#spiteandmalice

[samustri]

Immersing #stilllife #stilllifephotography #immersive #world #eschaton #intothemist #blindness #spiteandmalice #polaroid #lego #willa #samustri https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ00k0aDvCQ/?utm_medium=tumblr

[amikoroyaiart]

My latest commission for ‘spiteandmalice’ from Twitter Thank you so much for this commission, it's always a pleasure to draw evil space boyfriends!

[itssteffnow]

My latest commission for the lovely spiteandmalice over on twitter! The request was a Kylo Amidala illustration. So here are Prince Amidala and Senator Hux! Kylo knows exactly what he is doing to Hux xD I was heavily inspired by art of Mucha for Kylos outfit!

[solohux]

Hey, do you happen to have a kylux adjacent fic rec at all?

Sure thing! I’ll make a much longer one when I’ve got more time, promise!

- Matt/Clan Techie

• Scarlet Lines by Rattlesnake            A strange disease breaks out aboard the Finalizer and rumour has it that it befalls only virgins.    

• Paid in Pictures by @redcoleTechie wants to do something special for his older brother. It takes a while for him to decide that he should buy Hux a photo shoot with his new fiancé. When it turns out to be beyond what he can afford, Techie finds out he can get it for free. All he has to do is agree to model for the photographer.

• Heat of the Moment by @angryangryowlTechie feels like he may be the worst alpha in the universe. Really, it should have been his brother.

• The Captive Bride by @penpenhooray​When Tehkey was first captured by the brutish Viking, he feared the fate that would befall him: slavery, death...rape?He hadn't anticipated falling in love.

• Surveillance by ​ GenerallyHuxurious (GallifreyanOmnishambles)Techie's mother once talked about Canto Bight as if it were the promised land, but now that he runs the security cameras for the casino's night shift he is not convinced. He just wants a quiet life free from any one shouting at him. Former radar technician Matt found his way to Cantonica after one too many outbursts cost him his job on Starkiller Base. Who'd have thought the huge fathiers in the stables would take to him so well. Now he just needs to learn to hold his temper...

- Clyde Logan/Stensland

• Dancing in the Moonlight by @bioticnerfherder & @tallreziStensland is a bridesmaid in his ex-girlfriend's wedding out in West Virginia. There's one problem: the groom is his ex, too. Stensland avoids this awkward situation by hiding out in a random bar and striking up a friendship (and perhaps more) with the bartender, Clyde Logan.

• One of the good ones (I feel it) by spiteandmaliceStensland has fallen in love, at first sight, many, many times. Clyde Logan was not one of these times.

• Hold Your Tongue by srawratskcuf (Doreen)Stensland asks Clyde to shut him up. By sitting on his face. Clyde is more than happy to oblige.

- Charlie Barber/Thomas McGregor

• Someone could see us by DeviantDarkBelleThomas McGregor is on vacation in NYC. He runs into Charlie Barber. Somewhere along the way, feelings are caught.

- Clyde Logan/Thomas McGregor

•  Almost Heaven by jellyfishsodapopMcLogan/angst/cop and criminal/enemies to lovers/ mission sex/feelings.

- Paul Sevier/Monty Schafer

• Undercover by @starkickbackPaul and Monty's "relationship" is on the rocks. Monty will have to call for reinforcements.

- Paterson/Ash

• Life (Disambiguation) by Harlanhardway (Target44) "Are you my new Administrator?" Ash is an android and Paterson is the quiet, poetry-writing bus driver that he falls in love with.

• this glistening hour by srawratskcuf (Doreen)Paterson saves Ash, or maybe it's the other way around.      

• Biology by DeviantDarkBelle       Ash and Paterson start a family of their own                    

- Father Garupe/Konstantin Levin

• Sup From My Mouth by AtlinMerrickDolly Oblonskaya never precisely introduces her old friend to her children’s new tutor, no. She does put one lonely man in a room with the other again and again and again...and to her delight Konstantin Levin and Francisco Garupe take care of the rest. Or, this is the story of how an idealistic young Russian aristocrat helps heal a mourning young Jesuit priest, one very cold Moscow winter.

