#spielzeugkaiser

[artistsfuneral]

Oh no @ spielzeugkaiser doesn't know how much we love them!!!!!! 😱❤️ They think they're just another art blog, they don't know they're THE art blog!!!!!!

This can't stand!!!!!!!!!

We need to proof otherwise!!!!!!

[magdelanesingerin]

I have my reasons why

This is a companion piece to @spielzeugkaiser 's Lovechild AU which continues to grab me by the throat and shake me around by the emotions. Especially after the recent update with Vesemir taking Jaskier and Milek to Kaer Morhen while Geralt was…indisposed, I found myself last night imagining all of the worst case scenarios that must have gone through Jaskier’s mind when he considered telling Geralt about Milek, and how those fears must have evolved over time. Soooo, THIS.

Jaskier is chasing Geralt’s retreating back down an impossibly long, whitewashed hallway.

“Geralt wait!”

The Witcher stalks on without so much as turning his head.

“I’m…I’m pregnant.” 

The light seems to echo the throb of his panicked heartbeat once the words are free, pulsing brighter and brighter around him. Geralt stops and shakes his head, turning back just enough so that Jaskier can see the look of disdain on his face. 

“I know,” he growls disgustedly. “I’m a Witcher, Jaskier. You think I couldn’t smell it on you? I knew before you did.” 

“But…then why…Geralt…don’t leave me…” he stumbles forward but can’t get closer. The space between them stretches strangely. 

“You and your bastard whelp aren’t my problem.” Geralt starts moving away again, and Jaskier can’t contain the words that burst out of his chest like a flock of birds, too loud and brittle in jagged shapes he can almost see fluttering through the air.

“It’s yours. The baby. It’s yours.”

Geralt turns slowly in the too-bright hallway, his face twisted in a snarl. The shape of him looks sharp and vicious outlined against the white walls. It hurts to look at him. He seems to grow to fill the narrow space until he looms over Jaskier like a mountain. 

“Fuck,” he sneers. “I knew you were pathetic, Bard, but this is a new low. To lie to me about something like this to make me stay with you?”

“It’s not a lie. Not a lie. There was only you.” Jaskier tries to speak but his words fall out of his mouth silently and shatter on the floor without ever being heard. He wraps his hands protectively over the curve of his belly to shield it from the shards as they scatter.

“Witchers are sterile. It’s impossible.”

The white walls of the hallway fall apart and become the white sky of an open hillside, wind whipping around them as Geralt shouts at him, teeth bared, eyes wild. 

“Why would you say that to me? Are you really that cruel and selfish? Of course you are, what else would you be! Haven’t you ruined my life enough?!”

Jaskier’s feet are suddenly scrabbling on a slope of loose shale and he feels himself start to fall. 

He wakes with a sob, body curled uncomfortably into a tight space in the back of a wagon. His legs are cramped, his back twitching and screaming at him as he jerks to consciousness. He grits his teeth against the spasming muscles and tries to stretch what he can in the space allowed, cradling his rounded belly. He can feel his baby shift and kick, and rubs his palm over them soothingly. 

continue on Ao3

[alaskanbby]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Witcher (TV), The Witcher (All Media Types)// Gift For: @spielzeugkaiser Rating: Mature Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jaskier, Milek

Jaskier is getting ready for work with his young son. Sort of vignette, sort of character study.

Based on amazing "Geraskier Lovechild/Omegaverse" fanart by Spielzeugkaiser here on tumblr!! Show them some love.

(Also I promise this tumblr is legit I just am bad at managing 2 and I never post to this one even if this is supposed to be my fanfic tie in tumblr.)

[rebrandedbard]

So @spielzeugkaiser​ and I were talking about a Tangled AU the other day ...

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Deeper down – a feeling that had sparked during the first joust and had grown stronger since – Jo hoped Cecily would win. There had been something thrilling about watching her performing, knowing who she was. It was a shared secret, a hot little thing they held between them, a pinprick star like the ones on Cecily’s shield.

All the Painted Stars - art by @spielzeugkaiser 💖

[my-jokes-are-my-armour]

Answering the question about what would be his witcher medallion

I think I read too many Bear!Jaskier from @spielzeugkaiser . So that gives me ideas 😅

Bonus: Penguin!Jaskier the best ☺️

[butternuggets-blog]

Send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

@eoinmcgonigal @dukesoakedoats @lavandulacosmos @adowbaldwin @flysafepapi @starladyy @lady-lazarus-declermont @jeejascoffee @spielzeugkaiser @lovlydragon @lonnson

[bamf-jaskier]

So I know plenty of people are new to tumblr from twitter and also with Blood Origins coming out on December 25th it might be time to rec some wonderful Witcher creators in this fandom that would be awesome to follow if ur looking for more Witcher on ur feed!

