towards Notch-
[Lie] - Aww, do you want Farfar? And CP? You should go, a bit of murdering things would probably be good for you...
[Notch] She wants me to hold her? -He looks touched.
[Steve] Thumbs at Lie - there you go, you even got permission.
[CP] Aggravated noises-
[Lie] Holds Aether out to Notch- You'll be fine CP, Aether and I will be here when you get back
[Notch] Takes the baby and coos at her.
[Steve] Come on Stevie, it'll be fun!
[Stevie] - Fine
[CP] Is grumbling-
[Aether] Happy noises!
[Notch] Very happy-
[Steve] Yes! Oh! Cp, you should bring your black tools, I never see you use them.
[CP] - How about no
[Steve] aw man...
[Stevie] - Actually, the last time I genuinely saw him use them was... Damn, how long ago was that? [CP] - After Aurum's passing
[Steve] Stevie... you know Aurum is still around right? I just saw him this morning. Actually, seeing Aether put him in a really jovial mood.
[CP] - You mean that old fucker knows about her now too!?
[Stevie] - I... Never met him before...
[Steve] Well yeah... we were in the forge. We figured the heat would keep Aether happy. And if you want to meet him, go ask Tungsten or Drillby in the village.
[Notch] Someone got warm and sleepy like a little kitten, yes she did!
[Stevie] - Okay?- He doesn't understand Aurum's significance
[CP] - So are we going to fucking go or what?
[Lie] - That... Actually raises a good point Notch...
[Steve] He's the guy. The one that made Cp's obsidian stuff. He's a super old Testificate. I mean old, like even for a dead guy.
[Stevie] - Okay then. Surprising that brother ever actually befriended one...
[Steve] He's funny, kind of an old perv too.
[CP] - Why don't you both shut up [Aether] Plays with the front of Notch's shirt a little-
[Steve] You should have seen his face when he found out Cp had a wife...
[TLOT] Can be heard giggling outside because he's listening.
[CP] - I said shut up!
[Lie] Goes over to CP and gently pulls CP into a kiss- Calm down, once your done with this we can have a nice meal and cuddle
[Steve] Awww.
[Yaunfen] Is keeping Fru entertained outside and the two run past-
[CP] - Fine, lets go get the stuff for the god damn fucking cage
[Steve] That's the spirit!
[Sally] Is playing hide and seek with Splender and Slender and she's run over by Lies place to find a hiding spot-
[Francis] Makes the smallest grunt of suprise as Sally runs into his legs at full force- rrrk?
[Sally] Oof!- She looks up- Oh hi big piggy!
[Francis] isn't sure if she'll understand so he keeps a friendly tone- you're a bit small to be running around alone. Do you need help?
[Sally] Doesn't understand- Can you help me find a hiding spot? I'm playing with Papa and Uncle Splendy!
[Francis] I see... Okay. - he decides to lead her to the bathhouse and shows her a spot behind a trunk near the door - Moth is swimming in one of the pools and gives him a curious look. - just keep the little one away from the lava.
[Moth] Understood.
[Sally] Giggles and ducks down behind the trunk- Thank you!
[Moth] Watches her curiously for a little bit and climbs out of the water. She turns away to shake off and slips on a robe before walking over- I hope you haven't chosen a hiding spot that's too good. We wouldn't want your guardians to be upset...
[Sally] Looks up- Sorry, I don't know what you're saying...
[Moth] Just sighs and sits down next to her. She fusses in her inventory and offers Sally a cookie instead.
[Sally] Her face lights up and happily takes it- Thank you!
[Moth] Just a smile and a nod
[Splender] Is teleporting about, searching for his quarry but for the most part avoiding Lies place to not upset the baby-
[Moth] Catches sight of his sparkle trail outside and makes a little surprised grunt.
[Splender] Teleports around a bit, genuinely getting concerned that Sally may be hiding at Lie's place-
[Moth] Is unnerved by the slender so close to the house and indicates them to Sally-
[Sally] Giggles- I'm playing hide and seek with him!
[Moth] forgets the child can't understand her- Oh dear... Maybe not so close to the baby? Emp could really hurt her. - her tone is one of obvious worry-
[Sally] - It's okay! He always finds me! He's really good!
[Moth] Indicates that the child should stay put and goes outside to find a mob that can speak common.
-Unfortunately most of the mobs are busy at the moment and the generals are having a meeting- [Splender] Worried noise and wonders if he should get Slender-
[Moth] Gets frustrated and waves at Splender-
[Splender] Spots them and waves back-
[Moth] Ventures closer to him and speaks quietly- Can you understand me?
[Splender] - Do you need something?
[Moth] -facepalm- She waves her hands around to indicate 'female' and 'small' and then shades her eyes like she's looking for something.
[Splender] - Ah! Yes! I am looking for a child right now!