Clyde Logan/Caleb Smith

• Caleb + Clyde by DeviantDarkBelle

There is a way for Caleb to get out. He's not sure if he wants to take it or not.

[ao3feed--kylux]

Hear it in stereo

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2YVv1ee

by spiteandmalice

Long ago, legions of monstrous creatures called Kaiju arose from the sea, bringing with them all-consuming war. To fight the Kaiju, mankind developed giant robots called Jaegers.

This is the story of the Anchorage Shatterdome's fight against the apocalypse. A Kylux Pacific Rim AU.

Words: 12572, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Hear it in Stereo

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Rey (Star Wars), Rose Tico, Poe Dameron, Finn (Star Wars)

Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Pacific Rim Fusion, Solo Siblings, Everyone is Queer, Offscreen minor character deaths consistent with canon, Pacific Rim AU, minor Rey/Rose implied in this story

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2YVv1ee

[itriednottothinkaboutit]

spiteandmalice on twitter 

[kyluxbigbang]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren Characters: Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren, Snoke (Star Wars), Dopheld Mitaka Additional Tags: Romance, Arranged Marriage, kylux au, Romantic misunderstandings, Engineer Hux, Prince Kylo Summary:

It seems like a straightforward transaction: Hux will provide the desert planet with the technology they need, and get a chunk of credits in return.

He didn't anticipate a meddling Supreme Leader, some native fruit and a certain Prince Kylo to interfere with those plans. Read it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21373783

[kyluxadjacents]

FANFIC Kissing, Confessing by oorsprong

Summary: Moon and Gage settle in for the night at an inn and talk about the past.

Mature

No Archive Warnings Apply

Moon (True Grit) + The Snickers Commercial Cowboy

Disaster Cowboys (Moon/Azarado Gage)

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Resolute by spiteandmalice

Summary: Philip is trying to become an actual responsible adult. But first, he’s going on vacation.

Explicit

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Phillip Altman (This Is Where I Leave You), Thomas McGregor (Peter Rabbit), Bea (Peter Rabbit)

Phomas + Bea (Thomas/Phillip/Bea)

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Withdraw by starkickback

Summary: A bunch of adjacent ships converge in a spooky old house.

Teen

No Archive Warnings Apply

Abraham H. Parnassus (SNL), Clyde Logan (Logan Lucky), Flip Zimmerman (BlackKklansman), Paterson (Paterson), Rick (Tracks), Sevier (Midnight Special), Ash Starmer (Black Mirror), Dr. Faraday (The Little Stranger), Gabriel O'Malley (The Kitchen), Monty Schafer (Barry Seal), Stensland (Crash Pad), Thomas McGregor (Peter Rabbit), Matt the Radar Technician

Ashterson (Ash Starmer/Paterson), Clydeland (Clyde Logan/Stensland), Techienician (Matt The Radar Technician/Clan Techie), Parnassus/Faraday

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Blind Confidence by Jathis

Summary:  “I wish I could go out and eat in the cafeteria like everyone else.”

Gen

No Archive Warnings Apply

Fluff

Clan Techie (Dredd), Matt the Radar Technician

Techienician (Matt The Radar Technician/Clan Techie)

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Kyluxception - Adjacents' Month 2019 by DeviantDarkBelle

Summary: Collection of works for Adjacents Month

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Flip Zimmerman (BlackKklansman), Gabriel O'Malley (The Kitchen), Other characters as apply

Flip Zimmerman/Gabriel O’Malley

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Whispers by spiteandmalice

Summary: It starts with a whisper amongst the Stormtroopers. An assassin, sneaking ship to ship, killing as he goes.

Teen

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Matt the Radar Technician, Clan Techie (Dredd)

Techienician (Matt The Radar Technician/Clan Techie)

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this glistening hour by srawratskcuf

Summary: Paterson saves Ash, or maybe it's the other way around.

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Paterson (Paterson), Ash Starmer (Black Mirror)

Ashterson (Ash Starmer/Paterson)

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Aquatic Rescue by Jathis

Summary: He watched the Human carefully from just below the waves. His cousin had always told him to stay under the waves, moving with the motion of the water. It was easier to blend in that way, ensuring the Humans wouldn’t be able to spot him from their boats.