Some fabulous artists to follow:

@ehay @mersephesie @thence-we-came-forth @hehearse @greenfinch-garden @mercisnm @minar-artwork @spielzeugkaiser @felrija @mayasooong @lavodkin @pokeberry5 @bluedillylee @brothebro @pixlatedvampire @shutupsycho @lookingforcactus @silvipeppers @bennearte @fioblah @hobbart-art @herbatahleb @ohciq

Some fabulous writers:

@clydethistles @limerental @cycian @ghostinthelibrarywrites @greyduckgreygoose @sargassostories @handwrittenhello (also an amazing artist!!) @fangirleaconmigo @likecastle @wanderlust-t @lambden @dunroamins @some-stars @blaidd-gwyn @whatkindofnameisvolta @drowningbydegrees @lothlaer @xyberry @holliday-inn @toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account @jaskierx

This is by no means a comprehensive list and it’s just artists and writers right now. I am not nearly as great at knowing other media fandom creators, the gif makers, etc so if you know any other awesome creators of any sort in this fandom please tag them to let others know!

[thebestworstidea]

Witcher Fic Recommendations

Presented in no particular order, some of my favorite Witcher Fics; Links are to Ao3. They are also mostly Explicit, but cute, if you get me? I tend to forget the porn when remembering them because it's about the character interactions not the fucking.

Pretty much anything @inexplicifics has written (I started hearing about the Accidental Warlord Series (E, Geralt/Jaskier, Geralt/Eskel, Geralt/Jaskier/Eskel and assorted minor ships. In which a terrified bard stops being terrified and helps reshape the world with his music and his heart.) when I started going through the Witcher tag and somehow it was even BETTER than I assumed) but in particular I am crazy about their Lambert/Aiden. Your Kind of Heaven (M, in which Lambert is smarter than Orpheus), Three Bells each with a Separate Sound (E, in which timefuckery makes for the best fuckert)and Out of the Night That Covers Me (M, in which a single good deed does multiple people a shit ton of good)are all fics I've read multiple times already.

@jackironsides is also a go to favorite writer, with Kaer Morhen Book Club (T in which fanfic changes people's perspectives, and the Kaer Morons love romance novels.)being a unclosed tab on my phone in case I need a pick me up. But honestly, any of their works are worth a read. I went through their entire library with no regrets.

@spielzeugkaiser does this amazing art to tell stories with; while it can take me most of a fic to tear up, they can do it in a handful of sketches so there's that. But there's plenty more that's cute and sweet. Love their Shifter!Jaskier and bearwitcher!Jaskier

A Beginners Guide to Exploiting the Kaedweni Tax Code For Fun and Profit by Heronfem- more Lambert/Aiden, modern-with-magic college au, it's just ... so good. (In which a demisexual, genderfluid Lambert gets accidentally married to a theatre kid and it fucking rocks.)

Cabinet of Curiosities (E) by aleatory_fox, round_robin was one of the first fics I read in the fandom and it stuck with me a great deal. (in Which Witchers are Objectified(like, pets.), and Jaskier's plots run deep.)

round_robin also wrote an Exhalation of Wolves, (E)scenes from which also pop into my head when I'm not thinking of other things. (In which Jaskier makes soap, and is beloved by the Wolves of Kaer Morhen- and loves them back just as hard)

Mating Call (E) by TAFKAmayle gets a reminder about the explicitness, because it is blatant monsterfucking. Cute somehow though. (in Which Jaskier is an adorable pervert; and Willow stares at pictures on the Witcher-Wiki and goes 'yeah, I can see that')

really enjoying the Cutagen Verse stories by artistsfuneral, if only because they agree with me that there need to be just a couple more surviving wolf Witchers. (G-M, with one E. What it says on the tin)

Beasts In Fields of Flowers by @sheepishwolfy (series M/E) has very good banter in my opinion. (in which there are both Cuteagens and Feral Jaskier so that's the appeal)

The Courting Jewlery ABO (E)series by suzukiblu has definitely done things to my brain in regard to ABO. Good things. (In which Geralt is an Omega who deserves all the nice things Jaskier can give him, and Jaskier is going to do it whether he likes it or not)

Curse of Chamomile by chamomiletea (E) by (In Which Geralt gets a very specific curse, which leads him to Jaskier, an apology, and several new experiences. Raunchy and sweet and cute in turns)

Being Roach by @senashenta a delightful crossover that I adore. And cute, not explicit, for a change. (Witcher- Heralds of Valdemar crossover)

[stinastar]

Last Sentence Tag Game: Write the latest line from your wip (or post where you last left off in your art) and tag as many people as there are words in the line.