[Moth] Points at the bathhouse.
[Splender] - Oh dear... I... I can't go there right now...
[Moth] Spreads her hands, like she's at a loss.
[Splender] - I don't wish to risk leaving any traces of emp where it could effect the baby...
[Moth] Both hands open and forward and then points at the ground like 'stay here'. She backs off and heads for the bathhouse again. Looking around inside for the little girl.
[Sally] Is still in her hiding spot-
[Moth] Taps her lightly and then holds her arms open for a hug-
[Sally] Shakes her head- I can't! Splendy might see!
[Moth] small swear word. And then goes back outside. She stands in the doorway for a long moment and then climbs onto the roof. She looks around from the higer vantage point and searches the sky with narrowed eyes. There's a bit of movement high above and she pulls out a torch before waving it wildly in the air.
-There's a bit of a grumpy roar and Gk flaps down and lands in the yard with a huff. -
[Gk] Oh, it's you. What you want?
[Moth] There's a little girl hiding inside who can't understand me and a Slenderbeing looking for her who also can't understand me and doen't want to get closer to the house because of the baby.
[Gk] Taps over to the door and squeaks it open with his head, tasting the air with his tongue- Sally?
[Sally] - Shhh! I'm hiding!
[Gk] Swishes his tail a little- Yeah, I know. You're hiding too close to Lie's house. Splender won't come any closer because his waves might hurt Aether.
[Sally] - Awwww, but I found a really good spot!
[Gk] Yeah... but he can't find you here so.... stalemate. I guess you won?
[Sally] Finally comes out with a pout-
[Gk] Why so glum?
[Sally] - Because I thought I had a really good spot! But now we can't play...
[Gk] You can play, just play in a different spot. Why don't you go play in the castle? That monstrosity was made for hide and seek.
[Sally] - But Splendy said we could only play one round! Then I have to take a bath...
[Gk] Meh... baths. I'll ask him myself. - The big dragon saunters up to Splender, his face is actually level with his. - Hey Splendy. The kid picked a spot too close to Lie's house. You should let her hide somewhere else since this was out of bounds.
[Splender] - Oh dear, I was worried she'd done that... Well, I suppose one more round can be arranged, just so long as brother doesn't find out
[Gk] Well I ain't gonna tell anyone. - He gestures with a wing at Moth, who has climbed down and walked over near one of his feet. - And neither of you can understand her nether-talk. This is Moth by the way.
[Splender] - Greetings!
[Sally] Is still in the bath house-
[Gk] So just yell for her, I know your big bro is pretty loud.
[Splender] - Sally? Come here please! We need to restart our game!
[Sally] Finally comes out and runs over-
[Gk] There you go.
[Splender] - Thank you for the help GK!- He takes Sally's hand and starts leading her off-
-Night falls softly and the shadows creep across the desert. The moon sails serenely across the sky as Ma turns uneasily in his bed. His dreams are troubled and leave him feeling nauseated and unsure. He recoils under the sensation of being watched and wakes with a sudden start. The house seems darker then it should be. The mobs seem distant and muffled but everything else magnified to an uncomfortable degree. A drip of water here, a torch suddenly crackling more then it should. A few stray particles in a shadow, too small to be anything he knows. and then, a soft knock on his front door-
[MA] - Shudders in his bed after waking up so suddenly. He extends his hand toward his lamp and the thing lights up dully. He almost doesn't hear the gentle knock on the other side of his home. He slides out of bed and throws a shirt on before padding through the building to the front door. - Coming...
-He opens the door a little bit -
[Doc] is standing outside with a somewhat vacant look. The only light is the pale glow of hir eyes. Xe's weaponless despite the night and the mobs are curiously absent considering the ripe opportunity to strike. - ...
[MA] Doc? Why're you here?
[Doc] sounds bad, like hir glitch is worse then usual- I heard you found something on TLOTs seed...
[MA] Uhh.... - thoughtful look- Yeah actually... Why do you ask?
[Doc] May I... Have it?
[MA] I don't know Doc, it made TLOT pretty sick when it was out? What if you get sick too?
-there's a certain thickness in the air and a hot wind like something large breathing...-
[Doc] That's a chance... I'll have to take... If it makes him sick I need to study it. He is one of our strongest brines.
[MA] - is a bit sleep foggy so he doesn't notice much off. - You for sure? It made him pretty sick... - hesitant -
[Doc] Seemed to get closer without moving- yeeesssssssss.
[MA] - backs up a bit, unnerved - If you're sure... I put it away, I'll go grab it. You can... Come in if you want... - steps back and leaves the door open a bit for hir before going to retrieve the item-
[Doc] Smiles in a really unnerving way and pauses at the threshold before stepping deliberately over it -
-The entrance way is cluttered with knick knacks, including a string of shiny gemstones hanging along the ceiling. A few bookshelves along one wall with a few ratty old books. MA is digging through a chest near the door to the next room, throwing several odd things around. -
[Doc] Seems to be in a bit of a trance and touches things idly, just exploring their surfaces. The room seems darker then it should be as well-
-They've left the door open behind them as well, and stand silhouetted in the moonlight. Just eyes in a shadow.