Gen

No Archive Warnings Apply

Mermay

Matt the Radar Technician, Clan Techie (Dredd)

Techienician (Matt The Radar Technician/Clan Techie)

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Hold Your Tongue by srawratskcuf

Summary: Stensland asks Clyde to shut him up. By sitting on his face. Clyde is more than happy to oblige.

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Smut

Clyde Logan (Logan Lucky), Stensland (Crash Pad)

Clydeland (Clyde Logan/Stensland)

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Light Years Away From You by Tagatha

Summary: The First Order were not spared from the snap.

Explicit

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Angst

Matt the Radar Technician, Clan Techie (Dredd)

Techienician (Matt The Radar Technician/Clan Techie)

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Obsidian by dreamyafterdark

Summary: Freddie Joyce is stewing in prison, until a mysterious man appears, hell-bent on getting him out of there.

Mature

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Angels & Demons

Man (Archangel) & Freddie Joyce (Calvary)

Fredman (Freddie Joyce/Man)

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Gloriously filthy by dreamyafterdark

Summary: Gareth Averill has a problem. When he gets nervous or excited, his skin breaks very easily, and oh how the blood flows

Explicit

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Smut

Gareth (Your Bad Self) + Neil (Gayby)

Gareth (Your Bad Self)/Neil (Gayby)

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Undercover by starkickback

Summary: Paul and Monty's "relationship" is on the rocks. Monty will have to call for reinforcements.

Teen

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Flip Zimmerman (BlackKklansman), Sevier (Midnight Special), Gabriel O'Malley (The Kitchen), Monty Schafer (Barry Seal)

Ponty (Paul Sevier/Monty Schaefer), Zimmalley (Gabriel O'Malley/Flip Zimmerman)

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The Fire Theft by for_autumn_i_am

Summary: On a lonely night in 2019, sad med student Faraday got a boner and it nearly ruined his entire life.

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Smut

Basil Anthony (Man and Boy), Dr. Faraday (The Little Stranger)

Basilday (Dr. Faraday/Basil)

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Hold You Tight by spiteandmalice

Summary: Paterson meets AA Milne and invites him into his life.

Teen

No Archive Warnings Apply

Paterson (Paterson), A.A. Milne (Goodbye, Christophe Robin)

Milne/Paterson

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Oh Detective, My Detective by Chifuyu

Summary: A disgruntled Flip Zimmerman working undercover, a bored Gabriel O'Malley & a mafia wedding. What could go wrong?

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Smut

Flip Zimmerman (BlackKklansman), Gabriel O'Malley (The Kitchen)

Zimmalley (Gabriel O'Malley/Flip Zimmerman)

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Carried with Him on the Crosswise Streets by CallmeLyss1

Summary: Faraday and Basil navigate life in 1950s New York, their respective pasts, and a possible future.

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

BDSM, Smut, Medical Kink

Basil Anthony (Man and Boy), Dr. Faraday (The Little Stranger)

Basilday (Dr. Faraday/Basil)

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Just A Conversation by DaisyChainz

Summary: Stensland meets a handsome stranger in the jazz club. Paul isn't sure if he's in the right mindset to get picked up.

Explicit

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Smut

Sevier (Midnight Special), Stensland (Crash Pad)

Sevierland

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May I Have This Dance by dreamyafterdark

Summary: When Dr. Faraday spots a young disabled man trying to kill himself on his property, his instincts as a human and a doctor prompt him to try and intervene.

Explicit

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Suicide Attempt

Dr. Faraday (The Little Stranger), Glen Stetson (You Don't Know Jack)

Doctor Faraday/Glen Stetson

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take my hand (take me whole life, too) by sstensland

Summary:  His eyes meet Techie’s. Warmth fills him. Butterflies flutter in his gut. He feels light, dizzy, under the gaze of those big blue eyes. There's a pull—magnetic or otherwise—bringing them closer together. Or is that just Matt’s imagination? His desperation? The crush he’s been harboring for the last six months? Has he finally gotten to the point of desperation?