Thanks @thestalwartheart for the tag! I’m not exactly sure what the last sentence I wrote is, but this is one of them. It’s from a 00Q snippet I wrote based on a poem, that I may expand to a proper fic or ficlet one day, if I ever finish off my WIP’s...

Just the sound of the kettle, the scent of bergamot hot on the air. 🫖

Tagging @aniron48 @aprettyspy @prismatic-bell @samanthahirr @anyawen @verdigrissoup @maplesleep @girls-and-honey @lohrendrell @srapsodia @theamazingbard @knifewieldingenby @major-trouble @spielzeugkaiser Sorry to those that may have been double tagged, or those I’ve forced to look at 00Q content against their will 😂😘 but clearly not that sorry 🖤

[artistsfuneral]

@spielzeugkaiser some aus live in my head rent free...

[alaskanbby]

*repost because I accidentally posted it to my other non-AO3/fic tumblr*

As I say in my author's note: back at it again at the Krispy Kreme *back flips into the store sign.* Another work for @spielzeugkaiser because I am 1. procrastinating homework for my college classes and 2. I read about Jaskier/Eskel having a mini affair while at the brothel and I couldn't stop thinking about it until I got it out of my system. Enjoy! Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Witcher (TV), The Witcher (All Media Types) Rating: Mature Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Jaskier, Milek, Eskel

The first time Eskel came to the brothel Jaskier was shocked. Not necessarily that Eskel found him attractive but that he’d found him period. He remembered how concerned Eskel was about Milek, and his safety in such a place, especially when he didn’t see him in Jaskier’s room. It made Jaskier’s chest warm with something he would come to think of as affection. He saw how Eskel looked at him with adoration and care. It was the first time in a very long time that Jaskier felt truly desirable, wanted for who he was mind, body, and soul. 

[fandom-trash-and-hyperfixations]

Jesus fuckin hell. The amount of emotion in this... The depth of story. Spielzeugkaiser always blows me away.

I'm a simple thing, you all. You give me whumped bard? I draw whumped bard. (Also give him a blanket! And I first had some speechbubbles included, but I think it's pretty clear who he's giving this look...)

[etcorsolus]

Rules: In a new post, show the last line you wrote and tag as many people as there are words.

Tagged by the lovely @process-pending thank you, my dear 😊

Gaetan, however, looks as though he barely sees them; lost in his head as he is.

From the next chapter of Wandering Soul, which I am actually working on. Promise.

@a-kind-of-merry-war @comfyswitcherblanketfort @dsudis @geraltrogerericduhautebellegarde @limerental @dapandapod @spielzeugkaiser

I know that's not nearly enough but I am lazy lol. Anyone who'd like to have a go, feel free!

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

it is halloween and we have introduced @spielzeugkaiser to Astarion 🎃🦇

[afdg10]

I posted 272 times in 2022

That's 21 more posts than 2021!

24 posts created (9%)

248 posts reblogged (91%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@biblicallyaccurateandrogynoussex

@can-of-pringles

@spielzeugkaiser

@nonbinarycryptic

@letsjustdieeveryone

I tagged 32 of my posts in 2022

#harry dresden - 6 posts

#the dresden files - 4 posts

#the glass scientists - 3 posts

#twitter - 2 posts

#thomas raith - 2 posts

#twitter migration - 2 posts

#wtsf - 2 posts

#rottmnt - 2 posts

#karrin murphy - 2 posts

#blackbonnet - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#he’s just a dude who likes doing accounting and loves his wife and friends so much that he gets involved with so much bs for them and they

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I want tumblr to do a reading of Dracula because I think only the people here would be able to capture the characters cause the other people reading it are old men who don’t make it sound like Jonathan is riddled with anxiety and that is frankly wrong

36 notes - Posted August 22, 2022

#4

Thorin: Damn, the power went out.

Fíli: Don’t worry, I got this.

Fíli: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Thorin: What-?

Fíli: I swallowed a glow stick!

Thorin, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

37 notes - Posted March 28, 2022

#3

I connected the dots

41 notes - Posted August 11, 2022

#2

45 notes - Posted April 20, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I’m watching ghosts and the subtitles keep calling captain “military man”

49 notes - Posted November 27, 2022

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