[MA] Hmmm... Let's see... Not this... This? Yeah. - He pulls the white object out of the chest.- Doc? Here it is.
[Doc] Hir eyes sparkle and xe takes it greedly. There's no reaction, they merely nod and turn to leave.
[MA] - grabs Doc's coat gently absent-mindedly- Be safe out there, Doc...
[Doc] Stops short as their hand contacts the fabric, a crackle rippling across what's obviously a skin as empty as a fresh Steve. The head of the figure turns slowly all the way around on the shoulders to face MA. The voice is wrong and gutteral.- why did you have to do that? We were having such a peaceful... transaction... - Suddenly the darkness seems to leap forward with icy tendrils out of every crack and shadow. It blinds the Alex as even the texture clips through his fingers. He's falling, screaming soundlessly into a cold airless void as his very soul is torn apart in the center of a black hole. And then...
-He wakes with a start in his own bed. It's morning.
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Jane - .... *walks in the house realizes it's a bit too quiet for comfort and sees Jeff hanging upside down off the couch like a child in the living room* Hey fat head, where is everyone?
Jeff - They have their own plans, people to kill and things to burn. You don't even live here so get out!
Jane - And that's why I should have static in my head from the big guy but I don't so what's up.
Ben - *enters living room* Oh yea, he is hunting down kitten because she is an evil monster mastermind and somehow got his shoes without him knowing until she had already taken them and left on a mad dash to anywhere far from him.
Jeff - WAIT WHAT!?! THAT EVIL MASTERMIND ACTUALLY GOT HIS SHOES, I THOUGHT SHE WAS JOKING! HAHAHAHAHA SHE IS SO NOT COMING BACK ALIVE! *falls off couch*
Jane - and the other boss guys? *gives Jeff a discussed look*
Ben - Last I saw Splender was literally being dragged by the most angry Slenderman I have ever seen because he was trying to hold him back, Trender went to get their father in hopes he will do something, and Offenderman..... Might have been helping her so he might have dug his way to hell.
Offender - *walks silently behind Ben* For your information I had no part in her plan this time, I'm still healing from the last time. Besides, I had something a lot more amusing to do.
All three - Ugggghhhhhhh
Offender - Not talking about a woman, well it does involve Kitten and she is one but thats besides the point.
Ben - Oh! Something mischievous? Do tell!
Offender - *smiles a pointed toothed grin* Not this time, my lips are sealed because I can't trust any of you crazies not to tell her.
Jeff - Says the guy who can't get a date without using one of his flowers.
Jane - and you could do better ugly?
Jeff - grrr Get out of here already! *Chases after her*
*Sudden lack of silence ensues and gets worst as Slender is away*
Offender - *laying on the roof listening to the chaos* He is going to have a melt down when he gets back. *hears something break and knows exactly what it was* ....and Kitten will too when she finds her glass tiger broken. Hahahaha
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Creepypasta’s As: Quotes On My Laptop And Phone
Right so this has been stewing in my drafts for forever and it was just supposed to be something quick and fun but turned out be harder then I thought so not all the characters are here but I got most of them! Don’t really know who the audience for this apart from me but ah... ?enjoy?
BEN Drowned: You don’t get to die and be reborn the same. You come back, but you come back wrong. This is the price you pay for resurrection. – Nathanial Orion G. K
Bloody Painter / Helen Otis: I hope that someday when I’m gone, someone, somewhere, picks my soul up off these pages and thinks: I would have loved her him. – Nicole Lyons
Candy Cane: Come away, O human child To the waters and the wood with a fairy, hand in hand. For the world’s more full of weeping than you can understand. – Willian Butler Yeats
Candy Pop: Turn on you before you turn on us. We’re all just savages. – Theory of a Deadman, Savages
Candy Cane and Candy Pop: Forgive, sounds good. Forget? … I’m not sure I could. – Dixie Chicks, Not Ready To Make Nice
Clockwork / Natalie Ouellette: This woman that I’m becoming gives me chills. I’m obligated to move differently. I have work to do. – ???
Eyeless Jack: You don’t get to die and be reborn the same. You come back, but you come back wrong. This is the price you pay for resurrection. – Nathaniel G. K
Hobo Heart: I’m not used to being loved; I wouldn’t know what to do. – F. Scott Fitzgerald
Homicidal Liu / Sully: If I told you how it all ended; Would you have done it? – ???