Explicit

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Fluff

Matt the Radar Technician, Clan Techie (Dredd)

Techienician (Matt The Radar Technician/Clan Techie)

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Out of Hand by srawratskcuf

Summary: Stensland has an unusual proposal for Clyde.

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Smut

Clyde Logan (Logan Lucky), Stensland (Crash Pad)

Clydeland (Clyde Logan/Stensland)

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Once Upon A Time At SWC by HastaLux

Summary: Techie attends a Star Wars Convention dressed as General Hux and meets a really awesome guy dressed as Kylo Ren.

Teen

No Archive Warnings Apply

Matt the Radar Technician, Clan Techie (Dredd)

Techienician (Matt The Radar Technician/Clan Techie)

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Sample Taking by Naniris

Summary: Paterson, as the first man on Mars, takes routine semen samples to check how being on Mars affects his sperm count.

Mature

No Archive Warnings Apply

Masturbation

Paterson (Paterson), Ash Starmer (Black Mirror)

Ashterson (Ash Starmer/Paterson)

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Transient by DaisyChainz

Summary: Clyde Logan is in town to get his new arm fitted properly.

Mature

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Smut

Clyde Logan (Logan Lucky), Stensland (Crash Pad)

Clydeland (Clyde Logan/Stensland)

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happiness isn't happiness (without a violin-playing goat) by storytellingape

Summary:  Thomas runs a little toy shop in Crouch End with the aid of his intrepid shop assistant, struggling actor Adam Sackler. Then Adam catches a big break that catapults him into stardom. The rest is history.

Mature

No Archive Warnings Apply

Fluff

Adam Sackler (Girls), Thomas McGregor (Peter Rabbit)

McSackler (Adam Sackler/Thomas McGregor)

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And They Were Cellmates by BoStarsky, StartingWithTheRidingCrop

Summary: Or the one in which Stensland ends up in prison with Clyde and they slow burn their way to heaven.

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Fluff, Hurt/Comfort

Clyde Logan (Logan Lucky), Stensland (Crash Pad)

Clydeland (Clyde Logan/Stensland)

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Last Kiss by DeviantDarkBelle

Summary: There is a way for Caleb to get out. He's not sure if he wants to take it or not.

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Hurt/Comfort

Clyde Logan (Logan Lucky), Caleb (Ex Machina)

Caleb/Clyde

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Adjacents Three by DeviantDarkBelle

Summary: Rental car problems Bea being... unreasonable... And Thomas just needed to go to that bar and get a pint. Of course he did.

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Smut

Matt the Radar Technician, Ronald Peterson (The Dead Don't Die), Thomas McGregor (Peter Rabbit)

Peterson/McGregor/Matt (Technical McPocalypse?)

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Long Past by Ezlebe

Summary: “Shit,” Clyde curses, drawing the whiskey bottle back and up the right direction, watching money more than liquor dribble down the bar and into the cracks. “I – shit. Hey there, Monty.” “Logan,” Monty says evenly, leaning forward slightly over the bar. It might only be imagination, but he looks… disappointed, a tight smile crossing his lips before he looks down at the mess. “Sorry to surprise you.”

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Smut

Clyde Logan (Logan Lucky), Monty Schafer (Barry Seal)

Monty/Clyde

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Three Things by Thrasirshall

Summary: “Gabriel O'Malley, you are now under arrest, you have the right to remain - ” 

There was a grunt from Gabriel, “I remember these being a lot more pleasurable.” 

“ - silent. Please use it.”

Mature

Graphic Depictions Of Violence

A/B/O, Zombie AU, Mpreg

Flip Zimmerman (BlackKklansman), Gabriel O'Malley (The Kitchen)

Zimmalley (Gabriel O'Malley/Flip Zimmerman)

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A gift from God by rudbeckia

Summary: Captain Henry, running for his life through the forest where he has been trapping, trips and falls unconscious. When he wakes, he is still in a forest but it is very different. He meets a ragged man, close to starvation, who says Henry is proof that he has not been abandoned by God for his despair.

Between them, they must survive, work out where they are, and find a way back to civilisation.

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Hurt/Comfort

Garupe (Silence), Andrew Henry (The Revenant)

Henrupe (Andrew Henry/Garupe)

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And You Don't Say Much (but I Lose It When You Do) by itsallaboutflowermetaphors

Summary:  “You wanna, like, do stuff?” Matt asks quietly, leaning forward to whisper into Techie’s ear hoping the mic won’t pick up his voice.

They talked about it before, how they maybe want to do something where people might listen in.

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Smut

Matt the Radar Technician, Clan Techie (Dredd)

Techienician (Matt The Radar Technician/Clan Techie)

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Bait by Deadsy, Ktula

Summary: Techie’s goal is a slow takeover of the First Order network via virus-infected porn. Call it an insurance policy. The side-effect is that porn doesn't do shit for him anymore, but that was bound to happen. His dick works fine for everything else, so when he gets edgy, he fucks someone anonymously. Crosses their name off the list, one and done. No repeats. It's fine.

Explicit

Rape/Non-Con

Smut

Matt the Radar Technician, Clan Techie (Dredd)

Techienician (Matt The Radar Technician/Clan Techie)

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Caleb's Lucky Day by liviay

Summary: After receiving the best news ever on his job, Caleb meets a weird guy on the subway, and the day gets even better...

Explicit

No Archive Warnings Apply

Fluff, Smut

Adam Sackler (Girls), Caleb (Ex Machina)

SackSmith (Adam Sackler/Caleb Smith)

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What Would It Take? by srawratskcuf

Summary:  Techie is extremely insecure and doesn't understand why someone as built and hot as Matt could ever be into him. When it comes to sex, he's afraid that he won't compare to Matt's past partners and that Matt will leave him. The first time Matt penetrates him, he's nervous and underprepared and it's so, so painful but Techie doesn't say anything because he doesn't want to disappoint Matt. Instead, he encourages Matt to keep going because it's obvious that Matt is enjoying himself, even if Techie isn't. This makes Matt get rougher and rougher because he thinks he's pleasing Techie, when he is really putting him in increasing pain. Matt was actually a virgin and Techie's worry about past partners is completely unfounded. Somehow Matt finds out afterwards and hurt/comfort ensues.

Explicit

Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Hurt/Comfort, Dub-Con

Matt the Radar Technician, Clan Techie (Dredd)

Techienician (Matt The Radar Technician/Clan Techie)

[frecklesofcolor]

One handed Spite and Malice playing. Also, the face of @enjoymyeye about to lose 😻 #shittalking #omawouldbe proud #spiteandmalice

[samustri]

Spite #stilllife #stilllifephotography #identity #identidad #spiteandmalice #me #immersive #samustri (at New York, New York) https://www.instagram.com/p/CO2lEW8jlqv/?igshid=1sg9n00ghdq5h

[ao3feed--reylo]

Winter, before the spring

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GMjLHh

by spiteandmalice

Senator Kylo Amidala is trying to renegotiate a contract with his First Order contact, General Hux and his co-commander, Rey.

They don't realise it yet, but this meeting will change the galaxy as they know it forever.

Words: 14130, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Armitage Hux, Rey (Star Wars), Kylo Ren

Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren/Rey, Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren, Kylo Ren/Rey, Armitage Hux/Rey

Additional Tags: Polyamory, Kylo Amidala, Dark Side Rey, Mild BDSM, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Orgasm Control, Breathplay, Come Sharing, Threesome, Three people who care for each other and want to take over the galaxy together, senator kylo, Reylux - Freeform

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GMjLHh

[itssteffnow]

There can never be enough femlux! This was my third commission for @ spiteandmalice on twitter! I tried to work with light and shadows here. And yeah...bathrobes, again^^ The ladies had fun!

[ao3feed4reylo]

via AO3 works tagged 'Star Wars - All Media Types' read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GMjLHh spiteandmalice

by spiteandmalice

Senator Kylo Amidala is trying to renegotiate a contract with his First Order contact, General Hux and his co-commander, Rey.

They don't realise it yet, but this meeting will change the galaxy as they know it forever.