· Extra for Liu: The seas were getting rough, but I thought we were worth it. – Hunter Hayes, You Think You Know Somebody
· Extra for Liu and Silly: I am not a bad man… Even though I do bad things. Very bad things. Such horrible things… But it's not quite what it seems. (Not quite what he seems) Not quite what I seem… … … Aw, hell. It's exactly what it seems. – Creature Feature, Such horrible Things
Hoodie / Brian: Remember that I am still a monster. I can listen to you scream, and cry, and beg, and I still wont le you out. – Holly Black, The Coldest Girl in Coldtown
Jane the Killer / Jane Richardson: She could never be a saint, but she thought she could be a martyr, if they killed her quick. – Flannery O’ Connor, A Temple of the Holy Ghost
Jason the Toymaker: [Said to him] You’re a tragedy! She was leaving you, Pan. Your Wendy is leaving you. Why should she stay? You are incomplete. She’d rather grow up then stay with you. – Captain Hook, Peter Pan 2003
Jeff the Killer / Jeffry Woods: [Liu, on Jeff] Once you lose someone, it is never exactly the same person who comes back. – Sharon Olds, Satan Says
· Extra for Jeff: Do you know what happens when you light a fire in you? It burns everything that’s standing in the way. – ???
· Extra for Jeff and Liu: And if the black banners raise as the crooked smiles fade; Fallen heroes who quite too late. – Fall Out Boy, The Kid’s Aren’t Alright
Laughing Jack: Forever is a long, long time… And time has a way of changing things. – Willow Tweed, The Fox and the Hound
· Extra for L.J: This is how the world works; You gotta leave before you get left. – Taylor Swift, I Did Something Bad
· Extra for L.J #2: All this has happened before. And it will all happen, again… - J. M. Barrie, Peter Pan
Laughing Jill: [L.Jill, to Mary’s father] You didn’t realise that in breaking my heart you were strengthening my soul. You didn’t realise but I did. And it changed the whole goddamn game once and for all. – Niharika Bhatt
Masky / Tim: I needed to be somewhere different. Maybe I needed to be someone different, too. – Heather Davis
Nathan the Nobody / Nathan Lux: Just because she’s gone, doesn’t mean she’s gone in your heart. Because the worst thing ever is to forget. – Christina, Allegiant
Nina the Killer / Nina Hopkins: When is a monster not a monster? Oh, when you love it. – Caitlyn Siehl
· Extra for Nina: Maybe our favourite quotations say more about us than about the stories and the people we’re quoting. – John Green
Offenderman: [Said to him] There isn’t a decent thought in your nasty little mind! – ???
· Extra for Offender: [‘Him’ instead of ‘Witch’] When you visit a witch, bring an offering: Food, tobacco, alcohol, secrets, sex, or death. – Honest Louis
Sally Williams: Real monsters are human. – ???
· Extra for Sally: I’m sorry this world could not keep you safe. May your journey home be a soft, and peaceful one. – Rupi Kuar
Slenderman: Heroes are always remembered. But legends never die. – Babe Ruth
· Extra for Slender: Do not believe anything except the whispers of the trees. They have never lied to you. They won’t start now. – ??? Maybe Nikita Gil?
· Extra #2 for Slender: The fuckers. There, I feel better. Goddamned Human race. There, I feel better. – Charles Bukowski
· Extra #3 for Slender: Forests hide secrets - he said gently, - It’s practically what they’re for. To hide things. To separate one world from another. – Catherynne M. Valente
Splenderman: I believe this world ain’t half as bad as it looks, I believe most people are good. – Luke Bryan, Most People Are Good
· Extra for Splender: A little consideration, I little thought for others, makes all the difference. – Eeyore
Ticci Toby / Toby Erin Rogers: I make no apologies, for how I choose to repair, what you broke. – Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy
Trenderman: My whole being calls for an act of violence, but I still wear velvet gloves. – Anaïs Nin
Zalgo: Funny. Cause I look around at this world you’re so eager to be a part of and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for fastest ride out. Who’s not crazy? Look around. Everyone’s drinking, smoking, shooting up, or just plain screwing their brains out, cuz they don’t want ‘em anymore. I’m crazy? Honey, I’m the original one-eyed chicken in the kingdom of the blind; Cuz at least I admit the world makes me nuts. – Glory, Buffy The Vampire Slayer
· Extra for Zalgo: God’s busy. Can I help you? – Pinhead, Hellraiser
#Creepypasta As: Quotes#Creepypasta#Quotes#Zalgo#Trenderman#Ticci Toby#Splenderman#Slenderman#Sally Williams#Offenderman#Nina The Killer#Nathan The Nobody#Masky#Laughing Jill#Laughing Jack#Jeff The Killer#Jane The Killer#Jason The Toymaker#Hoodie#Homicidal Liu#Homicidal Liu / Sully#Hobo Heart#Eyeless Jack#Clockwork#Candy Cane#Candy Pop#Bloody Painter#BEN Drowned
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