Words: 14130, Chapters: 2/2, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Armitage Hux, Rey (Star Wars), Kylo Ren

Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren/Rey, Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren, Kylo Ren/Rey, Armitage Hux/Rey

Additional Tags: Polyamory, Kylo Amidala, Dark Side Rey, Mild BDSM, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Orgasm Control, Breathplay, Come Sharing, Threesome, Three people who care for each other and want to take over the galaxy together, senator kylo, Reylux - Freeform

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/2GMjLHh

[ao3feed--kylux]

Dawning

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3jInwje

by spiteandmalice

High school graduation was two weeks ago, and Armie's been staying at Ben's.

Words: 1561, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Armitage Hux, Ben Solo | Kylo Ren

Relationships: Armitage Hux/Kylo Ren, Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren

Additional Tags: benarmie, Loss of Virginity, Post high school- both are 18, Feelings Realization, Sharing a Bed

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3jInwje

[kuwaiti-kid]

I Would Like to See the Baby: The Best “Baby Yoda” Tweets and Where to Buy Him

I think we can all agree that the world has been a pretty dreary place since The Mandalorian season finale.

For two months our Fridays were dedicated to the cutest little guy in the galaxy. Sorry Din Djarin, I'm talking about the Child. With the species of the Child currently unknown, the world and the internet took to affectionately calling him “Baby Yoda”.

With May the Fourth behind us and no new Star Wars content on the horizon (except for Disney Gallery: The Mandalorian) it seems like the perfect time to take a look back at the best Baby Yoda content on the internet — and where to buy some sweet merch.

The Best Tweets About the Child 

If you've been involved with the Star Wars fandom for any amount of time, then you've likely encountered the toxic parts of it online. But it was love at first sight for all corners of the fandom when Jon Favreau brought the Child into the world.

can not bELIEVE that it took one green 50 year old baby to unite the entire star wars fandom for one cause pic.twitter.com/gY445S08Ir

— caro dune 🦋 (@classickylo) November 17, 2019

It's true. The Child is worth the seventy-dollar subscription fee.

#BabyYoda is worth the entire year I paid for Disney plus

— Michael D. Fuller (@michaeldfuller) November 16, 2019

Even people outside of the Star Wars fandom fell in love with the little bundle of joy.

I don’t know anything about Star Wars and while I know that’s shocking I am here to tell you that I just saw this baby yoda in my timeline and all I want is to know him thank you pic.twitter.com/OI1iNFn56b

— kristin russo (@kristinnoeline) November 12, 2019

Me tweeting about Baby Yoda and liking all of the memes even though I have no plans to ever watch The Mandalorian pic.twitter.com/a53GdijGCx

— Jon (@prasejeebus) December 1, 2019

Obviously the answer to Baby Yoda Fever is to skip to the end of this article and purchase your very own Child today.

at least baby fever you can have a kid. how do i handle this baby yoda fever

— 𝘋𝘈𝘙𝘊𝘐𝘌 𝘞𝘐𝘓𝘋𝘌𝘙 (@333333333433333) November 19, 2019

We've all been there, haven't we? Everyone has a camera roll filled with pictures of the Child, like a proud parent… Right?

“You keep smiling at your phone, what are you looking at?”

“…nothing…” pic.twitter.com/i2jR1w5AFP

— punkin 🎃 (@reinecitrouille) November 16, 2019

Sorry, Baby Groot. You are kindling in comparison to the Child.

i would use baby groot as fire wood to keep baby yoda warm https://t.co/0e3Vn6BfCq

— matt rorabeck (@mattrorabeck) November 30, 2019

The Child might protect, but he's also earned himself a lot of protectors.

I'd die for baby yoda.https://t.co/xqr4dltRPZ #BabyYoda #Mandalorian pic.twitter.com/yoFOSnOsr8

— Imgur (@imgur) November 20, 2019

Melina has some valid points.

regular babies: – ugly – loud – annoying as fuck – would not die for them

baby yoda: – cute – quiet – can use the force – would literally die for them pic.twitter.com/oy5RzU2BqV

— melina ¨̮ (@melmadara) November 18, 2019

Move over Gerber Baby, we've got a new poster child.

#BabyYodameme #gerber #theillustrationsoftomsavage pic.twitter.com/ai1n7r7x3p

— The Illustrations of Tom Savage (@TomSavageStudio) November 29, 2019

Some people have even been encouraged to make edible versions of the Child. I'm not sure that this is the way.

Behold! Baby Yoda Bread! 😂 pic.twitter.com/awnYkxlGJC

— 🖤🧡 Maeve (@spiteandmalice) May 8, 2020

Even Ryan Seacrest knew how to celebrate Star Wars Day. This is the way.

Happy #StarWarsDay from my better clone! #BabyYoda pic.twitter.com/mAi0bDMknm

— Ryan Seacrest (@RyanSeacrest) May 4, 2020

Someone call Mulder, because Scully's talking about the cutest alien in the galaxy.

If I had one word of advice baby yoda it would be to watch out for those seagulls! https://t.co/JkJHbnGdi4

— Gillian Anderson (@GillianA) December 1, 2019

We all fell a little bit in love with Mando because of his care for the Child, didn't we?

Just watched Episode 3 of #TheMandalorian and all I can say is, Mandalorian, more like DADalorian am I right

Mando loves his child and I love him for loving his child pic.twitter.com/vq38g2Pwpl

— K1ll1n-Pr1ncess 🦋 (@K1ll1nP) November 22, 2019

And who knew that Baby Yoda catching his frog snack could be so inspirational.

Be like baby yoda, look how determined he is to get that frog, if he can get that frog. You can do anything pic.twitter.com/6bVANBrG7Q

— Sora Ookami (@Nel_Tu3) May 8, 2020

Bring The Child Home

In the newly immortal words of Werner Herzog's character The Client, “I would like to see the baby.” Since the season finale of The Mandalorian, Baby Yoda Fever has swept the world.

In an effort to maintain secrecy, toy production was heavily delayed until after the Child's reveal, devastating Christmas shoppers everywhere.  But fear not, you can find the Child in an online store today.

Star Wars The Child Plush

Star Wars The Child Plush – $25

For only $25 this 11-inch The Child Plush could come home to you this week. It has has a soft body, plus a sturdy base filled with beans, which is perfect for cuddling or filming adorable videos of it romping around your house.

Star Wars The Bounty Collection

Star Wars The Bounty Collection – $16

Sipping Soup, Blanket-Wrapped | Don’t Leave, Ball | Froggy Snack, Force Moment

There are three different $16 two-packs in this collection.  You won't be sorry about bringing home these little bounties. Be advised they are very small, but they are still strong with the Force.

Funko POP! Star Wars: The Mandalorian

Funko POP! Star Wars: The Mandalorian – $9

Concerned | The Child with Cup | The Child with Frog

You can buy Funko POP! figures almost everywhere, but the concerned Child is exclusively only available at Target. There's no shame in purchasing each variation the Child.

The Child Plush

The Child Plush – $25

If you're just looking to cuddle, then this 11-inch plush is exactly what you're looking for. Unlike the other 11-inch Child, this one has an entirely soft head and body. He's even wearing a super soft faux-suede coat.

The Child PopSockets

The Child PopSockets – $15

You can rock your love for the Child on your phone with these fun PopSockets. They come in six different styles and some you'll only find on the PopSocket website!

The Child Chia Pet

The Child Chia Pet – $20

Chi-Chi-Chi-Chia. If you're a child of the 80s and 90s then Chia Pets are a major nostalgia throwback. Now you can combine your love for Star Wars and quirky plant growing with your very own Child Chia Pet! They are currently available for pre-order.

The Child Animatronic Plush

The Child Animatronic Plush – $60

When Hasbro launched the advertising campaign for this toy, the internet lost their minds! He's not just an adorable plushy, he's animatronic! He makes twenty-five sounds and motion combinations, including happy giggles and excited babbles. His head even moves up and down, his ears move back and forth, and his eyes open and close. He's worth paying $60 for.

The Bottom Line

You can find more The Mandalorian merchandise on shopDisney, Target, GameStop, and more. There are dozens of t-shirt designs, socks, and shoes featuring the Child, stickers, and decals, and even jewelry and purses. It may have taken Disney awhile to get the merchandise out, but now that it's here there are a ton of options to show off your Baby Yoda love.

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